Bette: I'm too young to die!
Kate: I'm not, but I still don't want to!
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Kiri: Poor Spider. He must be so scared.
Meanwhile...
Spider: Why don't you crouch down here so I can smack that grin off you face!
Quaritch:
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Ruby: So I was thinking maybe we could do an activity together!
Weiss: *smirking* An activity hm?
Ruby: *choking on dinner*
Yang: Smooth.
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Y/N: For some reason, when I meet men, they act as if I’m going to do something horrible to them.
Jennifer: But you probably would do something horrible to them.
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[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N got split up from the team and just found their way back]
Y/N: Hey guys, wow you would not believe what happened!
Adrian: Yeah, so we went through our check point at the back of the building and there was this booby trap and, well, we—we boobied right into it.
Chris, laughing: Nice!
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Hiccup Haddock: We’ll wear disguises. And if it looks like trouble, we’ll leave.
Snotlout Jorgenson: *sarcastically* Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble.
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While scouting
Cody: Great job with the cloud camo, but next time let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut.
Rex: Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up here and turn us in.
Cody: Hey! We're in enemy territory now. Those are enemy birds.
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[Sneaking around London]
Taigen: How can you be so calm about this?! Fowler lead us into a trap in his own country! He has ears everywhere!
Mizu: Yes we wouldn't want the birds to hear us.
Taigen: We're in enemy nation! Those are enemy birds!
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Soldier: PANTS ARE AN ILLUSION AND SO IS DEATH!!
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Lord Dregg, arriving on Earth: You should be surprised to see me here.
Raph: Not really, since you’ve followed us all over the galaxy.
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Baiken: Come outside if you're man enough to fight me!
Delilah: She didn't mean that!
Anji: No, I'm pretty sure she did.
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Junhui: *to Minghao* We can take them. Two on two.
Wonwoo: Actually, Jun, there’s three of us.
Junhui: Oh. I’m sorry, I didn’t count you. You know, *gestures towards Wonwoo* and all.
Wonwoo: I can still fight!
Junhui: Okay. Two on two plus Wonwoo.
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Blake: *Saving Weiss from drowning*
Weiss: *blindfolded* Oh, Ruby! You saved me!! *kisses her cheek*
Blake: Actually, it's me.
Weiss: Oh... well you can go ahead and let me drown now.
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Ezran: No sign of Rayla.
Soren: And now I can’t find Stella either.
Callum: Ohhhh no!! I knew it was only a matter of time!
Callum: SQUEAKY ATE STELLA
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Gabriel: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Beelzebub: I don't hate you.
Gabriel: I don't hate you, too.
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