#source: generator

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Lucius: How was the honeymoon?

Stede: Ed got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Stede: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Stede: I love him.

#ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect ofmd #incorrect our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd season two #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #lucius spriggs #lucius is the gay agenda #Lucius ofmd #Lucius and Stede #source: generator

[swanmaiden5]

Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Judai: Mental stability, my old friend! Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect yugioh quotes #yugioh #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh zexal #yugioh arc v #yugioh vrains #source: generator #yugi moto #judai yuki #yusei fudo #yuma tsukumo #yuya sakaki #yusaku fujiki

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Melissa: Please never become a surgeon.

#teen wolf #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattisme #melissa mccall #melissa ponzio #source: generator

[incorrect--shakespeare-quotes]

Romeo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Mercutio: The car takes a screenshot.

Benvolio: For the last time, get the fuck out.

#shakespeare #incorrect quote #source: generator #incorrect shakespeare quote #romeo and juliet #romeo #mercutio #benvolio

[incorrect-ifthen]

Lucas: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

David: Please don’t get arrested.

Lucas: No promises! <3

Kate: Why not both? Get creative!

Lucas: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

David: Please don’t encourage him, Kate.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #kate(if/then) #david(if/then) #otp: best worst mistake #brotp: one of those people who talks to strangers #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

[luckaze]

Tails: You're a loose cannon, Sonic. Sonic: No, I'd like to call myself a reckless renegade. Sticks is a loose cannon. Sticks: [smashes a chair]

#incorrect quotes #sonic boom #sonic the hedgehog #source: generator

[mishy-mashy]

Black Butler (manga) incorrect quotes based on my OC cuz why not

Undercover OC at Weston is "Teddy", a Violet Wolf student and Cheslock's fag

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Edward: What’s going on?

Cheslock: It’s a lecture. Teddy's gonna tell us everything they know about sex.

Violet, eating bread: It should be an enjoyable 20 seconds

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Violet: Why does Teddy always do the laundry so loudly?

Cheslock: To remind everyone that no one helps him out on laundry day

Teddy, in the distance: *slams the barrel lid shut*

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Cole: I'm sorry for being late, I ran into some complications

*Teddy runs in disheveled, with Cheslock cursing a storm behind him*

Teddy: COLE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

Cole: *screaming as Cheslock tackles him*

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Cheslock: I didn't know we had tomato soup today

Violet: It's microwaved ketchup.

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Teddy, watching street lamps fall down: Cheslock, Violet! The school is burning down and it's very pretty!

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Teddy: I enjoy reading murder mysteries

Violet, trying to be a cool senior: I've been a suspect for murder once.

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Bluer: How did you even get in here?

Teddy: Clayton's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Teddy's front door"!

Bluer:

Clayton:

Clayton: I'll go close my window.

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Teddy: You.. saved me. You're not a bad person. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY HERO!

Violet: Call me ugly again and I'm kicking you into the street.

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Edward, sweaty from 5PM cricket: Can I have some water?

Cheslock: *starts chugging their water*

Cheslock: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Cheslock: *spills water all over himself*

Cheslock: *accidentally knocks over the only barrel of water*

Cheslock, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Redmond: Cole! How's your birthday been going so far?

Cole: Violet gave me a get better soon card.

Redmond: Ah, I'm glad to see you're finally getting along with the Violet House!

Cole: No. He just thinks I should be better.

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Cheslock: Hello Violet, made anyone cry today?

Violet: No. But it’s only 2:30.

Cheslock:

Violet, now grinning: Where's Cole.

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Teddy: Hey, Cole. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cole, sighing and resigned: I don't know. Why?

Teddy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Cole: Okay.

Teddy: Knock knock.

Cole: .. No.

Teddy: “who’s there?”

Cole: Ugh... Who’s there?

Teddy: The chicken.

Cole:

Teddy:

Teddy: *sprinting away*

Cole, taking off his shoe: YOU LITTLE-

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*after last year's cricket tournament*

Cheslock: I hate the other houses.

Edward: Well according to this picture my sister drew of us together, that's not true.

Cheslock: You drew that.

Edward: It doesn't matter.

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Teddy: Hello, I'm Teddy. I'm a student at Weston. They gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

Teddy: Oh no, where'd it go

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Greenhill: Is Cheslock always like this when he loses?

Violet: Remember what happened last year during June 4th?

Cheslock: It was an out and you know it!

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*after another Teddy and Cheslock VS Cole incident*

Greenhill: Okay, on the count of three, I want you to apologize to each other. Ready? One.. two.. three!

Cheslock:

Cole:

Teddy:

Bluer, sighing: Now I'm just disappointed in all of you.

Violet, about Cheslock and Teddy: No, I taught them well.

Bluer, now irritated: All of you.

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Cole, smiling: You were going to what?

Teddy: I was going to say-

Cole: What?

Teddy: Don't-

Cole: Don't interrupt me?

Teddy, about to cry: Stop cutting me off, I-

Cole: Goodness, speak clearly, Teddy!

Edward: Stop that, Cole. You'll get hurt.

Cole, gesturing to Teddy: Hurt? By this? Ahahahaha!

Cheslock, standing behind Cole with Violet, cracking his fists:

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Greenhill, writing with a bottle of glitter glue: I'm losing it. There's blood on my hands. Dead bodies are at my feet.

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Teddy: Happy October 32nd!

Cole: That doesn't exist.

Cheslock, with cat ears on: Not with that attitude, it doesn't.

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Cheslock, finding a note: What’s this?

Edward: Hey, that's mine!

Cheslock: Aww, is it a love letter for your girlfrienddd?

Edward: No-

Cheslock: *opens it*

Cheslock:

Edward:

Cheslock: I can't read this.

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Cheslock: I have very high standards, you know.

Teddy: I just came to say I made spaghetti?

Cheslock: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

Violet, knowing that Cheslock has been in love with Teddy: *angry sighing*

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Edward: I've been watching for a while now; and I’m afraid you have updog.

Greenhill: What’s updog?

Edward: Ciel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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*The day after the midnight Tea Party*

Violet: Hello. My name is Violet, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Violet: *aggressively zips bag shut*

Teddy: *confused sobbing because he doesn't know what's going on*

#incorrect quotes #black butler #manga #oc #gregory violet #cheslock #maurice cole #edward midford #herman greenhill #lawrence bluer #ciel phamtonhive #teddy #source: generator #kuroshitsuji

[hitchell-mope]

Ben: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Mal: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

(Right after Ben leaves the room)

Mal: I miss him already.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: generator

[lmaoducky]

Maggie: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Lucy: The car takes a screenshot. Alex: For the last time, get the fuck out.

#this two will be the end of Alex #big mood #incorrect quotes #the cw supergirl #sanvers #maggie sawyer #supergirl cw #incorrect lucy lane quotes #lucy lane #director sanvers incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #source: generator

[thatpoorfraulein]

FG Incorrect Quotes Pt4

Peter: We have a problem.

Lois: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Peter: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Chris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?!

Peter: Yes...?

Meg: Then I feel sorry for you.

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Meg: While I'm gone, Chris is in charge.

Chris: Yay!!!

Meg, whispering: Stewie, you're secretly in charge.

Stewie: Obviously.

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Penelope: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Stewie: Stop asking me if I'm gay, or bi, or whatever. I identify as a THREAT.

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Chris: You love me, right Roberta?

Roberta: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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*When someone asks to copy the homework*

Hudson: I can help you with it!

Olivia: Yeah, sure.

Doug: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Stewie: lol nope

Susie: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Penelope: *Read 5:55 pm*

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Stewie: If you had to choose between Doug and all the money I had in my wallet, which would you choose?

Olivia: How much money are we talking about?

Doug: Olivia!

Stewie: 63 cents.

Olivia: I'll take it.

Doug: OLIVIA!!!

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Stewie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Doug: You and me!

Stewie, tearing up: Okay.

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Peter: Wake me up...

Cleveland: Before you go go!

Quagmire: When September ends...

Joe: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

#family guy #peter griffin #lois griffin #meg griffin #chris griffin #fg doug #fg penelope #olivia fuller #susie swanson #fg hudson #glenn quagmire #cleveland brown #joe swanson #roberta tubbs #leter #chroberta #dewie #source: generator #this has been sitting in my drafts for the longest time

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Izzy, when he confessed to Ed: I think I'm falling for you.

Ed: Then get up.

#ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect ofmd #incorrect our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd season two #edward teach #blackbeard #Izzy hands #izzy x ed #source: generator #izzy deserved better #I miss him

[swanmaiden5]

Yusei : Rules were made to be broken. Yugi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Yuya: Uh, piñatas. Yusaku: Glow sticks. Judai: Karate boards. Yuma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Yusei : Rules. Yugi:

#incorrect quotes #incorrect yugioh quotes #source: generator #yugioh #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh zexal #yugioh arc v #yugioh vrains #yugi moto #judai yuki #yusei fudo #yuma tsukumo #yuya sakaki #yusaku fujiki

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I think I'm falling for you. Danny: Then get up.

#teen wolf #stanny #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #danny mahealani #keahu kahuanui #source: generator

[incorrect--shakespeare-quotes]

Claudio: So what's it like dating Beatrice?

Benedick: Once, I asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

#shakespeare #incorrect quote #source: generator #incorrect shakespeare quote #much ado about nothing #benedick #beatrice #claudio

[incorrect-ifthen]

Elizabeth: Lucas is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around.

Lucas: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #lucas gray #source: generator #queue don't need to love me #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you

[paladudesquotes]

What I lack in my height I make up with my attitude.

-Pidge

#source: generator #voltron #voltron incorrect quotes #vld #dotu #voltron defender of the universe #voltron legendary defender #voltron pidge #vld pidge #dotu pidge