*Turtles are on a line*
Splinter: You are great, but not serious.
Leo: *grins*
Splinter: You are serious but not great.
Donnie: *clearly offended*
Splinter: You lost a pet and still miss it.
Raph, holding back tears: Spike…
Splinter: And you are just plain terrible.
Mikey: Tsss yeah, ouch.
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Harry: You have to actually talk to him, Payno. Zayn's not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.
Zayn walking in: Hey, Let’s go on a date tonight!
Harry: Okay, bad example.
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Noelle: Charmy, it's time to stop treating us like children! And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Charmy: But you guys love your dinosaur shaped chicken!
Noelle: Yeah! When we were yougner! We're adults now, Charmy! Tell her, boys!
Asta and Liebe, playing with their dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets: RAWR! RAWR!
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Belle: Hiding is not going to solve anything.
Zelena: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don't know about you, but...
Zelena: I LIKE LIVING!
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Zuko trying to get Azula a date
Zuko: You have to actually talk to them Azula. A girlfriend’s not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.
Katara walking in: Hey, Lets go on a date tonight! :)
Zuko: Okay, bad example.
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Ruby: I don't wanna date a pretty girl, I wanna date you!
Weiss:
Ruby: Wait, no. Damn, that came out wrong-
Blake: [eating popcorn]
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Paladin: Hiding is not going to solve anything.
Rogue: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don’t know about you, but…
Rogue: I LIKE LIVING!
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Conan: Hiding is not going to solve anything!
Haibara: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive. I don’t know about you, but I like living.
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ash: lexi, you made us dino chicken nuggets again!
lexi: and what's wrong with that?
ash: we're not kids anymore! we shouldn't eat shit like this!
fez, playing with his nuggets: RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!
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Rodolphus: Bellatrix is going to kill me
Lucius: Not if we kill her first
Narcissa: No one’s killing anyone!
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Yami Sukehiro: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Charmy Pappitson: Uh, no, it’s hot in here. I was just making pizza bagels.
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Bucky: Hiding’s not gonna solve anything.
Sam: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don’t know about you, but…
Sam: I LIKE LIVING!
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Lucifer: I don't wanna date a pretty girl, I wanna date you!
Chloe: ...
Lucifer: Wait, no. Fuck, that came out wrong-
Maze: *eating popcorn*
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Vera: YOUR AN IDIOT
Henry: *gasp*
Ferb: You forgot to say pretty
Ferb: He’s a PRETTY idiot
Henry: Thank you
Vera belongs to @jokerislandgirl32
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Nora: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ren: Uh, no, it’s hot in here. I was just making pizza bagels.
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Hannibal: Hiding’s not gonna solve anything.
Face: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don’t know about you, but—
Face: I LIKE LIVING.
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