#source: archer

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: *pulls out a switchblade*

Hobie: "Alright, gang, let's do this!"

Miles: "Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?"

Hobie: "It's a long story, Miles."

[earlier that week]

Hobie: *sees a switchblade in a store window*

Hobie: "Neat."

#hobie 100% does those knife tricks #spinning them on his hand and things #source: archer #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #spiderverse miles #miles morales #spiderverse hobie #hobie gives zero fucks #hobie brown #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Duke, check out the mods I made on my new tech! Press the red button.

Duke: Okay! Wait, is it going to kill everyone?

Jason: ...Press the blue button.

#source: archer #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #signal #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2575

You know, because of the demon. :P (Dialogue from Archer.)

#ghoul boys #ghost files #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: archer #demon shane #vid: the chilling labyrinth of the winchester haunted mansion - ghost files #death mention

[crybabycunt]

Kate: I asked you if this was legal at least a dozen times!

Yelena: And I lied to you at least a dozen times!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #crack #funny #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #source: archer

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Ms. Pauling: I have to admit, it kind of worries me that you don’t know the names of the actual bones.

Medic: Who cares, pffft, they’re in the dumpster.

#source: archer #TF2 Ms. Pauling #TF2 Medic #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: What the hell are you doing?

Richie: I’m richie-ing this plan

Stan: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're NOT turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #stan uris #stanley uris #richie tozier #stozier #source: archer

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: You know, when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my father.

Alexei: Me too.

#source: archer #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #alexei shostakov #alexei shostakov incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[wangbeifong]

Toph: "What's your blood type?"

Sokka: "How would I know?"

Toph: "How would you not!?"

Sokka: "Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?"

Toph, distressed: "You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!"

#source: archer #tokka #toph #sokka #toph beifong #incorrect atla #avatar #atla #toph x sokka

[needanevenbettername]

Enid wants Grilled Cheese.

Enid, drunk after a night out with Yoko and Divinia: I'm hungry.

Wednesday: So lick that coat! You smell like a...

Enid: Grilled Cheese.

Wednesday: What?

Enid: Grill me a Cheese.

Wednesday: I'm not grilling you a Cheese.

Enid: *Starts sobbing.*

Wednesday: Wha-

Enid: *Sobs louder."

Wednesday: Oh, for god's sake.

Wednesday, then gills Enid a Cheese.

#wednesday #enid sinclair #wednesday incorrect quotes #wenclair #source: archer

[incorrectvikings]

Hvitserk: Ever since we started working together, I’ve been stabbed, set on fire, punched, poisoned, stabbed, partially chewed, stabbed, and declared legally dead—twice in the same day!

Ivar: You said “stabbed” like three times.

Hvitserk: That’s just by you!

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #source: archer

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Gwen: "What's your blood type?"

Hobie: "How would I know?"

Pavitr: "How would you not!?"

Hobie: "Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?"

Miles, distressed: "You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!"

#source: archer #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miles morales #spiderverse miles #hobie gives zero fucks #spiderverse hobie #hobie brown #pavitr #spiderverse pavitr #pavitr prabhakar #spiderverse gwen #spider gwen #spidergwen #gwen stacy #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[incorrectbatfam]

Carrie: *pulls out a switchblade*

Carrie: Alright, gang, let's do this!

Dick: Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?

Carrie: It's a long story, Dick.

[earlier that week]

Carrie: *sees a switchblade in a store window*

Carrie: Neat.

#source: archer #carrie kelley #batgirl #dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batclan #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw knives

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2585

Mistakes were made. (Dialogue from Archer.)

#ghoul boys #ghost files #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: archer

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Cassandra: I just can't even imagine life without my precious Caitlyn.

Vi: And have you ever told her that?

Cassandra: Are you kidding? No!

Vi: Wow, really? 'Cause my mom told me how much she loved me all the time.

Cassandra: Exactly. Look how you turned out.

Vi: Uhh, with high self-esteem?

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #arcane cassandra #vi #cassandra kiramman #caitlyn kiramman #league of legends #riot games #submission #source: archer

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish anymore?

Bellatrix: Narcissa, I’ve never had a death wish. It’s just that I personally don’t believe that I can die

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: archer

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: ENGINEER'S GONNA BE A CYBORG OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Soldier: OR PREFERABLY HIS!

Soldier: BUT SOMEBODY'S!

#source: archer #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Engineer #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes