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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Jason: Bruce always liked me best.
Dick: That’s because he has terrible taste.
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 3 months
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Mike: Vanessa, hurry!
Vanessa: I... I just need to-
The Yellow Rabbit: *Stabs her*
The Yellow Rabbit: Now look what you’ve made me do.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 months
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Demo: What was that noise?
Pyro: *hiding behind Demo* Buhmuh gah?
Demo: Don't be ridiculous, bairn! Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.
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incorrectdwpquotes · 2 months
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Emily: I’m just grateful for the peace and quiet, I can finally hear myself think.
Emily’s Thoughts: Did you leave the kettle on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?
Emily: …Well, this was a mistake.
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Leo: You saved us all.
Casey: Well if you all died, who would I embezzle money from?
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ladymiraclewings · 3 months
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Sir Pentious: I feel like everyone on this airship is suspicious, Miss Bomb, except you! Cherri Bomb: But Pentious, I think YOU'RE suspicious! Sir Pentious: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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moonah-rose · 5 months
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Captain: Ah, Havers. I'm so glad we got to be posted in the countryside. Out here a man can really hear himself think.
Captain, thinking: Did you remember to turn the stove off?
Captain: Does Anthony even really like you?
Captain: WILL YOU DIE ALONE?!
Captain: Oh, now that was a big mistake.
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incorrect-guilty-gear · 6 months
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Ramlethal: Wow, why is everyone so tense?
Sin: You tried to kill us!
Ramlethal: Oh come on, that was months ago.
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Taranza, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Artificer: Ah thank the heavens! You found my potion that transforms lead into gold!
Rogue: Did you say a potion that transforms lead into gold?
Artificer: Yup! I di- you're gonna steal it, aren't you.
Rogue: *already gone*
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Greg: Grandpa always liked me best. Rodrick: That’s because he has terrible taste.
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autisticzenitsu · 1 month
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Zenitsu: I personally love the peace and quiet. A person can really hear themselves think out here. Zenitsu’s Thoughts: Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? WILL YOU DIE ALONE? Zenitsu: …Well, that was a mistake.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Fritz: *sighs in relief* Ah, I'm so glad we got to be posted in the countryside. Out here a man can really hear himself think.
The Undertaker: Did you remember to turn the stove off?
The Undertaker: Does Jeremy even really like you?
The Undertaker: Ẃ̵̜̤͓̞͗I̴̝͙̰̖͝L̴̡̳̭͐͑͒͊L̶͉͒́ ̸̤̀Y̶̡̗̱̗͋O̵̡͔̅Ù̵̞̐ ̷̰͋D̶̻̬͚̘̅̚Ï̶̬͉̪̫͐͝E̶̡̐ ̶̥͌̀̒Ả̶͇͔̗͖L̵̰͒̃̀̚O̵̠̺̤͚̚N̴̓ͅȆ̵͓͖̌?̵̬̦̤̌̍̾̚!̸̗̻̟̰̀͌̽̄
Fritz: *haunted* Oh, now this was a big mistake.
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pathetic-dreamy · 4 months
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Liam: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Liam’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Liam: Well, that was a mistake.
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zootopiathingz · 9 months
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*the gang making a pizza*
Toad: ooh maybe we should pineapple on it—
Mario: *picks up Toad by his vest and shoves him against the wall*
Mario: don’t you DARE talk about pineapple on my pizza..
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Frank: *watches as Eddie stumbles away*
Julie: O h , you just fell in love with him didn't you?
Frank: *frankly* Yeah I just fell in love with him.
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