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adastra121 · 2 days
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Leander: MC, I have a question— MC: Yes, I'd cry if you died. Yes, I'd still love you if you were a worm. Yes, I still love you. No, I don't want to break up. Hand me that orange. Leander: *heart eyes* Thank you. <3
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Hobie: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris, but im different and better. Maybe even better than the gods"
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in-correct-trolls · 10 hours
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Wally: *as his world falls apart around him* I am NOT delusional. I am OPTIMISTIC.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days
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Spy: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Soldier: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it!
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alchemistmelody · 2 days
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frauleinfunf · 3 days
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Percy: Do you have any fantasies?
Annabeth: Ok, so, the library of Alexandria is under siege and I'm a librarian who's good at fighting and I save the books.
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ladymiraclewings · 10 hours
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Luka Couffaine: If you wake up much earlier than normal, you feel secret emotions. Adrien: One time, I just woke up at 7 AM and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don’t know what those emotions were, but they were definitely a lot! Marinette: If you stay up late enough, you feel these same emotions, but the bad version of them.
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hawkinsincorrect · 14 hours
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Robin: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?
Steve: Dear God, just do cocaine.
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*Texting* John: How’s practice going? Robert: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here. John: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Robert: Aren't you a cop? you shouldn’t be condoning this. John: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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ontgerunway · 2 months
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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cursivewind · 3 months
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in-correct-trolls · 2 days
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branch: third base is when any of my partners sees me having an anxiety attack
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?
Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
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redadidassneakers · 25 days
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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