#someone write this please

[winterbuckwild]

Steve is a body positive fitness streamer with a focus on flexibility and reducing pain.

Eddie is a gaming streamer who sits cross legged at an angle on his gaming chair for hours on end and, on camera, seems to suffer no particular after effects.

Steve does a video including a clip from one of Eddie's streams on bad posture with stretches on how to correct it and avoid severe back pain and get a dm only an hour later from a very grateful metalhead who was on his third dose of ibuprofen of the day and sounded like a rice krispie when he moved.

Steve clearly takes this as a challenge.

#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #fic prompt #my writing #someone write this please #my brain no worky

[lucidpillows]

star lacrosse co-captain alex / rebellious musical talent henry

#taylor zakhar perez #tzp #rwrb #red white and royal blue #firstprince #nicholas galitzine #someone write this please

[melonjollyranche]

Y'all remember when Matt sniffed the socks Chris had just worn? It got me thinking and I now believe he sniffs panties. Like I NEED to see a fic where the reader walks in on him jerking off to her panties and she puts them in his mouth as punishment while she rides him like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE idc who writes it I just want to see it

#sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo fic #someone write this please

[fotibrit]

Most of Tony’s personal notes were in his own unique language. Everyone thinks his work is lost, when he dies, until Peter steps forward admitting that Tony taught him the language. Peter is put in charge of translating Tony’s remaining plans when he finds a suspicious note on Tony’s desk, in the language only two people speak, that completely convinces Peter that Tony faked his death

#tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spiderman #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #irondad #spiderson #someone write this please #fine ill write it #the summary of one of my wips

[blueberry-obsessed]

Okay but what if there was an ice cream shop au and Max was Charles' dog sitter? What if one of Charles' friends recommended Max since Leo is such a menace and can't be trusted inside the shop lest he eat the chocolate ice cream?? What if Charles doesn't trust him with his little innocent puppy at first but then he sees just how sweet Max is with Leo and falls head over heels??? What then????

#Someone write this please #I'm begging #And then Max introduces Leo and Charles to his cats and they become a big happy family of five #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #CL16 #MV1

[nona-gay-simus]

Okay, Modern AU Griddlehark idea since I'm not using it:

Harrow and Gideon start hooking up and Harrow starts asking Gideon for "dirty pics". Except because Harrow is a demisexual Catholic nun, her idea of what constitutes "dirty" is extremely PG-13 rated. So it would be stuff like, biceps, calfs, abs, thighs. And over time, the "dirty" pics just become normal selfies. She would text What are you doing rn? And Gideon would send her a selfie of herself, brushing her teeth.

#griddlehark #griddlehark au #griddlehark fanfic #tlt #the locked tomb #someone write this please #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus

[l0sert0wn]

As much as I love reading smut of Miguel O’Hara, some fluff would be nice too 😩 like let me give this man a hug. Or writers imagine, a single dad Miguel x teacher reader 👀 with like fluff and some smut in it. Like ugh that would be so cute! SOMEONE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

#marvel #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o’hara x y/n #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara #miguel ohara x y/n #miguel ohara x reader #miguel ohara x you #spider man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE

[imnotadogiswear]

What if we wrote characters reading thirst posts like on Jimmy Kimmel

#yeah yeah the villains too #alex rider #assassin's creed #yassen gregorovich #ian rider #john rider #ben daniels #alan blunt #k-unit #alex rider tv #connor kenway #haytham kenway #edward kenway #jacob frye #evie frye #ezio auditore #altaïr ibn la'ahad #Someone write this please #some of y’all have to face your sins

[evilwinterfruit]

Laszlo getting shoved back into a carriage at knifepoint by a gangster.

#yeah #this awakened something in me #and illy #the alienist #laszlo kreizler #someone write this please #mine #my gifs

[deleteddewewted]

I need more people to start writing fics where Nikolai breaks Captains Price in half while giving him backshots. I need that slutty waisted father of three to get his ass bred and demolished by his 50-something-year-old Russian multi-millionaire husband.

Tell me Price doesn't get his back blown out by this fucker. These two spent so much time in their youth sending one another letters and you expect me to think they haven't given each other a blowjob or two before deciding to just adopt orphaned war criminals together?

#Someone write this please #I begeth of you #cod #nikolai x price #price x nikolai #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #dd rambles #dd speaks

[iolypse]

shadowgast imodna stargazing double date

#I just think it would be neat #shadowgast #imodna #southern gothic #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #imogen temult #laudna #critical role #the mighty nein #bells hells #someone write this please #I would but I have like two other projects im knee deep in right now

[bookcluberror]

Alright, I'm desperate for a Halloween Shouto Todoroki drabble where he and Reader hook up at (or after) a party, while in costume, and don't realize who the other person is. Truth only comes out once you and your BFF (and secret crush??), ShotoTodo, hang out and confess to your first steamy, mystery, one night stand... with each other?!?!??

I... I have no excuses for my behavior.

#i totally understand how hastags work... #SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE #bnha shoto #bnha shoto todoroki #bnha shouto #shouto x reader #shoto x reader #todoroki #mha todoroki #todoroki x reader #shouto todoroki #shoto todoroki #todoroki smut #bnha reader insert #shouto x y/n #todoroki x y/n #bnha smut #bce.prompts #bce #BookClubError #requests #ffe #fanficerror #errorwrites

[rowanthesorcerer]

having an idea. might have been done before. can’t promise i’ll ever get round to it tho so imma share with y’all. maybe one of you can write it

but basically a Rime route fic. the premise being that he ditches the LOS pretty quick, or maybe it’s an enemies to lovers thing where he’s trying to steal that book (i forget the name but ya know in Felix’s route he steals the flesh book)

i’m making this up as i go hold on

ok so

-Rime back to life

-Rime tries to steal flesh book

-meets MC in doing so, doesn’t like them you know how it goes

-Rime gives the flesh book to LOS

-Rime has his little “i don’t wanna work for this dude anymore” moment and comes to hang out with the gang

-There is a conversation with Felix where they agree to be just friends (i love love love Felix and Rime together but for the purpose of this fic they’re just good pals 😭) (Rime does have 2 hands for holding tho so it very well can be MCxRimexFelix fic)

-Rime teaches MC to use the astrolabe like a mentor

-Rime teaches MC to heal others, but we also have a fun “we physically heal wounds now but let’s learn to emotionally heal this deer man using love and not magic” sort of thing happening

-we heal the deer man emotionally, there’s all sorts of shenanigans

-LOS is obvi mad that Rime went against him so that’s the overall big bad thing happening

uhhh yeah, and then we win 👍

Rime has to get a cool new outfit tho like how Felix and Sage did. maybe i’ll design that at the very least.

thats everything, feel free to use this idea, either in full or use it as a foundation and make your own thing idk, just make sure i see the finished thing so i can read it. that’s all i ask.

#last legacy #felix iskandar escellun #anisa anka #fictif last legacy #rime solano varela #sage lesath #fictif #i miss him #he should have his own route #he was so funny #someone write this please #i’m busy writing my own book rn

[buckleywheel3r]

Vampire Nancy? Vampire Nancy!! ohmygOD VAMPIRE NANCY

#just. think abt it for a bit. #my brain is having thougts for the first time in months #vampire! nancy who bites robin /affectionately at every chance she gets #someone write this please #ive been thinking abt vampire nancy for weeks now #she tells robin about it and robin cant tell wether she's shocked scared or extremely turned on #'oh so youre a vampire? thats so girlboss of you' twirls hair #ronance #stranger things #nancy wheeler

[rauchendesgnu]

Ok but consider this modern AU:

Jaskier wakes up one morning at a place he doesn‘t recognize without any recollection of how he came to be there. He‘s a little freaked out but maybe everything‘s fine, his cousin Ferrant is known to sleepwalk, so if he locks the front door and hides the key he should be fine. He goes about his day and then evening, and the next morning he‘s in his bed and his door is locked and everything is fine. It goes fine for a week.

Jaskier comes to his senses in the restrooms of a gas station with a fucking hole in his stomach and his body black and blue. He‘s kind of freaking out and blacks out again. The next time he wakes up, he‘s back in his room and his wounds are bandaged. There‘s seven missed calls on an unfamiliar phone on his night table which is ringing, waking him.

„You should take that call,“ a person sitting in a chair in the corner of a room.

The person on the other end calls him a Geralt, whatever the hell that is. Jaskier stammers something about the wrong number and hangs up. The person in the corner is gone.

He‘s got an awful couple of days, keeps falling asleep at work because he‘s afraid of going to bed at night. Essi and Valdo are worried (it‘s really bad when you know that Valdo is worried) but Jaskier doesn‘t know how to explain what‘s been happening to him without sounding like he‘s nuts..

And then he wakes up standing in a dark alley, covered in blood, dead bodies around him. And there‘s a voice in his head going Move. Now.

So Jaskier discovers that there‘s a ghost living in his head, taking over his body sometimes. He doesn‘t want to give up his body even though Geralt (that‘s the ghost‘s name) insists because what the fuck is this Geralt even doing when Jaskier is forced into a tiny little corner of his own mind?

So they bicker and they fight and Jaskier explains the underground and cars and electricity to Geralt and Geralt comments and complains about everything Jaskier does. Sometimes Geralt will try to get Jaskier to submit his body to him and then Jaskier will not speak with him for a day and Geralt will apologize and they move on. Jaskier tries not to sound like a lunatic when he‘s talking to the voice only he can hear (he almost loses it when Geralt looks at Valdo and calls him a witless, croaking, peacocking bastard).

And then Geralt gets the hang of television and starts watching the news. He calls it checking the notice board whatever that means and then he‘s trying to possess Jaskier‘s body again. And Jaskier fucking lets him when he explains what he‘s been doing (turns out Geralt is not the ghost of a serial killer, he‘s hunting monsters. Actual fucking monsters) under one condition.

„You‘re not going to put me where I‘ve been the other times. I‘m going to observe.“

No way.

„My body, my rules.“

Jaskier, I‘m trying to protect you.

„Take it or leave it, I don‘t care. If you want to hunt that… that bruxa or whatever, then you have to let me watch.“

And they go and Jaskier‘s body gets hurt and Geralt doesn‘t acknowledge Jaskier at all, despite how he patches the wounds up and drives them to the hospital. Jaskier apologizes but Geralt stays quiet.

After a week Jaskier fears that Geralt has left him. He tries not to think too much about how sad that thought makes him. He starts to feel lonely in his own mind.

He‘s watching a rerun of Frozen on TV when Geralt talks to him again.

There‘s someone you need to visit for me.

And that‘s how Jaskier meets Yennefer of Vengerberg who looks not older than 25, is apparently over 500 years old. Huh.

Jaskier keeps mediating between Yen and Geralt who very definitely had something going on that was interrupted by Geralt‘s untimely demise until they reach an understanding.

(Basically, Jaskier softening Geralt‘s barbs when Yen riles him up which results in Geralt becoming even angrier. But Jaskier knows the voice in his head well, so he translates and can come to the reason they‘re actually at Yennefer‘s.)

So, Yennefer is a sorceress and she can work on a way to extract Geralt‘s conscience from Jaskier‘s body. Jaskier pretends he isn‘t hurt by the fact that Geralt doesn‘t enjoy his company but Geralt‘s a grown man-ghost whatever, so he can make decisions on his own. So Jaskier lets Yennefer work on him and when he wakes up he feels strangely empty.

He thanks Yennefer and leaves, suddenly aware of how quiet everything is. He realizes that Geralt kept dark thoughts at bay, that he was a reassurance. Even if Jaskier was shit at throwing a punch, Geralt wasn‘t.

It takes another week before he realizes Yen didn‘t tell him what happens to Geralt when he doesn‘t have a host to possess. I‘m not sad, he tells his friends. He drinks a lot to get over a man he never even knew.

There‘s a knock on his door. It‘s in the middle of the night and Jaskier doesn‘t expect guests so he‘s surprised. He does open the door to find a man standing there, wringing his hands. He‘s got long white hair and yellow eyes. He looks mildly uncomfortable.

Neither speaks.

„I came here with a bus,“ the man says. „I still don‘t get why everyone uses them. What happened to horses?“

And Jaskier understands.

„Geralt,“ he whispers, „You came back.“

And finally, finally they hug and Jaskier buries his face in Geralt‘s shoulder and he listens to Geralt‘s breathing and the murmured words, „Of course I came back, Jask. You‘re my home.“

#geraskier #the witcher #jaskier #geralt #geralt x jaskier #ao3 fanfic #witcher fanfiction #yes I watched moon knight how did you guess #someone write this please #I would do it myself but I am stuck on another bazillion wips that want to be written #ghosts #medium

[editorbit]

Astarion having a child and it gets his eyes. His old eyes

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #little flufftober idea #someone write this please