#sorry i couldn't help

[marubien]

Hello! I just found your blog through that scan of a comic where Mulan makes a wind chime. I was searching for a specific one from the same magazine. It was a comic where there was a fashion show and Mulan took a white cloth and left lipstick marks all over it to make a hanfu. It was so cool to me, I recently remembered about it and I think it definitely impacted my love for fashion nowadays haha, so it'd be cool to see it again. Anyway, thank you and sorry for bothering!

Hi, nice that you came by to ask. Unfortunately I do not have that specific comic though, but I put another fashion related comic under the "read more" as a consolation gift if you will.

#disney #mulan #princess magazines #comic #ask #thanks for asking #sorry I couldn't help

[akaihibana]

*snooch*

" i didn't know you had a thing for dead people traveler "

#stcllariis #crack . #SORRY I COULDN'T HELP #*kisses your face tho tiff * #also the way i didn't know wtf this word meant for a sec and the things that it came up as made me laugh #i don't think you mean * vagina * tho just a thought

[the---hermit]

Hey love✨

Can you tell me about asc conjunct pluto and asc square lilith? I have these two aspects on my chart🌚

Not to mention that my lilith reigns in the eighth house🍃

What do you think about the appearance and characteristics? Thank you !! 🤍

Hello! I am sorry to disappoint you but I don't know anythimg about astrology and charts. It's a super fascinating subject, but I'm a huge ignorant on the matter so I can't be of help. There's some great witchy blogs on here so I trust you'll find someone more skilled than me to help you, I hope you'll have a great day and good luck with your research!! 💜🌿

#astrology is really one of the things i know less about #i have quite a bit of witchy knowledge but i lack any skill with that #it's very fascinating but also very complicated i think #sorry i couldn't help #ask #asked #answred #asks #cris speaks #mine #the---hermit

[lilredghost]

can i ask what music program you use? you mentioned before about downloading music to your pc, so i was wondering what software you use to listen to and organize it.

Oh yeah I made this downloader specifically for that purpose but honestly uhhh I don't use a specific software. I've just been cleaning the file titles and adding an artist and album name to things as I go and that's been decent enough for organization on my laptop cause I can just click on an album and play it in the windows media player.

But on mobile (android) I'm totally looking for recommendations tbh. A lot of media players have either a ridiculous amount of popup/banner ads or they scrape data off your phone....

#Sorry I couldn't help #Let me know if you find something good :) #Asks

[cheekylittlepupp]

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion gif #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #yeah im sorry i couldn't help myself lmao #mims posts ~ #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 astarion #why DOES THIS FIT HIM SO MUCH #my gifs ~

[mwagneto]

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

#found it last night and it's the funniest thing ive ever seeeeeen it made me laugh so #much i couldn't stop coughing for hours afterwards but it was literally worth it. help mee #kei te mare tonu ahau :( it's been over a weeeeek smashes phone #te reo māori #aotearoa #barking #sorry for 2 a/otearoa posts within 24 hours i try to limit it to like once a month at most so i #dont seem insane but these were both relevant rn🙈 #once a month thing is a joke i dont count it but like. yknow #languages #te wiki o te reo māori

[gotchibam]

Espeon, Dusk Lycanroc, and Sylveon ko-fi doodle for Kaitlyn!

I'm accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

#artists on tumblr #pokemon #espeon #dusk lycanroc #sylveon #gotchibam arts #ko-fi doodle #thank you sm for the request!! <3 #i'm sorry this took so long ;_; #been having an art block for the past week so I couldn't finish any doodle #I think i'm getting back to it now tho esp. since the weather here is cooler now #w/c helps a lot (the past days has been terribly hot so yeah) #anyways i'll get back to ppl's msgs soon!! #also need to update stuff for my kofi members >_< #i'm getting behind a lot of stuff but I hope u guys can be patient w/ me ;o;

[aweega]

#SORRY. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF I GOT EXCITED #songs from the first poll NOT included as much as it pains me

[loveydovey-leviathan]

(for your recent post)

hmmm how about mal and reader were having an argument or sumn then he's like " hmph let's not talk to each other for now >:( " so you grant him some space/or silent treatment and mal is like dramatically waiting for u to talk to him for HOURS in his room just brooding there and when he realize you're still ignoring him, he's like a pathetic sad wet cat needy for ur attention now bcs he couldn't stand being apart from u.

im sorry for the basic ass idea lol 😭 im just a sucker for silent treatment scenarios like this

malleus x gn! reader

a/n: written as romantic -> FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, IM A SUCKER FOR THESE TOO 😔😔 hope i did this justice

.

one of the many things malleus adores about you is your stubbornness. the way you don't back down against what you think is wrong is something that will always set him ablaze with admiration for you.

though he doesn't quite like it when that pride is directed at him.

he's realizing this now when scornful words are spat between the two of you in the living room of ramshackle. clouds and lighting are beginning to gather as a response to his irritation and annoyance. he doesn't even know what this silly argument was even about or why it started in the first place, and unfortunately, malleus can be just as stubborn as can be.

"since you insist on being childish, i think it's best for us to not talk for a while," he isn't even looking at you as he says this, so when he disappears into pretty green firelights, he misses the hurt expression on your face as he leaves.

this is stupid, you think, but you bite your lip in worry as you walk upstairs and lay in bed, grim beside you snoring away. you said things you didn't mean so perhaps it's best to give him space, though how long that will go on is unknown to you since your lovely dragon is a fae with a rather skewed perception of time... whatever, he knows where to find you as soon as he decides he's comfortable enough to talk this out.

unbeknownst to you, malleus is now brooding in his room, lying face down on his pillow. the clouds around nrc have gotten worse, static brushing against the air as he waits for a phone call from you. preferably a sincere apology since he obviously deserves it after the things you've said.

...

well, he supposes it wasn't entirely your fault. he uttered words all to anger you as you did him, though none of them were true. you weren't childish, the opposite in fact-- having to take care of that first-year duo and that cat you're always hanging out with, taking precious time away when you could be stroking his hair and kissing his hands and petting his horns. as you do.

that's another thing he likes about you. even if you don't spend as much time together as he'd like, what you do to him is more than enough to compensate. you know he likes being kissed on the neck, you know he loves it when you take of his gloves and hold his hands, you know he loves when you lightly blow on his ear. you always look so happy when you do it too-- like seeing him smile makes you-

wait, isn't he supposed to be angry at you? he humphs and pouts when he realizes you still haven't called. he turns his head, eyebrows crossed and he stares at the phone on his desk. the only reason he learned how to use a phone was so you could contact him and send him texts and "memes" like you do with the rest of your friends.

he considers going to you himself but immediately shoves the idea away. he's still mad at you after all.

...

...

...

...

the clouds start pouring rain.

it isn't even the raging, storming kind-- the ones with howling winds and thunderous claps of lightning that illuminate the very sky. it's sad and cold that heavily drops on your already straining roof. your dampened mood worsens and you decide to get out of bed and make a hot drink to help you sleep.

you briefly glance at the alarm on your bedside table and see that it's 2:31 a.m., way too early to do anything at all.

just as you reach the bottom of the stairs, you hear 3 heavy knocks at the front door. any normal person would panic and call a friend for help, but your friends ace are usually the ones getting kicked out, so you figure something similar happened.

imagine your surprise when you see your boyfriend in all his 202 cm glory. his hair sticks to his face in an unfairly handsome way considering he's absolutely soaked, and somehow the look accentuates the pretty green hue of his eyes that have only ever looked at you like you were everything and more, even when he's angry at you.

...did he walk here?

you continue staring at him for a while and your realize that while your lover is incredibly beautiful- so much so the word beautiful could never begin to describe him- he is also very. pathetic. if only people knew how much of a wet cat he was. he even bumps his nose against yours as an act of affection sometimes.

and that fact is ever prominent right now. his arms are crosses and his lips are jutted in a cute pout, refusing to say a word.

"..."

"..."

"..."

you don't know what to do exactly, considering there isn't a manual for 'what to do when your draconic boyfriend stands outside your front door in the soaking rain while he remains completely silent', so you slowly turn and walk through ramshackle's living room and into your dainty little kitchen.

heavy footsteps follow close behind you, followed by a light thud of a closing door and the muffling of the rain. malleus continues to follow you when you boil enough water for two, when you take out your tea bags (gifted by kalim) and seep it into the water. you take the occasional glance here and there, wondering if you should speak before ultimately deciding against it. maybe he doesn't want to talk right now.

he sits closely next to you- so close your knees touch when you rest yourself on one of the seats against the table. your fingertips briefly touch when you pass him the newly brewed tea and it's almost like he wants to reach out to hold your hand, but he pulls away at the last second.

from there, you sit in silence. the heat of the mug spreads from your cold fingertips and you warm up as you drink your tea. already, your becoming tired. you look at mal once more and he still has that adorable pout on his face, but his eyebrows aren't as furrowed as before. usually, you'd gladly offer a cuddle during a rainy night, but tonight's been strange.

so when you try to leave your seat, a hand suddenly stops you. it's the first time he's looked you in the eyes the entire night and good god it's cute, lame and pitiful all at the same time. truly, a stray kitty in a box out in the rain begging for attention. his eyes look up at you in the saddest way possible and you swear you see a wet sheen-- and that damn pout that's going to be the fucking death of you one day is still there.

"i'm sorry," he mutters, and he shifts from one hand holding yours to two. "i can't stand being apart from you." the apology is blunt, honest and sincere, just like him.

you gently lift the hand he wasn't holding to his cheek and he nuzzles into it, closing his eyes as he enjoys your petting. something deep rumbles in his chest and you realize he's purring again.

"m' sorry too, mal. shouldn't have said what i said."

almost immediately, the heavy rain lessens before quickly coming to a stop. there's a smile on his face and the all-too-familiar, tell-tale blush on his cheeks. you place your finger under his chin and tilt his head before kissing him softly. he's dormant and still, like he's afraid of breaking this moment, but he tightens his grip on your hand like he's afraid you'll leave.

malleus chases your lips in hopes for more when you pull away all too soon. he's staring at you with a look as sweet and delicate as spun sugar.

"let's go to bed, mal."

he chuckles like he always does. "if you insist, my love." like he wasn't waiting, hoping you ask him.

#SORRY i couldn't help but make it soft at the end #im bad at writing crack sksk #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst x reader #twst crack #twst x yuu #twst x mc #twst x you #twst malleus #malleus draconia #malleus x you #malleus x reader #malleus x yuu #malleus fluff #malleus hcs #twst angst #malleus angst

[olessan]

live druid reaction

#presented without further commentary lol #i'm sorry I just couldn't help myself #Critical Role #CriticalRole #TLOVM #TLOVM spoilers #The legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #keyleth #keyleth of the air ashari #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #vex'halia #vexhalia #live slug reaction #memes #critical role memes #cr memes #Percy I love your stupid angry little blush #vex'ahlia

[taylachan]

"I asked the princess and Camilla Hect to kill me before Blood of Eden can do worse."

"Camilla said no. The princess said she would think about it. i am desperate."

#the locked tomb #tlt #artists on tumblr #art #coronabeth tridentarius #judith deuteros #jodybeth #yes I made coronabeth incredibly buff #i couldn't help myself #she is so hot #Sorry Judith

[whataboutthefish]

Do you have any Vesbert recs?

oh man, i'm sorry Nonny I am notoriously bad at bookmarking and I haven't been reading much fic since I dropped off the radar in 2020.

I just had a quick look at the Lambert/Vesemir tag in ao3 and there are a delightfully large amount of fics under that tag. So many more than the last time I checked.

And so many little!Lambert or daddy kink style fics, so you better believe imma be up in that tag a lot now i've got my mojo back.

I find a lot of vesbert content comes with other witcher pairings and it isn't always the main pairing.

You can browse my fics, I like to include vesbert content as much as possible because I love them so much although my only exclusive fic is non sexual age play littleverse.

But yeah since my hiatus those aren't all finished but they will be added to soon.

If you ever find ones you love please send them my way!

#sorry i couldn't help #vesbert #send your vesbert fics my way

[esprei]

he is indeed an idiot sandwich

#pokemon akari #pokemon volo #ginkgo guild volo #merchant volo #pokemon legends arceus #my art #i had drop everything i was doing and draw this as soon as i remembered it #actually never knew it was originally a gordon ramsay thing #the more you know sdlfkjfg #aaaanyway yeah sorry i couldn't help myself #just a funny little break in between other stuff

[localravenclaw]

MC: *staring longingly at Sebastian from across the Great Hall

MC: I can fix him.

Poppy: Girl, you are worse than him!

#i'm sorry i saw a meme and i couldn't help myself 🙈🙈🙈 #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #poppy sweeting

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord #and also my need to theologize everything #it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic #(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human) #truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo #lemon duck quacks #yeah this is funny #for the words! #one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy #but for now.... #anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp? #Christian and likely chronically iron deficient #i am very sorry if this is offensive #but you know #vampires

[nickgoesinsane]

hobie doing his eyeliner only for u to ruin it by fucking him so hard he cries,,,

Hobie will dedicate a few minutes of his time every day in front of the mirror making sure his eyeliner and lipstick are flawless. He makes it a point not to get the waterproof and smudge proof brands, simply because he loves the way they look once you’re done with him. There will be black lines trailing down his face, pathways marked by the overwhelmed tears dripping from his eyes when you pin him down and drill into him without abandon. He smiles, pleased, when he sees all the black lipstick stains he’s left on your body. On your mouth, your collarbones, down your stomach and around the base of your cock. You chuckle at the satisfaction on his face and lean in to kiss his sweaty forehead, pushing his wicks back as you use a wet cloth to wipe his ruined makeup away.

#╰┈➤ nick answers ! #i brought lipstick into it #i couldn't help myself sorry #spiderman brainrot #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w