#source: Cr1TiKaL

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Mind if I get excited real quick?

Dirk: Have you ever seen me smile?

Dirk: :D

Dirk: Now you have

Dirk: Any time I show emotion, it disturbs a lot of you

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #source: cr1tikal #as soon as i heard that i knew exactly who would say it

[thingsoverheardatua]

Kurogiri: [to the league] Hey, champs. You’re doing great. Keep up the increditable work. I’m really proud of you all. But I think it’s time I finally hit you with the cold water. I’m not your fuckin’ dad.

#Kurogiri #Oboro Shirakumo #LoV #league of villains #Shirakumo Oboro #source: cr1tikal

[eyesearing-fr]

'nother lore drawing! feat fathom and wolfcat.

#flight rising #dragon share #dragon art #my art #artists on tumblr #searing snarls #fathom tag #wolfcat tag #source: cr1tikal

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2555

Netflix hates love, that's all. (Dialogue is just made up.)

#google is just here to watch the drama #googleplier #netflix #netflixplier #markiplier #cr1tikal #penguinz0 #moist critikal #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: original #vid: google gets an upgrade #vid: we lost netflix won

[bobbing4burgers]

Gene: And I said, "Boardwalk Burger? More like BORED Burger!"

Tina and Louise: *Silence*

Gene: It was funnier when I said it to mom, okay?

#Bob's Burgers #Gene Belcher #Tina Belcher #Louise Belcher #Source: The Official Podcast #Basically Cr1tikal

[thoselethalarts]

Spreading my Cr1tikal Idia propaganda as far as my grubby little hands will let me

Source

#ツイステッドワンダーランド #Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Idia Shroud #イデア・シュラウド #twsten #twsteng #soul draws

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

The Sixth Doctor: Who is the best Time Lord? I will be answering this once and for all, using science, data, and my opinion, which will be stated as a fact.

[source: Cr1tikal]

#submission #doctor who #dw #incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes

[panzerhund-1960]

Heavy Armored Train

The Heavy Armored Train, often referred to as "Heavy" or "H1," stands as a formidable military asset meticulously crafted by Central Station to navigate the treacherous terrain of underground and surface warfare. This colossal behemoth boasts an astonishing weight of approximately 1000 tons, encased in layers of seemingly impenetrable armor. With a top speed of 150 miles per hour, it surges forward with relentless force, capable of hauling an astounding 50,000 tons of cargo. Fueling this monolithic machine is the precious Void Fluid, a resource of immeasurable significance. At its core lies the ancient 9945-MASRAR-ENG (9945 Mass Rarefaction Engine), a legendary power source conceived just a month before the cataclysmic events of 57045. However, Void Fluid supply has dwindled due to the collapse of pre-human ancient tunnels and temples that once led to the Void Sea, coupled with The Order of the Crimson Dawn's stringent control over their drilled passage, reserved for their "ascension" with their stupid "Red Sun God." To sustain its insatiable hunger for Void Fluid, the Heavy Armored Train relies on subterranean caches of this precious substance, stored within ancient human Void Fluid tanks hidden deep underground. It is within these hidden reservoirs that the train finds its lifeblood, powering the relentless force of this juggernaut as it continues to navigate the tumultuous world of Cr1TiKal.

#after dark freeze #after dark rp #rain world #war

[mystilotls]

Grian: He said he wouldn't cheat and he was wrong. Just like my father when he said I would be 6'5 when I grew up. My dad is 6'5, My mother is 5'2 so luckily I spit the FUCKING difference and I'm fucking 5'8 so I'm really short for a fucking 27 year old man, and it fucking sucks! Why couldn't I be 6'0, dad?! HUH? WHY COULDN'T I AT LEAST GET CLOSE TO YOUR 6'5 TOWERING CHAD HEIGHT! But anyway-

#original post #yhs #grian #Yhs grian #hermitcraft #idk if this should be hc or yhs it just radiates Grian energy #i would have picked bdubs but bdubs is in denial of his height #swearing tw #source: cr1tikal

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Falco taught the Duck Hunt Dog to speak and now he can’t win an argument

Falco: No, the new Star Wars movies are fucking awful! They’re abysmal!

Dog: *howling and barking*

Falco: Don’t even bring up the story, that’s the worst part. George Lucas on the verge of a xanax overdose could write a better story than the Disney Star Wars!

Dog: *more howling and barking*

Falco: You disagree, huh? Oh you disagree, huh? So what if the visuals are good?!

Dog: *disapproving howls*

Falco: The characters?! The characters in the new Star Wars movies- are you kidding me? Are you j- you have to be joking. If I saw a man at a gas station step on a piece of gum I’d feel more for that gum than most of those characters, Duck Hunt!

Dog: *more howls*

Falco: No, don’t take that tone with me! You heard what I said! I’m more attached to piss stains in a public urinal than those characters!

*Later*

Dog: *starts howling again*

Falco: No, no, don’t even get me started in Fortnite vs. PUBG, it’s not even worth going down there.

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Falco #Dog #Star Fox #Duck Hunt #source: Cr1TiKaL

[incorrectoctopathtravelerquotes]

Cyrus: I hate those creatures with a passion. There is nothing more disgusting, more vile, more revolting, more useless than a cockroach. Just an absolute abominable organism. There is nothing in this world that makes me more angry than a cockroach.

#octopath traveler #incorrect quotes #cyrus #incorrect octopath traveler #source: cr1tikal

[incorrectundertalequotes]

Sans: so i was at grillby’s happy hour a few weeks ago, and a girl was hitting on me. but i really wasn’t that interested. but i was making general small talk. “what’s your major? where’re you from?” etc.

Sans: but i asked some really weird questions. i threw in some zingers. some really hum-dingers. i asked her if she was a trombone enthusiast. because i think i got it in my head that i wanted to be playing some goofy-ass instrument right then. because i love goofy-ass instruments. i own several of them, including the trombone.

Sans: and i hit her with this, and it was like i asked her a million dollar jeopardy question. because she froze. and then she very sarcastically said “oh, the trombone. that’s a great instrument! don’t you mean ‘trom-boner’ tho? oh!”

Sans: so i was… a little taken aback. “excuse me. are you insulting the trombone?” and i guess she could tell that i was a little… a little perturbed that she would speak about such a glorious instrument in a less then respectful tone.

#submission #undertale #sans #source: cr1tikal #incorrect undertale quotes

[thingsoverheardatua]

Aizawa: [to class 1-A] Hey, champs. You’re doing great. Keep up the increditable work. I’m really proud of you all. But I think it’s time I finally hit you with the cold water. I’m not your fuckin’ dad.

#Shouta Aizawa #Shota Aizawa #Class 1A #Aizawa Shouta #Aizawa Shota #Dadzawa #Eraserhead #Eraser Head #source: cr1tikal

[shit-aiden-and-defalt-say]

This is as entertaining as it is disturbing. This man has a baton out and he's protecting the streets, he's like the fucking kingpin of this area, he owns this block. No-one's coming into his territory and stealing his shit. This poor man is trying to park his truck, but this man has a problem with it.

defalt, about a very drunken aiden at 3 in the morning

#watch dogs #aiden pearce #defalt #incorrect quotes #source: cr1tikal

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2417

(A selection of youtubers whose Stray vids have been in my subs lately. :3 Everyone loves Cat.) (Dialogue from B99.)

#gab smolders #cr1tikal #pushinguproses #simply nailogical #jacksepticeye #secret sleepover society #cats #stray game #stray 2022 #bb the cat #joy and olive the cats #jacob drawfee #julia drawfee #penguinz0 #simplynailogical #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: brooklyn nine nine #stray spoilers #death mention #fire mention

[incorrect-trekquotes]

This is the greatest trek of All Time”

Captain Kirk

#star trek #source: Cr1TiKaL #kirk #(credit to salty-mccoy)