#source: clueless

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: If I ever saw you do something that wasn't 90% selfish, I’d die of shock. Rogue: That’d be reason enough for me.

#paladin #rogue #source: clueless #mod meme #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac, after Colin got headbutted: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Jamie: What's seven times seven?

Isaac: Stuff he knows!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #jamie tartt #colin hughes #source: clueless

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I want to do something for humanity.

Sam: How about sterilization?

#source: clueless #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #tbh I first thought of natasha saying this #but considering her past she definitely wouldn’t say this 💀

[oceanview15]

Ozai: Which reminds me, where are your report cards?

Azula: It's not ready yet.

Ozai: What do you mean, "It's not ready yet?"

Azula: Some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Father. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.

Ozai: *hum of approval*

Ozai: And where is your report card?

Zuko: …My friends stole it.

Ozai: You expect me to believe such a ridiculous lie?!

Zuko: That it was stolen?

Ozai: That you have friends!

#zuko #azula #ozai #atla #avatar: the last airbender #incorrect quotes #source: clueless #source: ???

[rockabye-billy]

In which Tommy still enlightens Steve in the shower - but on a different matter. 

+ some realizations later:

#incorrect harringrove quotes #source: clueless #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #tommy hagan #keg boys #(in)correct quotes #edit #my stuff #[my stuff - harringrove] #[my stuff - keg boys] #sorry for such a long post but my openly-queer-billy agenda cannot be contained

[incorrectgotgquotes]

[Quill is unconscious]

Mantis: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, ok? Ask him questions.

Drax: What’s seven times seven.

Mantis: Stuff he knows!

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #drax the destroyer #mantis #source: clueless

[ladymiraclewings]

Vee Noceda: Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Luz Noceda: No. Why, does it sound like I do?

#the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #toh incorrect quotes #source: clueless #vee noceda #vee #luz noceda #luz

[hawkinsincorrect]

Max: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Mike, to Steve: What’s seven times seven?

Dustin: Stuff he knows!

#the car scene will go down in history #incorrect quotes #stranger things #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #source: clueless #max mayfield

[ouatsqincorrect]

Zelena: Would you call me selfish?

Belle: Not to your face.

#belle french #zelena mills #belle/zelena #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: clueless

[wisefoxluminary]

Sam: If it's a concussion, you have to keep  Dean conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Castiel: What's seven times seven?

Sam: Stuff he knows.

#supernatural #sam winchester #castiel #dean winchester #team free will #destiel #supernatural incorrect quotes #source: clueless

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble-y challenged?

Velvette

#hazbin hotel #hazbinhotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect Hazbin hotel #The Vs #hazbin hotel velvette #Velvette #incorrect Quotes #incorrectquotes #the three v's #overlords #Quotes #source: clueless #clueless #I feel she would say this #fashion overlord #hellaverse #funny #funny blog #incorrect quotes blog #incorrect quote #hellverse #helluva boss #vox

[incorrecthifirush]

Peppermint: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Chai conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Macaron: What’s seven times seven?

Peppermint: Stuff he knows!

#hi-fi rush #Chai #Peppermint #Macaron #source: clueless

[theunmappedstar]

stina: would you call me selfish?

sophie: not to your face.

#source: clueless #kotlc #stina vacker #sophie foster #kotlc memes #shitpost #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Tommy conscious. Ask him questions.

America: [to Tommy] What’s seven times seven?

Billy: Stuff he knows!

#source: clueless #billy maximoff #billy maximoff incorrect quotes #america chavez #america chavez incorrect quotes #tommy maximoff #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[einsteinsugly]

1977. Purposely Clueless.

Jackie's at Donna's house, and the phone rings. Jackie picks it up.

Jackie: Hello?

Jack (angrily): Do you know what time it is?

Jackie: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy.

#that 70s show #that 90s show #jackie burkhart #jack burkhart #donna pinciotti #incorrect quotes #source: clueless

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Do you even know what you're talking about?

Barnaby: No. Why? Do I sound like I do?

#submission #source: clueless #source: tails of a dragon rider #source: submission #Frank Frankly #Barnaby B Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #not mine