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#source: gta v
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*Sanzu reporting to Koko*
Sanzu: I only asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work.
Sanzu: Well, he kinda got a little angry.
Sanzu: And I'll admit, I kinda got a little angry.
Kokonoi: Did you kill him?
Sanzu: The fuck kinda animal do you take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Kokonoi: Ah. Thank fuck. 😮‍💨
Sanzu: *Lifts car trunk showing a captive* But I did kidnap his wife! 😀
Kokonoi: NO 😨
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skylarkdevries · 9 months
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Tissaia *about Vilgefortz*: Yennefer please tell me you didn’t kill him!
Yennefer: of course not! What kind of monster do you think I am?
Tissaia *phew*
Yennefer *opens car trunk * …But I kidnapped his wife!!!
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askbalthasargelt · 2 years
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Toddy: I paid him a visit.
Gelt: Oh no.
Toddy: Oh yes. Gelt: *grabbing Toddy by the collar* DID YOU KILL HIM?!
Toddy: What?! Gelt: DID. YOU. KILL. TYRION?! Toddy: Wha… NO! No, I didn't kill the god-damned Prince of Ulthuan!
Gelt: *relaxes, releasing Toddy* Oh, thank Sigmar. The last thing we needed was a war-
Toddy: *suddenly opens a chest, revealing a bound and gagged Alarielle*
Toddy: -BUT I DID KIDNAP HIS GIRLFRIEND!
Gelt: NO!
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manatobi · 2 years
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t-p-i · 3 months
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d-u-s-t-9379 · 1 year
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Trevor: Michael and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Michael: Sentences.
Trevor: Don't interrupt me.
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hellomissmedia · 6 months
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Micheal: I promise you when our baby is born, the first thing he’ll see is a man with a good, honest paying job.
Amanda: Yeah. The doctor.
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andr3mdl · 2 years
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Had the idea to recreate someone's artwork on these 2 chaotic bastards.
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daemonhxckergrrl · 2 years
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GTA V might exist forever and Skyrim might release on every piece of silicon capable of it, but the true game that'll never die is gmod/source
that bitch gonna be here in 50 years i swear
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dashielvlup · 1 year
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THINGS GOT SUPER CRAZY!! I CAN'T PLAY THIS NO MORE!! [GTA 5] (x)
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j-nightingalesb1tch · 2 years
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incorrect gta v quotes
lamar: "are you serious?"
trevor: "am i wearing a party hat?"
lamar: "no."
trevor: "then i'm serious."
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nikosliberty · 2 years
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The new male character in gta vi is so fucking fine sorry yall
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the-bar-sinister · 16 days
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Fandom | Fanfiction | Self Ship | Whump
👉 he/they | queer | married | adult | elder millennial
👉 plural | fictionkin (serious/spiritual) 
👉 Muti shipper | Poly shipper
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Current Fixation: Ace Atttorney.
Source fandoms: Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Marvel Comics, Persona games, Slayers anime, GTA V, Great/Ace Attorney, Homestuck, Danganronpa, Fire Emblem Three Houses, Urusei Yatsura, Digimon, Girls Frontline, Steven Universe, Pathologic, Jem & The Holograms, Peter Pan, Welcome to Demon School, Disgaea, Sherlock Holmes media
non-source fandoms: Invader Zim, ABC’s Lost, Twin Peaks, Silent Hill, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Vampire Chronicles (books), Doctor Who Labyrinth, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Final Fantasy (4-9), Pokemon, Black Lagoon, Miami Vice, Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite, Prey 2017, Dishonored, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, Frankenstein, the Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Gargoyles, Fallout New Vegas
Favorite genres: horror, mystery, thriller, noir, crime fiction, psychological thriller, supernatural horror, sci fi horror, gothic lit
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Shipping, plurality and squick explanations under the cut.
Our ships: We are a polyshipper and a multishipper. We ship multiple characters together in the same context, in the same relationship, in the same fics etc.
A "ship" for us does not equal in OTP or an ideal relationship. We use the word "ship" to denote any romantic or sexual relationship between two characters, even when that relationship is unhealthy, toxic, twisted, and bad for one or both participants. Ships are a narrative tool, not something aspirational. 
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Plurality: We are a plural system– many people living together in one body. We have been plural since we were children, and we have been blogging about our plurality for 15+ years.
Please do  not use psychiatric or pathologizing terminology for our plurality. We do not refer to ourselves with terms like DID, alter, or introject, and our system members do not have defined roles.
Our preferred terminology is: plural, system member, and fictive.
System members tend to sign or tag posts and refer to one another with a two emoji 'signature' rather than a name. Unsigned posts are understood to be a product of multiple members or a joint consensus. 
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squicks / tropes we prefer to avoid
non-con of any kind (but especially underage non-con and non-con incest) 
pregnancy & babies (especially as the joyful and expected result of a romantic hetero-presenting relationship)
nonbinary or trans characters deciding it's better for them to perform their assigned gender at birth
Characters submitting to the will of a lawful aligned god.
Parental control and discipline being shown as narratively positive and correct 
characters giving up their careers and aspirations and 'settling down' when they fall in love
prophecies that are unavoidable and/or narratively depicted as inherently good and just
characters following the life-path set out for them by their parents/following in their parents footsteps
filial duty and filial piety in general
pretty much anything to do with traditional family structures, gender roles, and lawful aligned religion, honestly
wing whump / characters having their monstrous or inhuman traits harmed
monstrous or inhuman characters becoming human (especially when presented as positive)
soul destruction / soul death
characters being metaphysically kept apart for all time
any kind of 'conversion therapy' or metaphorical conversion therapy (especially being portrayed as positive)
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We are: 
non-christian | magical practitioner | chaotic neutral
polyamorous  | largely aplatonic
trauma survivor | abuse survivor
Weird | Freakish | Monstrous
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on sibling coded ships
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citylighten · 5 months
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character/story inspiration tag
rules: write up a blurb or make a visual collage of the people or characters (from books, TV shows, movies, etc.) that inspired your story and/or OC, either visually, personality wise, or just a general vibe
Snatched from @wavvi Tagging @crimewriter/@neonoirland, @digital-deluxe, @havemercymusic, @joannebernice, @armoricaroyalty, @swiftviolets and if you have a story consider yourself tagged!
So because I can't update Sink or Swim like I want to, I decided to whip this up.
For Rosaria
Starting from the left side, we have the actress Marisa Abela who originally served as a means of inspiration for Rosaria’s facial features. Peggy Olson from Mad Men, Retsuko from Aggretsuko, and the movie Secretary.
On the right side we have lyrics from the song "Bad Girls" by Tennis, American Crime Story: Impeachment, Andrea Sachs from The Devil Wears Prada, Waylon Smithers from The Simpsons and the film Funny Girl. I watched Secretary before writing Sink or Swim because I knew it had the tone I wanted with its lead character essentially having a 'sexual awakening' through her boss. A narrative element that connects Aggretsuko and Secretary, beyond its office setting, is how its lead female characters find themselves in relationships with subpar men (sorry to any Haida fans, but that relationship wasn't developed well) which represents how Rosaria began Sink or Swim in a relationship with Ben. Something that connects Secretary, Funny Girl, and The Devil Wears Prada is how its female protagonist undergoes a transformation in terms of presenting herself through the attire she wears. Additionally, in the case of Funny Girl, I took inspiration in how Barbra Streisand's character defied idealized female beauty standards. Fanny Brice found a role at the Follie’s for her comedy, not her appearance, but as she accumulates wealth we see her become a glamorous woman who gains the attention of a traditionally handsome gambler. Beyond portraying a deeply inappropriate workplace relationship, Impeachment provided me a lot of inspiration in how her voice should sound and the various ways she wears her hair.
FOR PIETRO
Starting from the left side, we have Mad Men, The Sopranos, Henry Tomasino of Mafia II, and Michael De Santa of GTA V. On the right side we have lyrics from “Count Me Out” by Kendrick Lamar, Benny of Fallout New Vegas, Hades from Lore Olympus, and the musical Company.
Video games played a bigger role in Pietro's characterization than I realized. Benny was my first source of inspiration from Pietro, as he is the protege of a powerful man (Mr. House) who has ambitions of his own. I always felt Benny was someone who felt he could do better and be better than the man he followed. This is exactly how we'll eventually come to see Pietro's dynamic with Raphael whereas Henry Tomasino is a character I modeled Pietro's voice on and Michael De Santa? Well, when it came to dressing Pietro I always think about the clothes that are available for his character to wear. I checked out Lore Olympus before writing Sink or Swim because I wasn't sure how I wanted to characterize Pietro when it came to his relationship with Rosaria. He isn't necessarily like the boss from Secretary, he isn't Christian Gray, and while I saw LO had its critics I wanted to look over the comic and see what worked or, if there was anything I liked about Hades' characterization that could be incorporated into Pietro. Turns out there were a few things (relationship issues, therapy, a soft spot for dogs). On the subject of therapy, Pietro's sessions with Dr. Bracco are inspired by Tony's reoccurring sessions with Dr. Melfi in The Sopranos. I liked how they provided a gateway into what Tony's character is thinking, and I also thought it would be the best for readers to get to know Pietro, a quiet, vague guy, that way, but Mad Men was ultimately more of a inspiration for Pietro than Sopranos was. Inspiration from the musical Company would come a little later once I decided that Pietro was a guy with relationship troubles as the musical depicts a stable, successful man who is seemingly fine with being alone, but actually craves to receive romance and 'be alive.'
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d-u-s-t-9379 · 7 months
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Michael: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Trevor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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hellomissmedia · 6 months
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Responses to being stabbed:
Franklin: Rude.
Micheal: That’s fair.
Lamar: Not again.
Trevor: Do you want this back or can I keep it?
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