#source: Tumblr i think

[blue-rose-soul]

Alastor: Daddy issues? HAH! Just traumatize your father back!

Angel Dust: And by 'traumatize' you mean 'stab the shit out of,' right?

Alastor: But of course!

Angel Dust: ...

Angel Dust: [Contemplative look.]

Vaggie: ...Are you actually considering it!?

Angel Dust: It's a valid option, okay!?

Vaggie: WE DON'T MURDER PEOPLE!

Angel Dust: OH COME ON! MY POPS IS IN THE MOB, THAT'S GOTTA BE A FREE PASS OR SOMETHING RIGHT!?

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr i think #Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Angel Dust #Vaggie #I promise I'll get to asks in a bit I'm so sorry to everyone waiting on me #Niffty in the background: Didn't we murder a buncha people in the extermination?

[doththymayo]

Racetrack: You seem like the type of person to spell croissant right on the first try.

Spot: Mmm.

***Later***

Spot, to Hotshot: Was that a compliment?

Spot: Quason...

Spot: What is a Quason?

#newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies broadway #newsies as incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #uksies #newsies uk #livesies #newsies live #west endsies #newsies west end #spot conlon newsies #spot newsies #spot conlon #race newsies #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #hotshot newsies #barely but ill put them in #source: tumblr i think #it was funny #sprace

[strangerthingsquotes]

Eddie [walking into Steve's house, holding a python]: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Steve: You did WHAT?!

Robin: William Snakepeare

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #steddie #source: tumblr i think

[persona5butitsincorrect]

Joker, trying to clear a palace in one day: Go big or go home!

Oracle reading everyone's stats: I am begging you, Joker. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Lets go home.

Joker, whispering: I'm going big.

#source: tumblr i think #persona 5 #incorrect persona 5 #persona #incorrect quotes #persona 5 incorrect #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #futaba sakura

[incorrect-turn]

Simcoe: I met a dumbass today. Awful.

Caleb: You looked in a mirror?

Simcoe: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the gods may not be so merciful.

#source: tumblr i think #incorrect turn quotes #incorrect quotes #amc turn #turn washington's spies #american revolution #amrev #culper ring #culper spy ring #john graves simcoe #caleb brewster

[dawningfairytale]

on a group chat

ocean: the overall reading comprehension on this group chat is piss poor

penny: HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR

#rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc incorrect quotes #source: tumblr i think #ocean o'connell rosenberg #penny lamb #perfectdoll #perfectdoll rtc #like i don't personally ship it #but this works romantically or platonically!!! #on my sugar queue

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Rosa: Make no mistake; not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

N: But are you shuffling?

Rosa: Everyday.

Colress: *a mixture of confused and slightly terrified* What language are you two speaking???

#incorrect pokemon quotes #Pokemon Rosa #N Harmonia #Colress #Source: Tumblr I think #Colress is basically Rosa's dad #N is his honorary nephew #And N and Rosa are chaotic besties #They also act like siblings

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Zim: Your glasses are broken.

Dib: I see.

Zim: Can you?

Dib: ... Shut the fuck up, Zim.

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #zim #dib membrane #source: tumblr i think

[incorrecteizouken]

Mizusaki: Thanks for dinner.

Asakusa: I thought you paid.

Mizusaki:

Mizusaki: I guess we won't be going back there again.

#keep your hands off eizouken! #incorrect eizouken #tsubame mizusaki #midori asakusa #source: tumblr i think

[fabledumbrellas]

Diego: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Alison, not looking up: Spear.

Diego: BLOCKED

#diego hargreeves #alison hargreeves #tua #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #source: tumblr i think

[totallycorrectbloomintoyou]

Maki: And now for a gay update with our favorite Tohmi Higashi gays!

Yuu, looking at Touko: Getting gayer!

Maki, tearing up: Wonderful!

#bloom into you #yagate kimi ni naru #incorrect bloom into you #seiji maki #yuu koito #source: tumblr i think

[blue-rose-soul]

Evan: ACHOO!

Michael, hiding under his bed waiting to scare him: Bless you.

Evan: ...God???

#incorrect quotes #FNAF #Five Night's at Freddy's #Evan Afton #Crying Child #Michael Afton #source: tumblr I think

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

Demeter: "get married" they said, "have kids" they said, "it's amazing" they said. (from the kitchen) Munkustrap, muffled yelling: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! Sillabub It's too big to smother!! Grab the anti-flamethrower!!! Jemima: Fire extinguisher! It's called a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! (loud glass shattering, everyone screaming) Demeter, with tears in her eyes, watching the chaos: They were right. I love them all so much.

#love the idea of the demestrap family being absolutely chaotic when they're alone #source: tumblr i think #cats the musical #demeter #munkustrap #jemima #sillabub #demestrap #incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes

[incorrect-toriko-quotes]

Komatsu, on the phone with Coco outside his door: Oh, did you just wake up?

Toriko, loudly banging on the door: OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!!

#toriko #toriko character #komatsu #coco #four heavenly kings #incorrect quotes #waking up #source: tumblr i think

[caterpillarinacave]

Neo, at 2am: Hey, do you think fish feel wet all the time?

Roman: Neo, I’m trying to sleep.

Neo: Sorry.

Roman, two minutes later: Son of bitch, do they???

Neo: I know right???

#rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #rwby incorrect quores #neoplitan #roman torchwick #incorrect quotes #Rwby memes #shitpost #source: tumblr I think

[incorrect-turn]

Abe: I’m getting a brain scan today

Townsend: To check if you have one?

Abe: Thank you so much for your concern and support

#ok i’m actually back fr #incorrect quotes #incorrect turn quotes #turn: washington's spies #amc turn #amrev #abe woodhull #robert townsend #source: tumblr I think