#source: bob’s burgers

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Are you sure this isn't because you secretly had a sexy dream about Wanda?

Y/N: What?! No! ...Recently? No!

#source: bob’s burgers #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Y/N: Kids. Bed. Now. I wanna talk to your grunkle.

Stan/Ford: No, kids, stay. Please stay.

Y/N: Go.

Stan/Ford: Stay.

Y/N: Go!

Stan/Ford: Stay!

Y/N: You, go!

Stan/Ford: Kids, stay!

Y/N: Now!

Stan/Ford: Dipper, don’t move!

Y/N: You go!

Stan/Ford: Mabel, stay!

Y/N: Get outta here!

Stan/Ford: Don’t leave me!!

Dipper & Mabel: (gradually walk away towards the stairs)

#gravity falls #incorrect quotes #stanford pines #stanley pines #pines twins #gravity falls x reader #ford pines x reader #stan pines x reader #my stuff #source: bob’s burgers #mabel pines #dipper pines #swooning over stans #grunkle dating sim

[smh0217]

Weiss: What kind of maniac wakes up an hour early to write erotic fanfiction?

Blake: Me.

Yang: Are there any shows, movies, or books left in the world that you haven’t perved up?

Blake: No. That’s why I started writing “Erotic FRIEND Fiction” using people that I know… and certain monsters.

Nora: Oh! Do Emerald and Jaune! I think they would have beautiful children!

Blake: I already did… and sadly they don’t.

#RWBY #Weiss Schnee #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Jaune Arc #Nora Valkyrie #Emerald Sustrai #RWBY Topaz #RWBY Topaz? #source: Bob’s Burgers #incorrect rwby quotes

[kermit-the-hag]

Robin: When all the conspiracy theorists in the bi-county area see the news, they'll all start coming to Hawkins.

Steve: I didn't know our county was bi. Good for us.

#stranger things #robin buckley #steve harrington #stobin #source: bob’s burgers #incorrect stranger things quotes #stranger things meme #stranger things season 3 #season 3 stobin #incorrect quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes

[incorrect-muppet-quotes]

Kermit: You don't want to mess with Piggy. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

#the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #HI IM BACK #source: bob’s burgers

[jomarchswritingjacket]

Hermes, introducing the gods: Persephone’s the one with the drinking problem.

Persephone: The problem is I don’t have a friggin’ drink in my hand!!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hadestown quotes #hadestown #hermes #persephone #source: bob’s burgers

[https-hunter]

Caesar, walking into the senate meeting: what are you guys doing?

Brutus: what knife?

Caesar: what do you mean “what knife?”

#yes this is from that scene in bob’s burgers where louise almost cut gene’s ear off #source: bob’s burgers #julius caesar #ides of march

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Harold: DJ’s not that handsome.

Heather: HE'S THE REASON FACES WERE INVENTED, YOU IDIOT.

#source: bob’s burgers #total drama #td harold #td heather #ship: dj x heather #incorrect quotes #incorrect screaming gaffers

[nerdasaurus1200]

Cassandra: *kicks open the door* Kids. Bed. NOW. I wanna talk to your father.

Varian, sweating bullets: No, kids, stay. Please stay.

Cassandra: Go.

Varian: Stay!

Cassandra: Go!

Varian: Stay!

Cassandra: You go!

Varian: Luna, stay!

Cassandra: NOW!!

Varian: Boys, don’t move!

Cassandra: YOU GO! Get outta here, get in your pjs!

Varian: AMBER, STAY!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!!

#tts #rta #tangled #tangled the series #rapunzel's tangled adventure #incorrect quotes #source: bob’s burgers #cassandra #varian #cassarian

[v-murderkings]

Bump, sighing: Okay, well, I've come to the part where I blame the parents. Dell, Gwendolyn?

Dell: Hi.

Gwen: Uh-huh?

Bump: I'm blaming you.

Dell: Yeah.

Gwen: Oh.

Bump: Why didn't you step in and do something here?

Gwen: Hey, we don't know all the crazy crap our kids are doing.

Dell: We don't want to know.

#the owl house #principal bump #dell clawthorne #toh gwendolyn #gwendolyn clawthorne #edalyn clawthorne #young eda #lilith clawthorne #young lilith #toh hagsquad #the owl house incorrect quotes #source: bob’s burgers

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: You may have beaten me this time, Sam, but remember this!

Wade: [whispers something in Sam's ear]

Bucky: What did he say?

Sam: Nothing. He just burped.

#source: bob’s burgers #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Raine: Now, repeat after me; I’m not going to break into that vehicle.

Eda, Luz, King: I’m not going to break into that vehicle.

Raine: I was hoping I would never have to force this family to say that, but here we are.

#tbh raine wants to break into the vehicle too but someone’s gotta be the responsible one #source: bob’s burgers #raine whispers #edalyn clawthorne #luz noceda #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #toh #the owl house #incorrect quotes #incorrect owl house quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #luz clawthorne #luz noceda clawthorne #raeda

[absolutepokemontrash]

Satan: Asmo, it says limit your soak in the hot tub to fifteen minutes!

Asmo: And that sign says no running, but look at you, running your damn mouth.

#Obey me #Obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Satan #obey me! incorrect quotes #source: bob’s burgers

[meanautisticenbian]

Clawdeen: Toralei you are an awful ghoul

Toralei: WRONG Clawdeen, I am a LAWFUL ghoul!

Frankie: Falafel ghoul

Draculaura: waffle ghoul

Abbey: omelette

Abbey: am I doing it right

#I know I already did this but I couldn’t decide between this and sparklecare so I just did both lol #monster high #incorrect monster high quotes #incorrect quotes #clawdeen wolf #toralei stripe #frankie stein #draculaura #abbey bominable #source: bob’s burgers

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: Fadiyan, I just realised something . . . I had a bad childhood.

Fadiyan: yeah, I know.

Zius: what do you mean you know ??

Fadiyan: look at you.

Zius: what do you mean, look at me!?

Fadiyan: look at how you stand. people who had good childhoods do not stand like that.

#source: bob’s burgers #ember knight #incorrect ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect quotes #zius #fadiyan #mans stands like a shrimp

[incorrectmonkiekid]

Sandy, post-to catch a leaf: Oh. Oh, that’s bad. Tell you what, instant regret. I cannot believe I did that. Talk about losing your cool, Sandy.

Sandy: You’re gonna have a lot to talk about this week in therapy! Right? Eh…

Sandy: “Did you lose your cool?” “A little bit, doc. A little bit I lost my cool.”

#lego monkie kid #sandy #incorrectmonkiekid #source: bob’s burgers