Wild: [eyeing the looks of the others] You think my plan is crazy.
Time: Didn’t say that…but wouldn’t rule it out.
Legend: [scoffing] You kidding?! I don’t think there could be a crazier plan.
Four: [suddenly] We attack the Shadow with hummus.
The chain: [stares in silence]
Four: Just putting things in perspective.
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Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.
Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!
Time: People who sleep are weird.
Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.
Fable: *opens the door*
Fable:
Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!
Legend: Portal.
BONUS:
Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?
Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …
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LINK, CHIEF ENGINEER
Spirit Tracks, Tri Force Heroes, Hyrule Warriors
[From my original Linkverse, That Broken Promise]
GENDER: Agender (amab)
PRONOUNS: Any/None
HEIGHT: 4'9"
AGE: 27
HEALTH: Severe chest scars from acid, shrapnel scars
WEAPONS: None
ITEMS: Steel wrench, Whip, Spirit Flute, Medical kit
SPELLS: None
On the day Chief went to see Zelda to receive his formal train conductor license, the young Princess Zelda begged his aid. They were ambushed on their way to check on the Temple of Spirits, and Chief travelled with Zelda's spirit to reunite her with her body. They banished Malladus with the help of the Lokomo scattered across the land, but at severe cost for Zelda’s health. Chief stayed by her side for several years, helping the healers and engineers learn the tracks he’d rebuilt before Zelda threw him out to take a break once she was stable again. While at sea, his ship was forced to stop in a country whose Princess was cursed by an evil witch. With the aid of two other heroes past their own quests, they are victorious and all return safely home. Chief trains as a healer himself, but only a few years later he’s dragged through a portal into a massive, on going war in a world not his own alongside someone he met before in Hytopia who does not know him yet. He sees the war through and returns home, exhausted, to a life handling more the mundane, familiar problem of his trains.
Chief is passionate about his work both as a mechanic and a trained healer. He can come across as strict or standoffish if someone catches him in the middle of a task or who is being unsafe, but he relaxes into being very playful and goofy. He likes people, and likes to be helpful, and does his best to get along with everyone which often works surprisingly well for him.
Chief speaks when required, rambles when stressed, and is silent when comfortable. He is literate, and knows some sign language from his time in Hytopia. Glossed as BSL.
Chief is demisexual, and would not consider someone interesting unless they are as into trains or similar as he is. He is going to have a moment at some point with Hateno.
CURRENT MEDIA:
Coming Home, rated T (backstory fic)
Unwise, Unknown, and Forbidden, rated E
They Held The Sky Suspended, rated E (And its art!)
Running the Switch, rated T
Linkship with Hateno art
Red Rust, Red Tears, rated G, cowritten with @triforce-of-mischief
Linkship Stimboard by a friend, @triforce-of-mischief
Relevant songs from the playlist for Chief:
Steampunk Music: The Gear, by Michel Kuhn
Barbie Girl Instrumental, by Tazzy
Clockwork, by Aviv Yeyni
Deadwood, by Really Slow Motion
Crystal Clocks and Music Box, by TheOfficialAOE
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Can you have Lana, Linkle, Young Link and HW Zelda doing a group photo? they’re all sitting down while Linkle has Young Link sitting on her lap
Pose for the camera!
Want to make a request? Models list and request rules: https://request-roaxes.tumblr.com/Models-and-rules (make sure to read at least the rules)
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16 *wiggly hands*
It'll probably be fine, but i feel like I'm gonna run out of quotes lol, am always open to suggestions!
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Wild: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Hylia: No.
Sky: No.
Wild: Didn't think so.
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Wild: I dropped Sky.
Four: Sky, what the fuck.
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Shadow: Dammit, Sky, you ruined everything!
Sky: You’re welcome.
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Hyrule: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Warrior: You’re too young to have enemies.
Hyrule: You don’t even know.
(ch 16 vibes lol, you'll see)
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Hylia: Can I bother you for a second?
Sky: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Onith & Esa: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Sky: What?!
Onith & Esa: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
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Sky: Start talking!
Hylia: Well, I-
Sky: Shut up!
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Shadow to ch4/5 Legend: We smell of sweat and loss.
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Hyrule: “Here you go: a nice, hot cup of coffee.”
Warriors: “It’s cold.”
Hyrule: “Nice cup of coffee.”
Warriors: “It tastes horrible.”
Hyrule: “Cup of coffee.”
Warriors: “I’m not sure if this is even coffee.”
Hyrule: “Cup.”
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Warriors: [angrily] You call that ‘handling Wild’? The town bank is on fire!
Twilight: [calmly] It’s very hard to handle a force of nature.
Warriors: If you were one of my men I’d have you hanged!
Twilight: If I was one of your men I’d hang myself.
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Wild and Wind causing chaos, Legend and Warriors arguing, Twilight and Sky trying to stop everyone. Four watching the chaos with a deadpan expression Time turns to look at the camera like in the office: Now you see this? This is what I have to deal with.
Four, later, to the same camera: Don't tell anyone, but Time and I started the chaos. Hyrule spotted us and, like a smart man, chose to record it for us.
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