Paladin: If I ever saw you do something that wasn't 90% selfish, I’d die of shock.
Rogue: That’d be reason enough for me.
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Isaac, after Colin got headbutted: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Jamie: What's seven times seven?
Isaac: Stuff he knows!
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Ozai: Which reminds me, where are your report cards?
Azula: It's not ready yet.
Ozai: What do you mean, "It's not ready yet?"
Azula: Some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Father. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.
Ozai: *hum of approval*
Ozai: And where is your report card?
Zuko: …My friends stole it.
Ozai: You expect me to believe such a ridiculous lie?!
Zuko: That it was stolen?
Ozai: That you have friends!
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[Quill is unconscious]
Mantis: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, ok? Ask him questions.
Drax: What’s seven times seven.
Mantis: Stuff he knows!
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Vee Noceda: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Luz Noceda: No. Why, does it sound like I do?
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Max: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Mike, to Steve: What’s seven times seven?
Dustin: Stuff he knows!
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Zelena: Would you call me selfish?
Belle: Not to your face.
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Sam: If it's a concussion, you have to keep Dean conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Castiel: What's seven times seven?
Sam: Stuff he knows.
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Peppermint: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Chai conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Macaron: What’s seven times seven?
Peppermint: Stuff he knows!
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stina: would you call me selfish?
sophie: not to your face.
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Billy: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Tommy conscious. Ask him questions.
America: [to Tommy] What’s seven times seven?
Billy: Stuff he knows!
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1977. Purposely Clueless.
Jackie's at Donna's house, and the phone rings. Jackie picks it up.
Jackie: Hello?
Jack (angrily): Do you know what time it is?
Jackie: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy.
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Frank: Do you even know what you're talking about?
Barnaby: No. Why? Do I sound like I do?
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