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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene. Bard: What did they say? Rogue: "Go away".

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[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation! Narrator: Ok well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination main character and best friend.

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Did I make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.

Y/N: But did it work out? Kind of!

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[totally-canon-new-albion]

Lloyd: So, error one was trapping the cast in a time loop without even erasing their memories between episodes.

Mary: Right, I-I see that.

Lloyd: Error two was-

Mary: Can you not list our errors, please?

Lloyd: There's just so many.

Mary: Yes, I know, but-

Lloyd: Like, there's errors, and then... nothing else. It's just errors.

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?

Nancy: More than anything else in the world.

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[incorrect-whos-lila]

Fisher: You're a person of interest. Permanently. Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person. William: That feels unnecessarily rude...

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[heard-in-gotham-city]

*in Jim's apartment, Ivy is having a shower and Selina is waiting outside*

Selina: are you alright in there, Ivy? You've been in there a while

Ivy: yeah, I'm fine. This drink doesn't taste good, though

Selina: drink? ... wait, nO, IVY, THAT'S SHAMPOO, YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT

Ivy: THEN WHY IS THERE FRUIT ON THE BOTTLE??

#incorrect batman #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect gotham #incorrect gotham quotes #incorrect quotes #source: dirk gently's holistic detective agency

[incorrect-evildead]

Ash: Did I make some mistakes? Yes. Did I only make mistakes? Yes. But did it all work out? Kind of!

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[finalvortex]

Three: Under no circumstances are you to engage unless I give the word. Four: Understood. May I suggest 'cinnamon?' Three: What? Four: As the word you give?

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[thegothamtimes]

So I wanted to see what would happen if I typed basic words into the tags and picked the most weirdly specific suggestions and here we are

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[sparkycinnamon]

Blueberry Muffin Pop-Tart: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy? Chocolate Marshmallow Milkshake: More than anything else in the world.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: Want to dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy?

Rogue: More than anything else in the world.

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[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Curator: Well, I hope you're not claustrophobic. Narrator: No, I don't even like coffee.

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[protecticarus]

todd: they’re making another planet earth

dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?

todd:

todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object

dirk: oh

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[totally-canon-new-albion]

Abi: I spoke to the police at the scene.

Kevin: what did they say?

Abi: "Go away."

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[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: can i ask questions? Todd: you can ask me one Dirk: are you a child of divorce?

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