Floyd: How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered “wrong”?
Azul: People get HURT when you have fun.
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Ruby: I have a beauty waiting for me back in Vale, if I ever get there. White hair, blue eyes, shortest woman you've ever seen. Almost as short as you.
Neo: *holding up a sign* Weiss Schnee?
Ruby: You know her?
Neo: You're with Weiss fucking Schnee!?
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Wei Wuxian: Why are you always in such a foul mood?
Jiang Cheng: Experience.
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Jason: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Damian: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone!
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Bill: Why are you always in such a foul mood?
12: Experience.
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Y/N: Natasha has a good heart.
Clint: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [201/?]
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Gabriel: you’re a jerk
Sam: you know, you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you
Gabriel: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone
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Vere: So, what's your take on him?
MC: Who?
Vere: Don't play coy, you know exactly who I'm talking about.
MC: ...I think he has a good heart.
Vere: Yes, I've seen you staring at his "good heart."
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Scaramouche: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?
Lumine: pEOPLE DIE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN.
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Yelena: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Kate: That’s not a lot of inches.
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Daphne: I think Simon has a good heart.
Eloise: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at his good heart.
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Weise: Where is your mother? Is she alive?
Ruby: *shakes head*
Weiss: What killed her?
Ruby: Loyalty.
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Nie Mingjue: You shouldn't insult people who are taller than you.
Jin Guangyao: Then I'd never get to insult anyone.
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Nancy: I think Steve has a good heart.
Robin: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at his good heart.
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