#source: Twisted

[cloversreblogs]

Puss: I only wished for my 9 lives back!

Kitty: I only wished for someone I can trust!

Goldilocks: I only wished for a fa- a HUMAN family!

Jack Horner: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies!

Cast: *LOUD PROTESTS AND ANGRY SHOOING* GET OUTTA HERE

#source: twisted #puss in boots #puss in boots 2 #kitty softpaws #goldilocks #puss in boots goldilocks #Jack Horner #starkid productions #crack #puss in boots the last wish #Dreamworks #twisted

[yumedeer]

TW: s*x ed (kinda) and Crowley being an overprotective dad

🪞Crowley: I wouldn't give a thought to any student in this school. You can't be too sure these days around boys! Vultures and flirts the lot of them!

😼❄️Both twins: ...

🐾Grim: What?

🪞Crowley: Just look at their tactics! They target vulnerable, young boys and girls... And build false senses of trust, and then ISOLATE them on "magic rides" of sort!!

🐾Grim: Huh?

🪞Crowley: And when the moment is right... *whispers*...They whip IT out!

😼❄️*both Yuu and Yukiko cringe*

🐾Grim: They whip what?

🪞Crowley: You know *Yuki plays dumb and Yuu covers Grim's ears* Their songs!

❄️Yukiko: Oh! Songs...!

😼Yuu: Songs?

🐾Grim: Why's that bad?

🪞Crowley: Beware of young boys that whip out their songs, my dear twins! A song is often a prelude... To a d*ck!

😼❄️ *both twins wince*

🐾Grim: To a what?

😼Yuu, covering Grim's ears again: He actually said it!!

🪞Crowley: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing!!!

❄️Yukiko: He's not backing down!!

🪞Crowley: There's a famous musical that has a song about this topic! Let me play it for you! Whenever in doubt, just remember it!

😼Yuu: Wait! NO, NO, NO!

-Crowley's phone: A song is a d*ck in sheep's clothing~ A song means a d*ck on it's way~

👻 Ramshackle ghosts, appearing furiously from nowhere: HEADMASTER!!!!!

🪞Crowley: *realizes what he's doing and freezes*

#source: twisted #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #dire crowley #twisted wonderland yuu #fic: mickey's print #yuu oshiro #yukiko oshiro #incorrect quotes #fanfic #fic #reference #this may change in the future #or not #july 2023 #23th

[weirdkev27]

Puss: I only wish to get back the lives I wasted.

Kitty: I only wish to have a partner that loves me more then themselves.

Perrito: I only wish for friendship.

Goldilocks: I only wish to have a family that’s just right.

Death: I only wish to be taken more seriously.

Ethical Bug: I only wish for people to be good.

Chanting: I only wish…I only wish…I only wish….I only wish!

Big Jack: I only wish to have all the power in the world!

Ethical Bug: You’re not helping!

#incorrect puss in boots quotes #puss in boots #kitty softpaws #perrito #goldilocks #death #ethical bug #big jack horner #source: twisted

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Pascal Curious: [to Lazlo Curious] While I don't appreciate any of your ideas, I do appreciate that you have ideas. Pascal Curious: Maybe one day you'll have some good ones!

#pascal curious #lazlo curious #strangetown #ts2 #source: twisted

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Peck, about the Ghostbusters: They treated me as if I were a throwaway joke! As if I were some... silly side character!

#Ghostbusters #Walter Peck #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Ghostbusters Quote #Source: Twisted #Source: Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

[inevitablemoment]

I noticed you weren't at dinner, but I saw you try to poison my wine! Usually when you do that it means you want to talk, what's up, are you mad at me?

Will Graham to Abigail Hobbs

#I couldn't resist #Will Graham #Abigail Hobbs #Hugh Dancy #Kacey Rohl #Hannibal #Hannibal NBC #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Hannibal Quote #Source: Twisted #Source: Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier #Team StarKid #Incorrect Hannibal Quotes

[rpdepartment]

        i've got 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 left to lose

         so the only path to choose          is t͖͖̠̬͛w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅi̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓

#[text: nothing/twisted] #source: Twisted #musing #angst #villain #evil

[lynpheasmagix]

Icy: Oh, Bloom, fancy to see you here! It is I, Icy!

Bloom: *sarcastically*Who??

Icy: Icy? I attacked you last week. I swore vengeance, I brought my sisters and an army of decay to rival your friends?

Bloom: OOH!! That’s right! Didn’t my friends kick your ass?

Darcy and Stormy: *quietly laughing*

#winx club #winx icy #winx darcy #winx stormy #winx club incorrect quotes #winx bloom #incorrect winx quotes #source: twisted #Darcy and Stormy are like she’s not wrong thoooo

[emilythezeldafan]

Riley: but alas, fortune favours the beautiful.

Nick, bursting in dramatically: AU CONTRAIRE!

#Hello Puppets #Hello Puppets: Midnight Show #Nick Nack #Riley Ruckus #Not Pictured: them arguing and Riley tackling Nick to the floor while trying to strangle him #DO NOT TAG AS SHIP #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Twisted

[dingdinghq]

william: this is all your fault fizzy

fizzy:

william: maybe if you threw a parade every once in a while

fizzy: I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

#source: twisted #stampy's lovely world #stampy incorrect quotes #william beaver #fizzy elephant #mcyt incorrect quotes #mcyt

[incorrect-back-to-the-80s]

Michael: Brave? Me? …Yeah.

#back to the 80s #btt80s #btt80s incorrect quotes #michael feldman #source: twisted

[incorrecttwsted]

#twisted wonderland #twst #leona kingscholar #fellow honest #gidel #incorrect twst #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #source: tf2

[inmyperfectworld]

Passion twists/twists-braids hair inspo. 🤎✨

#black tumblr #black hair #hair inspiration #hair inspo #black hair inspo #braids #twists #twists inspo #twist inspo #passion twists #passion twists inspo #aesthetic #aesthetics #source: pinterest #black women #pinterest #black women aesthetic #hair aesthetic #hair appreciation #hair art #hairstyle #nautral hair

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Lilith Pleasant: Listen, bud, being my friend means that you either need to back me the fuck up, or shut the fuck up. Got it?

#lilith pleasant #pleasantview #ts2 #source: twisted

[ibtisams]

Israeli National Security has agreed to allow 2 fuel trucks into Gaza per day- 3% of the what entered daily before October 7th. This fuel will be used to operate the sewage systems in Gaza because the risk of a major disease developing and spreading is imminent.

The reason Israel agreed to this is because if a disease were to break out the IDF wouldn’t be fully operational and the “war would have to stop.”

#I have seen statements saying it’s also because risk of starvation but the words from Hanegbi himself mention the sewage and disease #outbreak that woukd affect the IDF #this is going to be twisted to make Israel look like they are helping #I have already seen some news sources make this seem like a good thing #palestine #🦢

[favroitecrime]

Palestinian freedom fighters breaking out of Gaza and reclaiming their occupied territories. They’ve taken over israeli tanks and have chased out the settlers that were on that land. They’ve launched rockets everywhere and the iron dome has failed to intercept. This is about to mark a momentous event in history.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

#free palestine #it feels so surreal and so shocking #there’s so much hope but so much fear #you just know they’re about to retaliate with the genocide they’ve been planning for years now #i fear for my palestinian brothers and sisters but this is so fucking huge #they tore down part of the barbed wire fence!!!! the people of Gaza are breaking out!!!! #god there’s so much more on twitter but i beg if you look do NOT look at non-palestinian sources #they’re twisting the narrative as if this isn’t retaliation for 76 years of torture #as if the israeli forces and settlers didn’t kill 4 palestinians yesterday alone #as if they haven’t killed nearly 300 palestinians this year alone #do NOT let the media trick you into thinking anything after will be a retaliation to an attack Palestine started #PALESTINE is the one retaliating #also if you’re gonna come in here with both sides or whatever sincerely block me and lmk so i can blokc you #they’ve already out out statements to leave children and the elderly alone so any middle aged fuckers are free to kill :) #which is fine since they’ve likely killed hundreds if not thousands of their friends and family and neighbors anyway #tag: important #fuck israel #gaza #tag: october 7 2023