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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Bard: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’
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incorrect-spiderverse · 8 months
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Miguel: "As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this."
Peter B Parker: "Where am I on the list?"
Miguel: "Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction."
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7ndipity · 21 days
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Jimin: friends can do stuff together
Jimin: they can have fun
Jimin: they can high-five
Jimin: they can help each other
Jimin: they can have loving looks in their eyes
Tae: whoa-
Jimin: they can maybe kiss
Tae: what?!
Jimin: they can have fun
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legendofzoodles · 8 months
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Warriors: I have a list of friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Twilight: [amused] Where am I on that list?
Warriors: ...
Warriors: [serious] WelI can’t tell you that.
Twilight: Why not...?
Warriors: Because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction. 
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needanevenbettername · 6 months
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Wednesday and Enid are reading Dagon together in bed.
Enid, as she reads: Ew.
Wednesday, teasingly: Darling, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Enid: I'm extremely calm. I'm just, also simultaneously grossed out.
The two continue to read in silence for a few minutes.
Enid, suddenly: Thank God fish aren't into cash.
Wednesday: ....
Enid: ....
Wednesday: Like they're stealing my cash?
Enid: Yeah, well..... Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. I fell asleep for a second there. I had a two-second dream that fish were stealing stuff.
Wednesday giggles at Enid.
Enid: And then, when I woke up, I was like, "Man, could you imagine if they didn't just want your valuables, they wanted cash." And then, I said it out loud, and then I was like, "I dreamed that. Wednesday didn't see any of that fish thing that I just went through."
Wednesday, laughing: "That I just went through."
Enid: That was the weirdest experience.
Wednesday: The journey you've been on.
Enid: Yeah. Babe, I have been places between pages four and five.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month
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Sniper: I keep a list of all my relations in order of how likely they are to betray me-
Scout: Wait, where am I on the list?
Sniper: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move either up or down depending on your reaction.
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Weiss: *Struggling to understand sports* Did you point?
Yang: What?
Weiss: Did you point?!
Yang: What do you mean?
Weiss: *Visibly distressed* DID YOU POINT?!
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vililae · 1 year
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Source: Game Grumps
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Casey: I CAN'T DO IT!
April, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Casey: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!
Leo: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Casey: ...
Casey: I appreciate it.
Casey: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Raph: Casey-
Casey: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Donnie: Casey we gotta-
Casey: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Casey: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Casey, motioning to Mikey: NOT FUCKING THIS!!
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silelda · 7 months
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Soap: Is smelling cheerios a sign that you're having a stroke?
Ghost: I dunno Soap. Might just be a sign that you're eating cheerios.
Soap: Unrelated note, I smell cheerios.
Source: Game Grumps - Wheel of Fortune
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John: hey dave, what does intrepid mean?
Dave: doesn’t it mean adventurous or something like that? I dunno
John: I think my dad’s car was a Dodge Intrepid
Dave: intrepid/adjective: fearless, adventurous
John: cool, that car….. exploded!
Dave: …… that’s about as fearless and adventurous as it gets
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Barbarian, during sparring: Well, I just have one thing to say: you're going down! Fighter: I have one thing to say to you! Barbarian: Yeah? Fighter: I hope we have fun! Barbarian: Oh... well I do, too. Fighter: Okay. Barbarian: I hope we have fun and I crush you!
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incorrect-spiderverse · 7 months
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Lyla: "Have you considered calming down?"
Miguel: "It’s on my schedule, but I don’t think I can fit it in until Tuesday."
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mystilotls · 6 months
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Doc: I want a chicken burger
Ren: a burger is a sandwich
Doc: *sigh* Ren, I don't want to debate
Ren: There's no debate!
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Ren: a burger is a specific name for a sandwich, a ground meat sandwich
Doc: Ren, this is not a hill I am willing to die on or live on for 5 minutes
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Ren: *falls off in game*
Doc: look now you're getting heated about burgers and sandwiches
Ren: but on burger king's website they call it a sandwich!
Doc: holy goodness...
Ren: it's a sandwich!
Doc: I DIDN'T ARGUE WITH YOU
Ren: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE! MAYBE THEN THAT PROVES YOU LOVE ME
Doc: wow-
Ren: THEN THAT PROVES YOU CARE
Doc: talk about damned if I do damned if I don't! There was going to be an argument about burgers and sandwiches whether I wanted it or not...it was coming to my doorstep.
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incorrect-tbosas · 6 months
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finnick: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’
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needanevenbettername · 6 months
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Wednesday and Enid at an art gallery.
Wednesday, looking at a painting: This reminds me of a dream I had where I was kissing yo- *Pauses in Demi-Romantic Panic* Someone.
Enid, giggling: Uh huh, good save.
Wednesday, blushing: And they were really pretty and tall and had blonde hair.
Enid sarcastically: And totally not me.
Wednesday: And was my roommate.
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