#source: addams family values

[terry-perry]

Charlie: Alastor! I believe we may have a new guest, Miss L/N. Y/N: Y/N. (to Alastor) Isn't he a lady killer! Alastor: Acquitted.

#incorrect quotes #source: addams family values #hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #charlie morningstar #x reader #imagine #not your typical meet cute #hazbin alastor #hazbinhotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #radio demon #the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel

[sapphiretanto]

Tim accidentally gets hit with some sort of magic spell during patrol and it severely alters his appearance/personality. The Batfam doesn’t take it well…

Zatanna: *reading from a book* “… warning signs: Severe alterations in appearance and personality. Such alterations can become permanent.”

Dick: *gasps* Permanent?! Those golden curls?

Stephanie: Those rosy cheeks?

Bruce: That smile?

Zatanna: “These terrifying changes are often a result of a troubled family life. Separations,…”

Bruce: Separations? You mean—

Cass: Jason!

Zatanna: Bingo! This kid knows that something’s not right around here! Unless Jason comes back, we’re talking dimples!

Bruce: NOT IN THIS HOUSE!

Zatanna: He could stay this way for years! Forever. He could become… *looks back at the book* a lawyer!

Bruce: *turning away angrily* I won’t listen!

Zatanna: An orthodontist!

Stephanie: *near tears* Zatanna, stop!

Zatanna: …President.

Cass: *closes her eyes in silent despair*

Alfred: *groaning and holding his head*

Dick: *clutching the railing* Please! I beg you, take me! *begins sobbing*

#source: addams family values #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect batkids #incorrect batman quotes #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Nightwing #Dick Grayson #Batgirl #Spoiler #Stephanie Brown #Black Bat #Orphan #Cassandra Cain #Zatanna #Alfred Pennyworth #Red Hood #Jason Todd #I originally had this as Damian until I remembered of how terrifying of a foe Tim could be #of course Damian in Batman Beyond also has a position of power #But I feel like Tim would be scarier

[rockabye-billy]

Harringrove and Max meet “Addams Family Values” bacause frankly - that’s the dynamic they deserved.

#harringrove meets the addams family #incorrect harringrove quotes #billy hargrove #steve harrington #max #big brother billy my beloved #(in)correct quotes #harringrove au #source: addams family values #au #edit #my stuff #[my stuff - harringrove] #[my stuff - siblings for the win] #I just LOVE the idea of Steve coming into this family of two #and getting to know max #and being like JEEEE-ZUS #'she's literally you but smaller' #(insert Billy being proud in the distance)

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: This is Eli. He’s at that special age when a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Stiles: Girls?

Eli: Homicide.

Stiles: That's my boy!

(source: Sh4d0w_ice Twitter)

#teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #source: addams family values #source: me #Source twitter

[fandomnerd9602]

Bianca: Wednesday your new boyfriend is a ladykiller

Y/N: (laughs) acquitted!

Wednesday embraces her love…

Bianca:

#wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday x reader #addams family #jenna ortega #the addams family #source: addams family values #wednesday addams x reader

[stardust948]

Baby Zuko: My parents had a baby! Mama kissed Daddy and the fairies told the stork! And the stork left a diamond under the fire lily petals! And the diamond turned into a baby!

Baby Sokka: My parents had a baby too. They had sex.

#atla #zuko #baby zuko #sokka #baby sokka #source: addams family values #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes

[witchcraftandgeekness]

When Hargreeves siblings met Sissy

Klaus: Five is at that special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Sissy, not aware of Five's actual age: *smiles* Girls?

Five, annoyed: Homicide.

#source: addams family values #klaus hargreeves #sissy cooper #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[incorrect-gravescest]

💚: Leyley is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Friend B: Boys?

🩷: Homicide.

#incorrect gravescest quotes #source: addams family values #ashley graves #gravescest #andrew x ashley #andy graves #leyley graves #tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley

[ultranerdygirl]

Ballister: Nimona is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Ambrosius: Other girls?

Nimona: Homicide.

#Nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #source: addams family values #kinda 😅

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Damian is at that special age where there's only one thing on his mind.

Dick: Girls?

Damian: Homicide.

#source: addams family values #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw murder

[greeneyedsigma]

King, watching Katakuri sleep: Look at her.

King: I would die for her.

King: I would Kill for her.

King: Either way, what bliss.

#source: addams family values #one piece #sigma's one piece au #incorrect quotes #one piece au #one piece incorrect quotes #king the wildfire #charlotte katakuri #female katakuri #female charlotte katakuri #king x katakuri

[angelofthenight]

Tommy, to Alfie: You'll meet someone, someone very special, someone who won't press charges.

#source: addams family values #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #incorrect peaky blinders quotes #peaky blinders #tommy shelby #thomas shelby #alfie solomons #cillian murphy #incorrect quotes #tom hardy

[sapphiretanto]

Jason: Do you remember our honeymoon?

Roy: *grinning* That glorious cruise.

Jason: No calls

Roy: No cares

Jason: No survivors

#source: addams family values #incorrect quotes #incorrect jayroy #Jason Todd #Roy Harper #Jayroy #redarse #royjay #their honeymoon definitely involved some vigilante shit #and they wouldn’t have it any other way

[rockabye-billy]

🖤

#harringrove #harringrove meets the addams family #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringrove au #billy hargrove #steve harrington #source: addams family values #(in)correct quotes #au #edit #my stuff #[my stuff - harringrove] #besties help harringrove has taken over my entire life

[thingsoverheardatua]

Hawks: [to Dabi about joining the PLF] I’m just like any modern pro hero trying to have it all. Loving protege, a successful hero agency. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

#DabiHawks #Hawks #Keigo Takami #Takami Keigo #Dabi #LoV #league of villains #PLF #paranormal liberation front #Touya Todoroki #Toya Todoroki #Todoroki Touya #Todoroki Toya #Tokoyami Fumikage #Fumikage Tokoyami #Tokoyami #Dark Shadow #source: Addams Family Values

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Hyacinth is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Daphne: Boys?

Hyacinth: Homicide.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #hyacinth bridgerton #violet bridgerton #source: addams family values