#source: himym

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Penelope, okay?

Bridgerton Siblings: …

Colin: I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion through a field of flowers.

Bridgerton Siblings: *All sighing*

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #Polin #colin x penelope #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton memes #bridgerton siblings #source: himym

[gfmaximoff]

Kate: You live in Russia, right?

Yelena, drunk: All right, first of all, my parents live in Russia.

Yelena: I live in the moment.

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[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: As your best friend-

Anakin: Obi-Wan’s my best friend.

Ahsoka:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Emma: Tom has no idea I'm high

Tom: You're high?

Emma: Oh, pardon me

Emma, leaning over to Paul: Tom has no idea I'm high

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[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *sitting with pregnant Nora* …you know, as you and your friends get older and start having children, you sometimes find yourself thinking…

Flashback…

Jaune: *putting up a poster in 1st year JNPR dorm room with a staple gun*

Jaune: *looks down at staple gun* I wonder if my aura would protect me from this?

*staple gun noise*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAA-

———————————————————————

Ren: …that guy is a DAD!

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune, pregnant with Arkos baby* Yes, I also find myself thinking…

Flashback again…

Nora: *awkwardly waddling out of convenience store, cradling lumpy baby belly*

Clerk: Oh, how adorable! Do you have a name picked out?

Nora: *rubs “baby belly,” causing a clinking sound* Uhh…Six-Pack? 😅

Clerk: …wait a minute…

J_PR: *screech up in a rented van*

Nora: *dives through window carrying shoplifted drinks* Drive, drive, DRIVE!!!

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: …that girl is a MOM!!!

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[miae-bee]

comic of one of my most liked httyd quotes~

pd: i loved drawing snotlout and idk why

#incorrect quotes #httyd #rtte #how to train your dragon #draw draw #httyd fandom #httyd fanart #original draw #comic #astrid hofferson #hiccstrid #my stuff #snotlout #source: himym

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

*Percy and Annabeth are at a restaurant*

Waitress: Be careful the plate is very hot.

Percy: *Staring intently at the plate*

Annabeth: Oh go on, touch it.

Percy: *Touches the plate* AH! Sweet damn that’s a hot plate!!

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[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: I don’t know. I feel like I wanna do something stupid today.

Natasha: Y/N’s stupid. A downright idiot.

Y/N: what the-?! I can’t tell if you’re trying to set me up or put me down.

Natasha: what I want is a little Natalie and you two are perfect for each other! And would make the most adorable kids!

Y/N:

Wanda: wanna go out with me, Y/N?

Y/N: oh yeah

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff imagine #scarlet witch #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu fanfiction #scarlet witch imagine #wanda maximoff fluff #wanda my beloved #wanda x reader #wanda mcu #source: himym #scarlet witch x reader

[liv45no]

Remus as a teacher rushing to class: good morning! Today we’re gonna have a nice quick class on defence against the dark arts! There are several types of bad guys, the dark lord, slytherins, Professor Snape, and about a hundred others. You got solely black clothes and a smug smirk on the face. See y’all tomorrow!

Hermione: hey! We get you for the whole hour!

Remus: oh come on, who really wants to sit here and listen to me yapping about defence against the dark arts for an hour?

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Remus, tearing up: really?

#harry potter memes #remus lupin #defense against the dark arts #the golden trio #harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #romione #wolfstar #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #source: himym

[strangerthings-incorrectquotes]

Nancy: Listen to me, Robin Buckley is many things.

Nancy: Friend. Confidant.

Nancy: Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target.

Robin:

Robin: I'm sorry, what?

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #nancy x robin #robin x nancy #oops she said it out loud #source: himym

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: Well, looks like it’s just going to be you and me.

Anthony (seductively): Oh, really?

Kate: Actually, I was talking to my tea.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kanthony #anthony x kate #source: himym #source: how i met your mother

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Rooster and Hangman have recently got engaged]

Hangman: *looks at his engagement ring and smirks*

Rooster: Baby, no. I have a twenty-five paged report due on Monday, I barely started,...

Hangman: *casually* Hey, I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring.

Rooster: *stares at him*

Hangman: ...Kind of makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like my shirt. Kind of don't wanna wear my shirt anymore.

Rooster: *blinks*

Hangman: Or my underwear.

Rooster: *breathes heavily*

Hangman: *smirks* Oh, that's right! I'm not wearing any.

Rooster: *closing laptop* No underwear?

Hangman: *winks at him* Not even slightly.

Coyote: *sitting one meter from them* GUYS! BOUNDARIES!

#coyote is so done with these two #hangster #sereshaw #rooster x hangman #incorrect quotes #source: himym #hangman x rooster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun: maverick #rooster #hangman #tgm #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #hangaroo #roohang #rooshang #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #top gun #javy coyote machado #coyote #javy machado #coyote machado #hangman seresin #rooster bradshaw #top gun maverick #incorrect tgm #incorrect top gun maverick quotes

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Satine, okay?

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion in a field of flowers.

Anakin: *sighs and rubs his eyes*

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[0dde11eth]

Jaskier has had to deal with an entire winter of the wolves shoving it in his face how he's "just a wittle weak human" and its starting to wear on his nerves. One evening they are eating and jaskier finally snaps. Lambert has been pushing his buttons all day about Witcher training and how the bard just can't compete.

Jaskier: Okay, I'll do all those things. You just name the time and the place.

Lambert: Okay, right here after we eat.

Jaskier: And what do I get if I do?

Lambert: What do you want?

Jaskier: I want to touch eskel's boobs.

Lambert: Deal!

Lambert: .....Hey, eskel?

Eskel: Yeah, I heard.

Eskel: OK, I'm game. Here are The Terms: If you can do all that stuff that lambert just listed off,I will let you touch one boob.

Jaskier: Both boobs.

Eskel: Just one.

Jaskier: Touch and squeeze.

Eskel: Just touch.

Jaskier: Touch and motorboat.

Eskel: Just touch.

Jaskier: Honka honka?

Eskel: jaskier you're drooling

Jaskier: Just touch.

Eskel: Just touch.

Jaskier: For one hour.

Eskel: For one second.

Jaskier: 20 minutes, both boobs.

Eskel: Thirty seconds, one boob.

Jaskier: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.

Eskel: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.

Jaskier: Deal!

Eskel: But... if you can't do everything and I mean everything, then you have to wear Papa vesemirs ugly hat for one year.

Geralt: do I get a say in any of this?

Everyone: NOPE!

Papa vesemir: I like my hat. You're all just mean

Geralt: *internally screaming*

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #another day in kaer morhen #lambert #eskel #papa vesemir #source: himym #eskels tiddies

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *sitting at a hockey game with Jaune, trying to build up courage to say “I love you” for the first time* 😣

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, Jaune…you’re probably wondering why I’ve been so quiet all night…

Jaune: …uh…well…

Literally a minute earlier…

Pyrrha: *on her feet and hammering on the glass* HEY REF!! GO GET THE ****** REMOVED FROM YOUR ***** AND MAYBE YOU’LL MAKE A DECENT CALL FOR ONCE IN YOUR ****ING LIFE!!!! 🤬

Jaune:

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos #hockey fan Pyrrha #source: himym

[hxuse-xf-black]

Regulus, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason! It's not a good image for me.

Sirius Black, probably

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