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snowangelsoul · 6 months
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Wear the cape!
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stincorrect · 2 years
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Steve: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another, but I was wrong. Steve: As it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever.  Dustin: Confirmed. Robin: Not forever. Just until you die.
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I can't decide if this quote should be for Hades, Simo, or Hercules.
[Character], drunk, sobbing, and cradling dogs (or a photo album): I shouldn’t have drank whiskey! I can't protect them!
I would say Heracles and Simo while Hades pass out from be overwhelmed of the happiness.
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Astarion: I like being invited to things.
Astarion: I don’t necessarily like going, but I like being invited.
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majactrl · 1 year
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staff: today, you're going to be trying snacks from spain
staff: have you ever heard of spain?
carlos: no
charles, sighing off camera: carlos, you're spanish
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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years
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Tom!Peter: Is the pink panther a lion? Tobey!Peter: … Andrew!Peter: … Tobey!Peter: Say it again but slower. Tom!Peter: …pink panther? Andrew!Peter: He’s the pink panther.  Tom!Peter: Okay? But is he a lion? Tobey!Peter: Peter. Peter Peter Peter. He’s a panther. Tom!Peter: Is that a kind of lion? Andrew!Peter: No. It’s a panther. Tom!Peter: *frowns* *googles* Tom!Peter: Okay fine, he’s a panther, but panthers aren’t pink. Tobey!Peter & Andrew!Peter: And lions are??!!
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incorrectfexi · 11 months
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*texting*
lexi, trying to flirt: did it hurt?
fez: yah
lexi: i was talking about the fall from heaven ;)
fez: it all hurts, my life is constant pain and suffering
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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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pathetic-dreamy · 1 year
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would they fuck their clone?
Harry: Well, I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.
Zayn: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Liam: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.
Niall: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Louis: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.
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tattycoram · 2 years
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Rex: Fives, can I ask you something?
Fives: Yeah, sure
Rex: You're bisexual right?
Fives: Yep
Rex: And you also like frogs?
Fives: Fucking love frogs
Rex: Are those two things related?
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snowangelsoul · 11 months
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IDWP I Declare World Peace
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stincorrect · 2 years
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Robin: I like being invited to things. Robin: I don’t necessarily like going. Robin: But I like being invited.
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gyunetwork · 1 year
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Seventeen Did Our Puppy Interview, And Now My Heart Is So Full
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Joy: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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thechipsbag · 1 year
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Today’s chip smells like weed
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Mazzy: When I was small—
Anomen: Was?
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