Charlie: Alastor! I believe we may have a new guest, Miss L/N.
Y/N: Y/N. (to Alastor) Isn't he a lady killer!
Alastor: Acquitted.
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Derek: This is Eli. He’s at that special age when a boy only has one thing on his mind.
Stiles: Girls?
Eli: Homicide.
Stiles: That's my boy!
(source: Sh4d0w_ice Twitter)
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Bianca: Wednesday your new boyfriend is a ladykiller
Y/N: (laughs) acquitted!
Wednesday embraces her love…
Bianca:
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When Hargreeves siblings met Sissy
Klaus: Five is at that special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.
Sissy, not aware of Five's actual age: *smiles* Girls?
Five, annoyed: Homicide.
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💚: Leyley is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Friend B: Boys?
🩷: Homicide.
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Ballister: Nimona is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Ambrosius: Other girls?
Nimona: Homicide.
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Bruce: Damian is at that special age where there's only one thing on his mind.
Dick: Girls?
Damian: Homicide.
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King, watching Katakuri sleep: Look at her.
King: I would die for her.
King: I would Kill for her.
King: Either way, what bliss.
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Hawks: [to Dabi about joining the PLF] I’m just like any modern pro hero trying to have it all. Loving protege, a successful hero agency. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
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Tommy, to Alfie: You'll meet someone, someone very special, someone who won't press charges.
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Violet: Hyacinth is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Daphne: Boys?
Hyacinth: Homicide.
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Marinette: Dare I ask Adrien to dinner?
Marinette: What if he says no?!
Marinette, terrified: WHAT IF HE SAYS YES?!?!
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I feel like this one works both ways for them but judging by Clarice and Hannibal’s age differences, Hannibal would actually be the one to ask Clarice that question.
Hannibal: “So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?”
Clarice: “Forever!”
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Shinigami: Do you believe in the existence of evil?
Karai: Did you meet my father?
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