#sorry i couldn't help it

[bulliestrolls]

Center actually betrays his sister to save Floyd

That damn Center!

#Sorry I couldn't help it

[missmako-chan]

Gira accidental declaration of love?

#kingohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #king ohger #giramie #sorry i couldn't help it #ant sword asks

[bvlladonnas]

open / @valpostart location / the main stage, watching our girl, jennifer

" ... she's not very good, is she ? " oliver's tone is observational, eyes gazing upon the stage with more curiosity than anything else. he's almost kind of confused — he swears she was good, at a point. but the more he listens to her voice the more he thinks that he should drink more wine and also find a more fun activity, " i thought she was good. i had the biggest crush on her when i was younger, so — rose-colored glasses, maybe ? hm. "

#valpohqstart #valpohqevent #valpoevent001 #* ic / oliver. #sorry i couldn't help it

[asherlockstudy]

um im just scrolling through the streamys tag and i saw your posts and i thought "oh they seem cool i wonder what the blog is like"... then i went scrolling and you mentioned link coming out??? huh??? (i haven't watched gmm in like years year years) you seem like a level headed person to ask.... link is... gay? did this happen recently??? i am so confused but i know that if i google im gonna get garbage results. so yeah

Hello! Sorry for the late reply, hope you get to see this.

The answer is... yes and no. While there isn't anything explicit / certain / definite over all this time, it seems there is some restlessness on their side, with several projects such as their recent scripted videos, but also as far back as Hazel, the GMEs and Ear Biscuits that point towards the possibility of them taking a very slow, long way towards this direction, especially Link. In fact it seems like Link can't stand being in the closet anymore but Rhett dreads leaving it. That's my general impression.

While I might be considered the most stark supporter of this theory around here (or at least the one who verbalizes it the most), a few days ago more people started considering it thanks to a moment during GME where Link did something very close to a coming-out.

In case you haven't watched any of the GMEs, GME (Good Mythical Evening) is a paid live show they do once a year, which is like the strictly adult version of GMM. There, strong references to sex are allowed and they also drink enough to get inebriated and foul language is also allowed to some degree.

All that on its own would be already a lot to consider, but GME has also strong homoerotic traits since Rhett and Link play a lot with their ship there. Last year, they re-enacted rhink fics where they were having sex (basically handjobs?), I don't remember exactly. And they acted LIKE they were doing it. This year, they took it up a notch and Rhett actually sucked Link's nipple, among other things. And I mean, he really did it. For a few seconds. But he did it...properly. Don't ask me why they do this stuff. I don't know. I think nobody knows. I am just presenting you the facts so I can give you an idea about what is going on.

So, during a game in this latest GME, this dialogue took place regarding what the act of "docking" is:

Rhett: I was right! It is a gay thing! Stevie: Whaaat? I mean, well, Link also agreed with your answer so... Rhett: We both get points! Hold on, though... one guy needs to be circumcised. Link: Yeah you only need one circumcision for docking. Stevie: Oh you're asking ME? Rhett: I think..... I don't know a lot about this but I think only one guy needs to be uncircumcised. Link: Do you think docking actually happens? Because I don't think docking increases pleasure. Rhett: I don't know, man. I can't do it, man. My parents didn't give me a choice. They just circumcised me, man. Link: I know, but even after you're circumcised, you can try. Rhett: With someone who's not circumcised...... And also, I am not gay. Link: Hey, that's okay. It's okay. Rhett: Yeah, I mean, it's cool to not be gay! Link: No, it's not "cool"- Rhett: No, it's "okay" to not be gay! By "cool" I meant it is "okay" to not be gay! Link: But just go ahead and explain yourself completely. Rhett: But I might do it for scientific purposes! Link: This is what I wish you would do when I say something stupid. Rhett: If they needed to figure it out, if two scientists wanted to figure out whether two guys need to be uncircumcised, I'd be like "okay", I mean, I'd check with my wife first. Link: Yeah, but just say it is equally cool to be gay. Rhett: It is cool to be whatever you wanna be. Link: Yeah. Exactly. It's cool to be whatever you need, you want to be, you are. It's cool to be who you are. That's what I am deriving. Rhett: Yeah, that's the coolest you can be, to just be who you are. Right, Stevie? Link: I, you know what, I feel like, Stevie, I feel like I have been on a journey. Stevie: Okay. Rhett: Yeah. Link: To know- to figure out who I am. Rhett (mutters): Yeah, yeah, right. Link: And it's extremely rewarding, challenging and- Rhett: But we won't be docking later... Link: And..... rewarding. And we wanna- Yeah... can you... I was saying something important. Rhett: Because we're both circumcised. Link: Yes, but we are not gonna be docking later. Rhett: Right, because we're both circumcised. Link: But you can be circumcised and still have enough of a skin left after the circumcision to dock... In Good Mythical More we are gonna answer questions from the crew and we 're gonna have conversations about - (meanwhile Rhett talks simultaneously and almost over him about unimportant docking musings) Link: ...Right, so if you are not gonna come to Good Mythical More, please you can still get a ticket, join us for Good Mythical More, but for now we're gonna move on. Rhett (sarcastically): Don't you want more of this? Link: In the More. Stevie moves on with the game.

So, what happens next, Link also had two-three more moments when he seemed to consider talking about something and Rhett explicitly told him "Whatever it is you want to say, just keep it to yourself" and also in another moment "You can tell your Uber driver on your way home but not here".

During the More, at which Link hinted, there was a red box with nosy questions asked from the crew. Rhett was the one taking the questions and reading them. He chose to not read loudly and thus answer at least two questions, even though he pulled them out of the box.

Link eventually did not make any more similar statements.

You should also know that a couple of weeks ago, during the GME promo, Link had said that one reason we should watch the GME show was that he might even make an emotional speech before its end.

Another thing, the last months Link has also expressed in interviews and even in a college graduation that it is important to find who you are and explore your identity, addressing this especially to young adults. He always seems emotionally charged when he does it.

That's it. To me it just seems like there's one explanation only, but I will leave you to your own conclusions.

And one last detail. Rhett did everything in his power to not let Link finish what he started - almost bullied him out of it. Despite all that, notice what he said. While Link was trying to say whatever he was trying to say, Rhett said:

But we're not gonna be docking later.................. because we're both circumcised.

And he repeated the explanation once more.

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#rhink #rhett and link #randl #gme3 #gme 3 #gme 2023 #mythical #good mythical evening #thanks for thinking i am level headed #yet apparently a few people here think i am wild #i am not complaining at all i never had many problems #i have got a bunch of very good tumblr peeps around me here #however i don't deny i am amused at the idea of some people #taking this dialogue and sticking it to their ass #sorry i couldn't help it #don't bother with my mini rant anon #you rock #anon #mail

[mightymizora]

“To view you is to view a work of art, created by the finest sculptor. I cannot seem to tear my eyes away, the work is so exquisite.” sounds like some cheesy stuff Wyll would say (all of them do tbh), sooo number 11 for Wyllach?

She's finally fucking got him.

It took a proposal, sure, and actually that's bloody brilliant and she's so happy she could die, but it also means she's taking his clothes off and laying him down on the bed that she's hired for the night, away from anybody else, and...

When she looks down on him. Well. After so long waiting, it stills her. She can't take her eyes off of him.

"It seems rather unfair that I'm the only one unclothed, Karlach."

"Hm. Oh. Right."

She practically trips over her boots trying to get everything off as quickly as she can (why were there so many godsdamned buckles on these trousers anyway?) but finally, finally, she's ready and she reaches out to him and.

"Hold on, my love."

She freezes. She doesn't know what to do. If she has to wait any longer she might actually, like literally, combust.

"I just want to look at you. Just for a moment."

Wyll sits up and takes one of her hands in his, kissing it with reverence as his eye takes in all of her. "You are a work of art, you know. Crafted by the finest sculptor."

She can't help but laugh. "That's a great line. But I can't help but feel we would have had a lot less problems if people had been less keen to sculpt me."

He looks mortified, so she eases his worry with a kiss. "Maybe less words, hey love? Let me stop that mouth of yours."

#wyllach #wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate #sorry I couldn't help it #bg3

[soaps-mohawk]

I feel like a whole new person lol

New pericings yesterday, new clothes and shoes today with tax money 💰

AND I GOT A GIANT PEEP PLUSHY

I'm living right now (if this is annoying I will stop, I'm just excited that my life isn't shit rn)

-🦇

You go bat anon!!!! You really said new year, new you huh??? 😄

It's not annoying!! I love seeing people living their best lives!!!! Reminds me there's still some good in the world 💚

#you go glen coco #sorry i couldn't help it #i was listening to the mean girls soundtrack last night lol #ignore that #answered

[fluentisonus]

hi omnes lingua, institutis, legibus inter se differunt.

#sorry I couldn't help it #thoughts

[captainknell]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

#meme #louis nicolas davout #marshal davout #the partridge story #peep peep peep #sorry i couldn't help it

[airlocksandaviaries]

Steve: yeah basically my dad is never around but when he is he pushes me to do stuff I hate and he's homophobic :(

Eddie: gosh your dad SUCKS. You know what I'm gonna be you new dad now. And your mom. Your dadmom. your... dom.

Eddie: WAIT SHIT NO-

Eddie: FORGET I SAID THAT

Steve:

Steve: ...daddy? 😏

Eddie: 😳 Harrington I swear to gOD-

#stranger things #steddie #incorrect quotes #source: that one tumblr post #sorry i couldn't help it #😂

[teddybasmanov]

Well, Blake, that's some real shady business you've got there.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #sorry I couldn't help it

[moonstone-vibe]

"C'est fini." - Herbert Bruckner (SAS: Rogue Heroes ep.6)

Also, spot the differences

#sas rogue heroes #shitpost #herbert bruckner #sorry i couldn't help it #sas shitposts

[brighteststar707]

*Nobody was surprised by that*

#sorry I couldn't help it #that being said the chat was almost cute today #finally a bit of personality #faye plays the ssum #the ssum #the ssum spoilers

[poppiesandpromises]

Hello poppy I have question do you still reply anons?

No.

#Sorry i couldn't help it #Thanks for the ask #thanks for the ask! #Its all jokes #Not all of them all the time #Sorry it got a little crazy for awhile

[nightiingaled]

@sorrowsick yan, instantly distracted: TELL ME EVERYTHING

"I mean there's not a lot to it really. Brother died, I tried to get him brought back - okay so I kind of murdered him, but he tried to murder me first. Very complicated. Anyway - But the demon just got all panicked on me and ran. Next one did the same thing. Finally one told me to that no demon would make a deal with me. My soul was....well it wasn't sellable, let's say that."

#♜ ic ⇾ mel. #sorrowsick #sorry i couldn't help it #yan please enjoy

[fabioquartararhoe]

serge is not in the squad cause his hips don’t lie

#sorry i couldn't help it #meli talks shit

[luck-and-larceny]

Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.

Kinda looks like you two do, @damien-ward and @unabashedrebel.

#ffxiv #asks #answers #lol! #Sorry I couldn't help it #The only two I've been asked so far are from you two (thanks!) and they are the same #My hands were tied! #:D