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sariahsue · 3 years
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Alya: So you still haven't figured it out?
Adrien: Well, Marinette said she has feelings for me. She just didn't specify which ones. :(
Alya: Aight. [walks into the ocean]
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nevermoorcentral · 3 years
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Arch: Hawthorne?! You’re melting!
Hawthorne, instinctively: some people are worth melting for
Arch: yeah yeah okay but WHY and HOW are you MELTING???
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Pentious: I can't believe you said I’m too clingy. I’m not clingy!
Cherri: The one time I forgot to reply to your text while I was asleep, I woke up to find you not having left the lab once and somehow having found time in between building three different weapons to come up with a list of fifty-three reasons not to break up with you.
Pentious, crying at the memory: You left me.
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Demeter: You can’t kill the Jellicles! They’re my friends, now!
Macavity: Oh, come on. Just a few?
Demeter: No!
Macavity: Fine. How about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they would have been useful, I’ll apologize.
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Erik: It’s 8 in the morning, why are you mad at me?
Charles: You show up Pietro’s dream, but can’t show up in mine?
Erik: You don’t dream about me?
- freeze frame -
Pietro: This is their longest standing fight, other than the whole human vs mutant thing. They’re going on five days.
Pietro: I dreamt dad was eating a grapefruit.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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James Sirius: Hey Lissa, you want to stay for dinner? Mom's making her famous 'call to the Taiwanese place'.
Ginny, from the other room: You know what, smartass? For that comment we're having brussels sprouts just to prove I can cook.
Alice II: Do you guys even have a stove?
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Holmes: you’re just going to put your hands in another man like that? When I’m RIGHT HERE??
Dr. Watson: I’M TRYING TO STOP OUR CLIENT FROM BLEEDING OUT, HOLMES!
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howdoistopthetrain · 4 years
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Cas: Dean, we’re crossing the street, take my hand
Dean: [does as he’s told]
Sam: Cas, he’s a fully grown adult
Also Sam: [grabs Gabe by the arm so he doesn’t run into traffic]
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incorrect-spones · 4 years
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Bones: hi, i’m here to check out Spock.
Nurse: Dr. McCoy? he’s over there but he’s not due for discharge until tomorrow. And you’re not his doctor.
Bones *looking Spock up and down*: He will do. Here’s my number, tell him to call me.
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Heero: If we're going to be in this relationship, at least one of us should take on the more sensible role
Duo: Dibs not it
Heero, with feeling: Damn it
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ironstrangeao3 · 3 years
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just his luck
by funkylittlebidiot
Request by Rainriv on tumblr: Can you write something like tony having a secret crush on strange. He gets kidnapped and keep talking about how beautiful strange is and when strange comes to rescue him all the goons are like : so this is the one and strange has no idea what they are talking about.
Words: 3515, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange
Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Idiots in Love, Tony Stark Needs a Hug
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33155773
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incorrectmasks · 3 years
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Star: Ugh, I can't believe my phone already doesn't work anyone. Which idiot modded it?
Brain: We both know that I did! Jeez, it's not my fault you keep dropping it.
Star: Look. If it wasn't supposed to get dropped, then you should have modded it to be less droppable.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Walburga: I don't pick favorites!
Sirius: Really? Regulus got 100 galleons for his birthday.
Walburga: So? It was his birthday!
Sirius: You got me a fun little book called 'How Not to Disappoint Your Parents'.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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10-year-old Narcissa: Bella, what are you doing?
13-year-old Bellatrix: Reg wants to meet Satan.
6-year-old Regulus: Family visit.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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7-year-old Hadley (OC): Moms, where do babies come from?
Pansy: Well, I don't know about the others, but we found you in a dumpster behind Denny's.
Hannah: Pansy, don't be mean!
Hannah: [to Hadley (OC)] Don't worry, Hadley; it was a Waffle House.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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[Peter keeps getting kidnapped by Death Eaters for impromptu meetings]
Peter: I don't always get kidnapped! Why would you say that?
James: Oh please, you come with your own ransom note.
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