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[At breakfast]
Iceman: How did the date go?
Maverick: I bet Hangman was really enjoying his time with you.
Rooster: *frowns* He wouldn't even kiss me.
Maverick: Nice boys don't kiss on the first date, Bradley. Ice wouldn't kiss me until our third date.
Iceman: ...
Maverick: It made the s*x on the first two dates very impersonal.
Iceman: *chokes on his coffee*
Rooster: *stares at Mav in shock*
#rooster needs therapy after this#ice was right - mav is dangerous#hangster#icemav#incorrect quotes#source: american dad#sereshaw#dadmav#hangaroo#icepops#iceman x maverick#maverick x iceman#rooster x hangman#hangman x rooster#roohang#rooshang#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#bradley bradshaw x jake seresin#jake seresin x bradley bradshaw#pete mitchell x tom kazansky#tom kazanski x pete mitchell#top gun: maverick#tgm#rooster#hangman#iceman#maverick
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Ruby: Ah man, this midnight fishing is great.
Jaune: Sounds like someone doesn't want to go home.
Ruby: Yeah, I'm laying low. It's the anniversary of a huge fight Weiss and I had.
Oscar: Oh yeah? What was it about?
Ruby: I forgot our anniversary! Never gonna do that again.
*Jaune and Oscar look at each other*
Oscar: Uhh-
Jaune: *holds his hand out to shush him*
Ruby:
Ruby:
Ruby: AAGGGHHHH FUCK!
Jaune: There it is.
#rwby#ruby rose#whiterose#weiss schnee#incorrect quotes#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#rwby memes#jaune arc#oscar pine#source: American Dad
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Richie: Mom, Dad, I really like Eddie
Maggie: Why not, Richie, Eddie is a very nice boy
Richie: No mom, I mean, I really like Eddie
Went: We heard you the first time, sweetie. You have a homosexual attraction to Eddie
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#maggie tozier#wentworth tozier#tozier family#reddie#source: american dad
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Nora: *jumps up on couch* Come on, Pyrrha! Let’s go show the corrupt fascists running this city that we’re not going to take it anymore!
Pyrrha: Um…okay…?
Nora: No, not like that! Get angry! Bring out your inner socioeconomic outrage against a corrupt system!
Nora: Repeat after me: we’re gonna stick it to the man!
Pyrrha: We…we’re going to…stick it to the man…?
Nora: Come on, be more intense! Turn it up a couple notches! A thousand percent more!
Pyrrha: We’re going to stick it to the man.
Nora: More! A thousand percent!
Pyrrha: WE’RE GONNA STICK IT TO THE F****** MAN!!!!
Nora: *peeks out from behind the couch* Maybe dial it back ten percent.
Pyrrha: Sorry!
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FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy!
FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.
#canon.#borderlands#borderlands 3#fl4k the beastmaster#incorrect borderlands quotes#source: american dad#submission#submitted by anonymous
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Azula: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY MONTH!?!
Ursa: Honey, that's the glory of being a woman.
Azula: I'm not using that stuff! I'm never using it!
[ Azula tries to sit down on the one white piece of furniture they have in the palace. ]
Ursa & Ozai: NO!
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*Simon and Fionna arguing*
Gary: I gotta say, I don't buy them as a couple. One's this macho alpha surging with testosterone, and then there's Simon.
Marshall: Well, they seem to be working it out.
*Simon and Fionna making out*
Fionna: I'M GONNA PUT A BABY IN YOU!
#adventure time fionna and cake#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon x fionna#fionna x simon#petribell#simonna#marshall lee#gary prince#prince gumball#simon petrikov#fionna campbell#fionna the human#adventure time incorrect quotes#source: american dad
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Rose: You’re the alien? But they said you’d be bigger. And with claws.
Kanaya: Oh I’ve Got Claws. That Outfit Of Yours Is Hideous. See? Kitty Can Scratch.
#submission#source: American Dad#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#mod terezi#i swear if this is gonna be another family guy submitter situation i'll need you to square up in the st paul denny's parking lot for a fight#i will maul seth mcfarlane like a feral badger
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Narcissa: *to Bellatrix* Is it true that you can make Rodolphus do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?
#hp fandom#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#narcissa malfoy#bellatrix lestrange#rodolphus lestrange#source: american dad
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Is it true that you can make Coulson do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?
Daisy (to May)
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Kaminari: Sero, here he comes! [slaps Bakugou when he walks in] Take that, sir! Behold! A grown man weeping like a-!
Bakugou: [breaks a chair over his head and continues to walk past]
Sero: That was your plan to make him cry?!
Kaminari: [sniffling]
Sero: Are YOU crying?!
Kaminari: Yes I’m crying!! He hit me with a chair!!
#Bakusquad#Denki Kaminari#Katsuki Bakugou#Hanta Sero#Katsuki Bakugo#Kaminari Denki#Bakugou Katsuki#Sero Hanta#Bakugo Katsuki#Kaminari#Bakugou#Sero#Bakugo#source: American Dad
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[After the first date]
Hangman: *sighs* I've had such a wonderful night, but I hope you understand, I-I can't let you come inside.
Rooster: I respect that.
Hangman: *batting his eyelashes* So, you can either do it on my back or my feet.
Rooster: *faints*
#jake is gonna be the death of bradley#too much for bradley's heart - i can't blame him#hangster#sereshaw#incorrect quotes#source: american dad#hangaroo#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#top gun: maverick#rooster#hangman#hangman x rooster#rooster x hangman#roohang#rooshang#jake seresin x bradley bradshaw#bradley bradshaw x jake Seresin#hangman top gun#rooster top gun
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Never mess with an Exalt's family
#fire emblem#fire emblem awakening#nintendo#fe awakening#chrom#chrobin#robin#fe morgan#fe lucina#f!robin#m!morgan#f!morgan#exalt family#twin morgans#chrobin family#source: american dad
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Ben *to Pennywise*: You’re the alien? But they said you’d be bigger. And with claws
Pennywise: Oh I’ve Got Claws. That Outfit Of Yours Is Hideous. See? Kitty Can Scratch
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#ben hanscom#pennywise it#pennywise#source: american dad
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S/I at F/O: You are ugly, smelly, not fun, and just my type. Tell me what I have to do to make you fall in love with me.
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*Ren is in strades truck...i think idk what kinda car he owns where he finds a small bag of white powder he inspects it he sniffs the bag*
Ren:...he wouldn't..
*he sticks some of it on his finger and licks it*
Ren:no...he couldn't!
*he dumps the bag out and bends out of view as very aggressive snorting can be heard off camera as he shoots back up*
Ren:IT'S COCAINE!!
#boyfriend to death strade#btd#btd strade#boyfriend to death#strade#ykmet#ykmet strade#strade btd#strade ykmet#strade boyfriend to death#ren btd#boyfriend to death ren#btd ren#ren boyfriend to death#ren hana#source: american dad
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