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[needanevenbettername]

Ashley: Hey, babe, do you want another murder fact?

Andrew: No! I don't want another murder fact!

Andrew looks behind Ashley and sees a large pile of paper.

Andrew: Dear Lord, woman! Are all those facts you wrote down!?

Ashley: I've been hyper-fixated on true crime podcasts.

Andrew: I'm going to email The Entity to revoke your ear privileges.

#the coffin of andy and leyley incorrect quotes #tcoaal incorrect quotes #the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #ashley graves #andrew graves #andrew x ashley #ashley x andrew #gravecest #coffincest #source: florkofcows

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: Where’s Jonah?

Zag, sighing: He drank 1300mg of caffeine and thought the humming birds outside were mocking him.

Jonah, outside: FIGHT ME! I AM SOUND!

#incorrect quotes #angel hare #angel gabby #angel zaggy #jonah #source: florkofcows

[headcanons-phb]

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #kris dreemurr #catti #source: florkofcows

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Winter Steve: Filthy Spawn of the First Curse!

Obsidian Steve: Go sit on your winter-dad’s lap!

Dread Steve, at Obsidian Steve: Ya, go back to your cave, traitor!

Winter Steve: *freezes Dread Steve’s mouth shut* How dare you say that to my friend.

#steve legends #winter steve #obsidian steve #dread steve #incorrect quotes #incorrect steve legends quotes #source: florkofcows

[mtg-talk]

Source: FlorkofCows

Totally normal Magic: the Gathering interaction

#mtg #magic the gathering #commander #edh #black lotus #yes they could just sac lotus in response #just go with it for the joke

[oceanfossil]

source: guys - the 1975 // reactjpg on twitter // florkofcows on twitter // narcissus and goldmund - herman hesse // grossgirl on tumblr // for good - stephen schwartz

#maddie moment #love tag #compilations #word weaving #web weaving #long post

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

MJ: You've been listening to the same fucking anime opening for the past four hours. You don't even know what they're saying!

Peter: Yeah, but I feel it in my kokoro.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #peter parker #spiderman #spider-man #spideychelle #michelle jones #source: florkofcows

[rwbybutincorrect]

Weiss: You’ve been listening to the same fucking anime opening for the past four hours.

Weiss: You don’t even know what they’re saying.

Ruby: Yeah, but I feel it in my kokoro.

#weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #white rose #iceflower #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: florkofcows

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: Dude, are you still playing with fidget spinners? It's 2022. In 2022, we got...

Louis:

Louis: I guess all we got in 2022 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #source: florkofcows

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Caliborn: WHY ARE YOu SMILING WITH YOuR DuMB STuPID HuMAN FACE? WE ARE ABOuT TO FIGHT!

Jake: Oh I was just thinking about the dinner I'll have at home after this

Caliborn: .....IS IT GOOD?

Jake: It's not the best but I find it important to look forward to things

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #caliborn #jake english #mod terezi #source: florkofcows #jake in the middle of getting absolutely pummeled and decked: 'oh man i can't wait for some homemade spaghetti!'

[welcomestothefoodlibraries]

Don’t any of you dare boo me. I’m right and you know it

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #nickles #connecticut clark #malfina the demon witch #source: florkofcows

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Sayu: Where's Mayday?

Zimelu: She drank 1300 milligrams of caffeine and thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about her.

Mayday, slamming herself against the window: FIGHT ME!!! I AM SOUND!!!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect no straight roads quotes #sayu #zimelu 1010 #mayday #source: florkofcows

[headcanons-phb]

#krispy chicken #deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #kris dreemurr #berdly #source: florkofcows

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Pucci: I am a pious man. No temptation can stray me from the path of God

Some random Sister: Pucci, there’s an extra thick vampire outside with no shirt on

Pucci: *weird horny breathing*

#submission by #diabetic-best-bi #enrico pucci #dio brando #stone ocean #source: florkofcows

[mtg-talk]

Source: Florkofcows

#mtg #magic the gathering #commander #edh

[shichiro1995]

Amity: I am a true blight! Nothing can stray me from my path to the Emperor's Coven!

Emira: Hey Mittens, there's a cute human girl outside trying to do magic and she's into that book series you like so much!

Amity: *(heavy gay breathing)*

#the owl house #lumity #amity blight #emira blight #source: florkofcows