Eddie: *while playing tennis* What's the score?
Frank: Thirty, love.
Eddie: *cheekily* Thirty to what, sweetheart?
Frank: No, love! Love is nothing!
Eddie: *dramatic gasp* Does this mean you want your engagement ring back?!
Frank: You need to stop hanging out with Barnaby, I don't deserve this.
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Scout: I can't please everyone... but I can annoy everyone.
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Remember: if you can't say something nice, say something sarcastic.
Daria
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Dib: I have had two lousy days in a row, today has to be a good day.
Gaz: There's a fly in your soda.
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Y/N: I suppose It's nice that Steve lets the neighbourhood kids play in the compound's yard.
Y/N: *Gets hit on the head by a ball they kicked*
Y/N: Then again, there’s something to be said for barbed wire.
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Noelle: Liebe, you can be really destructive.
Liebe: [gasp] I can?!
Noelle: No, I wasn‘t giving you permission—
Liebe: Too late, I already broke something.
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Ellegaard, looking outside: Poor Magnus...
Ellegaard: Outside...with no umbrella...
Ellegaard: And the doors and windows all locked...
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Kirby: Oh Meta Knight, we have a visitor!
Meta Knight: Don't tell me it's Marx.
Kirby: It's Marx.
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Frank: I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier.
Rodrick: I could be...
Rodrick: But you'd have to do it for me.
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Battinson: (Y/n)! Penguin is coming around the corner!
You: So?
Battinson: So, I want you to catch him!
You: Then what am I supposed to do? Make a citizen’s arrest?
Battinson: You’re hopeless. You know that, don’t you?
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Sally: *jazz hands* Where's your sense of wonder? Where's your sense of adventure?
Frank: They ran off with my sense of humour.
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*the trio are camping out*
Clark quickly gets up: PA THE CHICKENS ARE DROWNING!!
*Clark instantly goes back to sleep*
Lois: The hell was that?!
Jimmy: Recurring farm nightmare.
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Ms. Pauling: Pyro, buddy, you can be really destructive-
Pyro: *excited noise*
Ms. Pauling: WAIT, I WASN'T GIVING YOU PERMISSION!!
Pyro: *has already set the couch on fire*
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Charlie Brown: Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows I'm alive.
Charlie Brown: I mean, do I really exist?
Lucy, to Violet: Did you hear something, Violet?
Charlie Brown: >:(
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Remember: if you can't say something nice, say something sarcastic.
Yakko
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