#source: dharma and greg

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Chloe, answering Lucifer’s phone that was in his discarded suit: Lucifer’s pants. He’s not in them right now.

#incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer #lucifer netflix #lucifer morningstar #chloe decker #deckerstar #source: dharma & greg

[incorrect-dnf-quotes]

[answering Dream’s phone that was in his discarded jeans]

George: Dream’s pants. He’s not in them right now.

#dreamnotfound #dnf #georgenotfound #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnf quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #source: dharma & greg

[hotchnerbau]

https://www.tumblr.com/hotchnerbau/728203679551963136/i-dont-understand-how-everyone-in-the-90s-didnt?source=share

Oh, about this, I have a little story 🤭🤭 my mama did fall, and even if I am was 2 to 4 years of age (already in the 2000s) i can remember very well everytime she made heart eyes at him while watching 'Dharma & Greg' or when she saw him literally... anywhere (newspaper, commercial... idk because I don't really remember everything). The other thing I know so well though, it's how my father used to be jealous and sometimes acted like one of his characters to see who my mother would prefer 😂🤭 it was literally so cute to watch them interact like this, because sometimes they still do <33 My father doesn't know about my crush on Thomas, but my mother does and we secretly high five when we both share the same opinion about him or whenever i shoe her something Thomas-related and we bith blush like teens 💕 (I think he would genuinely a good person to hang out with, also, Aaron is total boyfriend material 😻 - the fun fact is that I see Hotch also as a father figure ajshjajdhj i know it's strange but daddy issues got in the way in both 🫀 and 🧠)

stop that is so funny but I feel sorry for your father😂

you are so lucky that your mom understands your love for thomas. I mentioned it once to my mom and our family friend and our friend remembered dharma and greg but my mom thought I was crazy for liking someone so much older than me but I mean LOOK AT HIM! how can you not fall in love?🤭💗

[greg-montgomery]

https://www.tumblr.com/greg-montgomery/720845537101889536/sigh-fine-ill-start-watching-dharma-and-greg?source=share

Uhmm so i am this anon and OMG IM IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF THEM😭 why did i just decided on it now? Def will be one of my greatest accomplishments. I love gregie sm already🥺 and dharma is so cute too🫶🫠 the first episode is my ideal romcom sitcom i was laughing so hard at them😅 i can go on more about it and i will update you when i finish season 1

(can i use this emoji 🍓 for future references if it's not already taken?)

i was sure you’d love it!!!! 🫶🏻 like i started watching it just for greg but it’s genuinely so funny and i love all the characters 😭😭

i’m so happy you’re enjoying it!! and yessss it’s funny and cute and romantic all at once 🥹 and greg is just…perfect <3

ofc you can come here and talk about it all you want 🤭🤭🩷 (and don’t worry 🍓 is not taken!!)

#🍓 anon #ask #greg 🧸

[lady-griffin]

Ekko: What are you doing?

Jinx: Wait a second, can you see me?

Ekko: Yes.

Jinx: Oh, I totally misunderstood the 'groom can't see the bride in her wedding dress' thing.

#Timebomb #Ekko x Jinx #Jinx x Ekko #Arcane #Jinx #Incorrect Arcane Quotes #Ekko #Arcane Jinx #Arcane Ekko #Source: Dharma and Greg #Arcane funny #Jinx and Ekko

[ssahotchdad]

[ during the doyle case, talking about prentiss ]

doyle: i might be willing to meet her on neutral ground

hotch, rolling his eyes: i’ll alert the swiss

#source: dharma and greg #aaron hotchner #ian doyle #incorrect criminal minds

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Bruno: All right, all right. Here’s the checkbook.

Fugo: Thank you. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Bruno: Don’t lose the pen this time.

#bruno buccellati #pannacotta fugo #vento aureo #source: dharma and greg

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Layton: All right, all right. Here’s the checkbook.

Alfendi: Thank you, Dad. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Layton: Don’t lose the pen this time.

#professor layton #hershel layton #alfendi layton #source: dharma and greg #layton family

[incorrect-uncharted]

Rafe's father: All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.

Rafe: Thank you, Thank you. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Rafe's father: Don't lose the pen this time.

#Rafe Adler #Uncharted #Incorrect uncharted #Uncharted incorrect quotes #Source: Dharma and Greg

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Doofenshmirtz: All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.

Vanessa: Thank you, Dad. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Doofenshmirtz: Don't lose the pen this time.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #vanessa Doofenshmirtz #source: dharma and greg

[songbird-wings]

Rex scolding Fives and Echo: Cut it out you two. You’re drunk and discraceful!

Fives to Echo: Hi drunk!

Echo to Fives: Hey there disgraceful!

#incorrect clone wars quotes #Rex #arc trooper fives #captain Rex #tcw #Star Wars #the clone wars #sw #source: dharma and Greg #arc trooper echo #clone echo #echo

[incorrectonceuponatime]

Killian [To David who is fresh out the shower and wrapped in a towel]: Sorry for peeking in on you. I got a little worried after you were in there for a half an hour.

David: It's alright.

Killian: You've got a nice arse.

David: Thanks for noticing.

#love my pan bois #broke the pirate falls in love with the princess #woke the pirate falls in love with the prince and the queen and the three marry #captain charming #captain hook #killian hook #killian jones #david nolan #prince charming #source: dharma and greg #incorrect once upon a time #once upon a time #incorrect ouat #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: What’s new?

Steve: My life is empty and has no meaning.

Y/N: I asked you what’s new.

#source: dharma and greg #incorrect marvel quotes #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers #marvel #MCU

[incorrectnwsl]

Servando *whole USWNT shows up at the hospital*: Who are all these people?

Alex Morgan: Oh they're gonna help us with the baby.

Servando: Why?

Alex: Because it takes a village to raise a child Serv.

Serv: It does?

#Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect NWSL Quotes #NWSL #WOSO #Alex Morgan #Kelley O'Hara #Christen Press #Tobin Heath #Servando Carrasco #Source: Dharma and Greg

[villain-to-sherlocks-fairytale]

Seb: How about this we both get one chance to veto what the other person is doing?

Jim: No!

Seb: Okay that’s yours. Mine is stop this

#jim #seb #jim moriarty #incorrect moriarty quote #moriarty #incorrect sherlock quotes #incorrect quotes #mormor #sebastian moran #source: dharma and greg #i have a problem

[defaultjane]

Claire: Give me one good reason why I should attend a fundraiser at some fascist country club run by a bunch of morally bankrupt fat-cat republicans who care more about capital gains than starving children.

Leon: Free valet parking?

Sherry: Remember how she acted this way when I wanted to be a girl scout?

Claire: It's a paramilitary organization with cookies!

#resident evil shenanigans #incorrect quotes #source: dharma and greg #Claire Redfield #Leon Kennedy #sherry birkin