Robin!Dick: Bruce, could you read me a bedtime story?
Bruce: No.
Dick: Pretty please?
Bruce: The physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer.
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morgan: dad, will you read me a bedtime story?
tony: no
morgan: pretty please?
tony: the physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer
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Peter: Nat, could you read me a bedtime story?
Natasha: No.
Peter: Pretty please?
Natasha: The physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer.
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Baby Draco: Uncle Rodolphus, will you read me a bedtime story?
Rodolphus: No
Baby Draco: Pretty please?
Rodolpus: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference
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Narnia Incorrect Quotes 897/?
Lucy: Will you read me a bedtime story?
Edmund: No
Lucy: Pretty please?
Edmund: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference
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Zoe: Mum, could you read me a bedtime story?
Diana: No.
Zoe: Pretty please?
Diana: The physical expression of the word please doesn’t change my answer.
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Baby Faramir: Father, will you read me a bedtime story?
Denethor: No.
Baby Faramir: Pretty please?
Denethor: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
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GIR: Will you tell me a bedtime story?
Zim: No.
GIR: Pretty please?
Zim: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
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Lilia, tucking in Silver: All right, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.
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Y/N: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Carol: … That’s a cheeto.
Y/N:
Y/N: Oh.
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Brainstorm, staring at some sort of liquid that Perceptor is using for something: Can I drink this?
Perceptor: Do you want to explode?
Brainstorm: ...
Brainstorm: *Kicks Perceptor, grabbing the liquid*
Perceptor: Nautica!
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Young Yang: Mom, someday I’m going to the moon!
Raven: Oh, I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending animals anymore.
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Mikey: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Donnie: That's a Cheeto.
Mikey: Oh. *crunch*
Donnie: (What the fu-)
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Li’l Petey, asking for something: Pretty please?
Petey: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
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Kid Nate: Dad, could you read me a bedtime story?
Sully: No.
Kid Nate: Pretty please?
Sully: The physical expression of the word please doesn’t change my answer.
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Nikolushka: Dad, could you read me a bedtime story?
Andrei: No.
Nikolushka: Pretty please?
Andrei: The physical expression of the word please doesn’t change my answer.
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