Ryan: I don't think their death ray's working!
Shane: [Laughing]
Ryan, with the biggest grin on his face, trying his hardest not to laugh: I mean, I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet!
Shane: [Laughing even harder]
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Mikey: You know, I promised Raph I wouldn’t do anything stupid.
Mikey, whispering: Sorry Raph.
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Y/N, during Endgame: I just had another one of those “What the hell are we doing?!” moments.
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Chris: I don't know, but this feels very dangerous. I have a bad feeling about this. Something is going to go wrong.
Jill: And that is different from the other times how...?
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Botan: Okay. Now what would be a really good pump-action shotgun to go with my outfit?
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It's really strange when you have a job where you spend all day doing things your parents told you never to do.
Jack Frost
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*Testing new Haltmann Works technologies*
Susie: I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
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Jack, New Years Eve 1935: It's a beautiful night in Paradise.
Jack: Snow is falling, trains are out and about... and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion.
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lesbians packing for their wedding night festivities gotta dedicate one suitcase alone to their sex toys and i think that’s beautiful
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High-explosives and electricity. Wooo!
Kord
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Crowley: You ever work on something, and it's not going the way you want it to, and you feel like you're just... going around in circles?
Crewel: I know exactly what you mean. *Holds up a sign that says "Every day I have to work with him"*
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Horace: Will, when we're done being rangers, how would you like us to be remembered?
Will: How about for our promotion of Araluen's security?
Horace: And how do you think we'll be remembered?
Will: For blowing up bridges.
Horace: yep
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Mikey, dressed as Turflytle: Don’t you want to hear about my costume?
Raph: No.
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Y/N: You know, I promised Natasha I wouldn’t do anything stupid.
Y/N, whispering: Sorry, Natasha.
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Hunnigan: When you're done fighting bioterrism, how would you like to be remembered?
Leon: How about for doing my best to protect people?
Hunngian: And how do you think you'll be remembered?
Leon, glancing at the burning wreck behind him: For destroying vehicles.
Hunnigan: Yep
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Kson: LET'S PILLAGE!
Henya: I don't know if that's legal in California, dayo...
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