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Bo: where's you get the beskar?
Gideon: young lady, I have a special skill that kind of allows me to get into places I'm not supposed to be.
Bo: call me "young lady" again, im gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.
Gideon: am I supposed to guess where that is?
Din and grogu: your ass.
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Daisy: You call me ‘young lady’ again, I’ll shove my foot up somewhere it’s not supposed to be.
Bad guy *awkward silence*: Am I supposed to guess where that is?
Daisy, May: Your ass!
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Starfire: You call me 'young lady' again, I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be.
[awkward silence]
Ra’s al Ghul: Am I supposed to guess where that is?
Arsenal & Red Hood: Your ass!
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incorrectrotgquotes · 2 years
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You were smart, and funny, and a huge pain in the ass.
Bunnymund to Jack Frost
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shadow-coolness · 4 months
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*What if Garp fought Ace*
Garp: You’ve come a long way since i adopted you. But can you keep your emotions in check long enough to take me on, or will they get the better of you?
Ace:….
Garp: I always told you’ll be ready the day you can knock me down as yourself. This is that moment, THIS is that moment Ace! Turn off the fire show and prove PROVE to me you can beat me withou-
*Ace hits him with a flame fist*
Ace: I have nothing to prove to you.
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First meeting:
Eli: So... you're not from around here.
Tad: It's hard to explain.
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ladymiraclewings · 2 years
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Jett: This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to me today.
Tino: Well, the day just started.
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romanoffshouse · 5 months
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Steve: You have Bucky?
Kidnapper: Yeah
Steve: Good luck with that.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 20 days
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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.
Tony, mouth agape:
Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!
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flordeamatista · 2 months
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Bucky Barnes ♡ Sebastian Stan
Captain America: Civil War ♡ (2016)
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rxmqnova · 3 months
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*Avengers meeting*
Tony: Y/N is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Y/N bursts through the door*
Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months
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nat: i swear you need some hobbies.
y/n: i do have hobbies! and they are sleeping, murder, kidnapping, murder and kidnapping!
nat: ...
y/n: and also swearing!
steve: LANGUAGE!
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.
Kamala: Yes!!
Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.
Monica: Obviously.
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togrowoldinv · 16 days
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*Carol, Kamala, and Monica watching the eclipse together*
Kamala, starting directly at the sun: It’s so bright!
Monica: Kamala, sweetie, please put on the glasses. You will burn your retinas
Kamala: If Carol doesn’t need them, I don’t either
Monica, holding glasses in Carol’s direction: Carol does need them and she’d be a great role model if she put them on
Carol: I literally restarted a sun with my body. I think I’ll be fine
Monica: Do I really always have to explain science to you two?
Carol and Kamala, simultaneously: Yes
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incorrectrotgquotes · 2 years
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Hard is knowing you were out there somewhere too damn stubborn to die.
Bunnymund to Jack Frost
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jouskalove · 9 months
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(oops) i did it again
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and ofc, john walker hate.
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