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#source: Loki
superdogbiter · an hour ago
Mobius:”Is everything okay?”
Loki:”If by “okay” you mean that my life is a meaningless black cauldron of swirling failure then yes,everything is groovy”
Mobius:”That is not at all what i meant by okay”
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superdogbiter · 13 hours ago
Loki:”Are you checking out my ass?”
Loki:”Why not?”
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trinhdrawss · 16 hours ago
Loki: I don't understand why I wanted to kill you
Loki: It's really bothering me
Mobius: Well, I should hope so
Loki: Don't be cute, Mobius. I'm not being melodramatic.
Mobius: Aw, he thinks I'm cute
Loki: Now hang on just a minute-
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ladymiraclewings · 16 hours ago
Phantom: Trust is for children and dogs. There's only one person you can trust.
Chase: Yourself? I like it. Slap it on a T-Shirt.
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posi-pan · 18 hours ago
Loki sexuality discourse is starting up again it seems. Honestly I’ll just label him both at this point, cuz… *sigh* there were some people defining both bi and pan wrong, and peopel using Mackenzie Lee as an argument, it’s a whole mess.
i'm just so over it.
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superdogbiter · 19 hours ago
Loki:”And i couldn’t have done it without my sidekick”
Mobius:”No offense but you’re the sidekick”
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Hal: "Why are Loki and Thomas sitting with their backs to each other?" Conrad: "They had a fight." Hal: "Then why are they holding hands?" Conrad: "Thomas gets sad when they fight."
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Adam, setting down a card: "Ace of spades" Loki, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Magnus, pulling out a Pokémon card: "Jolteon, I choose you" Thomas, trembling: "What are we playing"
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superdogbiter · 20 hours ago
Mobius:”Quit sulking like a baby”
Loki:”I am sulking like a full grown God”
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Loki, Thomas, and William are sitting on a bench Jonathan: "Why do you guys look so sad?" Loki: "Sit down with us so we can tell you." *Jonathan sits down* Loki: "The bench is freshly painted."
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Magnus: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Loki: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Adam? Adam: Probably “road work ahead”. Thomas: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Tom: "You know those things will kill you, right?" Adam, pouring another glass of whiskey: "That’s the point." Robert, smoking a cigarette: "We’re trying to speed up the process." Loki: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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gamerkuddles · 20 hours ago
Loki: "Okay, okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT."
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superdogbiter · 22 hours ago
Mobius:”Well,i wrote a love song”
Loki:”Is it about jet ski’s”
Loki:*Raises eyebrows*
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superdogbiter · a day ago
Mobius:”Sorry Hunter B-15.This was our responsibility.We’ll help you clean up this mess”
Loki,off screen:”No we won’t”
Mobius:”I’ll help you clean up this mess”
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lokicoded · a day ago
Each and every one of you who’s posting lokius fics… thank you, keep being awesome
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n0obmaster69 · a day ago
Mobius: we need a distraction
Loki: I can entertain
Mobius: no no no no please no No no
Loki: I just need to get back into practice
Mobius *begging*: no no don't do your magic act please
Loki: *already pulling a coin out of his pocket*
Mobius: please please i'm actually begging you
Loki : *act like he disappeared the coin into the air*
Mobius: you have no idea how demeaning that is please
Loki: *still doing his magic act,drops the coin, picks it up and pulls the coin from Mobius's side*
Mobius: if your finger
Loki: no it was in your ear
Mobius: it was in your pocket and it ..
Loki: it was close your ear
Mobius: never anywhere near my ear
Loki: you're no fun
Mobius: fun?
Loki: yes
Mobius: it's humiliating! you can do proper magic, you can make things disappear!
Loki: it's not as fun
Mobius,mumbling: make you disappear
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