#source: doctor who

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: Does sarcasm help?

Damian: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

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[team-iceflower]

Weiss: *slaps Ruby hard*

Ruby: Ow! ...I'm assuming that's for something I haven't done yet?

Weiss: You're damn right it is.

Ruby: Cool... looking forward to that.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: doctor who

[zukkaart]

Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you

Sokka: Totally married him

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[terry-perry]

Y/N: God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that. Charlie: Y/N- Y/N: When you love the Radio Demon, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, Alastor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me! (Turns around and locks eyes with Alastor) Y/N: ... Alastor: Hello sweetie...

POV: You're Alastor's estranged partner who hasn't seen him in the 7 years he was gone and visited the hotel when you heard the rumors he was staying there.

#incorrect quotes #source: doctor who #alastor x reader #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel #gn reader #fluff #angst #x reader #imagine

[lesbicosmos]

gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!

merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!

#its the point in the hyperfixation where i make incorrect quotes out of all my previous fixations #bbc merlin #gaius merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin incorrect quotes #source: doctor who

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

Y/N: Oh really? Who did you get?

Steve, staring: …

Y/N: Oh! Right, that’s me... yes.

#source: doctor who #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #steve rogers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu, and Shen Yuan are all in the same room

Shang Qinghua: Hold up there’s three of you?

Liu Qingge: Three Shen-Shidis...

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe: I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Rogue's not your friend. You keep trying to kill them. Barbarian: They keep trying to kill me. Sort of our texting. Been at it for ages.

#paladin #barbarian #rogue #mod meme #source: doctor who #incorrect dnd class quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai: You're going to help me?

Chuuya: Well, yeah why wouldn't I?

Dazai:... Did you hit your head slug? It's because I-

Chuuya: What, because you left me? Because you betrayed the Port Mafia. Because you betrayed my trust, you betrayed our partnership, you betrayed everything I stood for. And you let me down.

Dazai:... Yeah, that... So why...?

Chuuya: amused Why? What, do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference? Idiot Mackerel, maybe you're the one who hit your head.

Dazai: stunned, smiles... Yeah, maybe I did.

#source: doctor who #soukoku #bsd skk #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion, looking at a painting of himself: Well, that’s rubbish. Who’s that supposed to be?

Tav: Well, that’s you.

Astarion: Me!? Is that what I look like!?

Tav: You don’t know?

Astarion, sarcastically: Busy day.

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[unicornblossom13]

Aventurine: Do you think I’m pretty?

Ratio: No, you’re too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.

Aventurine: Good enough.

#honkai star rail #star rail #hsr #hsr aventurine #aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #dr ratio #veritas ratio #hsr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #ratio honkai star rail #honkai star rail incorrect quotes #source: doctor who

[tf2incorrectquotes]

When Heavy tells his mother about his new boyfriend:

Mama Heavy: *nervousited* Do you trust this… Fritz?

Heavy: I absolutely trust him.

Mama Heavy: *sighs in relief* He’s not some kind of maniac, then?

Heavy: *clears throat awkwardly*

Mama Heavy: *narrows her eyes* Misha-

Heavy: …I absolutely trust him.

#source: doctor who #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Heavy's family #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #red oktoberfest #heavymedic

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow, about Emma: She'll be fine, she's the Savior!

Regina: That's just what she's called, it doesn't mean she actually knows what she's doing.

#emma swan #regina mills #snow white #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: doctor who

[terry-perry]

Charlie: You are the demon who loves Alastor. Y/N: Yes, I am. I've never denied it. But whoever said he loved me back? He's the Radio Demon. He doesn't go around falling in love with souls. And if you think he's anything that small, or that ordinary, then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.

#incorrect quotes #source: doctor who #alastor x reader #alastor #unrequited feelings #unrequited love #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #x reader #imagine #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #potential fic

[lesbicosmos]

jesper: you've got that face on again

wylan: what face?

jesper: the "he's hot when he's clever" face

wylan: this is my normal face

jesper: yes it is

wylan: oh shut up

jesper: not a chance

#their incessant flirting is one of the best parts of the books istg #six of crows #soc #soc duology #six of crows incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #source: doctor who

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: [flipping through a book] Where is he?

Kate: Where's who?

Y/N: Waldo! He's nowhere in this book!

Kate: That's not a Where's Waldo book.

Y/N: Well, how do you know? Maybe you just haven't found him yet.

Kate: He's not in every book.

Y/N: Really? Well that's a few years of my life I'll be needing back.

#source: doctor who #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #kate bishop x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes