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wentzsmatchacup · 10 months
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leave your will on queue before you leave for the concert in case they kill you with the setlist
GAHHAHA SO REAL-
here’s my tumblr will guys
Mr Lexi @pisshandkerchief gets access to my entire database of rpf and also all my FOB shirts. Mx Malaya @bandom-simmer gets access to my archive and extensive collection of FOB photos and shit. and also my cat because you’re a responsible parent 💀
Mr Saturday @kryiscool is granted my entire plushie collection bcuz I think he’d appreciate that
Mr @greenapel gets my lovely plant, Giorno. Take good care of that lil guy.
Ms @bipridemoth is in charge of writing my eulogy.
And for the rest of my beautiful moots and followers, you’re all invited to my funeral and I WILL have Fall Out Boy perform there. You guys will make it happen. Also, I leave you all with the legacy of my blogs <3 oh, and about my fall out boy blanket… bury it with me. Also, I’d like for my funeral to be exactly like the This Aint a Scene It’s an Arms Race video bit. Please and thank you.
here’s my will for when I surely pass away from the FOB show. IT WAS LOVELY KNOWIN YOU GUYS
(i have to clarify this is all a joke and I will HOPEFULLY not die, despite possibly suffering heat stroke and brain damage and also the big gay. This sounds like a slip n slide note but I PROMMIE it’s not 😭😭 I’m actually fine guys. Love u all tho)
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shadowyclownwizard · 1 year
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I just think he’s neat
Seeing @candyheartedchy​ and  @carrie-tate​ art really reignited my love for the smurfs
I don’t know if I’ll really draw anymore art for the show, especially considering I really wanna draw other content atm, but I thought this little piece was cute
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claire-de-lune · 1 year
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Guys yes or no to this dress? Folklore inspired obviously.
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These are the inspiration
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kigiom · 1 year
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soulmvtes · 9 months
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it's about the small acts of intimacy... forehead kisses, putting jewelry on you, rubbing your hand with their thumb, putting a jacket on you, touching your necklace, running your hands through their hair, wiping away their tears, peeling them an orange, un/zipping their dress, tying their shoelaces, holding hands, removing an eyelash from their cheek, washing their hair, putting an anklet on them, tucking their hair behind their ear, sorting out their collar, untangling their necklaces, drinking out of a cup in their hands
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anna-scribbles · 2 months
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inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life
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lotus-pear · 17 days
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drew my beautiful wife today.....hes as beautiful as i remember
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
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stellarspecter · 6 months
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Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)
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bloobydabloob · 2 months
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My little awfully made guys. I think they’re endearingly bad looking
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trustuswithyourposts · 3 months
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rileyclaw · 2 years
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an animatic I made this weekend about who Hunter was sending flapjack pics to in “Reaching Out” ! it was really fun to try to keep to the TOH board style!
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eldritchsquared · 3 months
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i just think theyre neat
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sugarcoatednightshade · 5 months
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
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Machine... Can I try... R-rizzing you up?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAASSE
*inhale*
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ PLEAEAEAEAEASE
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This was requested by @blazeball THANK YOU 🫡
Also this bit at the end is foreshadowing for tomorrows post ;)
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*gasp* HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT.
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anastacialy · 1 month
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tracked down this clip just because of this post! have jokes from skizz and scar
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