#someone turn off my cards please 😂

[xpao-bearx]

"Like A Virgin"

Steven Grant x Fem!Reader/Jake Lockley x Fem!Reader/Marc Spector x Fem!Reader

Read Part 2 HERE

Read Part 3 HERE

Read Part 4 HERE

SUMMARY: Steven Grant has come to the devastating conclusion that he was fated to be single forever. Marc didn't care for romance, Jake was only interested in one-night stands, and Steven was--well...Steven.

But when you started working alongside him at the museum's gift shop--a pretty girl younger than him with a bright smile and a cloying kindness he hasn't been the recipient of in a long time--he begins to think that maybe romance is in the cards for him.

Especially when you are just as awkward as him and sinfully lovely.

AKA "the man without love" falls for "the virgin".

RATING: 18+ minors please do NOT interact!!! This fic will contain romance, smut, and generally mature content (though not ALL parts will have explicit smut).

NOTES: I recently rewatched Moon Knight and have been in the mood to write my own fic after reading countless of amazing ones on here, then outta the blue Madonna's song Like A Virgin got stuck in my head and it got me thinking "Huh... This song is cute for Steven if he gets a girlfriend. ACTUALLY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE IT COULD FIT ALL THE MOON KNIGHT BOYS"

And so... Tada! Here's le result~ Although I'm still working out the details, this fic will have ✨️6 PARTS✨️ This fic will PROBABLY be quite self-indulgent, and at times the way the reader is written could be a bit similar to an OC. I'm so sorry if that is the case, but please understand that I'm writing this for fun and I'm just going with the flow!

Some things will also be different from the show. For example, all the boys are actually aware of each other in this fic. I try to stick as close as possible to the source material, but hey this is my fic and like I said I just wanna have fun 😂

Thank you sooo much and I sincerely hope you enjoy!! Likes, comments, and reblogs are STRONGLY encouraged and appreciated so please don't be a silent reader!

Now... Join me as I hopelessly thirst over this RIDICULOUSLY gorgeous man both in fiction AND reality \(^o^)/

Part 1: Didn't know how lost I was until I found you

Steven willed his legs to go faster, pushing through London's usual busy morning crowd and into the museum he was cursed to work at. Clutching his bag in one hand, and the other holding his small thermos of coffee as he prayed to any Egyptian god listening that Donna wouldn't catch him this time.

But, of course, the only Egyptian god within Steven's vicinity was Khonshu. And the old bird only cared about how his Moon Knight was upholding his duties as his "Fist of Vengeance", not of his Avatar's petty human responsibilities such as "keeping a job".

"Late again, eh, Stevie?" Donna's annoying voice mocked Steven, pausing in his tracks as he sighed deeply and begrudgingly turned towards his boss.

"Sorry, Donna." He shot the blonde a forced smile, his grip on his thermos tightening. "Got stuck in traffic. You know how it is, yeah?"

"I wouldn't because unlike you, Stevie, I'm never late." Donna returned his fake smile along with a roll of her eyes. "Anyway, enough chatter. You've got someone working with you at the gift shop from now on. Maybe this way you won't be late, yeah? Teach her how to actually sell some bloody candy."

Steven opened his mouth to retort, but was quickly cut off when his new co-worker--you--stepped out from behind Donna. You were younger than him, around your twenties, and you were such a shy little thing with your head slightly ducked down. Your E/C eyes peeked out from behind the glasses framing your delicate features, long lashes fluttering as you flashed him a sweet smile. Your fingers fiddled nervously with the pink midi skirt you wore, matching the dainty pink ribbons that tied your H/C hair in two low pigtails.

Your smile faltered as your gaze met Steven's dark brown ones. He remained silent, mouth hanging agape as he stared at you as if you grew two heads. Your eyes lowered, heart threatening to burst right out of your poor chest.

Did you do something wrong? Maybe you should've ditched the ribbons, you looked ridiculous, right? Why was he staring at you? Oh, god, why was such a HOT guy staring at you?!

"Hello, uh, I'm Steven Grant." Your head snapped up, witnessing the twist of Steven's lips into a kind albeit awkward smile that accompanied a friendly little wave. "Steven..." He seemed to be rethinking his words before, ultimately, the dorky side of him won. "...with a V."

A smile once again bloomed across your face, feeling more at ease this time. "Hi, I'm Y/N L/N. With anxiety!" You chirped the latter a little too cheerfully, a light blush dusting your cheeks as you inwardly slapped yourself. No, punched yourself. "O-Oh, uh, I-I didn't mean that! I-I mean, no, it was just a joke--but a really BAD one, oh god--"

As you rambled nonsensically, Donna arched a judgmental brow at you before noticing the utterly smitten expression on Steven's face as he watched you with a huge goofy grin. Now both of Donna's eyebrows were raised to her hairline before she slowly backed away, leaving you two to fend for yourselves.

At least this time, though, Steven wouldn't be late anymore.

'She's so...'

'Weird.' Marc piped up in Steven's head.

'Amusing.' Jake snickered.

'...lovely.' Steven finished, eyes gleaming the same way it does for Egyptology as he continued to look at you as if you hung the moon in the sky.

He adored you instantly.

♡•••🌙•••♡

It's been two months since you started working at the museum's gift shop. During that time, you and Steven got closer. He discovered that you were a college dropout, reaching a stressful breaking point one day and deciding to just work for the meantime before figuring the rest of your life out. And as it turns out, you weren't so shy after all; once you were out your shell, you were just as big of a dork as Steven was and whenever you two were together, your shift passed by quickly--too quickly.

From the very first moment, you and Steven got along splendidly. He was a complete sweetheart and it always shattered your heart whenever Donna harassed him with any snarky and insensitive remarks.

Steven was used to it so he didn't mind it too much. What he wasn't used to, though, was you. You who was always so kind, lending a listening ear whenever he went on a passionate tangent regarding Egypt and even encouraging him on his dream of becoming the museum's tour guide. You who always graced him with a genuine smile that reached your ears, eyes sparkling whenever you see him as if he was your favourite art piece in the entire museum.

You who always made his heart race, palms sweaty, mind swirling without fail.

You had an intense crush on Steven--a longing, really--but what you didn't know was that he felt the same about you. But perhaps it was more than that. He practically worshipped the ground you walked on, and it certainly didn't miss Donna's unexpectedly sharp eyes. She'd tease him whenever you left earlier than him, looking like a kicked little puppy as his gaze trailed after you.

Today was no different as he stared helplessly at you, and it was a wonder you didn't feel the invisible daggers boring into you. There were only ten minutes left before you were done for the day and you both were stuck in inventory, but for once in his life he loved doing inventory and he desperately wished that this incredible moment with you, alone, would last forever.

'You're so fucking pathetic, ese.' Jake echoed in Steven's mind.

Nowadays Jake was becoming more vocal, at least when you're around. Marc, on the other hand, remained tight-lipped. The mercenary would much rather have absolutely nothing to do with you at all costs.

'Shut up, mate.' Steven silently argued, brows furrowing as his eyes finally broke away from you and focused on organizing some Taweret plushies.

'Only saying the truth, ese. You've got her all to yourself and the only thing you can think of is that you wish this time would last forever?' Jake scoffed. 'Be a man and step the fuck up. You know you want to, especially with the way she looks today.'

Steven's burning gaze was right back on you, eyes darkening slightly. He hated to admit it, but Jake was right. You were always so pretty, but something about today made you look that much more.

You always dressed modestly, but with the weather warming up lately you opted for a black pleated skirt that fell just above your knees and a tucked in short sleeved yellow blouse with the top few buttons undone exposing the tiniest bit of your cleavage. You also wore matching yellow heels that perfectly accentuated your legs and it made him feral.

"Steven? Are you okay?"

His eyes met yours and a smile instantly curled up his lips, nodding his head as if he wasn't just ogling you like a total perv. "Yes, I just zoned out. Sorry, love." Ugh, the way he called you 'love' so casually had you swooning.

If only he actually meant it.

You nodded back, shoving your thoughts away and returning his smile before glancing towards a portrait. "A shame what they did to this, huh?"

Steven curiously followed your line of sight, seeing a portrait of the Ennead.

"Whoever did this made a major blunder. Isn't the Ennead supposed to have nine gods, not seven?"

"YES!" You flinched slightly at Steven's exclamation, whipping your head towards him only to see him with the cutest blush ever.

"Erm, s-sorry, uh..." Steven cleared his throat, sheepishly running a hand through his unruly locks. "I just got excited. I'm surprised you knew that. Not a lot of people do--or care."

"Well, I happen to know a fantastic teacher always talking about Egyptology." You giggled, grinning at him. "And thanks to him, he's caused me to become interested in it myself and do my own research."

"Really?!" The way his eyes lit up felt as if an arrow was shot straight to your heart, and if you didn't have any self-control you would've dropped to your knees and asked--begged--this gorgeous man to marry you right then and there. "Any particular god or goddess that you're most interested in?"

"Hmm..." You pursed your lips thoughtfully, and Steven had half a mind to kiss them senseless. "I'd have to say Khonshu."

'GOOD ANSWER. KEEP HER, WORM.' Khonshu's thundering voice suddenly boomed in Steven's head.

"She's not a dog, you stupid pigeon." Steven grumbled, rubbing his temples exasperatedly.

"Hm? Did you say something?"

"Nothing!" Steven answered quickly, forcing out a laugh. "Err, why Khonshu?"

"Well, I really like Astronomy!" You beamed. "And I find the moon to be one of the most beautiful things in our universe, so it feels fitting for my favourite Egyptian god to be Khonshu."

Despite Steven's distaste (to put it nicely) for the old bird, he could never find your response as such. Not when you looked so happy and comfortable sharing your interests with him, even though he did disagree with just one thing you said.

The moon doesn't even come close to being one of the most beautiful things this universe boasts. No, not when you existed.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!

The alarm on your wristwatch cruelly popped the blissful little bubble you both were in, you turning it off as you saw that it was the end of your shift.

A regular person would be over the moon that they were finally free from their corporate prison, but not you. Not when you wished you could spend more time with Steven.

"Well..." Your voice was nothing more than a whisper, a pout forming on your lips. "Guess it's time for me to go home."

"It appears so..." Steven mumbled, his heart sinking to his stomach as he watched you put away the remaining items you were in charge of.

'It's now or never, Steven. Do something.' Jake urged.

'Do WHAT?'

'Fucking Christ, you're hopeless.' Jake sighed frustratedly, Steven's eyes rolling to the back of his head and his shoulders slumping. After a few seconds, he straightened up once more and approached you.

You were faced away from Steven, and you were having difficulty setting the final box of souvenirs you had on a shelf when Steven's hands reached from behind you and easily lifted them.

Your breath hitched, feeling his broad chest pressed against your back. He was so close you could feel his warm breath tickling the nape of your neck, making you gulp.

"T-Thank you, Steven..." You murmured meekly, feeling so small as he had you completely caged. You tried to turn, but his hands suddenly dropped to your hips; keeping you in place with a gentle but firm grip.

"You look so pretty today, Y/N." He leaned down, voice deliciously low as his lips ghosted just beneath your ear and a shiver ran down your spine. "But I think you can look even prettier. How 'bout tomorrow you dress all nice, and we can meet up around seven p.m. and have the best steak in town?"

Your thoughts were all jumbled up. Was this really happening or just another one of your silly fantasies? Where the hell did Steven get this sudden confidence from?

And, perhaps you were just imagining it, but he sounded...different. Not quite like the Steven you knew. He had an accent, but not the one you've gotten so familiar with and loved.

But the ache in your heart--and another part of you--was much too strong to bear. You've waited so long for this, dreamt of this, and it was finally coming true.

You definitely made the right decision to dress the way you did today and you sure as hell weren't going to let go of such a grand opportunity.

"I-I'd love to, but..." You placed your hands on top of his own still on your hips, and you wondered if he can tell just how embarrassingly sweaty your palms have gotten. "I...I know you're a vegan, Steven, so let's go somewhere else. There's a new restaurant that just opened and they've got vegan options. Um, y'know, if it's okay with you..."

The corners of his mouth tugged up into a smile and he couldn't stop himself as he nuzzled his face against the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply and revelling in your addicting scent.

"Perfect." He then spun you both around so that his back was against the shelf, but you still couldn't see him. His fingers slowly, teasingly trailed upwards along your stomach before reaching your blouse's breast pocket, slipping off your name tag and putting it in one of your hands. "I'll see you tomorrow, hermosa." He chuckled huskily, giving you a light push.

You were utterly dazed, cheeks flushed and stumbling in your steps slightly as you exited the room.

'What the bloody hell was THAT?!' Steven panicked.

"What do you think, ese?" Jake scoffed, rolling his eyes. "I just scored you a date."

'Well, I hope you're happy! Y/N looked so shocked!'

"I feel like a million dollars and Y/N looked like she liked it." Jake snickered. "Quit whining like a bitch and just be grateful, Steven. And hey, she even chose some hippie vegan place for you. Doesn't that prove she's into you?"

That immediately shushed Steven, and Jake can feel that despite Steven's complaining Steven was very much overjoyed and was already overthinking the date for tomorrow.

Jake looked down his hands, still remembering the soft curve of your hips even through your clothes and smirked.

You won't be wearing any for long now.

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[nayatarot777]

who do you need protection from?

if you’d like a personal reading, please read my pinned post for more info 💞

each pile is going to have two sections: who this person is, and how you can protect yourself. please don’t get confused with how the piles are sectioned and ensure to read both parts. ik i said that i was resting this week but i guess not - tarot is life - so enjoy this reading 😂💞

• pile one •

who are they?

> cards: strength, 6 of wands, 7 of swords

the person who you need protection from is someone who may be a control freak. they try to exert their power over situations and other people in order to control things, and for a lot of you, this person may be trying to control you in order to turn you into someone that you’re not. as if you’re an extension of them instead of an individual. they may also try to silence you whenever you attempt to speak up for yourself. they’d rather you not speak your mind. they have a lot of supporters - people who back them up and see them as someone who deserved to be praised. i’m hearing “golden child” so they could very well be used to this type of treatment from others, leading them to be surrounded by people who feed into the idea that this person can do no wrong. there could be something that they don’t want you to speak about because it would affect people’s appraisal of them. they love to win. they love to be “on top” and victorious in situations that they’re in. they really care about other people’s opinions of them because external approval is where they receive their strength from. i’m also hearing “imposter syndrome” so they know that the person who they portray themselves to be is a mask, and that the mask that they wear could very well be ripped off one day. this could definitely be a father or a boss figure of some sort. they lie. they try to deceive people and trap people through verbal manipulation or withholding the truth in some way. they could be trying to bait you with something so that when you fall for it, they can transform into who they truly are and begin to manipulate you. if you begin to pay more attention to what this person says, you’ll notice how they tell on themselves way more than they realise, and you’ll be able to catch onto whatever deceit this mf is telling you. they’re definitely a liar though.

how can you protect yourself?

> cards: strength, page of wands, king of swords

the best way to protect yourself is to take your power back and regain control over your personhood. you can do this by being in this page of wands energy (living your life with excitement, willing to experience and most of all create something for yourself). i’m also hearing that you should learn about what you want for yourself and start to travel a lot more - even if it’s just short distance. be a lot more impulsive and go after what you want to develop and create for yourself. protect this diligently - don’t speak too much. make your answers to this person’s questions and any prying very cold and distant. serious and detached. this may be someone at work. if that’s the case, keep conversations very short, curt, and professional. simply showing this person that you are willing to act independently - regardless of the expectations put onto you - will protect you. and i’m also hearing “pay attention”. observe this person and their supporters. stand up to this person whenever you can as an act of rebellion. also, if they tell you something that doesn’t sound right, do NOT be afraid to pick apart what this person says and dissect the meanings behind their words. that’s where your clarity will come from. maybe even vocalise this, because i’m seeing that this person may see you as someone who’s quite naive and immature. this person could be preying on the fact that you’re someone who likes to experience and go after new things. exerting your intelligence will intimidate them though. stay safe, pile one 💞

• pile two •

who are they?

> cards: knight of swords, 6 of cups, 7 of coins

this person is someone who is very outspoken and assertive with their opinions. i feel like they don’t think before they speak and always feel the need to give their unsolicited opinions to those around them. this person gives emotional support or “love” as an investment. as a way to manifest something for themselves. they could focus a lot on the reciprocation of energy between them and the people who they’re connected to, but it’s a way in which they get people to stick around while they set things on fire (figuratively speaking). this person is continuously working on cultivating something but they’ve been stuck in the same spot for a while. i’m seeing that this is someone from your past, or someone who’s still around you currently who you’ve known for a very long time - perhaps since childhood. you may try to heal this person in some way. i’m hearing that they set things on fire. things that people (or maybe even they themselves) work hard for. they don’t recognise the value of investing into connections genuinely. when they do invest energy into them, it’s to gain something from it. this person also focuses on the past a lot, and that’s why they don’t move forward in their lives. they focus on past connections most of all, and i’m seeing that these connections are ones in which THEY burned the bridge themselves.

how can you protect yourself?

> cards: 8 of wands, king of coins, knight of swords

the best way to protect yourself from this person is to make a rapid, sudden change in your boundaries. i’m hearing “a complete 180”. stop giving so much to this person and start giving so much to yourself and what you have going on. you need to really isolate yourself away from this person if you can since that’s where the clarity about them will come from. stop telling them so much. this person has bound you in something and you may not even realise. direct your focus to mental peace, mental stability, and attracting mental realisations to yourself. the rapid change in boundaries don’t even have to be vocalised. show this shit through your behaviour and your actions while making it verbally clear that you’re going to focus on yourself for a while. confronting this person about anything that you realise that they’re guilty of will result in a verbal conflict that you won’t be able to win, due to the fact that i feel like this person will twist, manipulate, and pretty much do anything to argue against any truths that they don’t like about themselves. actively invest into yourself and invest your physical energy into focusing on what you want to build for yourself. focus on achieving your own stability. this person is stuck in a phase of their external world for a reason, and you’re not the one who needs to help them. they’re not a child who needs their hand to be held. they can help themselves. protect your energy, pile two 💞

• pile three •

who are they?

> cards: 9 of swords, 9 of pentacles, strength

this person is someone who is riddled with fears, anxieties, and regrets but they cover it up with materialism and by controlling their ego. they’re very self sufficient in the physical world, but they don’t like to think about all of the mistakes they’ve made with others - maybe towards a family? if they feel any type of shame or guilt, they remedy it with money, materialism, or retail therapy. they also disguise themselves as someone who they’re not. this perceived physical self-sufficiency stems from the need to prove to themselves that they’re not an objectively bad person. i’m seeing that this person may very well share with others, but it’s out of their own guilty conscience. they may be someone who you released the expectations and projections of, leaving them behind and gaining self sufficiency for yourself + a lot of strength. i’m hearing that you’ve changed so much that this person wouldn’t even be able to recognise you as the same person as before. they wanted you to need them but you don’t anymore. this person is full of shame and emotional sadness. this could be an ex friend that regrets losing you or a family member who you’ve moved away from, and the self sufficiency and self esteem that they show to the world is all a lie. in actuality, they’re a complete fucking mess of a person - especially mentally. they feel like they disappoint everyone around them - and they do. because they don’t acknowledge the shit that they need to about themselves. their strength lies in their tangible items. not internally within themselves. you need to protect yourself from them because they’re trying to continue a cycle that you’ve already closed out and completed with them. they’re trying to destroy whatever it is that you’ve built for yourself because they either have a fear of you walking away from them, or they’re salty if you’ve walked away from them already. they’re miserable so they want you miserable too. they want to see a major change in your emotional state and emotional health by trying to lead you to giving up on something that you’ve invested a lot of time and energy into. they want to prevent you from moving forward and away from them completely.

how can you protect yourself?

> cards: the hierophant, the empress, the star, the high priestess

you’ve gotten ALL major arcana for this section of your reading, so i have a feeling that what i’m about to say will be easy for you to implement since your energy seems to be very stabilised - as if you already listen to your intuition (which you very well could). step into the energy of someone who intuitively knows that you’re being given everything that you’ve reaped through the seeds that you’ve planted. trust in the fact that your wish fulfilment is coming in now, and protect your creations to the fullest extent. a lot of you in this pile could be religious. if so, then use your religion (or any other alternative belief system) to ask for signs and symbols of your wish fulfilment coming through. take on a lot of responsibility over your own creation and just have faith that what you want is coming. focusing on trusting in the divine will protect you because i feel like this person will try to either affect the trust that you have in yourself and your achievements, or they’re sending you psychic attacks that lead you to doubting yourself, which is the last thing that you need. all of these major arcana cards represent an archetype that’s established. you know exactly who you are and what you’re capable of, and this is your protection within itself. you don’t even need to do too much. stay safe, pile three. i don’t think it will be that hard for you to do tbh 💞

#pick a card #psychic readings #pick a photo #pac #tarot reading #divination #tarot #pick a picture #spirituality #pac reading #collective reading #intuitive #daily tarot #tarot cards #tarotcommunity #free tarot #tarotdaily

[sleepingdeath-light]

being best friends hcs ; frank

requested by ; 🐝🍯 anon (09/05/23) [2/3]

fandom(s) ; welcome home

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; frank frankly

outline ; “My welcome home obsession is creeping in too 😂 can I have some best friend headcanons of Barbaby, Wally, and Frank? They’re my blorbos. ❤️ if you can’t do all three I’d like just Barnaby! He’s so SILLY!! And I wanna be his best friend ✨

Also I claim bee anon!! 🐝🍯”

warning(s) ; none, just fluff!

whilst he is rather calm by nature and has his expression turned down in a perpetual frown, frank is the most loyal friend you could ask for

he’s always there when you need someone to talk to, only being a phone call or a house visit away from making you a cup of your favourite hot drink and sitting down in your/his living room to talk through what has been bothering you

he tends to take a more logical approach to problems and will help you construct a plan to approach and tackle your issues — be that something tangible like work stress or something less so like being unable to get to sleep or struggling with creative block

you’re the first person he calls upon when the weather is just right to go and catch butterflies — he even makes sure to keep a spare net handy for you whenever he sets out for it

he even gifts you some of his pinned specimen of that’s something you’re interested in — saving some of the best quality catches and setting them aside to gift to you at a later date

has your phone number written on a note that he keeps right next to his phone, despite having long since committed it to memory

he keeps each and every card and letter you send him — being far more sentimental than most give him credit for

whilst he is unfortunately stuck with a permanent frown, he does show his emotions quite openly with you through his eyes — you’re one of the few people to see him laugh so hard he’s cried

always keeps some of your favourite sweets in his pockets when you’re both out and about, always pretends it’s a coincidence though

he also keeps plenty of your favourite foods at home, always ready for a surprise visit

you are the only person who doesn’t get a stern talking to for messing with his hair or mistaking him for something catchable with a net — though he’s still not best pleased whenever his vision is suddenly obscured by the all too familiar fabric

doesn’t really use nicknames, preferring to use your name as fully as you’re comfortable

like if you’re a robert and are comfortable with it, he’ll call you robert — but he’ll also call you bob if you’re more comfortable with that

same for beatrice versus bee/bea or literally any other name

he is not up to date with anything like slang, please don’t introduce any to him he’ll just get a headache

isn’t too big on matching with you as best friends, but if you make a friendship bracelet or something like that then he’ll get misty eyed and he won’t ever take it off (not if he can help it, at least)

remembers all important dates but tends to forget things that you mention to him regarding gifts — which usually leads to a mad scramble involving him enlisting your neighbours to help him solve the accidental puzzle he created for himself

#sleepingdeath #gender neutral reader #fluff #fluff hc #platonic x reader #welcome home x reader #welcome home fluff #frank frankly x reader #frank frankly fluff #🐝🍯 anon

[yourunhingedgirlfriend]

Creating the yanbois in Sims 4 and "accidentally" trapping them in the basement:

(I was inspired to do this after Nick creates Fone and Krow in Sims 4. And please dont attac me, ik their appearance is not accurate bc there's a limited male cc that fits on them, and im using mostly maxis match cc bc alpha cc is not my taste so yea, its hard to find exactly the hair and their exact ootd. Just doing this for fun, instead of doing my laundry and going to grocery)

(From left to right: Ezra, Friend, Harper, Fone, Krow, Ren, Nova and MC)

DAY 1:

- MC just invited them to a dinner party. They didnt suspect anything, maybe MC just like the basementcore aesthetic they've said. Until they realized, the door wont open and MC is nowhere to be found..

- its time for a group huddle with Mallows (the cat in a bee costume) as their advisor. Mallows keeps going down in the basement, maybe bc Fone is there? Idk but yea, im just going to make him my warden. Mallows will be MC's eyes.. But something happen:

- well, Mallows the Cat in a Bee Costume, is a strict warden. He keeps hissing and ends up fighting with Nova and Fone (the betrayal). Everytime they do group huddle, Mallows are doing jiu jitsu on them 😂 The reason: Mallows just woke up and choose violence that day.

-and theres Friend, the type of roommate who loves to clean, like the first thing he do is judge my kitchen counter and brushed it aggresively, like hey its not even dirty!? Friend doesnt care that he has been trapped in a basement. The most important thing is to make this place clean. The entire time, besides Mallows Wrestlemania segment, Rens infamous Mac & Cheese and the group meeting, he goes back cleaning and washing the dishes.

- and here is Ezra questioning how MC pulled a reverse uno card on him and yep! thats the face of pure regrets of eating Ren's Mac & Cheese. (I missed to take a screenshot of that moment when Ren is cooking Mac and Cheese, Fone and Nova keeps teaching him how to cook, Ren dropping the salt shaker in the pan and Ezra being the first one to eat it)

- Nova and Harper fighting for this one bed, even tho there are 7 beds. They keep doing a staring contest, whoever blink, will lose this bed (like its always this bed, sometimes if Harper is the one who sleep on this one, Nova would sleep on the floor instead of choosing another bed 😭 Nova, i have this urge to put a vent on the basement just to spite you.. Stop sleeping on the flooooor!

- Ren and Krow napping peacefully on their first day as long as Ren promised to never cook again. And yes, finally they used their own bed! They discovered that the bed I put in there is for sleeping not for just aesthetic n shit, praise the lo-

- and a rare photo of Fone exercising 😊 after turning off the tv everytime someone watches it. Fone cares about MC's electric bill. Be like Fone. I refuse to use motherlode so you really need to save on electricity guys.

- and introducing MC, was recently turned as a vampire and instead of buying a blood pack, they choose to build a basement, and put all the yanbois and make them her own blood bank.

Will try to add the another yanbois like Virgil, Robin, Morogh, Henry, Keith, Ten etc. Just hoping that my Sims wont crash 🤞 (bc the maximum household members including pets are 8, so i think but im hoping that it will not be laggy when I add another batch of yanbois hahahahaha, i can hear now my pc cursing me in c++ language 😂)

#restart heart vn #cannibal sweetheart #the krows nest #honey hotline vn #see thru need a friend #camp willowpeak #14 days with you #Mallows the Warden #Sims4 #me playing thinking that maybe it will become my stress reliever #the amount of stress after seeing them not using the bed ive put bc they decide that the floor is so much better #and also putting the fire alarm after seeing Harper struggling in the kitchen for fire safety

[anotherwritersblog]

Title: Mr. B

Pairings: teacher!Bucky Barnes x teacher!Reader

Word Count: 1.5K

Warnings: teasing, getting handsy, almost a handjob but not quite there, suggestive/language, let's not call HR, okay? This is a teacher x teacher fic. If you think there's a student involved just because high school is mentioned, please kindly go away 🙃

Author's Note: So I was taking a class and one of the prompts had me "role-playing" a scenario where a "Mr. Barnes had to intervene a fight" and well...it turned into this. 🤷‍♀️ I could never teach high school, but I might be convinced if I had coworkers that looked like Bucky 😂 Mistakes are my own.

Long time no see. Just checking up on tumblr. See y’all next month with another piece from the drafts. Lol

Any and all reblogs/likes/comments are appreciated.

In no way, shape, or form, do you have permission to repost this anywhere

Divider by @happygowriting 💕

High school was always the bane of your existence. Everyone was so “clique-ish” and always huddled down their own hallway. The jocks were never caught without some sort of ball in their hand, throwing it back and forth across the hall. The nerds were geeking out every Monday about their new Magic the Gathering cards they bought over the weekend or playing games of their own. The band kids were found making out behind the vending machines or practicing in the band room, where everyone heard as they got off the buses in the morning. You eventually found your own group of friends, but your days were always the same.

Get up, go to school, tread through classes, eat your lunch, tread a little more, go home.

And repeat.

Many of the classes also bored you half to sleep. There were very few you actually enjoyed, and maybe a handful of teachers you were actually going to miss. But once graduation came, you tossed your cap in the air with the only thought of good riddance.

You went off to college the following fall. You experimented. Found yourself. Fell in love. Graduated once again. Got married. The experience was a lot better than you ever thought it would be. But of course, after all was said and done, you found yourself back where you thought you’d never be again.

High school.

It had been almost a decade since you graduated, but you had found a love in teaching the older grades. More specifically, Advanced Comp for seniors. You were able to combine two of your passions into one and you actually enjoyed it.

You had such a welcoming classroom and any student that knew you, past, present, or even in passing, respected the hell out of you. You were patient with your struggling writers and knew exactly how to challenge your higher-thinking students. You made the class engaging and it was always the highlight of someone’s day.

All the seniors on your roster loved your class and all the younger students wanted to be in your class. It was a rewarding feeling and you couldn’t be more proud of yourself.

The only downside of your day was that your planning period was towards the end, sixth period out of seven. You’d prefer it first thing in the morning, or as your very last period, but it is what it is.

Heading to the mailroom during this time on a Friday, you caught sight of two of your students, John and Peter, and the school’s new PE Coach, Bucky Barnes, outside of the gym. Your curiosity got the better of you and you had to see what was going on. John was a tall, blonde athletic kid. He was a little arrogant, but his writing took you by surprise when he turned it in. Peter on the other hand, was much smaller in statue, but was also one of the smartest and most kind students in your class. He was so sweet; he would never hurt a spider.

“Now explain to me, why did you trip Walker?” Bucky leaned against the wall, arms crossed, as his eyes bounced between the two troublemakers.

“What’s going on here? You tripped John?” your head snapped to Peter, but his eyes were glued to his shoes.

“Afternoon, ma’am. Just trying to figure that out is all,” Bucky’s voice called your attention to him, and you saw the slight smile on his face before it disappeared once more. He eyed the boys and asked Peter to continue with his side of the story.

“Walker was picking on MJ and wouldn’t leave her alone, basically teasing her. So, I may or may not have tripped him, and then he ran me down and started hitting me. I tried to block a few punches, but that’s when Coach Barnes saw us and pulled us apart. Walker told him that I started it,” finally looking up, and meeting your gaze, you catch sight of the nasty bruise that was forming on Peter’s cheek.

“You let this happen?” you glanced at Bucky, furious that he hadn’t done anything about it.

“Well, when you’re in the middle of making sure eighty other children aren’t throwing dodgeballs at heads or below the belt, it takes a minute before we can get to the bottom of a situation.”

“I am very disappointed in you both,” you glared at the teenagers. This time, they’re both looking at the ground. That was the last way they wanted you to feel about them. “John, you will take Peter to the nurse and tell her exactly what happened. On Monday, you both will be serving detention before and after school and will receive an extra writing assignment for homework. You are seniors for god’s sake, almost adults. You better start acting like one. Do you understand me?”

The boys mumbled a yes ma’am and started walking. You heard some soft chatter about what sounded like the new episode of Squid Games, so you turned your body back towards the other adult in the conversation. He was looking at you with what might have been concern, not for you, but the two boys you just sent off.

“Why don’t you come into my office for a minute? Coach Wilson can handle the class for a couple of minutes without me.”

You followed him into his office and sunk into the chair across from his desk. You heard the door lock behind you, and the shutter of the blinds to close. Footsteps were made to the mini fridge behind his desk, and you eye the bottles of water.

“Would you like one, doll?” he pulled two out and started to hand one off to you. You accept the offer and take a couple of sips, enough to cool down a bit. He stood in front of you, sitting against his desk, looking over you. “I think you might have gone overboard with the punishment.”

“I did not go overboard! You should have yelled at them! You need to document it!”

Bucky stuck his hands out towards you, beckoning for you to come to him. You placed the bottle on the floor and stood up, placing your hands in his. He pulled you into a warm embrace as you laced your fingers behind his back. Your head laid on his chest, listening to the beat of his heart.

“Mrs. B. Did you forget to grab your lunch again? Or was last night’s rendezvous too much and you just didn’t get enough sleep?” Bucky questioned softly, running his hands through your hair.

“I may or may not have forgotten my lunch again, Mr. B...” you mumbled into his chest, this time averting your gaze from his.

“Baby. Why didn’t you come get something from my office? You know I have snacks laying around. I don’t care if you come in while I’m out on the court with the kids.”

“I lost track of time, putting in grades so I wouldn’t have to this weekend, and then there were the emails about the upcoming festival and after school activities they needed volunteers for and-”

Cut off by a pair of soft lips on yours, you felt your eyes close and just enjoy the moment. The way Bucky’s hands had found their way to cup your cheeks, and yet pull your body further into his, made a lot of the frustrations you didn’t know you had, melt away.

“Man. Who knew that working with your husband had its perks,” you giggled, looking into those beautiful, blue eyes. Your hands slipped up into his sweatshirt, feeling every dip and ridge of his abdomen.

“You’re playing a dangerous game there, Mrs. B. I don’t want to have to contact HR for this behavior,” he chuckled, running his hands down your sides and back up to the buttons on your blouse.

“My behavior? I don’t know what behavior you could be talking about, Mr. B. I’ve been a good girl today,” your fingers feather down to the front of his sweatpants, where you notice the bulge beginning to grow. You soon found yourself palming him, eliciting low moans and groans from his lips into the small office. “In fact, I think I deserve my own reward for being so good this week. Got anything in the treasure box I might enjoy?” Your hands reached for the waistband of his sweats, fingers grabbing the other side of his briefs and brushing against the upper part of his cock.

You felt him twitch beneath your fingers as you began to pull down his bottoms. Unfortunately for him, the bell had rung. A few of his usual curse words fell from his lips before you tugged him closer for one last kiss.

“I guess those dodgeballs on the court aren’t the only blue ones around here now. I’ll see you when you get home, Mr. B,” you slipped from his grasp and smoothed the front of your blouse down. You grabbed your water bottle, a bag of chips from his stash, and made your way out the door.

Bucky couldn’t be more thankful that this was his planning period, so he didn’t have to deal with students for the rest of the day. The only planning he could focus on though was what he was going to do to you when you got home tonight.

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x fem!reader #bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes drabble #bucky barnes one shot #teacher!bucky #teacher!bucky barnes #anotherwritersblog writing

[dorkwithfeelings]

Hello ! :)

Could I request for The Quarry, a Max x reader please ?<3 How he would react to a witchy reader (the reader owns stones, tarot cards, etc...) ? Thank youuu and have a good day <3

Ahh, this request was super cute! Wasn't quite sure where to take it, so I did this lil bedroom reveal 😂 Max is pretty open minded, so he definitely doesn't mind as much as reader thought it would. I hope you enjoy reading 😊

Title: Hidden Side (I really suck at titles)

Pairing: Max Brinly x Reader

Genre: Pretty much softness and fluff!

Word Count: 752

Warnings: None!

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If there were one definitive way to describe Max Brinly, it would most likely be something like kind and considerate. This guy was always really conscious of your feelings, doing his best to never hurt them in any kind of way. This was part of the reason you ended up catching feelings for him in the first place. Acceptance was, for sure, something he was good at.

However true that may be, there was one side of yourself you were a little nervous to introduce. See, you'd always had an affinity for nature, the moon and more so, for crystals. Your way of thinking was perhaps a little more spiritual than most of the other people you'd met. Max had yet to step foot in your bedroom, which was where this side of you could not be hidden. Tapestries of the moon in all phases hung on your wall, dream catchers above your bed, crystals and geodes all displayed together on your vanity table. It would probably be a lot for someone to take in, but if Max was going to be with you, then he at least deserved to know all sides of you.

So, to take the big step, you invited him over for dinner at your place. He'd already met your parents, so your mom was more than happy to make enough food for an extra plate. The doorbell rang just as you came downstairs, getting a text from Max a moment prior saying he was almost outside. Reaching for the handle, you opened the door, Max smiling his goofy smile before leaning in. Like the sensible guy he was, he opted for a gentle on the cheek kiss. Your parents were around, after all.

"Hey," he greeted softly against your cheek, making you smile.

"Hey, come on in." You stepped aside to make way for Max, he entered and slipped his shoes off, leaving them by the door. 

"So, what's the occasion?" He asked after a moment, turning back to look at you. 

Here came the nerve-wracking part. But, you had to suck it up and get over your nerves. 

"Remember how I freaked out about you going in my room, last time you came for dinner?" You chose the direct approach, trying to read Max's face. It being pretty clear he was trying to recall the moment in question, eyes squinting before his brain clearly clicked.

"Yeah. Yep, I remember you got all jittery and blocked the door before I could open it." Max grinned a bit as he spoke. "Your face got super red and I was worried your head would explode," he added.

Pulling a snarky face, you turned Max around and directed him up the stairs. "Well, today's the day you find out why I acted that way."

"Ooh, exciting. What is it, animals heads in jars? A weird shrine?" Max went off, earning a jab in the back from you.

"Just keep walking, mister," you insisted and pushed him through the open door to your bedroom, stopping on the other side of the doorway.

Oh boy, Max was already dead silent. You stepped out from behind him to instead stand next to him, eyes fixed on his expression. 

"It's not really a big deal, I guess. I was maybe being a little stupid when I wouldn't let you in here…" trailing off, you watched Max's eyes fix on the deck of tarot cards on your nightstand. 

"Can you do tarot readings?" He asked, approaching your bed and sitting down. 

"Yeah…?" You replied slowly, surprised by Max's lack of reaction. "You want me to do one for you?" Joining him on the bed, you sat beside him and grabbed the deck of cards. "I was expecting you to be weirded out, at least a little bit."

"Why?" Max's brows knitted together as he asked. "I mean, alright I'm a little surprised, wondering how you hid this side so well. But there's nothing wrong with liking this stuff, just means you're in touch with a more spiritual side."

And that right there, was the whole reason you fell for Max in the first place. His ability to see the things you thought most other people found ridiculous. Why on earth had you even doubted him? 

Leaning forward, you puckered your lips and pressed a kiss to his cheek, smiling after you pulled back. "I knew I hit the jackpot with you." 

Max grinned. "Of course you did, I'm amazing."

"Alright, alright, mister amazing. Let's read your tarot."

#the quarry #supermassive games #max brinly #max the quarry #the quarry max #max brinly x reader #max x reader

[sapnapmybeloved006]

GETTING DRUNK W THEM? (I LITERALLY LOVE YOU*sorry if it makes you uncomfortable😭🥲*)

That doesn't make me uncomfortable 🤣 I love you too🥰🥰 I also love this idea!

Getting drunk and playing cards against humanity with DTQK + Foolish and Punz!

You guys were throwing your own party at Foolish's house and got wicked drunk :3

Me and the boys had just gotten back from the store, got alcohol and a card game. Karl said he had played it before and that it was fun so we decided to try it out. We hung out by the pool for a while just getting drunk and shooting the shit waiting for it to get a little later, played some never have I ever, truth or dare and shit like that for a while.

"Can we go back inside now it's getting windy." There goes George complaining again 😂.

"Yeah but we're gonna have to dry off and change out of our bathing suits" I replied not wanting to get out yet.

"Noo, Y/N you should stay in yours, you look so sexy like that" I blushed at that, hoping he wouldn't do it again.

"Ew Punz, stop, don't ruin things 🤣" Foolish (being the only sober one) elbowed him and started to get out and grabbed me a towel so hopefully punz would stop being weird.

"Bro why do you always get so fucking weird with Y/N when you're drunk, it always ruins the mood" Sap stood next to dream by the side of the pool.

"Sap it's fine, he's not ruining the mood, but seriously Jake, please stop flirting with me when you're drunk."

"Sorry, you're just pretty" I giggled a bit to myself while drying my self with the towel and wrapping it around me.

"Thanks Noah. You're a life saver 😌"

"No problem Y/N, you can change in my bathroom if you want, little extra privacy. We'll be right in."

"Thanks" I walked inside and grabbed my clothes off of the couch walking to Foolish's room.

I locked his door and then went to the bathroom, also locking that one just in case. I laid out my towel on the side of the tub so it could dry and got changed. I stood there naked for a moment, giving myself extra time to air dry so nothing would stick to me. I slipped on my underwear, sports bra(if you has tibbies)and pants, not bothering to put on a shirt.

I walked downstairs to find the boys, except for Foolish and Sapnap in the living room, they must still be changing. He only has two other bathrooms so it would make sense. I took my seat next to Quackity on the couch and waited for the other two to return. Punz sat in the chair, George Dream and Karl were on the other couch, the ottoman and third seat awaiting the two boys

"Hey Y/N!"

"Hey Q, Karl you remember the rules right?"

"Of course, we each get 7 and someone reads a black card and we each pick a white one. It's pretty easy."

"Well save room for two more, jeez" Sapnap plops down on the ottoman and Foolish walks over and sits with me and Alex, putting me in between them.

"Hey, Y/N, are you okay?" Foolish whispered, all concerned. You were confused.

"Uhh, I feel fine why"

"Because when you were walking in the house you seemed really uncomfortable."

"Oh, no it's okay, Jake is just like that, I gotta get used to it I guess"

"Okay, just lemme know"

"I will"

After a few rounds, I was winning with 5 cards. Foolish with 1 Dream with 2 and no one else had any yet. We were playing to 6 so I was getting really close.

"Your turn Dream" Karl handed him the box of black cards to pick from.

"Oh, yeah alright. Umm, oh jeez 'TSA guidelines now prohibit blank in airplanes"

"Oh my god, Noah look" I showed him my card, knowing he would laugh.

"Holy shit, use that one, use that one l😂"

Clay shuffles the cards we each gave him and read them aloud.

"Alright, 'Owning and operating a Chili's franchise' 'Repression' 'Former president George W. Bush' 'Lumberjack fantasies' 'Mike Pence' 'Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally' (we all laughed at that one) and 'Cuddlin' this one's pretty good. I'm gonna have to go with Chili's though, love me some Chili's."

"YES! YES! I WIN! SUCK IT LOSERS! GAME OVER!" I stood up and yelled in victory.

"Yeah, yeah" Sapnap face palmed and they all sighed in artificial annoyance.

"You win every game Y/N, you're to good, you gotta be stopped, you guys are losers haha" Punz teases me as well as his fellow last placer's.

"I had fun tonight guys but I'm ready to go home, Can you bring me?"

"I was planning to anyway, just gonna let them crash on the couch 😂🙄"

"Sweet, lemme grab my towel and my bathing suit real quick, out in my shoes and I'll be out to the car in a minute."

"Sounds like a plan, I'll be waiting, take your time and say your goodbyes."

#dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #gnf #karl jacobs #sapnap #dream #quackity #foolish gamers #punz

[crimsonblackrose]

Mickey’s replacement for this episode because the elderly woman won’t let a guy stay with her.

The elderly lady locked her in the bathroom and she punched her way out, then pulled out a big knife and cut up all the rope she’d used to secure it. I wonder if since they were planning to do a spin off with Scott if she was supposed to take Mickey’s place.

Listen, I love them, I love that she wants to be a detective and solve a mystery but also, dear lady you’ve dragged this poor guy whose got a crush on you into danger. Like these people know about you and definitely want to murder you.

“I brought you some tools.” “What for?” “So you can break into the apartment.” Ma’am, that’s illegal! 🤣 Did you forget about such things in your excitement to solve a mystery?

“She spends more on make up then I do on rent.” I also love that she’s got a cardboard cut out of herself.

“That’ll be useful.” Just grabs a signed frame out of the guys hand and shoves it in her bag. I love this eccentric criminal grandma.

“Someone is coming with a gun!” So let’s just shove ourselves against the door. Come on you two.

“Burglery is a crime” “Well sergent if you’d listened to me in the first place I wouldn’t have had to break into that apartment.”

Alice just giving Robert permission to....do whatever he wants in the city for this case? 🤣🤣🤣 She’s like please keep this entire mess away from me you deal with it. 😂

Robert: Hey Mr. Zalinski....maybe you and Mrs. Rotherford should get together so that I’m not saving your lives around the city because she’s bored.

“I would very much like my job back sir” turns very quickly into a “HELL YEAH WE’RE GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL” And Mr. McCall is like...uhhhhh we are?

She’s using a detective/mystery novel like a cookbook. 😂

Robert: regret Collins: Delighted running around the street

Collin’s style is my fav

The elderly woman in danger as soon as she sees this lady. “The stripper!” Ma’am maybe don’t exclaim such things when you’re in danger.

Proud of her, even though she like slowly crab walked into the scene. 😂 She’s so happy.

“I’ve trade the mystery novels for Gothics. Screams in the night, misty moors” I love it. She’s so excited about her change in books.

McCall muttering to himself as these two express their love for each other. 🤣🤣

Ah heck yeah, Collins runs in with a giant rainbow umbrella to hold over McCall like wait wait it’s raining let me protect you Mr. McCall.

Collins: I think we’re a great team let’s go into business together. Let’s take down car theft rings and international spies. McCall: groans dear god, turns around to try and avoid her, she goes with

Collins: I’ll make business cards, something like:  “Bob and Trudy the Crime Crushers”

#mumbling about shows

[theloveinc]

You did really good with what I had! I'm not a fic writer, which is why I wanted to pawn it off. This is blanket permission to take it wherever you want 😊

He's making fun of our slippers? And we're being cute and domestic? Yes please 🥰

And like, he already knew us which is why he wanted to ask us out in the first place, but now after spending so much time with us he really knows us, y'know? Like it's one thing to know someone's favorite snacks, and another to know why it's those ones and not something else. Or how passionately you'll argue with him to defend a certain genre of movie (he's fine with rom-coms, but he'll argue with you about any other genre just to get you riled up).

How do you think he eventually asks us again? Is it super casual like before, or does he put more effort in now that he knows what we'd want? Oh! Do you think he's had to watch us turn down other people, just to turn around and agree to go do an activity with him, but it's not a "date" (hiking, video games, farmers' market, etc.)? I think Denki definitely asked us out once or twice just to mess with him 😂

(are you still doing anon labels/tags on this new blog? If so can I be 🐞 if it isn't already taken? If you're not doing it then don't worry about it! I just foresee me wanting to send more brain rot your way if you're okay with that?)

(pt. i here!)

ARGHHHH, and Bakugo just being increasingly more and more glad that he was turned down initially, cuz now that you're both at the point where you know why you like which snacks, know which socks the other prefers, even the various before work + shower routines you have... things are so much deeper than before.

NOT that you wouldn't have gotten to that point eventually too, but... it almost feels more special this way cuz it's like... his love for you (and you him?) is bigger than ever now.

I definitely think he puts in more effort now, too! Obviously not... too much (just because he has a hard time thinking of things that aren't ridiculous), but he buys you flowers and candies, at the very least! Or maybe writes a card, OR OMG PLANS A LITTLE WALK OR OUTING, like a picnic🥺 cuz by that point, you're basically in the dating stage already so it doesn't feel weird or nerve-racking at all.

Skjdfhaklsdf though, I agree that Denki absolutely asks you out... and yeah, probably not even seriously (cuz of bro-code), but instead to show a crybaby Bakugo that the reason he was rejected wasn't because you didn't like him, but that you were "too busy for anyone and everyone, man" (cuz lord knows he has to explain since Bakugo is peeved @ him LOL).

He feels better when you immediately come round to express how weird it was that Denki asked you out, though... and then ask to do something together later (like you said, and btw, I love all your ideas). It's the one time he's like... damn, Denki was actually Right.

Though honestly, Denki is probably pretty good at dating, in some ways, but I digress!

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ANYWAYYY, absolutely you can be ladybug anon!!! You're gonna be my first named anon who didn't move over w/ the same name from IHB, so yes it's available (and super cute)🥰🥰🥰. I really look forward to any future asks you send, and I hope being patient with me when it comes to responding isn't too difficult❤️

Thank you again for this!!!

#bakugo #and sorry for cutting it short #i was just staring at the document debating what to add #and since i have hw i had to get up #but what a lovely thought #honestly the denki part is cracking me up lmaoaoaoa #you are a Big Brain hehehe #anon #caitie answers #caitie things #🐞

[beeeskneeess]

Hey it’s me MA👀! I’m here to give you your reading <3

FS first impression of you: so first off I’m seeing a very cute vibe here like your FS at first glance will think you’re just cute ! Could be something about your height and I’m also seeing them really like your eyes and eye wear 👀 so they could find the type of glasses you wear cute or just how they look on you 🥰 when they first notice you it seems like it’s in a school/educational environment and you both aren’t alone; you are with a group of people/friends and so are they. I can picture an image of you laughing loudly and this catching their attention 😂 they would see you as someone a little shy and guarded in the beginning but generally friendly and someone who gets along easily with other people 🙂 I can also see them thinking that you two being a couple may be unlikely 😅 because you are both seen as somewhat opposites. I’m picturing a lot of blue,white and grey so this could be the clothes either of you are wearing or just colours that are significant to you. I overall picture a very crush vibe between your fs towards you but it’s something that takes a little time to develop 😇

I hope you liked your reading! If there’s any feedback you can give then this would be much appreciated! If you have any questions about anything you want to clarify then please let me know and I will try my best to explain! For my reading I would like to know: What are JM ♏️ feelings towards me. Thank you 🙏

-MA👀

Thank u sm for the reading! I do infact wear glasses!! It resonates a lot :)) i do laugh too loud sometimes tbh and well i do see myself as someone shy and guarded a lot of times, but yeah friendly 😭 thank u sm!

Song: mad woman by TS

Cards: 8 of pentacles, death, fool, 7 of pentacles rx, 3 of wands rx, ace of cups

Okay, now mad woman doesn’t mean they think you’re crazy, I feel like, for me anyways, mad woman is very passionate. Turning everything bad into an advantage. Something you can use to win. I feel like they see as someone very studious. You’re always focused on something, but at the same time you’re always constantly changing and trying new things. You like taking risks in things, you like to try everything at least once. You seem free maybe. Like nothing bothers you. You just tend to do you’re own thing. Though, I feel like they see you as someone very impatient maybe because you like to move from one thing to the next. And with that comes a very like they don’t know where you’re going, like you’re unpredictable. I also feel like they see as someone who keeps going back to square one or encountering problems yet still taking risks. You’re really willing to give your all into something even when the odds are against you. You’re just doing you’re own thing. I really think they admire you for it, and I feel like sometimes they would like to not exactly be like you, but do the thing you’re doing because it seems fun even when it is hard. I think this risk taking part of you is very like the mad woman part. Like when you’re gonna do something with high risk people ask are you crazy and you’re like yeah YOLO hahahaha. I do feel great admiration for you.

I hope it makes sense :)) if u have any clarifications or any additional questions in relation to this question still, please tell me! Thank u :)

#MA👀 #bkreadings.🦕

[youthmasala]

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1. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? 2.Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight. 3. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours. 4. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? 5.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.  6.Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? 7.Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person? 8. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. 9.I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 10. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit. 11.I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you. 12. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long 13.I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?   14. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you. 15. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there. 16. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I'm thirsty. 17. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling. 18. Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine. 19. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight. 20. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.   21. Whoops Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.   22. Am I the only one wet in this room? 23. Would you mind a happy death? Because people say, sex is a killer. 24. It's too hot in here, or is it just you? 25. I feel a bit wasted, but the latex in my purse should not go to waste. 26. I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours? 27. Sing the ABC alphabet, and I'll take on from the fourth letter, D. 28. So, what happens when my hands are damn cold. I guess I should put them in your pants to get some warmth. 29. I need someone to help me carry my tongue. Is there enough space in your mouth? 30. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off? 31. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed. 32. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!   Also Read:-Free Fire Redeem Code Generator without human verification   

Funny and naughty Pickup Lines:

33. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you. 34. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? 35. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself. 36. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that? 37. Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? 38. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. 39. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal? 40. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte. 41. Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is? 42. “Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.” 43. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty. 44. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 45. “Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.” 46. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 47. Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you. 48. “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.” 49.“If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice.” 50.“Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.” Read the full article

#dirtiestpickuplines #DirtyPickUpLines #inappropriatepickuplinesforhim #naughtypickuplines #sexypickuplines

[thatlovelyhenryhoe]

Alexy chats

A/n: It’s safe to say that my way of entering fandoms (officially) is by writing chat fics which end up being 10 chapters long, per public request. Should be fun i guess 😂

Warnings: swearing, mentions of killing, chaos

Taglist: @smiling-girl

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(15 September, 17:30)

A: morning you idiot

H: Dear Alex, Please address me with respect. Yours sincerely, Prince Henry of Wales

A: you did not just stay that

H: Please go more in depth regarding what I said and how it may have offended you. Sincerely, Prince Henry

A: the royalty card? You boring cabbage

H: I notice our conversation is taking an unprofessional turn. I will have to ask you to be respectful when talking to me and only converse If it is crucial.

A: nah, you’re fun to annoy

H: You seem to be doing a great job at that.

A: *gasp* oooh you gave up the formal endings!

H: I deeply regret it.

A: now I only have to convince you to give up punctuation and capital letters.

H: No chance, Mr Claremont.

A: ah go fuck yourself

A: seriously

A: one step forward, two steps backwards

H: Have a lovely day, Mr Claremont. Please do not text me again.

(16 September, 3: 48)

A: i can’t sleep

H: What time is it in America? Isn’t it late?

A: yes. Thats why im supposed to be sleeping

H: Have you drank any tea? Chamomile perhaps?

A: of fucking course you’d suggest tea

H: It has been proven that it has calming properties and helps you relax. I could send you an article I read about it.

A: oh yeah that should definitely put me to sleep

H: Perfect then. I’m sure the White House has a kitchen near your bedroom.

A: the article would be the tea, you dense gnome

H: Goodnight Alex.

A: im bored tho

H: Close your eyes and fake it till you make it.

A: when i see you i will strangle you to death

H: Dare you get near Shaan, young man?

A: Do I smell humour, lad?

H: Use “lad” again and I will block you.

A: What would you do If it were real life ;)

H: Goodnight. Alex.

(20 September, 14:35)

H: Good afternoon, Alex. I am writing this message to remind you of your visit to England in two days. Shortly after your arrival, there has been an interview planned and I would like us to go over information about each other. Would that be alright with you?

A: is this your strange way of getting to know people?

H: I assure you, when I am actually interested in befriending someone, I am much more pleasant.

A: im hurt

H: What is your favourite colour?

A: red, maybe

H: What MBTI type are you?

A: how is that necessary information

H: It tells me a lot about you. More than just the mask of “first son” that you have. Also, your zodiac sign please.

A: ENTP and Aries

H: Makes sense.

A: why what does it say about me

H: I’m surprised you haven’t looked it up yourself yet.

A: I like hearing people talking about me ;)

H: When I think you can’t get any more self absorbed.

A: shut up and tell me what I’m like

H: I suppose the main traits that characterise you would be that you often think big, you’re passionate and motivated, at least for a little while and you get bored easily.

A: well i am quite passionate ;)

H: Fuck off.

A: that’s your second swear word, your highness. Have you caught a cold?

H: Matter of fact, I have. That, however, does not give you a reason to mock my title.

A: to add to the info list: weak immune system and a bitch baby

H: I’ll have my assassins kill you in the most painful of ways.

A: why don’t you do it yourself?

H: Because. I am sick.

A: well isn’t the point to kill me anyway?

H: Do you seriously think I give a bloody fuck whether I give you the cold or not

A: who knew you were such a bad boy- a swear word and no punctuation

H: That’s it. Say your goodbyes. You’ll be dead in 24 hours.

A: Sure. Enjoy sipping tea, my love <3

*Henry choking on his tea while reading that*

(21 September, 1: 35 am)

A: HENRY

A: WHY DO I HEAR WHISPERS BEHIND MY BACK

A: I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME

H: They will kill you at my command. Care to apologise now?

A: IM SORRY! I DIDNT MEAN IT I WAS JOKING! YOU CAN START A WAR, YOUR HIGHNESS PLEASE!

H: You’re pathetic.

A: Wait-

A: Please tell me that was not a prank.

A: Oh

A: oh god no

A: this is embarrassing

A: wow i really just begged

A: and was turned on by you calling me pathetic WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU DEMON

H: I’ll keep that information stored. Good night Alex.

A: WAIT

A: COME BACK!

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #alex and henry #chat fic #rwrb fanfic #alex x henry #fluff #and chaos

[yuichi-ro]

haha gonna expose u in all ur slutty glory for zeno robinson lmao it cant be helped smh. he definitely uses a voice closer to hunter’s but its also a bit more playful yet mature… very gud voice so ur gonna have a field day XD

omg kisaki’s daughter would be the more competent version of senju XD uses her impeccable charm to get what she wants certainly.

i just imagine that one skid that is like

Kisaki: “Alright smash his kneecaps and he will talk, I am at a parent teacher conference right now. Anyway you said she enjoyed finger painting thats great”

the little princess gets escorted to the private school in a limousine every day by kisaki’s most trusted second in commands on days he cannot bring her to school himself. only the best crayons, best paper, best teachers, nothing is good enough for his little girl and he is not stopping at anything.

also lets be honest, its not hanma’s kid who needs to be kept away from kisaki’s daughter, its the other way around XD

little menace probably also helps her daddy at his job because she is the best at interrogation because its just 7 hours of her non stop repeating the plot of my little pony to the captives until it drives them insane

also pls imagine kisaki back at the job w bebe in the baby carrier so wifey can catch a break, just giving the meeting like normal and not acknowledging shiet omfg

many many thoughts

-🌌momo

gonna be a whore on main and have to turn in my god damn dom card....god damn it I knew this day would come 😒😔

ASDFGHJKL I KNOW THAT ADUIO FROM SOMEWHERE AND WHY DOES IT FIT KISAKI SO WELL TOO ASDFGHJKL HIM NON CHALANTLY TALKING TO HIS DAUGHTER'S TEACHER BUT HANMA WON'T QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS ASDFGHJKL

Kisaki's daughter goes to private school while Hanma's kid goes to public school and frankly Kisaki does not hide his grimace every time his daughter talks to the "rift raft" even if Hanma's like, his only fucking friend 😂

ok but Kisaki is letting his daughter read word for word her 100k fanfic as well as her 50k character analysis on Rainbow dash and what she brings to the show but what could have been better. And already the kidnap victim is sobbing to make it stop. To which Kisaki tells them to shut up his daughter has very many creative ideas and needs a third party audience (cuz you know Kisaki has listened to the growing fanfic and tells his daughters how perfect she is as a writer but she demands a third party editor hence why there's someone tied up in your kitchen) At this point they're sobbing and your daughter flat out says daddy's gonna shoot them in the foot if they keep interrupting her reading. Kisaki pats his daughter on the head and just goes "that's right dear, reading comprehension is very important in this family" 😂

please tired slightly flakey new dad Kisaki who (of course) only hands his kid off to Hanma. But it lasts only thirty seconds cuz Hanma's doing like fucking airplane with the five month old and Kisaki's freaking out in the middle of a meeting 😭 Hanma's just holding Kisaki's baby above his fucking 6'5 head like "Man it's fine, I did this with my kid and he's totally fine." And Kisaki is trying to scale Hanma like King Kong to the tower and everyone in Toman is just watching this unfold when this was supposed to be a meeting about lost assets and failing funds 😭

#ok but think now #of all of toman dealing with father kisaki #fucking inui and koko CLEARLY the gay uncles constantly geting that kid clothing #muto is relatively good at not making the baby cry #smile and hakkai constantly make his kid cry and the amount of times they've gotten pistol whipped for holding the baby wrong #pls consider the rest of toman with neurotic first time dad kisaki 😭😭😭 #🌌.♡ #three.talks

[fandom-sheep]

Manatreed 29 JAN 22

First Stream Part 1/1

The entirety of the internet has been waiting for this.

My friend and I jumped on that notif like panthers.

Starting soon. Prepare the bingo card.

My friend is watching chat and we all agree it’s too quiet.

Good thing we’re on call to negate the silence.

It’s on? Mine says starting soon

She can hear him breathing and tell it’s not dream.

Dream?

I don’t like that voice.

Is it dream? Is it two idiots?

It’s two idiots. According to my friend.

It is two idiots.

You’re giving a tour? You’re a wanted criminal.

Not many people streaming recently. Lore just finished.

Iron Gollum death. Wow.

Eret “L”

Michael McChill doing our work. Proving things aren’t prerecorded.

Dream already lost.

Dream needs a tour guide to give him a tour to give him a tour.

Who is this Steve skinned idiot.

Hi Eryn.

Manatreed being rude on Dreams command.

Go Eryn.

Karl’s here

Hannah saying don’t touch my cakes.

Poor man doesn’t know how to turn off hosts.

I swear even I could start streaming better than this guy.

“It’s just a random ass white dude.” -My BFF

I’m literally turning Eret on in the background. This is painful.

Dream should know what to do. 😭

Please someone figure out how to fix this. One of the many of you should know how to stream.

They’re looking it up. Please.

Have those annoying alerts finally stopped???

Everyone joining.

Eret just minding his business and mining a tree.

I swear this is so scuffed.

Oh no. They’re struggling.

This is going so bad.

He is in 4 whole servers.

Sapnap go roast him. Please. Please.

Yes everyone’s first stream is scuffed. But most don’t have a guy with millions of subs helping them.

Mans earning more than most starting streamers in a year.

My friend and I are respectively making a friendship bracelet and knitting. You can see the ADHD.

70k people leaving after learning it’s not dream.

There’s Sapnap.

Bless this man. Having to lay on his mike to speak.

Ah. A he/they. Another for the server.

Why is there a Michael shrine?? He’s fine??

Don’t burn the lemon tree.

Pink threatening over tree.

Dream blows up a lot of things.

Does nobody know Phil prettied up lmanhole.

Getting to know everyone again?? Again?

His voice is nice. Reminds me of some of the ASMRtists I listen to.

McPuffys.

Sapnap. I know your southern but you could not fuck up a kangaroo.

Oh they’re entering Eret’s traps.

Callahan. Poof and Unpoof.

Why are you familiar with Skeppy and BBH’s house.

Honey it’s fine you can’t read everyone of them.

Yes Dream it is your fault. He needed two.

Reverse Simba Manatreed. Whatever the light touches they destroy.

Please don’t blow up anything. Honey.

You do need texture packs for nukes.

Kinoko! Also please don’t blow up Kinoko.

Are we doing lore? What’s happening?

Lore camera?

Yes join whenever. Be kinda polite. Sounds good.

Met just randomly. But they met up when they were little kids. Awww.

Bless him. All that on accident.

I swear if it’s manatee and tree.

Manatees and trees. Oh come one.

I love this poor man. I’m becoming emotionally attached.

Disaster Floridian.

Man saw a manatee and decided it was his animal.

Oh he’s 24. June 23rd. That’s the day after my BFFs bday.

The fact they all had each other’s Skypes and such from playing as kids.

“This sounds like dream” because dream told him to tweet it. 😂

5’11” huh. Not bad.

I want to just sit and listen to this man stream while I do homework.

He seems relaxing.

You know his eyes are blue. Blue eyes gotta be overly specific.

CAT!!! The most important part.

Usually take care of sometimes? Oh friends cats. Cat sitter.

I swear my BFF and I started going “eh I don’t like him too much.” Now we go “aww he’s so cute.”

He’s Hannah Montana.

Alright boundaries!!!

Shipping is fine.

No hate and stupid stuff.

Don’t pretend to be Manatreed.

Shares a lot of boundaries with Dream. Just look at dreams boundaries.

Cancer sign. Rooster for Chinese Zodiac.

Doesn’t want to share sexuality. Not relevant to gaming.

Poor dude wants a tattoo and is entirely too anxious to do it.

Dude with both ears pierced from Emo phase.

Anxious little critter.

Dream could still beat this poor man even with a hacked client.

Ooo Karl.

Karl teaching Manatreed yugio.

Oh has Eret fixed the rail to Kinoko? If not this might not go well.

I think I have a crush on everyone in this server. I mean. Us too.

Off they go on the rails. Hopefully these aren’t the ones Eret broke.

Sam and Foolish and Karl. Not Just Karl.

Watch Manatreed be the only ones who makes it.

Ah George.

Oh was all that stuff stuff George did? Lol.

George and Dream just gotta act like an old married couple wherever they go.

Dream quit causing problems.

What is happening?

The divide between character and content creator.

Manatreed running from George.

Sapnap getting George.

Poor Manatreed picking stuff up. Snowchester Tubbo and Dream map?

No. Do join Kinoko. You’d fit in well.

10 llamas.

Everyone fighting George.

Sapnap killed by George.

“There’s our dragon. It’s not real.” -Karl

10 Llamas!!! Hooray!

You deserve the llamas honey.

Sapnap don’t threaten the new guy.

Dream’s still a homeless telletubbi.

George with a grown zombie pigman.

Do they not know lore happened today and Michael was moved?

Old man playing the new minecraft.

Sapnap killed by Eryn. Wow.

George escaped.

There’s not a single brain cell here.

Manatreed with eggs.

Manatreed the keeper of sapnaps stuff.

I want to see him stream solo. I feel like I’m less watching him and more watching the usual idiots doing their things.

All of this is just the usual. Manatreed is just kinda there.

Accusing the missing stuff on Manatreed who has almost exactly nothing.

Seriously I feel like Manatreed is just here. George and Sapnap fighting is funny but still.

Aww he’s ending. I hope to see a solo Manatreed stream sometime so we can actually see what kind of person he is.

Alright a little bit of solo.

It’s quiet again but at least someone who knows what’s happening isn’t trying to coach him.

Man surprised that so many people showed up. Honey your popular. The internet has been waiting for months.

Sweetheart just going through all the donos and seeing all the polite people.

Why are George and bad in a boat?

Please get a new skin.

Fanartists don’t switch to the Steve skin. Please.

Can’t wait to see more of you dude.

2 more donos.

He’ll try to stream tomorrow.

Favorite color is anything blue. Very dark blue. Midnight Purple is his specific favorite.

Name is straight up Oli not short for anything.

Baby no. Please not the Steve skin.

Good first stream. Very nice.

Both me and my BFF think he sounds like someone. But we can’t figure it out. A YouTuber we’ve watched.

And there’s the end.

#dsmp spoilers #dsmp #manatreed #I went from disliking him to absolutely loving him #delayed liveblogging

[lea-andres]

I changed my mind here's my 500 word story Rating: Lemon

Vector took off his headphones Zavok took off his clothes if he wore clothes (imagine a sweater or something?? idk lol) However before rated m for mature content they watched the bee movie together. According to all known laws

of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father

paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. THEY TURNED OFF THE MOVIE AND HAD SEX (COCK/BALLS)

You know, I might be calling it early,

But this might officially be the funniest thing I've ever fucking received. 😂

#i don't even know what to tag this as #😂😂😂