Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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His friend who took this photo captioned it, “don’t ever leave.”
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Warlock: My body is a temple. I mean, it's a temple from Legend of Zelda so it is bizarre, dangerous, falling apart and controlled by a horrible monster. But that's still a temple.
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Heavy: Whenever my husband mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all jars, so he must come to me for help.
*sounds of glass breaking in the background*
Heavy: It hasn't worked yet, but it happen.
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Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco
Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix
Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT
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i'm running out of captions for these enjoy the image post 👍
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Wally: So far, you've survived 100% of your worst days. Good job! I am so proud of you!
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now
Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day
Ruth: It used to be four
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Check out this stunning picture of a dying star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope!
James Webb Space Telescope
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