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@lady-raziel and markiplier they’re back at it again wirh top foolery
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where's the sour patch they get the kids from
It’s a spot in Bavaria known to locals as “Der Saurerort.” Legend has it that in 1813, Napoleon’s army conscripted several thousand men from the region to fight in his disastrous Russian campaign. None returned.
Of those thousands, many were fathers or fathers-to-be. Their children were raised in orphanages, or left to take care of their families as the men of the house despite being only months old, as per the gender norms of ancient Europe and most of modern Texas. They were called “The Bitter Children” or the “Sons of the Sour Patch.”
This is irrelevant to the candy however, as the factory that makes Sour Patch Kids had already been there since 1603. History is full of coincidences.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months
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I was eating a bag of sour patch kids but it was some special edition Spider-Man one. I pulled out a Gwen Stacy one and it was delicious.
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itgirlied · 3 months
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✿  ˚   ≋   🍭﹐  ◍  ✤  ⸝
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goobersplat · 1 year
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Sour Patch Kid Pillows
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sew-much-to-do · 4 months
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DIY Sour Patch Grapes - Healthier than the Candy!
With only two ingredients, these candied grapes come together in seconds and taste like you threw deliciously tart green grapes into the machines at the Sour Patch Candy factory!
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starmothgirl · 7 months
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I have a question for owl house fans:
According to a tweet, a sour patch could kill a pilgrim. Pilgrims are from the 17th century. Belos is from the 17th century. That leads to me questioning: would a sour patch kill Belos?
My thoughts are loud and questioning
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You can't sit there and tell me Percy Jackson, the kid who loves Blue Food, didn't flip out when Sour Patch Kids got Blue Raspberry in 2014.
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POV: you're an autistic person eating any multicolored candy
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amethyst-marshmallow · 4 months
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what if sour patch kids started selling bigger sour patch kids and called them sour patch adults
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Has anyone told @markiplier or @lady-raziel about these monstrosities yet?
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generalsarma · 7 months
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Cereal Experiment Lain
yes i know easy joke but i needed a reason to draw lain
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yourtwistedlies · 8 months
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i knew there was a reason i’ve always liked sour patch kids
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months
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I paid for an old-timey yellow lollipop with 20 sour patch kids.
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littlethingsmart · 1 year
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