#source: gilmore girls

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/n: I think I'm dating Kate.

Bucky: What?

Y/N: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Bucky: But how? When?

Y/N: Well, we spent the entirety of Tony and Pepper's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Bucky: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Y/N: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kate can waltz.

Bucky: Kate can waltz?

Y/N, maliciously: Kate can waltz.

Bucky: ... Look how you just said 'Kate can waltz.'

Y/N: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kate can waltz.

Bucky: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

#source: gilmore girls #kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[vampiric-bruce-wayne]

a lot of you think bruce would be really shy and blushy and I ADORE that headcanon because it’s so cute, but let’s not forget that bruce is like endlessly sarcastic and sardonic, so i imagine most of his interactions with clark would more be:

clark: *talking nine to the dozen about yet another plan that would put himself at complete risk*

bruce: —marry me

clark, shellshocked: wha-what?

bruce: just looking for something to shut you up

#batman is luke danes to me #source: gilmore girls #batman/superman #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #clark kent x bruce wayne #superman x batman #batfamily #jla #world’s finest #batman #dc #superman #comics #ship dynamic

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: I disagree. Derek: You usually do.

#teen wolf #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: gilmore girls

[incorrectbatfam]

Talia: Your mind never tires for a moment, does it?

Damian: It will once people start talking.

Bruce: Charming.

#source: gilmore girls #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #talia al ghul #league of assassins #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[bellabrady]

Eddie: I think I'm dating Buck.

Hen: What?

Eddie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Hen: But how? When?

Eddie: Well, we spent the entirety of Chim and Maddie's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Hen: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Eddie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Buck can waltz.

Hen: Buck can waltz?

Eddie: Buck can waltz. 😏

Hen: ...Look how you just said 'Buck can waltz.'

Eddie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Buck can waltz.

Hen: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

#evan buckley #911 fox #eddie diaz #buddie #source: gilmore girls #oliver stark #tv: 911 #incorrect 911 quotes #ryan guzman #buddie crack #edmundo diaz

[huskingthatdust]

Angel Dust: I need alcohol in an IV

Husk: I'll give it to you in a balance bar

Angel Dust: please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

Husk: I'm kidding

Angel Dust: you're sick.

Husk while making his drink: yup.

Angel Dust: you're a sadist. You're an asshole

*husk places his drink in front of him*

Angel Dust batting his eyes at Husk: you're pretty

*husk rolls his eyes and crosses his arms*

#huskerdust incorrect quotes #huskerdust shitpost #huskerdust #source: gilmore girls #they are Lorelai and Luke coded and ill never stop posting about it.

[caslutz]

Jamie: I think I'm dating Roy.

Keeley: What?

Jamie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Keeley: But how? When?

Jamie: Well, we spent the entirety of Ted and Trent’s wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Keeley: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Jamie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Roy can waltz.

Keeley: Roy can waltz?

Jamie: Roy can waltz. 😏

Keeley: …Look how you just said 'Roy can waltz.’

Jamie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Roy can waltz.

Keeley: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.’

#tell me that roy and jamie wouldn’t start dating without even knowing #they would be in a committed relationship for years before they realized #or roy would propose and jamie would be like #when did we even start dating?? #and also ted and trent get married yay!! #that’s the wedding we deserved at the end of season 3 #roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso #trent crimm #keeley jones #royjamie #roy x jamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #tedtrent #tedependent #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: gilmore girls

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: Oh my god, I hate her

Dick: Ah, me too

Y/N: You have no idea what I’m talking about

Dick: Solidarity, sister

#source: gilmore girls #batfamily incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily x reader #batfamily #dc #dc x reader #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader platonic #dick grayson x sister reader

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Husk: Charlie ain't here yet.

Angel: Then you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay booze boy, dance.

Husk: Will you marry me?

*Angel is taken aback*

Husk: Just lookin' for somethin' to shut you up.

#hazbin #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: gilmore girls #hazbin huskerdust #huskerdust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angel #angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust/husk #angel dust x husk #husk/angel dust #husk x angel dust

[purpledusty]

Hanzo: I think I'm dating Kuai Liang.

Johnny: What?

Hanzo: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Kenshi: But how? When?

Hanzo: Well, we spent the entirety of Takeda and Jacqui's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Johnny: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Hanzo: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kuai Liang can waltz.

Kenshi: Kuai Liang can waltz?

Hanzo, maliciously: Kuai Liang can waltz.

Johnny: ...Look how you just said 'Kuai Liang can waltz.'

Hanzo: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kuai Liang can waltz.

Kenshi: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

#hanzo hasashi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #subscorp #kuai liang #mortal kombat #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #source: gilmore girls

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: God, I hate her…

Gregory: Me too.

Anthony: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.

Gregory: Solidarity, brother.

#Gregory said ✊✊✊ #incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #anthony bridgerton #gregory bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #kanthony #bridgerton season 2 #source: gilmore girls

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Can I ask you a stupid question?

Bruce: There's no such thing.

Scott: How does ink come out of pens?

Bruce: Alright, there is such a thing.

#source: gilmore girls #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #hulk #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Paul: What's a football game last?

Paul: Hour, hour and a half?

Bill: *stares at Paul*

Ted: *regretting inviting Paul to his superbowl party*

Paul: Longer than an hour and a half? Are you kidding me!?

#source: gilmore girls #paul is a man that does not own a tv #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I think we should get married. Derek: What? Stiles: I think we should get married. Soon. Derek: …Are you pregnant?

#teen wolf #sterek #stiles stilinski #mieczysław stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: gilmore girls

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: God, I hate him.

Damian: Me too.

Jason: ...You have no idea who I’m talking about.

Damian: Solidarity, brother.

#source: gilmore girls #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[oceanview15]

Lois: Clark, you need to be the one to talk to him.

Clark: Why me?

Lois: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say “excuse me” to mannequins. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

#clois #clark kent x lois lane #dc #superman #my adventures with superman #maws superman #incorrect quotes #source: gilmore girls