#source: discworld

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: There are causes worth dying for. Rogue: No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner! Paladin: Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that? Rogue: Continuously!

#paladin #rogue #source: discworld #mod meme #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lan Wangji: There are better things in the world than alcohol, Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian: Oh, yes. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

#wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs #wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #the untamed #source: discworld #mdzs incorrect quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Come hither, fool.

ROXY: [jingles miserably across hte floor]

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #mod terezi #source: discworld #btw i just got some discworld books #i got The Color of Magic and Guards! Guards! #my friends insist i don't read Color of Magic though #like vehemently so #but i wanna know what you guys think

[prowl-mun]

Charlie: There are better things in the world than alcohol, Husk.

Husk:  "Oh, yes, Charlie. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."

#source: discworld #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #husk #hazbin husk #viziepop #terry pratchett

[the-black-bulls]

Finral: You didn't have to kick me!

Yami: You're right. It was an entirely voluntary act on my part.

#black clover #finral roulacase #yami sukehiro #black clover incorrect quotes #source: discworld #finral #yami #the black bulls #50

[danganronpafakes]

I've got nothing against dead people. Some of my best friends are dead.

Source: Terry Pratchett (Discworld, “Witches Abroad”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #makoto naegi #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #source: terry pratchett #source: discworld

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gil-galad: It was for your own good. Galadriel: I didn’t know it was your job to decide what was good for me.

#trop #the rings of power #gil galad #galadriel #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: discworld

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: There are causes worth dying for. Jiang Cheng: No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner! Wei Wuxian: Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that? Jiang Cheng: Continuously! (Source)

#source: discworld #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #mdzs #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect yunmeng bros quotes #my quotes #queue

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Clovis: I have never been so insulted before in my life! Lelouch: Really? I am genuinely surprised.

#code geass #incorrect quotes #lelouch vi britannia #lelouch lamperouge #clovis la britannia #source: discworld #mod: LP

[thingsoverheardatua]

Shinsou: What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?!

Shinsou:

Shinsou: Cats. Cats are nice.

#Hitoshi Shinsou #Hitoshi Shinso #Shinsou Hitoshi #Shinso Hitoshi #Shinsou #Shinso #source: Discworld

[incorrect-malfoys]

*Draco running around with a dagger*

Narcissa: You can't give him that! It's not safe!

Bellatrix: It's a dagger. They're not meant to be safe

Narcissa: He's a child

Bellatrix: It's educational

Narcissa: What if he cuts himself?

Bellatrix: That will be an important lesson

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #draco malfoy #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: discworld #auntie bellatrix #HP Fandom

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Nie Huaisang: They'll tell my brother I've been telling stories and I'll get locked out of my room again! Jiang Cheng: You get locked out of your room as a punishment? Nie Huaisang: Yes. It means I can't get at my books. I'm a rather special person, as you may have guessed.

#nie huaisang #jiang cheng #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #the untamed #incorrect quotes #cql #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect cql #source: discworld

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: the problem with caliborn is hes got no, uh… begins with m

DIRK: Manners?

ROXY: ha! rite, but no

DIRK: Muscle? Mucus? Mystery?

ROXY: no no. means, like… seeing somethin frm the other guys point of view

DIRK: … Em-pathy?

ROXY: thats the one!

#submission #source: discworld #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #caliborn #mod terezi #this bitch be lacking in everything #(this bitch being caliborn)

[prowl-mun]

Lucifer: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #lucifer morningstar #source: discworld #terry pratchett #hazbin hotel #viziepop #discworld #the hogfather #source: the hogfather

[the-black-bulls]

[Liebe and Nero babysitting Asta's little siblings]

Nero: You can't give them that. It's not safe.

Liebe: It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe.

Nero: They're children!

Liebe: It's educational!

Nero: What if they cut themselves? Each other?

Liebe: That will be an important lesson!

#black clover #nero black clover #liebe black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: discworld #nero #liebe #the black bulls #50

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Chris: What's your name, kid? Sherry: It's Sherry. Chris: …You're VERY small, aren't you? Sherry: Only for my height.

#chris redfield #sherry birkin #source: discworld