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sandrasoapbox · 1 year

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Peter 3 went to pick up Toddler Peter 1 at his daycare but he went missing.

Peter 3, to toddler Michelle: Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Pete? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?

Toddler Michelle: A white man broke in today.

Peter 3, a white man: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!

Toddler Michelle: Nothing.

Peter 3: Typical!

Turns out Peter 3 forgot that it's Peter 2's day off so he can pick up Toddler Peter 1 and Toddler Michelle was being a troll.

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Bruce: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Tim: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

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moondustinfj · 2 months

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Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

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afrancoisehardysong · 2 months

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Natasha: I'm so sorry we put you in the middle of this Carol. But I'm also glad you were here.

Carol: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.

Rhodes: Welcome to the Avengers compound.

Tony: [pops champagne]

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months

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Paladin: Warlock is a good person, if you ignore all the things they do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things they do by accident.

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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Price, sighing: Bad news, Team. We're stranded.

Sweetheart: WHAT!?! NOOOOO WE CANT STAY HERE WE NEED TO LEAVE

Alex: Sweetheart--

Sweetheart, franticly pacing: The WEREWOLVES come out at night, man.

Sweetheart: I DONT WANT NO BODY TO EAT ME

Sweetheart: I GOT THICK THIGHS

Sweetheart, pointing: I GOT A FAT ASS AND TITS MAN

Gaz, worried: Relax!

Sweetheart, flailing her arms: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND NO ONES GONNA FIND OUR BODIES

Price: Come 'ere.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Price, pulling her in for a hug: You're having a nervous breakdown.

Sweetheart, whining and crying immediately:

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fireflaked · 13 days

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jesper: we're worried about you, kaz

kaz: you're worried about me?

wylan: we're worried you're not going to make it

kaz: make it to what?

inej: just in general, because you don't take care of yourself

#lmao #incorrect six of crows #source: new girl #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck

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ironmandeficiency · 9 months

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bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

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daisy-mooon · 7 months

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"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does #now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance #im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS #annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men #this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women #black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai #does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character.#annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance #movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc #i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look #like. you guys really missed the point here.#anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2 #GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist!#rant over sorry #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo show #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #discourse #shitpost #percy jackson show #pjo discourse #riordanverse

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Tim: We are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.

Duke: Or as I like to call it, Friday.

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moondustinfj · 2 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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gardentool · 15 days

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Nanami: Satoru said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.

Y/N: What?

Gojo: One time.

Y/N: What?!

Gojo: I thought about something hot and your face just appeared. Okay, by the way, like I'm the only one. Suguru told me it happened to him, like, like, a bunch of times.

Geto: Nanami, you told me the first week you got back to Jujutsu High, you had a sex dream about Y/N, and they had raccoon hands.

Nanami: Dreams do not count.

Y/N: You've all thought about me while self-completing?!

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m0th-g0th0 · 18 days

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I have another piece of translation trivia for you pathologic nutsos

In English, on the night of day 3, Artemy can mention to Lara that he "Served as a medic for a while", refering to his brief military service.

*extremely incorrect loud buzzer*

He doesn't say "medic", or even "combat medic" in Russian. He uses the word Фельдшер, or Feldsher, which is a very specific thing.

A Feldsher is (or rather was) a mid-level (that is, without university education) medical practitioner. They don't have the same authority as doctors, but can perform certain operations or diagnostics. Historically, it was a non-combative position in the Russian Army and fleet. They even made a labor union in 1905!

It gives historical context to the entire setting, because Feldshers are mostly assossiated with the late 19th to early 20th century - the term is anachronistic (I guess that's why it was omitted in English) Edit: The term is still generally used in Russia, as pointed out in the comments, though the current and historical meaning are slightly different. We still have some Feldshers in Poland, as the only country in the EU where that position is legally recognized.

It also makes so much sense, given Artemy's situation - he never finished university but did have some prior knowlegde, so it would be reasonable for him to serve, as it was a common practice back then.

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #artemy burakh #мор утопия #evey day means more hatered towards the english translation of this game #but its also so fun to discover all that #by discover i mean doing the bare minimum of consuming art as it was intended by the creator #without filtering it through the lense of a different language #which creates a completely new and often wrong understanding of the source material #girls when they learn a new language just to experience art in its purest form

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 2 months

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Edwina: One day, you could be a mother.

Kate: One day? I am a mother.

Edwina: IT’S A DOG, KATE!

Kate: HE’S MY BLOOD!!!

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its-a-show-stoppin-number · 9 months

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Jamie: Hey Coach, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Isaac: Coach are you going for a run?

Ted: *nods*

Trent: Have fun!

Keeley: Oh my god what is wrong with Ted, Trent?

Rebecca: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?

Trent: Ted is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Ted

Sam: He only goes running if he’s upset

Colin: And he’s wearing his sad hoodie

Zoreaux: and by the looks of it, it’s been washed

Dani: which is bone chilling

Trent: He’s fine, everything’s okay

Beard: I JUST PASSED TED ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD

Trent: Maybe I was wrong

Beard: TED! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU

Trent: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Roy: That’s fair

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