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wild boys of the road (1933) feel free to change as needed.
i never saw such a woman.
slowpoke. 
wait a minute, will you?
well, hurry up. 
i can get you in and it won’t cost you a cent. 
hi, kiddo.
listen, boy, don’t horse around with me. 
say, listen, have a heart.
i’m broke, but i’ll get the money for you somehow. 
i only came because [name] wanted me to come. 
hey, you egg, what’s the idea?
don’t start a fight here.
you make me feel like a heel, spoiling all your fun. 
the music wasn’t so hot anyway. it was awful to dance to.
all i did was lose my hat and coat.
last one in the bus is a rotten egg.
that would be like stealing milk from a baby.
do you feel like eating?
what’s the matter with you lately? you never wanna go downtown at night anymore.
scram!
hold it, you.
oh, gee whiz. 
march yourself in this house right away, young lady. 
darn it all.
my mother will never let me have any fun. 
if i tell you something, will you promise me you won’t tell anybody?
why didn’t you tell me things were that bad?
you couldn’t even lift a bag of feathers.
you’re full of dishwater.
i thought everybody was in bed. what are you doing up so late?
you been crying?
i’ve been laid off indefinitely. 
you’re old enough to realize the seriousness of it. 
we’ll all have to economize.
i’m sorry, dear. 
i’m afraid we’ll have to cancel.
come, get to bed. it’s getting late.
goodnight, son.
go wash up, lunch’s ready.
makes a fellow feel kind of funny, like saying goodbye to somebody.
yell if you want me to go out with you tonight.
you know i’m always with you. 
i sold my car. 
you know me, have a thing a little while, get sort of fed up with it.
hey, you’re not sore at me, are you?
no matter what you ever do, you’ll never make me feel as proud of you as you have this minute. 
come on, put up your dukes.
i got a date with [name].
anyplace would be better than this dumb town. 
we won’t say goodbye to the folks. 
when things get better, we can come back. 
i don’t feel good. 
you’ll feel better when we get something to eat. 
i think you broke my nose. 
listen, i don’t know what your name is, but i’m awfully sorry. 
ain’t you afraid, traveling all alone?
she hasn’t seen me since i was a little girl. 
i like surprises. don’t you?
ain’t you heard that milk’s the greatest beautifier in the world? anything you put in it gets beautiful.
you’re eating stuff that ain’t fit for a dog.
hospital for you, son. 
wasn’t he easy to fool?
you were keen.
don’t be goofy. 
i’m skaking like a leaf.
you’ll be recognizable once you’ve washed your face. 
you’ve grown, honey. 
you march yourself into the kitchen. you must be starved. 
ain’t you got no nerve?
come on, you big palooka.
boy, we’re in for it now.
they’ll blame us for that guy getting killed. 
now you’re talking, kid.
i don’t want the fellows to think i’m a baby.
you won’t feel anything, son. 
you’re not scared, are you?
take it easy, son.
cross my heart.
snap out of it, kid. 
the first cop that comes in here, we’ll mob him. 
don’t tell me what to do. 
this is a rotten trick, if you ask me. 
hey, kid, come here.
let me be your friend. i want to help you. 
you’re an enemy to society and i’ve got to keep you off the street.
how did i know what a mess it was gonna get us into? 
you’re not gonna believe me and i don’t care whether you do or not. 
i’m sick of being hungry and cold. 
i knew there’d be a catch in it someplace.
i want you to promise me.
things are going to be better now. 
come on, pal.
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Hotspur and Crunch No. 1071, dated 26 April 1980. Son of the Big Palooka cover, artist unknown.
DC Thomson.
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Dock Walloper, The Story of 'Big Dick' Butler. Richard J. Butler and Joseph Driscoll. New York: G. P. Putnam's Sons, (1933). First edition. Original dust jacket.
Labor and social change non-fiction. "A giant Irishman form London who fought his way up from the waterfront slums to New York State Assembly and won international renown as the forceful ruler of longshoreman activities in the Port of New York during the World War. He has friends among Governors and gangsters, politicians and thieves, judges and con men, cops and palookas, authors and actors, rum runners and speakeasy folk, show girls and waitresses."
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The Little Peach, Chapter 14
Notes: As always, huge thanks to my editor Drucilla, who has been my life saver again and again.
This last chapter took me a while as there were several plot points I had difficulty wrapping up, and while it's a rushed production, I'd rather it have it be finished than left dangling.
I believe I said it before, but just to reiterate - I'll be taking a story hiatus from now until Jan/Feb. I feel my writing juices have been drained and I need a break so I can do proper justice to the tales in my head, and proper justice to all my loyal fans. Speaking of!
Thanks to everyone who read this silly little story, to all who commented, reblogged, etc, you guys are a big reason why I do this. When I return, I hope to be better than before. This isn't a complete "see you later" - if inspiration strikes, I may do the occasional drabble and upload it, but we'll see what the future holds.
Once more! Thank you very much, and I hope you enjoy the final chapter!
Summary: As the Oni King casts a dark shadow over all of Japan, Mickey takes one last heroic stand, finally becoming his father's son.
Fear and surprise can do wonders to the rational mind. Looking outside of the situation, one would think the obvious thing to do when seeing a maniacal rapidly growing Oni is run in the opposite direction and never look back. To be entirely fair, several of the villagers did exactly that. But the majority of the kingdom, especially those who had previously been inside the palace, could do little more than gawk at who had been one of their most trusted guards.
“I quit,” Marsupilami said while raising his hand and tail.
“How could this have happened?!” Clarabelle was close to having her legs give way, her arms tightly around Minnie. “To think that Pete would use the Lucky Hammer...!”
“How could he do such a thing?” Jose lamented, hand on his heart. “Why, he's never been anything but rude, mean, judgmental, selfish, lazy...” He stopped to click his tongue. “Huh. Hindsight is not a pleasant thing.”
“How did he even know where to find it anyway?” Donald pointed out, keeping Daisy behind him as if that would protect her from Pete's wrath – although all he was doing at the moment was continue to laugh in victory. “It's supposed to be hidden away in a secret location!”
“I only ever told Sir Mickey where it was!” Minnie answered, and automatically everyone's heads shot to little Mickey atop Pluto's head.
Once upon a time, Mickey noted that being small was almost like being invisible. Now he realized this wasn't true at all, because even when he did try looking away, he could feel everyone's eyes on him. He knew he should apologize, perhaps try to explain why he'd done it, but the words were hollow and dry in his throat. Saying the right thing wasn't going to fix the problem they were in now. He clenched his fists, eyes on the ground, head lowered shamefully.
“Oh, Mickey,” Daisy broke the uncomfortable silence, voicing everyone's thoughts at once. Pity was evident in her voice, and Mickey nearly would have preferred their anger.
“We can chastise Mickey's actions later!” Panchito declared, stepping forward and unsheathing his blade. “Right now, we literally have a bigger problem! We have to stop Pete from taking over all of Japan with his size!”
“But how do we do that?” Goofy asked, holding his own sword to his chest like a child's teddy bear, full of fright. “One wrong move, and he could stomp us flat!”
Pete let out another belly laugh, sending shockwaves of sound throughout the kingdom. “ALL ONI, ASSEMBLE AT THE CAPITAL AT ONCE! WE'LL MAKE THIS PLACE OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS, AND ALL THE PEOPLE HERE OUR SLAVES!”
Jose whipped out his own sword, ready to do battle. “We'll never submit to you, Pete!”
“LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM NOW ON, EVERYONE WILL CALL ME THE GREAT ONI KING!”
“I'll call you a great palooka, and nothing else!” Donald snapped, fingers trembling but ready to fight as well. At this, Mickey began to notice something, lifting his head and raising an eyebrow.
“ALL ONI WHO REFUSE TO DO AS I SAY WILL SUFFER THE SAME AS THE MORTALS! ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS, DIES!”
This “back and forth” between the small and tall could have gone on for some time if Mickey hadn't snapped his fingers to try and get everyone's attention. “Y'know, sometimes I have to shout in order for people to hear me, cause I'm so small. So...” To test out his theory, he rather calmly began to say, “Boy, Pete, one of the worst parts about this is now that you're bigger, everyone can smell how badly you reek!”
Mild panic broke out among friends and family, thinking Pete would stomp down in revenge, but Mickey held out his hand, signaling them to wait and watch.
“AND NOW THAT I'VE TAKEN OVER ALL OF JAPAN, WHY STOP THERE? THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE MINE!”
Mickey then held out his hands again, in a light “ta-da” gesture. “I don't think he can hear any of us.”
“Huh. How about that?” Donald put a hand above his eyes to try and see where Pete's head actually ended. “We could plot a whole take-down right in front of him and he'd never know.”
“You guys have fun coming up with that.” Marsupilami tried to turn tail and run, but Maurice merely grabbed his tail and kept him in place. “Hey, cowards have common sense! How are we supposed to take down a guy as tall as a mountain?”
“Dear friend Mickey defeated Maurice, did he not?” Panchito reminded them.
“It's our 'dear friend Mickey' who put us in this mess to begin with!” Clarabelle snapped, hands on her hips. “If he'd never come to the palace, this never would have happened!”
“He only came to the palace because Donald said an awful thing to him!” Daisy fought back, fists balling up.
“So you're saying this is my fault?!” Donald gawked.
“It's somebody's fault!”
“It's Mickey's fault!”
“He didn't mean it!”
“I say it's the Emperor's fault!”
“How can you blame a dead man?!”
“We never should have trusted the original Oni King!”
On and on the arguments circled, with Mickey staying silent, knowing that getting involved would only make things worse. Yet he couldn't think of a way to make it stop without the flaring tempers only burning hotter. He was starting to get one of his big headaches again, worse than even before. How could they take down Pete if they couldn't even agree on who to blame? Even if they did, they were all ants compared to Pete's height – he might not even feel their blades on his skin, just something close to a mosquito bite. He couldn't be reasoned with, and the only thing he wanted was more power.
It was then that Pete accidentally did them all a favor, distracting them from their arguments by taking one step forward – it was enough to shake the earth and remind them all that being so close was being closer to death.
“Run!” It was not something that really needed to be said, but Mickey said it anyway, as one does in these rare type of situations. No one was sure where they could run to, as Pete could catch up to them without much effort, but they all began to jolt as far away and as fast away as their feet could take them.
Pete, for his part, had run out of evil things to say, and only now remembered where he was. He looked down, though he had to squint to see the specs of people on the ground. “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, PRINCESS? I CAN'T BE EMPEROR UNLESS YOU GET HITCHED, HUH? LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT!” With another great, wicked laugh, Pete began to walk forward, enjoying the feel of the earth moving beneath him. This joy lasted for a very long five seconds, as in the next step he wound up planting his foot into a small building – given how tightly packed the capitol was, he didn't have much of a choice.
But being tall didn't make him impervious to pain. “OWWWW!” He held his leg, which was cut up by walls and ceilings. “THAT SMARTS AND... AW NO, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SUSHI PLACE! WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO GET MAKI ROLLS AT THREE A.M.?” He tried to back up, but that made him collide into a taller building, which made him wobble and sit upon a third building – his howl as he clutched his rump was loud enough to part the very heavens. “OW OW OW OW! AH, CRIMINY! I'M GUNNA WIND UP DESTROYING THIS PLACE BEFORE I CAN RULE OVER IT!”
He tried to stand up straight, dusting off bits of city block from his armor. “OKAY, EASY DOES IT...” Surely he was still intimidating even though he was tip-toeing through the capital, he told himself. As it was, he was doing the heroes another favor, as this method of walking made him much, much slower.
The small group made it to the gates of the capital, as terrified villagers continued to flee. But Minnie wouldn't move another step. “I cannot and will not abandon my people!”
“They don't seem to have a problem abandoning you,” Clarabelle pointed out as people ran past them. “Besides, if we stay here, the Oni he called will wind up at the gates, and then we'll be stuck between a rock and a very, very, very hard place!”
“You women ought to get out of here,” Donald decided, eyes on Pete. “As samurai, it is our duty to take on this menace and protect you.”
“Donald, you can't be serious!” Daisy grabbed her husband's good arm. “You're in no condition to fight, and you can't possibly win!”
“But what about all the people across Japan?” Panchito could feel his head spinning. “At least before, some Oni were willing to live and let live...but now they'll all be forced to take over the remaining villages, and Japan will be completely conquered! If we don't stop him here and now, this might as well be called Oni Land!”
“If we must die, we'll die with honor!” Jose gripped his fist. “I would proudly die if it meant my last stand was against such an evil foe, defending my home and my people!”
“Speak for yourself, bub.” Marsupilami held out his hands, with Maurice copying. “I just discovered the joy of doing a hard day's work, and now I have to die for it? That just sounds like another way of giving up!”
Goofy didn't have much to add, twisting his hands and looking around at everyone, until his eyes fell on Mickey. Mickey was watching Pete very seriously his chin cupped, eyebrow raised. Goofy never considered himself an intelligent man, but he knew a plan in mind when he saw one. He knelt down beside Pluto in order to somewhat-meet Mickey at eye level. “What are you thinking?”
Mickey glanced over at Goofy, then back to Pete. “Where'd the Lucky Hammer go?”
Goofy blinked thrice, then joined Mickey in staring at Pete. One hand was open, trying to help himself wiggle through a pair of tight towers, but the other hand was clutched tight. “Gee, I don't see it at all. Did he drop it somewhere?”
Minnie quickly caught on to the conversation. “It must still be in his hand! If he were to let go of the Lucky Hammer, he'd pop back to normal size...the Lucky Hammer doesn't change it's own size, only the people who hold it.”
“Which means if we made him drop it,” Donald concluded, “Then we could get the drop on him!”
“Except his fist is wayyy up there,” Jose pointed up, “And we're wayyy down here. The most we can do is attack his big smelly toes, and even then, that's no guarantee he'll let it go. How can we do anything when we're so small? He may as well not even know we're here.”
Mickey's head jolted up, his eyes flashing. Just like that, everything he'd seen had come together. “And to him...” He said quietly, his voice getting louder with his revelation. “I'm even smaller than before. He might not even feel me walking up his arm...”
“NO!” Daisy shrieked, trying to grab Mickey with her hands, but this time he'd prepared and jumped away in time. “I don't know what you're thinking, but there is no way you're going near him! I won't allow it!”
“Sir Mickey, you mustn't!” Minnie knelt down, hands clasped together, the sheer thought of Mickey dying bringing tears to her eyes. “I couldn't bear to lose you too! I'd rather never see you again than see you dead!”
Mickey looked back and forth between the two most important women in his life, unsure if they cared for him or for what he represented to them. The rest of the men looked equally unsure, and Mickey was starting to consider giving up for the first time in his life. He shut his eyes hard, and when he opened them, he saw a hand reached out, palm flat, the usual gesture one made to him as a signal to climb up for a close talk. That was nothing new.
What was new was who it belonged to – as Donald had never done it before.
Mickey's eyes widened in disbelief, and Donald's expression was difficult to read. No one spoke, unsure of what to make of this moment, as Mickey walked onto his father's open hand. Slowly and gently, Donald lifted Mickey up to his face.
“This plan you've got,” Donald finally said, “Do you really believe it'll work?” It wasn't accusatory or mocking. It was an honest question.
Mickey swallowed, but then stood tall, his back straight, staring right into the eyes of the man he'd always wanted to be like. “I do. I never act unless I'm sure of my actions! And sometimes they're wrong... what I did to the Princess... what I helped Pete to do... that's something I'll never forgive myself for. But I have to make it right! Not to be considered your son, not to win over a girl who thinks I'm just a drawing, not for honor or glory or anything useless! I have to do this because it's the right thing to do!” He then inhaled sharply, lowering his shoulders. “But... it's also time to admit... there are some things I can't do alone.”
Mickey looked around at the friends he'd made along his journey, the new companions he'd befriended at the palace. “I've been acting like having help just makes me weak...when the truth is, my real strength comes from everyone. Maybe if I'd asked for help more often, instead of just assuming everything on my end... this wouldn't have happened. Instead of trying to prove things on my own, we need to work together. I'm not asking you to help me as my father, or as a fellow samurai. I'm asking because I know you all can do great things – I've seen it myself! So, please...give me one more chance.” Then Mickey closed his eyes, and waited. While he had faith and hope that his pleas would be heard, there wasn't a sure guarantee in the bond between these men.
After a brief moment, the hand moved again – this time to Donald's shoulder. “Then let's not waste any time. What do you need us to do?”
Daisy let out an agonized whine, but Minnie stood up, realizing there wasn't anything she could do to persuade Mickey otherwise. Mickey himself was a little startled at the acceptance, but hopped onto Donald's shoulder. “Marsupilami, Maurice, Goofy, you guys stay here and make sure the villagers get out while keeping any Oni away!”
While the trio were still frightened, having an order and thus something to do eased their nerves a smidgen. “You got it, Mickey!” Marsupilami saluted, with Maurice and also Goofy copying.
“Mother, Clarabelle, you two search the capital for anyone hurt and who needs help. If this doesn't pan out, we need this entire place evacuated!”
Daisy sniffled but nodded. “If you don't come back to me in one piece, you're grounded for infinity!”
Clarabelle was hesitant about something else. “What about the Princess? I need to stay by her side!”
“I'm sorry, but I need her for a big part.” Mickey and Minnie met each other's eyes – while she was trying to put on her cold, ruling appearance, the comment about him being a “drawing” had clearly hurt.
Yet she knew it was her own fault, and if there was a time to make up for it, it was now. “I'm ready and willing to do whatever it takes to help.”
“Good... because the best way for this to work is for Pete to stand still so I don't get knocked off. I need you to distract him while Pluto, Donald and I get in as close as we can without being spotted. Jose and Panchito, I want you with her to protect her.”
Clarabelle clutched her chest at the idea, ready to pass out, but while Minnie felt a cold fear run down her spine, she didn't back down. “I'll do all that I can. I won't let him move from that spot.”
“We'll protect you with our very lives, Princess!” Jose came to her left, and Panchito to her right. “We're ready when you are!”
“Then let's not waste any time!” Mickey slammed a fist into his open hand, the heat of battle already beginning to burn hotly in his heart. “Father, I need you to get me to Pete without us spotting him. Let's circle 'round while the Princess goes right on ahead!”
“Then you better hang on tight.” Donald kept one hand on the hilt of his blade, memories flooding back to him of how he injured his arm in the first place. Mickey had always been told it was merely “in battle” but not many details otherwise. He never planned on sharing that story, and had told Daisy the same. But now of all days, now of all times, he wondered if speaking of it could have saved them all some trouble. “Everyone... head out!”
Though Donald's arm was weak, his legs were not, and he bolted off like a flash of lightning, Pluto having to race in order to catch up. The group split up as they were assigned, each one having an equal share of doubt and hope in their hearts for whatever the plan ultimately was. Yet they all also knew giving up was not an option. Now they were all small, compared to Pete – now they all had Mickey's burden.
Minnie picked up her dress – mentally noting that perhaps in the future, she should have much shorter kimonos designed – and ran back the way she came, Panchito and Jose steadily at her side. Pete hadn't moved in some time, as he was still trying to decide the best way to move around without destroying the city. It would be rather silly to be ruler of an entire city of flattened wood and brick! Because of this, Minnie and her guards had no problem approaching him – but getting his attention was another issue. “If he can't hear us, how do we get his attention?” Minnie asked out loud, trying to wave her arms in an effort to be seen.
“We just have to crank up the volume!” Panchito tossed up his sword, twirling it around before pointing it at Jose. Any confusing, awful, weird feelings towards him would have to be set aside. “Jose,  smash me!”
Jose stopped in place. “Eh?”
“Come at me! Give it to me! Hard and fast, right now!”
Jose, who had always been the one hitting on people and never the one hit on, felt his mind go utterly blank. This was a new feeling. Not a bad one, exactly – rather he wouldn't mind if Panchito kept going -
“Hit his sword, Jose,” Minnie interrupted the train wreck of his thoughts.
“Oh. Right. Yes. Of course.” Jose cleared his throat, not noticing Minnie's eyerolling, and then held out his sword, smacking it against Panchito's and creating a loud TWAAAAANG!
Panchito gave it back in full, trying to create as much noise as possible. “Come on, you can give it to me better than that! Don't hold back, give me everything you've got! Harder now!”
Jose was finding it difficult to look Panchito in the eyes. “Yes, sir. Doing my best, sir.” Boy, his armor was really hot today!
“Harder! Faster! Louder!”
“Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir!”
Fortunately for everyone involved – especially Minnie who was starting to wonder if Princesses could officiate marriages because it seemed like it was soon going to be necessary – the loud smashing of the swords was starting to gain some traction. Pete was growing annoyed, wondering where that blasted sound was coming from before he finally looked down and squinted - “IF IT AIN'T THE LITTLE MISS! I KNEW I'D FIND YOU!” Yes, he was ignoring the fact he hadn't. As far as he was concerned, every move was his victory.
Minnie doubted he'd be able to hear her no matter how loudly she shouted, so actions would have to do the talking. In order to save her people, she'd have to throw away her pride and dignity – a small price to pay for their safety. She also saw it as a way to apologize to dear sir Mickey – if only she had been honest with him from the start! While the books had gotten Mickey's foot in the door, it was the real him that had made her smile and feel like more than a Princess. Maybe a cold, unfeeling Princess would keep her pride no matter what – but Minnie wouldn't, because Minnie was more than a title.
She took a breath, and then knelt down on her knees, placing her hands on the dirt. Panchito gasped, a hand to his mouth. “Princess!” A sign of deep submission! “Jose, can you believe this?”
“Not really, no.” To be honest Jose wasn't paying attention, as he was bemoaning the fact that cold showers had yet to be invented.
Pete was just as surprised – he would've thought the royal family would rather die than surrender to him. He had planned on humiliating her himself, but for her to do it on her own? Why not enjoy the show? “THAT'S RIGHT, PRINCESS! FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE DOWN AND I'M UP! MAYBE IF YOU DO WHAT I SAY, I'LL LET YOU LIVE! HA HA HA HA HA! I COULD WATCH YOU DO THIS ALL DAY!”
Which suited Mickey just fine. He clung onto Donald's shoulder, him and Pluto making their way through debris and broken buildings, their bodies covered in the darkness of Pete's shadow. Donald still wasn't wholly sure what Mickey planned to do, but the time to get a full explanation was running short. He had no real choice but to trust that all would work out. “We're almost there!”
“Just a little closer!” Mickey kept his eyes ahead, squatting down, ready to jump. “Once I get on, you need to join the Princess. If this works, he's gunna come down in a big way!”
It was only then, when they were close enough to Pete to smell his stench and have his voice rattling in their ears, that Donald realized the worst part of this plan. “Mickey, once you get up and do what you're doing... how are you going to come back down safely?”
Mickey didn't answer. It wasn't that he didn't have an answer – it was just one he knew Donald wouldn't like. And he was right, with Donald getting a cold stone dropped into his stomach. “Wait a minute, Mickey, you're not saying you-”
“Thank you for everything, oto-san!”
It was too late, and Mickey had jumped from Donald's shoulder, landing on Pete's leg, grabbing onto some bits of black fur that stuck out from the enlarged armor. Pete's clothes had, thankfully, grown with him, and the edges of the armor allowed Mickey to climb up, up, up. Donald stood in place, frozen with horror as he understood what it was Mickey planned to do – or rather, not plan.
Mickey wasn't expecting to come back from this alive.
Long ago, when Donald was young and the war with the Oni was dwindling, a few straggling Oni had come into the capital, causing trouble while the Emperor was out visiting his people. Donald was there with his maiden fair, and the Oni themselves were easily defeated. They had hung their heads in defeat, willing to peacefully surrender, and the Emperor was just as peacefully ready to let them go on their way. But two of the Oni, embittered and angry, had lashed out in a last ditch effort to get revenge, no caring who they struck.
As a loyal samurai, it was Donald's duty to defend his Emperor above all else.
“NOW STAND ON YOUR HEAD!” Pete commanded, having decided Minnie was his toy to play with however he pleased. Minnie obeyed without hesitation – physically difficult as it was – to do all that he said, whether it was standing on her head, cartwheels, dancing... so long as it kept Pete's attention and allowed Mickey's plan to work, she'd roll around in the dirt like a pleased pig if need be. “HA HA HA HA! SOME PRINCESS YOU ARE NOW! I WOULDN'T TAKE YOU AS A WIFE EVEN IF YOU BEGGED! BUT I WANNA SEE YOU BEG ANYWAY!”
Mickey climbed onward, even as Pete's sweat made his fur slick, even as the heights made Mickey dizzy, even as the roaring of Pete's voice made his headache even worse. He made his way up Pete's leg, past his hips, on his back, and still kept going. His body ached, his senses gagged, but not once did he stop, not once did he look back down. His headache was worse than it ever had been before, almost blinding him with sheer pain. But if his father could fight with an injured arm, so could Mickey climb on with the feeling of a stabbed skill.
But on that day, long before Mickey was born and entered their lives, Donald hadn't protected the Emperor. He'd thrown himself in front of his bride, taking the blow meant for her and damaging his arm for life. The Emperor had been protected by his other guards, but he'd made his choice all the same. Instead of acting out of honor, he had acted out of love. A real samurai would have seen that as an act of shame, and a part of Donald had carried that with him always, even as the Emperor absolved his actions.
Now as Donald stood there, his eyes feeling hot and wet, he realized that shame and pride meant nothing at all. If he had only shared his stories with Mickey instead of Daisy doing it all – if he had been a better man, a better husband, a better father – Mickey wouldn't sacrifice himself out of some sense of honor that had been forced upon him. What had he done?
At last, Mickey reached his goal – Pete's head. Pete was laughing so hard at Minnie's antics, now making her stand on one foot while trying to dance, that Mickey had to cling on to keep from falling off. Pete's stubble threatened to cut Mickey at every opportunity, and his breath was as noxious as any poisonous gas. Mickey continued to climb and only stopped when he reached Pete's ear and climbed right inside. Balance was the key, and in Mickey's short life, he knew that once you took away balance, it was difficult to keep anything else. Also, this was going to hurt a lot, no matter what size you were.
It was difficult to see, with not much sunlight and the inner workings of any living creature not equipped to shine. But there was just enough light for Mickey to see one large shape in Pete's ear, and while Mickey knew little about anatomy, he guessed this was the important part of any person's hearing – the eardrum. He pulled out his mother's sewing needle, approached the cone-shaped body part, held his breath  - and stabbed just once.
It's said the scream from Pete was so loud, it shattered the smaller planets into stars, it divided the heavens and frightened the gods, it split apart the oceans and made the entire world go deaf for one straight minute. He raised one foot to kick whatever was nearest – but now his balance was so off, he fell backwards -
Pluto grabbed Donald's clothes by the teeth, urging him to run and remind him of what Mickey had sworn him to do. Donald gasped for air, and bolted, running right for the surprised Princess and her stunned guards. “MOVE!” He threw the  young woman over his shoulder, and all of them ran as fast as their feet would go – for the force of Pete's fall was so great that it sent a storm of dust and debris for miles and miles in all directions. The earth shook so hard that Panchito lost his footing, stumbling right onto Jose, but when he landed, he kept his back to the air, ready to shield the Jose with his life.
It seemed to take an eternity for the dust to settle, for the world to be silent, and when Donald dared to look over his shoulder, he could no longer see the gigantic form of Pete taking up all that space. If he couldn't see Pete in all the destruction of the broken buildings, then that must have meant he let go of the Lucky Hammer, and the plan had worked – but at what cost?
Panchito lifted his head, wining in pain, a hint of blood running down his face as he looked down at Jose. “Are you all right?”
Jose – who had always been the one saving and never the one saved – for some reason thought he saw a swirl of cherry blossoms moving in slow motion around his savior, and he was fairly certain it wasn't because he had a concussion. “About that senpai thing...”
“Where's Mickey?” Minnie asked quietly, fingers trembling as she didn't truly want an answer.
Donald swallowed, putting Minnie down, his heart beating hard at his own idea of the truth. “Mickey... Mickey!” His sword lost, forgotten, and mattering little now, he sprinted to the crater Pete had left. Pete could be heard moaning in pain and dizziness, likely not to get up anytime soon. Doors, windows, walls, ceilings, were scattered and shattered everywhere in an endless sea of ruin. Donald began to tear through it all, even with his bad arm, looking for any small sign of the small boy. “Mickey! Mickey, answer me!”
Minnie quietly began to weep, and Panchito took her into his arms to console her, even as his own tears started to flow. Jose took off his helmet, showing respect to the samurai who made the ultimate sacrifice. Pluto whined, but then began to sniff around the area.
It wasn't long before Clarabelle came upon them, who turned her head away in grief. Soon after that came Daisy, who held her husband from behind, her crying the quietest it had ever been. Marsupilami, Maurice and Goofy came running with urgent news, but upon seeing this scene of devastation and anguish, were shocked into silence. Marsupilami swallowed hard, forcing the words out. “We...we've got to go! There's a whole bunch of Oni coming this way, they must have heard Pete's commands!”
“I can't go!” Donald snapped without looking up, his fingers torn and bleeding as he kept digging. “Not without him!”
“Listen, he wouldn't want you to be captured or killed by these guys!” Marsupilami tried to grab Donald by his shoulder, but he was violently thrust off -
“I AM NOT LEAVING MY SON BEHIND!” Donald screamed, slamming both of his hands to the ground, even as pain stabbed his old wounds because it couldn't compare to the pain in his soul. “I will not, I cannot, I... I...” He choked on his words, and the world became blurry, the tears coming so fast he couldn't see any longer. Marsupilami staggered backwards, unsure what to do know, and the world around them came into silence...
…But then there came the sound of laughter, of all things. Quiet, muffled, but it was definitely there. Confused faces were abound, and Donald's grief poured into rage. “Who thinks this is funny?!” he stood up so quickly that Daisy rolled off haphazardly, Donald cracking his knuckles and whipping his head around to see the offender. It wasn't coming from anyone in the group, but a few feet into the air of toppled building, with Pluto sticking his head in. As Donald approached, he could make out a few words between the hysteric laughter.
“Q-quit it, boy! That tickles!”
And there, underneath the dirt and debris and  defying all logic, was Mickey, his face being licked by a very happy pup. Except Mickey wasn't the size of a peach pit anymore, which was why Donald briefly thought the sight was an agony-induced dream. Mickey, whose old clothes were now tattered and frayed, his body covered in dirt and dust, was about the same size as an average young adult. Pluto quickly caught the scent of something else, and resumed sniffing elsewhere, allowing Mickey and Donald to see each other.
Mickey blinked a few times, and then cracked a tired smile. “Hello, oto-san... I mean, Don-”
Donald fell to his knees and held Mickey for the first time in his life. He wasn't sure he could ever let go again. “I am so sorry, Mickey,” he said softly, not caring how or why he was able to do this. “For all that I said, for all that I did... I was wrong. You deserved so much better than me as a parent...but I am your parent. I am your father. I promise you this – you are a member of this family, and you always will be!”
Mickey had never held anyone before in his life. He wasn't entirely sure how to go about it, how much strength to use or how long it was supposed to be. Slowly, he lifted his arms, in quiet awe that he could put his arms around anyone now, and he felt his father's warmth. Hints of tears began to dribble down his cheeks, and for the moment, he buried his face into his father's shoulder.
The tender moment alone didn't last for too long, as obviously everyone wanted to know what was going on – and when they came upon the scene, all burst into joy. Panchito and Jose danced merrily, Clarabelle momentarily fainted into Goofy's arms, Marsupilami and Maurice couldn't stop laughing, and Minnie and Daisy joined in on the hug with tears and relief. The oncoming Oni threat was forgotten for the moment, which was unfortunate, as there were a great number heading for the gate.
“Oh, Mickey, you clever dear!” Daisy squealed, rubbing Mickey's shoulders. “Managing to the grab the Lucky Hammer as you fell, that was amazing!”
“Uh...yeah, that would have been amazing.” Mickey awkwardly replied, now realizing a thing or two. “Except I didn't do that.”
All at once, the joy was paused. A little “woof” cemented things, as Pluto now sat among them with the dug-up Lucky Hammer in his mouth, which had landed away from Mickey.
Minnie looked back and forth between Mickey and the Lucky Hammer, perfectly puzzled. “Then... how did you turn this size?”
“Beats me.” Mickey shrugged helplessly. “All I know is that I was fallin' down, with a really bad headache, and then... I dunno, just before I landed, I felt really strange.” He scratched his head, some clods of dirt beginning to fall off. But as he scratched his head, he felt something funny – three little bumps. He supposed, given how far he fell, that having a bump on the head was normal, but why three? And why did they feel kind of pointy?
“I hate to break up the party,” Panchito suddenly declared, seeing figures over the horizon, “But it looks like part two of the battle is upon us!”
Dozens and dozens and dozens of Oni had arrived, all shapes and sizes, one horns and two horns, none of them wanting to be there but all of them wanting to avoid Pete's wrath. Would they even listen if they were told Pete was defeated? There was no time to risk it – Panchito, Jose, Goofy, Marsupilami and Maurice readied themselves for battle, swords drawn and willing to fight. Mickey shoved his father off, wanting to join in, even if his original sewing needle blade was now lost in the mess. “We won't let them get any further!” He heroically declared, as he ruffled his hair to remove the last bits of dirt from his head, and he stood with his friends, ready for anything – so he thought.
The band of Oni headed right for the guards, but the strange day only got stranger – the ones upfront took one good look at Mickey and stopped in their tracks – which led them to get tripped and trampled by the ones in front, until they saw Mickey, and the process repeated itself until most of them were laying on the ground, confused and embarrassed. Mickey would have laughed if he wasn't very baffled. “Huh... I guess they won't let themselves get any further either.” He looked at his friends to confirm this – but now they were all staring at Mickey with wide eyes and open jaws. Maurice was frantically pointing to the top of Mickey's head. “What?” Mickey felt his head, trying to understand what was causing such a fuss, but he didn't feel any open wounds. Just those three pointy bumps, almost like horns -
Oh.
Wait.
What?!
“I don't believe my eyes,” One of the Oni said as he began to get up – the one Mickey recognized as Hutch. “I thought the previous Oni King's family was all taken out!”
“Guess he must've missed one,” one Mickey recognized as Pacuvio answered. “He's got the three horns, and only royal family blood gets those! I did hear that the Queen was running away to her peach orchard before she got killed with the rest of 'em...”
“TIME OUT!” Donald squawked, storming up between Mickey and the Oni, his head spinning. “What are you guys saying?! That Mickey's an Oni?!”
“Not just any Oni!” More Oni that Mickey knew piped up, like Bigtime. “This kid's the real deal! He's the real King, not Pete! We don't have to follow Pete anymore!” He looked so happy he could start crying, as did the rest of the exhausted and weary Oni.
“Hang on, my baby can't be an Oni.” Daisy interrupted. “All his life, he's only ever been as small as a peach pit!”
“So?” Bouncer shrugged off the question. “All Oni start out that small. It's when we get older and our horns grow in that we reach our full size. Everybody knows that!”
“EVERYBODY DOES NOT KNOW THAT!” Donald yelled, with Mickey still feeling his horns in disbelief. “HOW WOULD WE EVER KNOW THAT?!”
“Did you ever ask?” Burger quipped.
Daisy grabbed her husband and pulled him away before he tried to smack someone. Mickey crossed his arms, remembering a few odd things – in past encounters with Oni, hadn't they always called him a kid, a child, someone very young? What an odd revelation – but what to do now? He only wanted his size to change – he never wanted power over an entire race of people! “Shoot, this is a lot to handle in one day.” He glanced at Minnie, who still had her mouth open in surprise. “Hm...let's see...if I'm the Oni King now...that means you have to do what I say, right?”
“That's the deal,” said Hutch. “Even if we don't like it.”
“Then my first act as Oni King is...that you no longer have to obey me.” He expected and received plenty of stares, along with “huh”s and “really?”s thrown in. “What do I know about being King? You guys are citizens of Japan, just like the rest of us. If I'm an Oni, than that must mean Oni ain't different from everyone else after all, cause I can tell you right now I don't feel any different. Just live with us, that's all.”
What a new concept! Living with people! Pacuvio chuckled quietly, finally losing a sense to nap. “He really is just like the old Oni King.” The rest of the Oni talked among themselves, some in disbelief, others in happiness – they didn't know their future anymore, but it had be better than being under Pete's thumb.
Mickey was feeling rather good. He'd gotten his father's love, a normal size, and settled an old war in a matter of minutes! “Can this day get any better?” He expected to wake up from this amazing dream any second.
Then a sudden snap caught his attention. Minnie was now standing up, having pulled out one of her classic fans from her sleeve. She was wearing her cold, stony expression of royal business, and Mickey felt a chill down his spine. “This is all well and good, but... Sir Mickey, you did break your promise to me, you did attempt to steal the Lucky Hammer, and as a result, you did help destroy a major part of the capitol. As Princess, I cannot let this stand without proper punishment.”
Donald and Daisy gasped, getting in front of Mickey to protect their child. “But he saved everyone too, doesn't that count for something?” Donald asked, not wanting to lose his son after he finally acknowledged he had one.
Mickey's heart ached, but he couldn't deny what had been said. “No... she's right. As a samurai, I dishonored my master. What I did was wrong.” He walked around his parents, and then knelt before Minnie, his head bowed. “Whatever punishment she gives me, I'll take it without question.”
Donald and Daisy held each other, afraid of what was to come, and it seemed all were holding their breath. Even the Oni began to worry if this would mean punishment would come their way as well. Minnie opened the fan again, hiding her mouth, studying Mickey intensely. “As eager as you are to throw away your birthright...we cannot ignore your blood-right. Not everyone, nor will every Oni, so readily accept your order to simply live freely. They may even see you working for me as a sign of aggression. In order to pay back for your crimes, and to keep peace with the Oni, you must stay here at the capitol so I can keep an eye on you... as my husband.”
Mickey lifted his head up, unsure he heard right. “Huh?”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” Now it was Daisy's turn to be dragged away by Donald. “HE'S MY BABY, I'VE STILL GOT THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF MOMMYING LEFT!”
“You're welcome to stay, of course, to make sure your son is carrying out his punishment.” Minnie replied, and although her mouth was hidden, Mickey was certain she was grinning underneath the fan.
“Can it be a double wedding?” Jose asked, giving Panchito whiplash.
Mickey blinked up at Minnie, still on one knee. “Well, uh... if that's my... punishment, and you're the princess, guess I gotta live with it!” He'd try to make it through, somehow, even as his own grin was giving him away.
“Well, what do we do now?” Hutch asked the general population, feeling more confused than ever.
“I say, if we're going to be living among people...” Pacuvio began to pick up broken bits of walls and doors. “We help them live again.” It seemed as good a plan as any, and the Oni began to clean up – which would eventually confuse the townsfolk when they realized it was safe to return again.
All in all, it was an odd sight to behold – Daisy and Minnie starting to have a tug of war over Mickey, Donald laughing his fool head off, and Jose insisting on Panchito bridal carrying him. Marsupilami looked at Maurice. “Y'know...this may be one of those happily ever after type deals. But I have to say, it's the oddest one I've ever seen.” Maurice nodded in agreement. “I thought about ditching this whole place once we repaid our debt to Mickey, but with things this weird... it kind of makes you want to see it through, don't it?” Maurice smiled, and ruffled the top of Marsupilami's head. Eventually they'd chip in and help – but for now, watching everything unfold was far too entertaining.
At some point, they'd unearth and lock up Pete – at some point, there would be more official talks between the Princess and the Oni – at some point, there would be a wedding, perhaps two. But there didn't seem to be any big rush. Time would flow as it always had, and there were uncertainties all around. But as the day ended, and more days would come, there was one thing that would be agreed upon, and shared with as the tales became legends passed from new fathers to new sons.
Mickey's heart would always be the biggest thing about him – and while not through blood, he inherited it from his father.
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wolfhuntsmoon · 5 years
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New Stucky fic! Fic under the read more.
Title: Tell Me Like It Is Link: On AO3 Square Filled: N5 - Voice Kink - 1st square!! :) Ship: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Rating: Explicit Major Tags: Romance Hand Jobs Voice Kink Light Dom/sub Enthusiastic Consent Snark i love you but damn you're a bastard Humor Grumpy Bucky Barnes
Summary:
Turns out, romancing Captain America is pretty hard.
Word Count: 1882
Created for: @mcukinkbingo - thanks so much for all your hard work guys, this is so much fun!
Bucky glances around the room one last time. It’s as perfect as he can make it: curtains pulled, candles glowing, table laid with their best crockery and crisp, starched linen. All he can do is wait, but the heavy feeling in his gut has him prowl back and forth between the table and kitchen island, agonising over whether to alter the place settings, or to adjust the vase of roses he’s bought, or whether he should just sweep everything away into the bottom of their closet and pretend he hasn’t spent the past several hours panicking over tonight’s surprise.
The scrape of the key in the lock jolts him out of his panicked musings, and he lunges for the door. A sharp twist of the knob allows him to yank it open first, and Bucky gasps out a breathless “Hi!”
Steve’s face morphs from surprise to pleased amusement, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Hey Buck.” He steps in, crowding Bucky back against the wall, running his nose along the side of his neck. “You smell good. What’s the occasion?”
Buck flushes violently. He hadn’t thought Steve would pick up on the aftershave he’d dabbed on earlier, an afterthought at time. But now he can smell it too; clean and sharp with traces of amber darkening the scent. It smells like a guy who wants to impress, wants to luck out and end up in bed with his fella. Steve mouths over his throat, cutting off all Bucky’s higher brain functions as he does so, the bastard.
“Date night!” He grits out, voice closer to a squeak than he’d ever admit out loud. Goddamn Steve with his stupid face and warm chest, hands that feel as if they could cocoon Bucky. They make him want to forget all about the dinner in the oven.
“Date night?” Steve pulls back, confusion creasing his brow. “Since when do we have date night?” He raises a questioning eyebrow.
Bucky grins. “Can’t handle a little romance Rogers?”
“It’s been so long since I experienced any I’d forgotten you knew the meaning of the word.” Steve says, dry as the Sahara desert.
Bucky gasps, clutching at imaginary pearls and raising his other hand to his forehead as if he’s about to faint. “Steven Grant, are you accusing me of failing to woo you?”
Steve still looks stern as he speaks, but laughter draws out the broader vowels of his speech. “Is it an accusation if it’s already acknowledged to be true? Just yesterday you told me to knock off that, ‘lovey-dovey shit’!”
Bucky sniffs, spreading his arms wide, and looking through his lashes at Steve. He pouts a little, for maximum effect. “Because you were doing it wrong. Thought I’d give you a lesson.” He slides the tip of his tongue to the top of his lip, tracking the growing darkness in Steve’s eyes as they trace the route it takes.
Steve’s voice drops a whole octave when he next speaks, a bass rumble in Bucky’s ear as he leans forward to capture his mouth. “I’m listening, Buck.”
That rat bastard. Bucky can feel his well laid plans unravelling already, the liquid tones of Steve’s voice weakening Bucky’s knees. The kiss starts light, tongues tracing the bow of his lips, Steve’s nose nudging his, the hot press of his palms against Bucky’s back a brand sparking a fire in his gut. Steve deepens the kiss, and it’s all Bucky can do to stay upright. He moans, ragged. Heaving a breath in, he attacks Steve’s mouth, shoving forward to wind his arms around Steve’s neck, curling his fingers in the blond’s hair. All too soon he has to pull back and drag in badly needed air, clutching at Steve’s shoulders.
Steve’s by no means unaffected by all this, but the sly son of a bitch knows he’s got the upper hand in this game they’re playing, and knows how to keep it too. Which he proves when he drops his head to murmur against the shell of Bucky’s ear. “You look so good baby doll, in that sweater. All soft and homey. Like a little pet, waiting for me, hoping I’ll pay you some attention when I get back.” Steve’s breath is hot and damp on his skin, tickling the fine hairs there in the most maddening of ways which shouldn’t turn him on. But does anyway. Because it’s Steve.
Bucky isn’t interested in pretending to be a dog, or cat, or rabbit, or any of the other myriad animals he knows people on the internet include in their sex games. He really doesn’t give a shit.
Except when Steve’s voice, dark and sinful, breathes thoughts like smoke through him, wrapping around his mind, enveloping everything in a hazy cloud, obscuring everything Bucky thought he knew about his preferences. He whines, low in his throat, and sucks a mark on Steve’s exposed collarbone in revenge. It won’t last more than a few hours but it’s the best he can do under the circumstances, the circumstances being one Captain Smug Bastard steamrolling over every well laid plan Bucky’d concocted for tonight with the raw power of his lips and tongue and teeth.
“What’s that baby?” Steve’s voice grows rougher, a rumble rolling out the ends of his words so they slur together, and Bucky is going to have a heart attack if this doesn’t stop soon. He realises that he’s hard, and pressing against Steve, hips shifting in small, jerky motions, seeking relief.
“I-” He begins, gives up. Bites Steve’s shoulder again resentfully. No-one can shut Bucky Barnes up except this punk, and boy does the big lunk revel in it. Steve chuckles, and the viciousness of it has Bucky rolling his hips harder. “You!”
Steve grins against his skin, hands running down his back to fondle Bucky’s ass and tug him further into the cradle of Steve’s hips.
“Shh, I know baby, it’s okay.” Steve drops his tone to a velvet whisper, the rasp of the sibilants sending a shudder up Bucky’s spine and further removing his legs from his conscious control. “Let go and let me make you feel good. Romance, right?”
The brief flare of outrage Bucky feels deep, deep in his soul at this palooka’s commandeering of his carefully laid plans is eclipsed by the bass gravel now emanating from Steve’s chest. It’s like drowning in syrup, so sweet and sticky that Bucky can’t move but doesn’t want to anyway, content to stay and suffocate so long as he gets more. He chokes out Steve’s name, and some wretched cry that’s not even half a word because Steve shushes him again before he’s done. The soft susurrations tremor against his lips as Steve closes in for another kiss, gentler this time but no less devastating.
“You’re so good for me Buck, so pretty and thoughtful.” Steve breathes as he draws back, letting Bucky grind against him, eyes rolling back in pleasure from the electric contact between their groins.
“My perfect boy.” Bucky closes his eyes, Steve’s speech winding down his spine and twisting in his gut, uncompromising steel behind the honeyed waterfall of sound. He twitches his hips faster, chasing the gathering heat in his belly. “So beautiful, when you can’t hold it together anymore.” A hand unzips his jeans and tugs Bucky’s cock out into the cooler air, the shock of the temperature change making him whimper.
“That’s it, there we are, good boy-” Bucky cries out at the twin sensations of Steve’s hand around both their cocks - when had the sneaky son of a bitch managed that? - and the raw desire he can almost taste in Steve’s tone.
“Feels good, doesn’t it Buck? God, you’re so gorgeous for me like this, so good, letting me do what I want…” The careful control Steve maintains of his accent slips now, letting the Brooklyn tough peek through, and Bucky can’t get enough of it, clawing at Steve’s back as he continues stroking them both, heavy and insistent. “I swear on all the saints, Buck, you could turn the Devil himself, the way you look.” His voice is more strained now, new notes of urgency bleeding through as they writhe against each other, but every syllable winds Bucky higher. He’s beyond words now, keening high and thready in the back of his throat, bared for Steve to pepper kisses on between the streams of praise falling from his lips.
“Never want anyone to see this, never want anyone to know you’re so sweet for me, that you’re mine, my good boy, my perfect boy...” The cascade of words sweeps Bucky away, has him crashing over the edge with Steve in a blinding fit of pure pleasure, unspooling the coiled tension in his stomach that’s been lurking there since he started getting ready.
They pant together, inches away from the front door still. Steve kisses the damp patches on Bucky’s temples, grabs a tissue from the dresser and wipes them both down. Bucky groans, oversensitive and still turned on, wanting to flinch away but also pounce on Steve and tumble him to the floor for round two immediately. Only the thumb drawing featherlight circles on his cheek distracts him enough that Steve’s done, tucking him back into his jeans, expression proud and pleased and possessive all at once. It makes Bucky feel like a whole mine of diamonds, hidden and precious. No-one gets to see Steve like this except him. No-one gets to have this part of Steve, the part that looks at him like a wolf looks at a deer, starving and wanting.
Bucky draws a deep, shuddering breath; wills his legs to support his weight again. The chime of the oven timer interrupts his internal pep talk, and he wobbles from the wall to extract the casserole from the main shelf.
Steve stalks him, hunter after prey. “Smells good,” he offers.
The echo of earlier sends heat to Bucky’s cheeks. “It’s as close to your ma’s recipe as I could get,” he mutters.
Steve’s inhale is audible behind him. Hands snake around his waist and a ridiculously square jaw comes to rest on his metal shoulder. “Thank you baby,” he says, slow and serious, “you’re so good to me. So thoughtful.”
Bucky sighs, lets himself be turned to face Steve, accepts the sweet kiss the blond presses to his lips. “My good boy.” The weariness and care Steve tries to hide is in full view now, weighing down his words, but the warmth of his delivery has happiness fizzing in Bucky’s chest. Steve’s let go for once and for all now, no hiding, just as Bucky wanted.
“Come on Stevie. Pull up a chair and take a load off.” Bucky says, deftly serving them both the stew in big bowls, thick slices of wholemeal loaf perched on the side. It only take a moment for them to be seated, the pristine white of the tablecloth a perfect backdrop for the vibrant colour of the meal. Steve hums in delight with the first mouthful, and Bucky feels utter contentment then, sinking deep into the marrow of his bones.
Steven. G. Rogers might be a sly, scheming, silver tongued bastard, but he’s Bucky’s bastard.
And Bucky wouldn’t change a single damn thing about him.
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rosetowersfanfic · 6 years
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Wonder Boy
Just something that spiralled from me picturing Donald’s and Storkules’ first meeting being similar to Hercules and Meg’s.
Storkules rushed through the forest towards the sounds of battle. Ithaquack often had fights break out between the various - and generally pretty violent - immortals and creatures.
Depending on what was going on and why they were fighting, Storkules was either going to break up the fight or join in. It was usually both.
The demi-god smiled to himself. There was nothing that got the blood pumping like a glorious battle, except perhaps regaling to others the events of the battle in the most dramatic way possible.
Storkules came to a halt at a shallow river to quite a sight. The fight he’d heard only had two combatants, both of whom were closely matched; this was surprising since one was a full sized centaur and the other was a small, clearly angry duck.
Said duck, however, was also very good at channeling that anger into skilled combat, allowing him to keep up with the centaur’s brute strength. Water was splashed about, droplets catching the sunlight as the pair were focused only on each other; Storkules watched, unnoticed.
He was unable to take his eyes off the small duck’s movements, entranced by the quick and aggressive maneuvers as though he were watching a dance.
“Back off, ya big palooka!” The duck snapped, dodging the centaur’s grasp and kicking him in the left foreleg.
The centaur wobbled slightly and grunted, but righted himself easily and put on a cruel smile.
“Aw, c’mon,” he went for the duck again, this time managing to grab him and hold him tightly in his fist. “Just one little kiss. I gotcha outta that ravine, didn’t I?”
He held the duck up to his face with a leer. Storkules finally snapped out of his stupor and ran up to them.
“Excuse me, sir!” Storkules called out, hands on his hips in a heroic stance.
“Perhaps you should put the young gentleman down.”
The centaur glared at the demi-god; the duck rolled his eyes.
“Aw phooey. Look Wonder Boy, I’ve got this so scram.”
Storkules blinked, taken back. “Uh, sorry but are you not a duck in distress.”
The duck, who was trying to push himself out of the centaur’s grasp, quacked at him irritably.
“I’m a duck! I’m in distress! I’m fine, have a nice day!”
Storkules drew his sword. “W-well clearly you’re too close to the situation to fully grasp the danger you’re in and-” Storkules was interrupted by the centaur’s fist slamming into him, sending him somersaulting a few feet backwards and into the water.
The centaur approached him with a chuckle.
“Had enough pretty boy.”
Storkules sat upright and tried to process the situation, and suddenly realised he’d dropped his sword.
“Gah! My sword! C’mon, c’mon, a hero’s only as good as his sword!” He held his weapon in triumph for a few seconds before realising he’d grabbed a fish.
The centaur laughed hard and loud at the mistake, making him idle for a few crucial seconds.
The duck face palmed. “Use your head, ya dummy!”
Storkules grinned. “Not a bad idea…”
Storkules rushed forwards, headfirst into the centaur’s gut, shoving him backwards and making him lose his grip on the duck. Said duck splashed inelegantly into the water with a squawk.
He spluttered and thrashed around until Storkules picked him up.
“Ah, sorry,” Storkules set him on a low branch that reached out over the river. 
“That was dumb.”
The duck glared at him. “Yeah!”
They were both startled by grunting and saw the centaur getting back on his feet.
“Ah, one moment.” Storkules ran back to the centaur, already drawing back his fist. By the time the centaur had gotten to his hooves and turned to the demi-god, he only got a quick look before he saw stars as Storkules’ fist hit his face, easily launching him into the sky.
“Yes, a new personal record! Did you see that-” he turned back to the branch and realised the duck and hopped off and gotten back to shore; he was now in the process of trying to wring out his hat.
Storkules was struck dumb by him again, haloed by the sunlight reflecting off the water and casting a sparkling, golden glow on his wet feathers.
“Uh,” Storkules cleared his throat as he struggled with his words. “Are you alright, Mister-”
“Duck. Donald Duck,” he replied curtly, now focused on wringing out the hem of his shirt. “You can call me Donald.”
He then turned to face Storkules, hands on his hips in a challenging pose. “So, Wonder Boy, ya got a name to go with the muscles?”
Storkules blinked and stammered awkwardly, caught off guard by Donald’s boldness.
“W-well- it’s- uh- I’m-”
Donald rolled his eyes. “Yeesh, and people call me inarticulate.”
“S-storkules! My name is Storkules.”
Donald raised a brow. “Wait, Storkules? The demi-god? Son of Zeus? Legendary hero?”
Storkules nodded. Donald took a good look at him, from top to bottom.
“Huh, I always pictured you as a redhead. Well, I guess we found the right place. This is Ithaquack, right?”
Storkules nodded again.
Donald huffed and started to walk off. “Welp, better find my sister and uncle. Who knows what kinda trouble they’ve gotten themselves into.”
Storkules scrambled after him. “Perhaps I should accompany you! I know this island like the back of my hand, and I could never forgive myself if I allowed some other foul being to attack you!”
Donald rolled his eyes. “Yeah, okay. They’ll have probably started a fight by the time we find them, so I guess some more help couldn’t hurt.”
Storkules grinned. “Excellent! Say, how did you find Ithaquack? Most mortals don’t even know of it.”
“My uncle isn’t most mortals. We flew here in my sister’s plane and hit a storm. We had to bail out and got separated. I got stuck in a ravine cause I was tied up in my parachute,” he grimaced.
Storkkules frowned. “That explains how you got involved with, well…”
Donald rolled his eyes. “The pinhead with hooves? He got me out and wanted a reward. Guess he’s just one of those immortals who thinks “no” means “yes” and “eat rocks” means “take me, I’m yours”.” Donald punctuated the last statement by getting up in Storkules’ face and batting his eyelashes.
“Probably just as well Uncle Scrooge wasn’t there, all you did was punch that creep to the other end of the island. Last time some demon flirted with Della he threw salt at it.”
Storkules nodded along with him. Okay, more names. He had a sister named Della and an uncle called-
“Wait, Scrooge, as in THE Scrooge McDuck!”
Donald sighed. “You’ve heard of him?”
“From my uncle, Lord Hades. McDuck has managed to dodge death so many times we’re not even sure if he’s mortal anymore. I mean, others have had a good run, many far older than your uncle. But they generally live quieter lives or try harder to avoid danger.”
Storkules found a large boulder to climb onto and struck a pose.
“He is a legend in the Underworld! He’s fought with the most dangerous creatures imaginable, gone to places no mortal can even conceive, you must feel so blessed to have him as an uncle- hey! Where are you going!”
“To find him before he finally gets himself sent to the Underworld. You coming?” Storkules ran to catch him up.
“My apologies, Donald. I understand your worries, Ithaquack has many dangers and it would be best to find your family soon.” He went quiet as a worrying thought came to mind.
“So, your uncle doesn’t approve of you dating?”
Donald rubbed the back of his head. “Well, it’s mainly when some creep bugs us that he gets involved. Mortal or not, he usually jumps to our rescue,” he rolled his eyes. “Despite the fact that we’re adults now, but what can ya do?”
Storkules mulled over Donald’s answer for a moment. “So, what if you were to consent to a relationship with… uh, I dunno, an angel, a gorgon, a demi-god… purely hypothetical of course!”
Donald raised a brow at Storkules, who was now sweating profusely, and shrugged.
“Well, my sister had that fling with a dryad (can’t remember her name actually), but I’ve only been in relationships with mortals.”
Storkules deflated. “O-oh, uh, but would you ever consider a non-mortal?”
“Eh, to be honest, you guys are kinda complicated. Weird old traditions, crazy families. Not to mention you’re gonna outlive me,” he shrugged again. “It was why Della and the dryad didn’t work out. No offence, but dating a god can get really weird.”
Storkules nodded. “I suppose I can understand. My existence is rather complicated; family dinners with Aunt Hera are still incredibly awkward.”
Donald chuckled nervously. “Uh yeah, I guess it would be. To be fair I kinda get why people want to date you guys.” They stopped at a long log blocking their path, which Donald calmly hopped onto. “The fancy gifts, the cool stuff you can show us, plus your basically gonna be hot forever,” he continued, turning to gesture at Storkules on the last point.
The two stared at each other for a moment as they both processed what Donald just said.
Donald’s face suddenly turned red. 
“Gah! I-I mean in general and uh-” Donald lost his footing and fell to the other side of the log with a thud.
“Are you alright?” Storkules asked, looking over the log.
Donald stared up with an expression of resignation. “It’s fine, I only hurt my dignity. Don’t worry, I’m pretty used to it.”
All of the sudden they heard shouting.
“Curse me kilts!”
“Bring it on, ugly!”
Donald stood up and dusted himself off.
“That was my family!” He ran in the direction of the voices.
“It sounds like they’re on the beach!” Storkules ran after Donald with a grin.
A potential relationship with a handsome duck with warrior blood and an opportunity to impress said duck’s family by helping them fight an attacker. This was definitely better than beating his personal record.
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Chester Conklin.
Filmografía
- Ganarse la vida (corto de 1914) - Policeman / Bum (debut cinematográfico, sin acreditar)
- La extraña situación de Mabel (corto de 1914) - Marido
- Mabel al volante (corto de 1914) - El padre de Mabel
- Atrapado en un cabaret (corto de 1914) Camarero / Lacayo (sin acreditar)
- The Masquerader (corto de 1914) - Actor de cine
- Romance perforado de Tillie (1914) - Mr.Whoozis / Singing Waiter (sin acreditar)
- A Bird's A Bird (corto de 1915) - Marido
- The Love Thief (1916) - Papel menor
- La cabaña del tío Tom (1918)
- Yankee Doodle en Berlín (1919) - Oficial de húsares de la cabeza de la muerte
Faldas (1921)
- Té: ¡Con una patada! (1923) - Jiggs - Conductor de taxi
- Deseo (1923) - Oland Young
- Anna Christie (1923) - Tommy
- Norte de Nevada (1924) - Lem Williams
- El pez galopante (1924) - Jonah
- La patrulla de incendios (1924) - Bombero
- La esposa de otro hombre (1924) - Rumrunner
- Codicia (1924) - 'Popper' Sieppe
- Battling Bunyan (1924) - Un extraño
- Un año de vida (1925) - Froquin
- El mago de Oz (1925) - Papel menor (sin acreditar)
- El fantasma de la ópera (1925) - Orderly (sin acreditar)
- La esposa de mi vecino (1925) - Camarógrafo
- Under the Rouge (1925) - Sr. Fleck
- ¿Donde estaba? (1925) - Elmer
- La escalera sinuosa (1925) - Onery
- El gran robo de joyas (1925) - Cootie Joe
- La novia enmascarada (1925) - Wine Waiter
- Una mujer del mundo (1925) - Sam Poore
- Los compradores de placer (1925) - Burke
- El gran amor (1925) - Perkins
- Detrás del frente (1926) - Scottie
- Juventud fascinante (1926) - Él mismo
- Una celebridad social (1926) - Johann Haber
- La mujer salvaje (1926) - 'Kodiak' MacLean
- Dilo de nuevo (1926) - Prince Otto V
- La duquesa de Buffalo (1926) - Gerente de hotel
- El naufragio nervioso (1926) - Mort
- Amantes de la medianoche (1926) - Moriarity
- La dama del harén (1926) - Ali
- Estamos en la Marina ahora (1926) - -Capitán de la Marina Smithers
- Pisos de McFadden (1927) - Jock McTavish
- Un beso en un taxi (1927) - Maraval
- Cabaret (1927) - Jerry Trask
- Tacones de goma (1927) - Tennyson Hawks
- Díselo a Sweeney (1927) - Luke Beamish
- Dos jóvenes llameantes (1927) - Sheriff Ben Holden.
Los caballeros las prefieren rubias (1928) - Juez
- Romance perforado de Tillie (1928) - Dueño del circo
- El gran ruido (1928) - John Sloval
- Locos por la suerte (1928) - Samuel Hunter
- Beau Broadway (1928)
- Varsity (1928) - Pop Conlan
- La casa encantada (1928) - Mr.Rackham
- Taxi 13 (1928) - Angus Mactavish
- Marquis Preferred (1929) - Sr.Gruger
- Sunset Pass (1929) - Ventoso
- Casa del terror (1929) - Chester
- The Studio Murder Mystery (1929) - George (Studio Gateman)
- Escaleras de arena (1929) - Tim
- Fast Company (1929) - Presidente de la Cámara de Comercio
- El virginiano (1929) - tío "Pa" Hughey
- El espectáculo de espectáculos (1929) - - Policía de tráfico en el número 'Bicicleta construida para dos'
- Columpio alto (1930) - Sheriff
- El comerciante del amor (1930) - Nelson
- El maestro barrendero (1930)
- Su majestad, amor (1931) - Emil
- Aleluya, soy un vagabundo (1933) - Domingo
- The Big Broadcast of 1936 (1935) - -Trabajador de alcantarillado (sin acreditar)
- Tiempos modernos (1936) - Mecánico
- The Preview Murder Mystery (1936) - Comediante
- La llamada de la pradera (1936) - Sheriff Sandy McQueen
- Hotel Haywire (1937) - O'Shea (sin acreditar)
- Río abandonado (1937) - Sheriff Alec Grundy
- Todos los días son vacaciones (1937) - Cabby
- Zenobia (1939) - Farmer (sin acreditar)
- The Spellbinder (1939) - Courtroom Extra (sin acreditar)
- Cabalgata de Hollywood (1939) - Sheriff
- El Sr. Smith va a Washington (1939) - Sección Hombre en Prensa de la Galería del Senado (sin acreditar)
- Chip of the Flying U (1939) - Joe (sin acreditar)
- Henry Goes Arizona (1939) - Conductor de autobús (sin acreditar)
- El gran dictador (1940) - Cliente de barbero
- Li'l Abner (1940) - Alcalde Gurgle
- Sweetheart of the Campus (1941) - The Prisoner-Vagrant (sin acreditar)
- Here Comes Mr.Jordan (1941) - Vendedor de periódicos (sin acreditar)
- Harmon of Michigan (1941) - Mandril de gasolina
- Un pie en el cielo (1941) - Hombre llorando durante el bautismo (sin acreditar)
- Jesse James at Bay (1941) - Town Drunk (sin acreditar)
- Los viajes de Sullivan (1941) - Old Bum (sin acreditar)
- Honolulu Lu (1941) - Joe - Keystone Ko.
Valley of the Sun (1942) - Soldier at Hitching Rail (sin acreditar)
- El notable Andrew (1942) - Tendero (sin acreditar)
- Romance on the Range (1942) - Miembro de Lynch Mob (sin acreditar)
In Old California (1942) - Town Drunk (sin acreditar)
- Hijos de los pioneros (1942) - Old-Timer
- La historia de Palm Beach (1942) - Sexto miembro Ale and Quail Club
- Me casé con una bruja (1942) - Party Bartender (sin acreditar)
- Sra. Wiggs de Cabbage Patch (1942) - Borracha (sin acreditar)
- X Marks the Spot (1942) - Vagrant (sin acreditar)
- ¡Los verdugos también mueren! (1943) Cook (sin acreditar)
- Ley de Artemisa (1943) - Dueño de un caballo (sin acreditar)
- The Avenging Rider (1943) - Town Drunk (sin acreditar)
- Riders of the Rio Grande (1943) - Barfly (sin acreditar)
- Así que esto es Washington (1943) - Inventor con ametralladora de bolsillo (sin acreditar)
- Sweet Rosie O'Grady (1943) - Cliente de Flugelman's (sin acreditar)
- Mi reino para un cocinero (1943) - Conductor de taxi (sin acreditar)
- La vuelta al mundo (1943) - Waiter (sin acreditar)
- El milagro de Morgan's Creek (1943) - Pete (sin acreditar)
- Knickerbocker Holiday (1944) - Town Trumpeter (sin acreditar)
- Las aventuras de Mark Twain (1944) - Juez del concurso de salto de rana (sin acreditar)
- Hombre de Frisco (1944) - Hombre de equipaje (sin acreditar)
- Buenas noches, cariño (1944) - Bottle Man
- La rosa amarilla de Texas (1944) - Drunken Gambler (sin acreditar)
- Una hoja de higuera para Eva (1944) - Camarero
- El gran momento (1944) - Paciente asustado (sin acreditar)
- Salve al héroe conquistador (1944) - Western Union Man (sin acreditar)
- Something for the Boys (1944) - Papel secundario (sin acreditar)
- Sunday Dinner for a Soldier (1944) - Fotógrafo (sin acreditar)
- Can't Help Singing (1944) - Jugador de póquer (sin acreditar)
- Traición desde el este (1945) - (sin acreditar)
- A Guy, a Gal and a Pal (1945) - Propietario de la estación (sin acreditar)
- Millones de Brewster (1945) - Stage Doorman (sin acreditar)
- Tener un crimen maravilloso (1945) - Propietario de motel (sin acreditar)
- El gran John L. (1945) - Haggerty (sin acreditar).
Road to Utopia (1945) - Concursante aficionado al banjo (sin acreditar)
- Pequeño gigante (1946) - Hotel Valet (sin acreditar)
- Suave como la seda (1946) - Doorman (sin acreditar)
- Fear (1946) - Railroad Switchman (sin acreditar)
- The Hoodlum Saint (1946) - Cop (sin acreditar)
- Two Sisters from Boston (1946) - Street Cleaner (sin acreditar)
- Ella escribió el libro (1946) - Man at Bar (sin acreditar)
- Cantando en el maíz (1946) - Austin Driver
- Canción de Scheherazade (1947) - Sailor (sin acreditar)
- Canción del páramo (1947) - El carcelero
- The Trouble with Women (1947) - Comedia nte (sin acreditar)
- Los peligros de Pauline (1947) - Comic Chef
- Primavera en las sierras (1947) - Old-Timer
- Jesse James Rides Again (1947, Serial) - Roy (sin acreditar)
- El hijo de Rusty (1947) - Empleado de panadería (sin acreditar)
- Merton of the Movies (1947) - Keystone Kop (sin acreditar)
- My Wild Irish Rose (1947) - Hombre escoltado fuera del teatro por la policía (sin acreditar)
- The Wreck of the Hesperus (1948) - Hostler (sin acreditar)
- ¿No es romántico? (1948) - Townsman (sin acreditar)
- Un domingo por la tarde (1948) - Empleado (sin acreditar)
- Knock on Any Door (1949) - Barber (sin acreditar)
- Tulsa (1949) - Patrón del casino de juego (sin acreditar)
- La hermosa rubia de Bashful Bend (1949) - Messenger Boy
- Brimstone (1949) - Borracho (sin acreditar)
- Jiggs y Maggie en Jackpot Jitters (1949) Amigo de Jiggs (sin acreditar)
- My Friend Irma (1949) - Camarero del salón de té gitano (sin acreditar)
- El semental dorado (1949) - Viejo
- El hombre del buen humor (1950) - - Jardinero que corta arbustos (sin acreditar)
- Joe Palooka en Humphrey se arriesga (1950) - Prentice
- Fancy Pants (1950) - Invitado (sin acreditar)
- Never a Dull Moment (1950) - Albert (sin acreditar)
- Shakedown (1950) - Chet (sin acreditar)
- Right Cross (1950) - El camarero de Haggerty (sin acreditar)
- The Milkman (1950) - Hombre (sin acreditar)
- Let's Dance (1950) - Watchman (sin acreditar)
- Mi espía favorito (1951) - Cómic corto (sin acreditar)
- Son of Paleface (1952) - 2nd Bartender (sin acreditar)
- Doc Corkle (1952, Serie de TV)
Private Hell.
La bestia con un millón de ojos (1955) - Ben Webber
- Mujer Apache (1955) - Dick Mooney
- Rock-A-Bye Baby (1958) - Bit Role (sin acreditar)
- Paradise Alley (1962) - Sr.Gregory
- A Big Hand for the Little Lady (1966) - Old Man in Saloon (película final).
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Silent star Lillian Gish was also great in sound films. A few others who transitioned to talkies.
Greta Garbo in Anna Christie. D: Clarence Brown (1930). “Gimme a visky, ginger ale on the side and don’t be stingy baby!” was the first line when MGM’s brightest silent star made her debut in an adaptation of a Eugene O’Neill play, and people heard the Swedish accent some executives thought would sink her. Instead, it became her biggest asset.
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert. D: William A. Seiter (1933). Hard to believe, considering how integral Laurel’s English accented malapropisms (“A blizzard is the outside of a buzzard”) and the touch of North Georgia that underlaid Hardy’s buffoonish pomposity (“A lot of weather we’ve been having lately”) were to the team’s appeal, but they started out in the twenties and made 32 hilarious silent shorts before effortlessly transitioning to sound. This domestic comedy where the two try to deceive their wives, to attend a fraternal lodge convention (Stan: “That’s our story and we’re stuck with it”) was their best.
Jean Arthur in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. D: Frank Capra (1939). Arthur had a cracked voice and a stalled silent career, but when people started realizing the cracked voice was kind of sexy (especially when combined with crack comic timing) she became an enduring star. As the cynical journalist (“When I came here, my eyes were big blue question marks. Now, they’re big green dollar marks”) hired to waylay an idealistic young senator” James Stewart, only to find she’s in love with the overgrown (literal) boy scout, she’s funny, pensive and inspiring, sometimes all at once.
Wallace Beery in The Champ. D: King Vidor (1931). Beery had a thriving silent career, usually playing villains, thugs and other menacing types. But the roughness of his voice (which sounded like his last name) combined with his craggy face was perfect for playing palookas with hearts of gold. In this tearjerker about an alcoholic ex-heavyweight champion trying to hold on to his son in a custody battle with his ex-wife, the combination won him an Oscar, and a new career.
Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. D: Billy Wilder (1950). After a three-decade career in silents, Swanson’s career was more  sidelined  by some disastrous business decisions than by the arrival of sound, but as a washed-up (and insane) silent star trying to put together a comeback in this very meta film noir she had her comeback anyway. “You’re Norma Desmond,” says the hack writer (William Holden) that she hires to write for her. “You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.” “I AM BIG,” she answers, “It’s the pictures that got small!”
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Dear Joe Biden, Please Accept Your Loss When It’s Time
Joe, I’m writing to ask a favor. Don’t be a bum, a palooka. If you lose the election, lose it graciously. Don’t drag a damaged America through a long fight designed to cripple the next Trump term, the way Democrats did in 2016. Those same voices are gonna want you to never concede, to “sue ’til it’s Blue” but you gotta do the right thing. Don’t be the guy to wreck America.
While two months can change a lot, it doesn’t look like November 3 is gonna be your night, kid. So far you got nothing to offer but you’re Not Trump, and because I know you play some poker, that’s stretching a pair of twos too far. Pennsylvania new voter registrations added 150,000 more Republicans than Democrats. Trump is beating you on Latino outreach, Joe, and owns the Cuban vote (as well the formidable Jewish vote) in crucial Florida. A pollster on our podcast believes the “shy Trump voter” effect is even stronger today than in 2016.
I’ve seen it myself. I know the way many Trader Joe Americans noodle around when they want to see if it’s OK to talk about Trump. They’ve done well in the economy. They’ve noticed the wars have tapered down. Once they open up, they say they’re afraid you’ll lose control to the progressives nipping at the party’s heels. When Elizabeth Warren childishly sneaks in a pro-BLM message during your convention, they don’t see the justice they titularly support, they see chaos. And the looting they roll their eyes over happening in New York is now in Wisconsin and Minnesota. Swing states, Joe, on literal fire under Democratic gubernatorial leadership.
I know you are counting on the left behind, out of work Americans without 401ks as your people, but Joe, they aren’t. Those folks are Trump’s base. They don’t blame him, they think he fights for them. You and I can have a lo-carb beer alongside a little Maalox, or maybe just some nice Jell-O, after you retire and try to make sense of that, but you can’t say it ain’t so, Joe.
So whattaya got? Russiagate was a lie built on falsified FISA documents, sleazy CIA-aligned operatives, and paid-for propaganda. Impeachment failed. None of that screams “trust me.” Large numbers of voters don’t blame Trump for COVID, and statistics show the worst economic damage to individual wallets has been done by Democratic governors willing to act against their own citizens to politically damage Trump. A Democratic governor keeps kids from school and you want the parents to blame Trump? Your party Goebbels’ are down to whimpering about violations of the Hatch Act most non-Beltway American know nothing of and care less about, and the Post Office.
The Post Office, Joe? That’s your big talking point two months out? You sound like Jan Brady trying to snitch on her brothers. Seriously, enough with the post office. The USPS handles 472.1 million mailpieces a day. There are only 153 million registered voters in the U.S., and typically only about 60 percent of them even bother to vote. You still get your paper Lands End catalog; handling the ballots is nothing.
You aren’t the only candidate using the Not Trump strategy. Your real opponent is Stay Home; that’s where a lot of the Never Trumpers may end up. Last election 42 percent of eligible voters stayed home and likely cost Hillary the election; registered voters who didn’t vote were more Democratic-leaning than the registered voters who turned out. In 2020 most of your younger “Democrats” aren’t. They hate Trump more than they hate you, but they’re not part of your party. They’d really like a third party, for change, but until then they’ve made it pretty clear they won’t vote for crappy candidates like you (or Hillary) just because Rachel Maddow scolds them. They told you all, twice, they wanted Bernie and the party stiffed them.
More? You didn’t get any post-convention bounce, not even with both Obamas. Nice try with Kamala, by the way, but the only people who vote based on the VP choice are thinking you won’t make it past 100 days. And talk about a plan backfiring, research suggests the more Democrats message democracy is dead and Trump is going to win by cheating no matter what, the lower Democratic turnout will be. That’s on top of recent polls suggesting voter enthusiasm (which drives turnout) for you lags Trump in key battleground states. And you have to privately admit, Trump’s mantra about you—that Joe sent your jobs to China and your sons to war—cuts pretty deep across those all-important Midwestern states.
And that brings me to the favor I’m asking for. If you really lose, concede. Thank everyone, promise Kamala will be back fighting in 2024, and affirm the system worked. Don’t gin up a Konstitutional Krisis. If you really really have unambiguous proof of fraud, lay it all out in one splash, no weeks of leaks and hearings, and make sure it is clear enough all but the most committed ideologues have to admit you are right. You will save America. Because if the message is “burn it down” people just might.
Everybody sees what those around you are planning. Even you warned Trump will steal the election. Rep. James Clyburn said he believes the president “plans to install himself in some kind of emergency way to continue to hold onto office.” Hillary dictated you should not concede under any circumstances because “eventually I do believe he will win.” Her strategy for you is a lengthy legal battle after the election, a sue ’til your blue which envisions November 3 as only an opening act, followed by counts and recounts of mail-in ballots, followed by court challenges, all in hope of shifting public opinion toward not accepting the election.
Hillary made a good run at that four years ago, convincing a fair number of people her popular vote win meant the Electoral College didn’t count. But in the end she failed, Trump took office, and America slipped deeper into division. 
The poster child for being a Good Loser, Al Gore, is teeing it up for you as well. Gore believes the military will eventually have to remove Trump from office. That was the headline. But pay attention to Gore’s whole statement, the part when he said “there’s no intermediate step between a Supreme Court decision and violent revolution. You can always explore the option of dragging something out, tearing the country apart, mobilizing partisans against one another in the streets, but it is not a wise course for our country.” Gore of course is talking about Trump doing that, but I’m talking about you, Joe.
America can’t handle it so please don’t bring it on us. Don’t listen to the voices saying you have to save democracy by refusing to accept the election results. We are so divided that you refusing to go along with the vote, fanning the flames by claiming the popular vote is controlling, insisting racism lost you the election or otherwise playing to the hate could set off something that will be hard to control. It could ruin whatever confidence Americans have left in our system, flawed as it may be. You won’t inspire people, you will inflame them. Your opponent will fight a nasty campaign. Fight hard back. But when it is over, don’t fake losing, own losing. The critical tool for the ending of democracy is people’s conditioned readiness to believe it does not work anymore.
Joe, we’re both old enough to love the movie On the Waterfront, starring Marlon Brando at his most perfect. You remember the key scene, in the car with his mobster brother. Brando, a prize fighter who could have gone all the way, took a fall to make the mob money betting against him. Brando realizes giving in, doing what the dark forces wanted him to do even when he knew it was so wrong, ruined him. He made some money, sure. But he knew he was a bum, a palooka, when he maybe could’ve had class, could have been somebody.
Leave Hillary and Stacey Abrams in the history books as bitter losers. Fight your fight, Joe, and then do the right thing for yourself, your legacy, for America.
Peter Van Buren, a 24-year State Department veteran, is the author of We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People, Hooper’s War: A Novel of WWII Japan, and Ghosts of Tom Joad: A Story of the 99 Percent.
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Hotspur and Crunch No. 1070, cover dated 19 April 1980. King Cobra cover by Ron Smith. Inside was a Starhawk story with art by Ian Kennedy.
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Also news of a new strip next issue with links to a much older DC Thomson strip.
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DC Thomson.
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Hotspur and Crunch No. 1080.
28 June 1980 for 10p.
'Son of the Big Palooka' cover.
The Big Palooka had been a police/army strip with several runs in Adventure, The Hornet and The Hotspur. As was common the cover here is a resized interior panel.
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Hotspur and Crunch No. 1077.
7 June 1980.
Son of the Big Palooka cover. The artwork came from an interior panel.
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