#sorry i don't make the rules

[eemryss]

YES THEY DO!! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

#911 #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #buddie #911edit #* #that was an active choice he made #he could've cleared up the misunderstanding but he didn't #so now you two have to get married #sorry i don't make the rules #*gifs #*911 #100+

[tyquu]

girl help, people are asking about the shirtless Kanan art stash.

#kanan jarrus #star wars #Uhm uhm uhm #if ur curious abt the background babble kanan is gender queer to me so #she her and he him #sorry i don't make the rules #do i need to tag shirtless?? #shirtless

[alicerovai]

D A M N I T

“…hi”

#say something better than lokius #it doesn’t exist #sorry i don't make the rules #loki #lokius #marvel #loki series

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Qsmp Korean audience I need you to know right now that you have a duty to this community. Once you are here, it is your job to share your culture by teaching the rest of us every single swear word and insult that exists in your language

#its part of the tax #sorry I don't make the rules #liveblogging #mcyt #qsmp

[robotclownindulgence]

This is what transformers with faceplates look when they're drinking their silly little energon cubes btw

#it's eather that or tailgate's cursed garbage disposal mouth under there #sorry i don't make the rules #transformers #maccadam #resi.txt

[localguy2]

As a community we need to more recognise Zane's or PIXAL's potentials to drive like absolute maniacs if they or the others are late for something.

No they don't get a single ticket because they've memorised the location of every Camara on the road, or they delete the evidence.

#ninjago #zane julien #pixal borg #Sorry I don't make the rules #Zane and PIXAL will floor it down the road at mach 10 if there's only like 15 minutes left #Everyone collectively starts praying to the first master when this happens #And yes their clothes and appearances have been ruined more then once because of it

[bottleblondebeachbabe]

#dead by daylight #dbd survivor #jake park #nea karlsson #elodie rakoto #felix richter #dbd legion #quentin smith #ghostface #claudette morel #kate denson #ace visconti #dwight fairfield #amanda young #incorrect quotes #name any dbd character and they smoke weed #sorry i don't make the rules

[caitlynmeow]

If you want to get the murderer in Donna to pop out, all you have to do is mention pineapple on pizza, and you'll meet a whole different individual.

#sorry i don't make the rules #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #donna beneviento #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #headcanon

[captain-stede]

Happy one month anniversary to the greatest kiss in the history of tv shows, cinema and streaming platforms

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #blackbeard #rhys darby #taika waititi #24.03.2022 - 24.04.2022 #it's midnight already in my time zone ok #happy one month anniversary to the kiss that lives in my mind rent free 24/7 #not even joking this is THE BEST kiss ever #sorry i don't make the rules #rhys and taika... taika and rhys... babies you did it for us #things i post #1k #2k #3k #The Kiss™️ #4k

[samijey]

Jey tried to get Sami to do the arm thing with him 🥺🥺

#sami zayn #jey uso #wwe #samijey #wweedit #jeysami #stuff i made #this counts as flirting btw #sorry i don't make the rules

[mppmaraudergirl]

lily evans has thousands of freckles and james potter has memorized every single one of them

#sorry i don't make the rules #jily #jple #lily evans potter #james potter #makes me want to write a lil fic about all the different ways he discovered them over the years

[figsbass]

every time someone draws calliope petrichor without her canonical "pouchy tummy" an angel dies in heaven

#sorry i don't make the rules #this is just a fact of life #naddpod #calliope petrichor #ba2mia

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #flashing gif #* #me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it #guess who won #BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive #sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man #keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you #LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY #I AM SO HAPPY #SMILEY BOY #free serotonin #me 5'4": i will pick him up #i love an old man #stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them #sorry i don't make the rules #if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them #i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros #forearms are so important #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #bout to become little red riding hood #the second and last 2 gifs #put that thing back where it came from or so help me #!!!!!!!!!!!

[grimalkhiindi]

Kazurei definitely use 'dude,' 'man,' and 'bro' romantically.

#every time i see kazuki call rei dude or man or bro in the subs #all i'm seeing is a hopelessly in love man calling his partner pet names #they're in love #sorry i don't make the rules #kazurei #buddy daddies

[the-movie-that-was-never-made]

Ok let me clear this up:

The primary responsibility of the husband is to snuggle with his wife when she is cold, even if, and I would say especially if it is the morning and they should be getting up instead.

The primary responsibility of the wife is to Be Snuggled and Warmed.

#sorry i don't make the rules #it's just the natural order of things

[cynical-canidae]

I need a research study done on the fact all of the sexiest/coolest people stan both the 12th AND 13th Doctors.

#kris shut up #people who have 12 and 13 as their faves are the coolest most talented #sorry i don't make the rules #doctor who #the doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #peter capaldi #jodie whittaker #they are the bestests!!!!