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harringroveera · 1 day

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Turns out Steve wasn’t wrong for once

#harringrove #pre-harringrove if you will #steve harrington #billy hargrove #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #steve x billy #harringrove meme #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington meme #harringrove edit #nancy wheeler #source: b99

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norakbubbles · 2 days

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Tyrion: Just be yourself

Jaime: 'Be myself'? Tyrion, I have one day to win Brienne over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Podrick: Couple weeks

Bronn: Six months

Tormund: Jury's still out

Jaime: See?

Jaime: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

#game of thrones #braime #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #brienne x jaime #fyp #got #funny #tormund giantsbane #podrick payne #tyrion lannister #ser bronn of the blackwater #tormund is jealous lol

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adharastarlight · 5 months

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Regulus: well, I don't like Potter anymore, so it's time for me to get back out there and spread my-

Barty: legs

Regulus: wings. My legs?! No, spread my wings thats-

Evan: I mean, either way

Regulus: no, not eith... actually

#he very much does still like potter #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #source: b99 #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller

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ktkat99 · 11 months

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Bruce, walking up on Dick, Jason, Steph, and Cass, hiding by the door to the med bay

Bruce- What's going on?

Dick- Damian's doped up on pain meds thanks to a bad fight with Killer Croc...

Jason- And Tim hasn't slept in four days

Steph- Damian's showing Tim his new goldfish, which he's keeping in a mason jar at the moment

Cass- Tim brought Damian some lemonade he and I made. It's also in a mason jar

Bruce- Oh, no...

Dick- We're taking bets on what happens first. Will Damian put fish food in the lemonade? Or will Tim-

Steph- DAMIAN JUST DRANK HIS OWN FISH

Dick- What?! Noo!!!

#batman #tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfam #robin #damian wayne #cassandra cain #orphan #spoiler #stephanie brown #batbrats #source: b99

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daddiesdrarryy · 10 months

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Regulus: James is just the worst. He thinks he’s so smart and so attractive. He makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

Evan: Barty, he’s doing it again!

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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months

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(After Miles, Gwen, Hobie, and Pavitr destroyed part of Pavitr's dimension.)

Hobie: "Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?"

Hobie, as Miguel: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Miguel, appearing from behind Hobie: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Hobie: "I conjured him."

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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kingwuko · 4 months

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#Wuko #prince wu #mako #king wu #lok #lok incorrect quotes #source: b99

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mjbythebay · 10 days

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Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

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lu-cider · 5 months

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started rewatching b99 recently (for the fifth-sixth time now) and the moment this scene came on I KNEW what I was about to do so here we are

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modernincorrectlotrhobbit · 3 months

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Bilbo: I think you owe me an apology. Thorin: I’LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL. Bilbo: Thorin: Bilbo: Thorin: I don’t actually know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

#bilbo is the only person thorin would apologize to like this #source: b99 #the hobbit #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #the company of thorin oakenshield #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes

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hxuse-xf-black · 7 months

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Mad-Eye: Lucius Malfoy, you have the right to remain- Tonks, interrupting: A loser! Mad-Eye: Nice. But legally, I have to start over now.

#source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99 #auror's office #mad eye moody #alastor moody #tonks #nymphadora tonks #lucius malfoy #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes

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mcuxhp777 · 10 days

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Dami & Jay: We are driving in a car

Jay: Destination; Wayne Manor

Dami: Passing the mic over to Tim

Jay, unbothered but also concerned: We forgot Tim

Dami: But it's too late, because we've gone too far

Jay: Nope, we need to turn back and get Tim

#batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #incorrect quotes #source: b99

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treasureofmammon · 8 months

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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (1)

Mammon: ... This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

MC: Mammon.

Mammon: The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds, and I became obsessed with you forever.

✨️💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛✨️

Ps: So f-ing hot 🔥

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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months

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Mary: Look at him, he’s so cute!

Regulus: You wanna hold him, Sirius?

Sirius: Oh, um, yeah, sure. That’d be great!

Sirius: *hugs James*

Lily: The baby, Sirius! Hug Harry!

Sirius: Yeah! Right, right, the normal thing!

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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months

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Hobie: "Come on mate, the strategy thing isn't the problem. Night shifts are keeping you awake. You just need to bone."

Gwen: [chuckles nervously]

Miguel: "What did you say?"

Gwen: "Don't say it again."

Hobie: "I said you just need to go bone."

Gwen: [whimpers]

Miguel: "How dare you, Hobie Brown. I aM YoUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!",

[five minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone!!!"

[ten minutes later]

Miguel, sternly: "What happens in my bedroom, Hobie, is none of your business."

[twenty-one minutes later]

Miguel, shouting: "Bone?!"

[forty minutes later]

Miguel, calmly: "Don't ever speak to me like that again."

#source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99 #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderverse hobie #hobie brown #spiderverse miguel #miguel o'hara #gwen stacy #spiderverse gwen #spider gwen #spidergwen #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

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