#source: captain underpants

[threemoonwatchers]

Lancelot: Merlin is a very responsible servant.

Lancelot: Whenever something magical happens that saves the day, he’s usually responsible.

#source: captain underpants #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #lancelot du lac #incorrect merlin quotes

[strwbberiii]

Sparrow Hood : Mean ol' Head Master Grim... Hates anything fun.

Humphrey nods :

Sparrow Hood : Like Music. Non-Destiny followers, Even Kittens.

*headmaster grim burning kitty with a blow torch*

Humphrey : Oh my gosh, did that really happen?! 😨

Sparrow Hood : Well no, not literally but it might as well have!!! >:(

#eah #sparrow hood #ever after high #humphrey dumpty #source: captain underpants

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sly: Besides, there's no way we'll get busted for this!

Sly Cooper and the Gang, in: Busted!

#source: captain underpants #hehe #sly cooper #[soliloqueue] #[totally correct] #incorrect quotes

[incorrectmilomurphyslawquotes]

Bridgette: Kids! Dinner time!

Milo: But the fate of the entire world is in our hands!

Bridgette: The fate of the entire world can wait until tomorrow.

#submission #source: captain underpants

[tstain-i-guess]

TETOCU season 5 leak (real)

#this is definitely real guys #i broke into netflix #source is me #but seriously can we get another season #pretty pleaaaase #captain underpants #george beard #harold hutchins

[drc00l4tt4]

🐎 yee-haw Follow

Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

👻 died-2019 Follow

You. You were putting it in COLD water????

📰 tired-principal Follow

Cowboy. Answer the question, Cowboy.

🐎 yee-haw Follow

Yeah????? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn' realize there was an actual reason.

📰 tired-principal Follow

You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

Why. are you. putting it. in the MICROWAVE. to BOIL IT?

📰 tired-principal Follow

Do you think I have the time to boil water on the stove?

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE!

📰 tired-principal Follow

Villain, is your stovetop powered by the sun???

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE???

📰 tired-principal Follow

Around seven minutes!

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in about two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

📰 tired-principal Follow

You're putting a whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

🌌 i-am-nowhere Follow

Every single one of you is a fucking lunatic

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Doth none amongst you possess a damn'd kettle?

#[ dr's aus ] #in order of appearance ; #cowboyborg #ghostborg #superschoolborg #villainborg #voidborg #kingborg #| #captain underpants #melvinborg #melvin sneedly #tetocu #the epic tales of captain underpants #[ dr's hyperfixations ] #source : tumblr

[jackie-sugarskull]

George: You have issues.

Krupp: Well, of course I have issues! *points at Bernice* THAT’S MY FREAKING MOTHER!

#captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #captain underpants: the first epic movie #the epic tales of captain underpants #george beard #mr krupp #bernice krupp #incorrect captain underpants quotes #incorrect cu quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[badhairedscoundrel]

BEFORE I LOG OFF FOR THE NIGHT! @:P

IM CURRETLY LOOKING FOR SOURCEMATES! ANYONE IS ALRIGHT AND I CAN ACCEPT FICTIONKINS TOO! LIKE OR REBLOG AND I CAN TRY TO REACH OUT ! -SINCERELY A HAROLD HUTCHINS INTROJECT WHOM HAS BEEN LONELY FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS OF BEING FRONTSTUCK AND WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO ANYONE (ALSO, IM BODILY 14. ADULTS CAN INTERACT IF WANTED.

#captain underpants fictive #the epic tales of captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #captain underpants #sourcemates interact #source call #captain underpants kin #george beard #harold hutchins fictive #melvin sneedly #melvinborg #benny krupp #mr krupp #benjamin krupp #traumagenic #endos do not interact

[asmolnerd21]

CU Incorrect Quote

Cap: Boys, do you have something you'd like to share with Benjamin? George: Yes. How do I say this delicately...you're a horrible principal, and nobody in this school likes you. Cap: Let's frame our statements with, 'When you do this, it makes me feel this.' Harold: Fine. Let's see...when you work here, it makes us feel angry...because you're a horrible principal and nobody in this school likes you.

#captain underpants #benjamin krupp #george beard #harold hutchins #source: sonic boom #I listened to the audiobook of book 1 recently and can confirm he's a bigger jerk in the books

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Charlie: (to Mr. Jopeck while looking at his name tag) What does the "P" stand for?

Mr. Jopeck: Excuse me?

Charlie: The "P". In your name. What does it stand for?

Mr. Jopeck: Oh, it's private.

Charlie: So...that means your name is "Privates Jopeck"?

(The children laugh)

#submission #artist on tumblr #catcf charlie #charlie and the chocolate factory fanart #charlie and the chocolate factory #Catcf incorrect quotes #Charlie Bucket #Source: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie #funny #incorrect quotes #Mr. Jopeck belongs to 1971 catcf

[immature-mel]

The Melvins in the Season 2 finale

⏳Melvinborg: *explaining his final plan to get his younger self into Eliteanati academy; Which is taking an old concept from George and Harold’s comic and turning it into an obstacle course*

✨Melvin: That plan is so dumb! I wish it had a face so I could smack it!

#captain underpants #melvin sneedly #melvinborg #the epic tales of captain underpants #tetocu #tetocu season 2 #tattle trials #source: ice age

[chaosoftheages]

A Quote I Made

(SPOILERS FOR ALAN BECKER’S ANIMATION VS. MINECRAFT SERIES)

Minecraft: So....your not mad?

King: I don’t get mad...

Minecraft: Phew!

King: I get even

*Proceeds to go mad with power and revenge cuz Minecraft killed his son*

#alan becker #animation vs minecraft #king orange #minecraft #quotes #source: the epic tales of captain underpants

[gaillol-13]

Professor poopy cornering our heroes: Boys, it's time to say "sayonara".

Captain underpants: But I don't speak Italian!!

#captain underpants #pippy #memes #source: jimmy neutron

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Hello, Nao! I’m your aunt! Not some scary woman with a secret, evil agenda!

Nao’s aunt

#source: captain underpants the first epic movie #nao okamura #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

[princessrainevillanueva]

DreamWorks Dog Man Movie - Meet the Crew Members

Chris Heltzel, a storyboard artist from DreamWorks introduces the crew members of DreamWorks Dog Man Movie on his Instagram Stories.

Head of Story: Anthony Zierhut

Production Supervisor: Kevin McCann

Story Team: Jeremy Bernstein, Sayah Gold, Hanna Kim, Carden Scholin, Adam Rosette, Camryn Miller, Daria Khil, Marceline Tanguay

In yesterday's big announcement, Peter Hastings (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants) will be writing and directing the film, and Karen Foster (Spirit Untamed) is the producer. The movie will be released on January 31, 2025.

In case you missed the good news, here's the announcement!

Source: Chris Heltzel (IG)

Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram | X

#dog man #dogman #cat kid comic club #cat kid #captain underpants #dav pilkey #scholastic #dog man books #dog man movie #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #movies #animated movies

[drc00l4tt4]

🤖 m3lv1nb0rg Follow

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer ~36 times in their lifetime.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

I like how this is called a "fun" fact.

☕ the-muffin-man Follow

It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. ♡

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I doth extend mine hand akin to a mob boss, granting thee leave to kiss yon ring. Yet, as thou draw'st nigh, thou shalt discern 'tis none other than a glowing spider ring, won in the arcade's games of chance.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

* pretends to kiss it but i eat the spider very discreetly but you notice anyway because my mouth is glowing from the inside *

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Thou disrespect me.. Thou hath devoured mine eerie spider ring, purchased at the cost of fifty tickets from the Funtime Arcade and Pizzeria.. Squire, smite him with the sticky hand

🩹 surviving-thriving Follow

What are the healthiest teas?

🎭 sneed-n-cog Follow

Honesty, Integrity, and Loyalty. - S

🩹 surviving-thriving Follow

Can you all ever just give a normal answer

🐎 yee-haw Follow

You : * eats 100 ears of corn in 2 hours * I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned!

Me : * eats 101 ears of corn in 10 minutes * Just another day in th'corn fields

⭐ sunshine-lollipops Follow

What?

🐎 yee-haw Follow

I dunno. I woke up at 6am, wrote this, then went back t'sleep.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

Romeo, Romeo

Where the fuck is you, Romeo

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

FIE upon thee! The original line in Romeo and Juliet doth read, 'Wherefore art thou,' and mayhap, were thou to cease thy presumptuousness, thou wouldst know that 'wherefore' doth NOT, IN ANY FUCKING MANNER, SIGNIFY 'WHERE.' 'WHEREFORE' DOTH SIGNIFY 'WHY.'

SHE DOTH INQUIRE WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. CURSE ALL OF YOU! CURSE ALL OF YOU VIGOROUSLY! I DO HOLD SHAKESPEARE IN THE UTMOST OF SERIOUS REGARD!

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

Romeo, Romeo

Why the fuck is you, Romeo

🍎 sunshine-princie Follow

Gonna go stand in a creek, do you guys need anything?

📰 tired-principal Follow

#Yeah I need you to find a leaf #and gently set it in the water #and watch it solemnly as it floats away

🍎 sunshine-princie Follow

Finally. A reasonable request.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Hell? Empty. All the devils? Here.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Oh by the damn'd, this jest was not of the ribald "dick? out" variety; 'twas but a quote from Shakespeare. Abstain from vulgarity.

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

Hell : Empty

Devils : Here

Dick : Out

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

It's what Shakespeare would've wanted

🌌 i-am-nowhere Follow

Can we stop shipping real people. Can we not do that anymore ever.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Upon my last inquiry, such an act was termed "human trafficking", a deed most foul in the eyes of the law.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I may have just received word that this text post doth not concern that matter in the slightest.

👻 died-2019 Follow

@ ruler-of-everything why do you talk like that?

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Dost thou wish for me to converse in the vulgar tongue of modern, simplified speech?

👻 died-2019 Follow

Can you even do that?

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I can, yes.

You think I read how you all talk and I don't know how to replicate it? What kind of fool do you take me for?

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

#Ghost why did you modernize him. Why did you do that. #What did you gain from this cursed media. #Shame on you.

#this is fun :3 #AUs in order of appearance -> #[ SP ] #[ HT ] #[ FNAEC ] #[ ARCK ] #[ CUATHI ] #[ TSCODSAMCG ] #[ SC ] #[ TETOCB ] #[ SS ] #( theres ssborg and ssporg ) #[ TVSOVS ] #[ TIT ] #[ TCAOEM ] #captain underpants #melvinborg #melvin sneedly #tetocu #the epic tales of captain underpants #[ dr's aus ] #source: tumblr