#source: desperate housewives

[alexblakehusband]

buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me

maddie:

maddie: that is not–

eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Oh, I talked to Wanda today, and apparently, she and Vision might break up.

Y/N: Oh, how awful!

Kate: Y/N, you’re smiling.

Y/N: Am I? Hmm.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Money can’t buy happiness.

Queen Charlotte: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I feel like you get me, Wyll. And you know why?

Wyll: Hm?

Astarion: Because we’re both incredibly handsome.

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[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Qin: I never brag. Alvitr: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Here, I made breakfast.

Mikey: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out

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[crybabycunt]

Yelena: I never brag.

Kate: You once called your face the proof of God's existence.

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: I never bragged.

Rooster: You once called your face "proof of God's existence".

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[incorrect-losers]

Bev: You’re saying I’m worthless?

Greta: No, I’m just saying you’re worth… less

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[beatlesdiscord]

[2 September 1978]

George: oh, you don't know. I have a wife now.

John: really? whose?

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[incorrecttigerandbunny]

Nathan: I never bragged.

Karina: You once called your face proof of God's existence.

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[incorrectuksies]

albert: i never bragged.

mush: you once called your face "proof of god's existence".

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peggy: Here, I made breakfast.

Natasha: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out.

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[bbu-fan-blog]

Aristotle: Money can't buy happiness.

Dutch: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I love therapy.

Tav, raising an eyebrow: Really?

Astarion: Yeah, it’s like a talk show where I’m the guest and the only topic is me.

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[justincorrectarcanequotes]

No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates.

Cassandra Kiramman

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