Y/N: We have to leave, I kissed Natasha again.
Jennifer: What? Already? What happened?
Y/N: I don’t know! It all happened so fast and it was a unisex bathroom! Emphasis on the sex!
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Dick: Look, Wally and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.
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[about pierre]
roo: how could he do that?
lando: he’s french?
roo: and not tell me?
lando: he’s french?
roo: what a jerk.
lando: “fronch?”
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[Threatening the Villains]
Pythor: You wouldn’t be that cruel.
Jay: Relax, we could never be that cruel.
Cole: But Kai sure could.
Kai [walking in]: Well, well, well!
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Jason : " I win! "
Tim : " It's therapy, there are no winners or losers."
Jason : " Sounds like something a loser would say."
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Robin: I kissed Vickie.
Steve: What? When?
Robin: She came by the apartment right after you left.
Steve: I was only gone for 20 minutes. What’d you do, shine a bat symbol on your vagina?
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Eddie: I am such a bad judge of character
Bill: Of course you are, I'm your best friend
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[Hangman joins Phoenix and Rooster at the Hard Deck]
Phoenix: What do you eat?
Hangman: I texted my order in on the way.
Rooster: Hey, baby. I got your text. Did you get my erotic haiku?
Hangman: *smirks* I did. Did you get the picture I sent of me and the dustbuster?
Rooster: *frowns* No, I didn't.
[Hangman checks his phone, alarmed]
Hangman: *grimaces* Oh, no, Mav!
[Rooster pales]
[Phoenix sighs and massages her temples]
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Bakugou: Now I feel like everyone’s starting at my chest area!
Yaoyorozu: Well welcome to my life every day since I was 9.
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Jake: You need to react when people cry.
Drew: I did react I rolled my eyes?
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Y/N: We have to leave, I kissed Wanda again.
Yelena: What? Already? What happened?
Y/N: I don’t know! It all happened so fast and it was a unisex bathroom! Emphasis on the sex!
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What actually happened when Sirius introduced James to Regulus:
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crutchie: you need to react when people cry.
albert: i did, i rolled my eyes.
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Lando: guess what, everyone. I have a secret.
Alex: you’re a woman trapped in a man’s body?
Lando: no
George: you’re a man trapped in a woman’s body?
Lando: no
Roo: you’re a little boy trapped in a little girl’s body?
Lando: i am a man in a man’s body!
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Cole: You look so pretty today that I forgot how bad your personality is.
Kai: Aw, thanks, Cole.
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Chuuya : "I'm surprised."
Dazai : "That I showed up ?"
Chuuya :" No, that you're still alive."
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