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shakingparadigm · 10 days

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hold on, hold on im losing my mind a little over that information. you’re saying ivan is basically the scumbag gong in chinese novels who dates people bc he’s bored and spends a majority of his time just thinking about his white moonlight till lmaoo

I mean, I'm not sure if scumbag gong is the right term (absolutely hilarious though) but Ivan was definitely one hell of a guy. Q and V call him prince charming for a reason (Mizi does too). Them specifically stating "if he was bored enough"... what kind of shit are you doing while bored my guy 😭

#despite q and v going on to state that ivan manipulated other people #id like to think he was pretty respectful with the people he “dated”#his heart was just obviously not in it and after the other person realized they could not make a connection theyd give up in frustration #cause you know. he was fucking bored #and he devoted his heart to someone else long ago #Prince charming huh.... prince charming.......#how do they feel about their prince charming after round 6....#also idk if im allowed to share more patreon info on here if im not pls feel free to tell me to take down #day 1 of dating ivan!! hes the perfect boyfriend!!#day 12 of dating ivan. i think he is just tolerating me #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #asks

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ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter · 1 year

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deltarune is a videogame,

#deltarune #my art #noelle deltarune #susie deltarune #suselle #epic post actually. mid tier post #two of the au noelles are mine. spamelle is yhere because i think shes funny #im pretty sure they made her on 4chan but pls tell me if yheres someone i have to give credit to #anyays like and sub #bye gamers enjoy

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shidouryusm · 7 months

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I have to make a Mha and blue lock masterlist too :/

Someone teach me how to make pretty banners I will redecorate all 4 of the fandoms🥲

#sams.shit #can you tell Im bored #the way Im saying in gonna revamp the masterlists #considering this is the most tedious job known to mankind #but yeah about the pretty banners #someone do teach me on discord pls🥲

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randqme · 1 year

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“do it. i know you want to.”

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fanart for @lotusmonkey and @squidkid15 ‘s au!!! yah!!!! very sorry if i got any details wrong i havent read all of the posts regarding daydreams yet 💔💔 this was just my idea for a nightmare mac could give wukong hehe

#lmk #lmk macaque #ely on a roll with these lmk au fanarts for real #the autism its taking over me #i give up on fully rendering HAHA #macs hair is so pretty here. its so cool too like #tw blood #tw gore #blood #sorry im really new to tumblr pls let me know how i should tag or filter art like this wahhh #someone im begging u. am i doing this wrong. tell me in the comments (?) maybe i am so worried 😭

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shit-talker · 6 months

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Why are Afton's victims order messed up in the intro of the movie??

From what I know it should go;

Charlotte (Puppet)

Susie (Chica)

Jeremy (Bonny)

Gabriel (Freddy)

Fritz (Foxy)

Cassidy (Golden Freddy)

But, in the intro, he seems to kidnap them like this; Foxy, Freddy, Chica, Golden Freddy, Bonny?

Here's what the kids look like for ref;

Am I being dumb?? Because that's totally the order there??? But also??? Someone help

#fnaf #fanf movie #william afton #five nights at freddy's #i genuinely dont know fnaf lore that well so #i used to be obsessed with it as a kid #fell outta love with it pretty soon after sister location came out #haven't looke much into it since so im kinda clueless #anyway #someone tell me if im bring dumb pls xx #i swear chica says that she was the first one #like is that not a thing??#idk #im tired

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floradorn · 4 months

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the way marias praise kink is thru the roof like.... literally loves and adores being told how how pretty they think she looks as theyre making her fall apart. loves being told how sweet to the ear all the lil sounds she makes are and then encouraged to keep making them by getting fucked in the same manner that brought them out. being told how good shes doing, how well shes taking them, how beautiful she looks (and tastes) between her thighs but also how beautiful she looks riding them. the playful teasing when shes begging & pleading, the verbal or physical encouragements if shes giving head / eating out. like literally praise her in any fashion and girls over the moon and putty in your hands

#i WAS asleep for like an hr & a half and then lightning crack was so loud it woke me lmao and first thing was this that came to mind #its a bit funny tho cause to a degree she also does like a sprinkling of degrading here and there but yeah girl is all mush & hearteyes #when she gets told she looks pretty under or on top of someone #etc etc shes just literally 'pls tell me more tell me im doing good tell me my noises sound pretty plea #please* i wanna hear it so much' (i hate tagging on mobile jfc-)#[ ♡ ] ── * study.#suggestive /#usfw /

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enamouredless · 2 years

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saw a tiktok of some guy talking about how they think will might be the one that dies this season and in currently freaking tf out bc it makes sense and I'm losing my mind

#there have been so mny hints..#that one interview where noah sais somebody is dying #his storyline this season pretty much being ignored AGAIN #his birthday being forgotten + possibly hetting rejected by mike #that one dude at the asylum that said some minds are beyond help or whatever that can't be saved with music...#the parallels with henry creel....#THE FACT THAT NOAH IS PLANNING ON GOING TO COLLEGE #PLS SOMEONE TELL ME THAT IM WRONG #I WILL SERIOUSLY LOSE IT IF HE DIES #THIS IS NOT FUNNY #byler

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olliecoded · 1 year

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fuck it losers club as oh hellos songs!!!!!!

bill -- caesar (dear wormwood)

mike -- rounds (zephyrus)

stan -- boreas (boreas)

bev -- exeunt (dear wormwood)

ben -- like the dawn (ttddv)

richie -- hieroglyphs (eurus)

eddie -- glowing (boreas)

#also keep in mind im not necessarily taking these songs exactly as they were intended #like. maybe creating new interpretations as they relate to the characters u know what i mean?#also i DID have to cherry pick certain aspects of their characters to assign them songs.....sorryyyyy do u still think im pretty #apologies but it was WAY too daunting given the oh hellos' lyrical complexity to try and give them songs that were completely #accurate to every part of their characterization #i want someone to tell me i did a good job though pls <3 #it stephen king #it 1990 #it 2017 #it chapter 2 #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #stan uris #bev marsh #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #losers club #the oh hellos #ALSO. if this post gets someone to listen to even just one oh hellos song. i will consider it a victory #itposting

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thetardisisnotourdivision · 11 months

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I am weirdly strong and I never noticed.

So basically my brother has this masculinity complex, so he degrades me at every opportunity, especially my strength. Therefore I assumed for years that my build and strength were perfectly normal and that actually I was really weak compared to most people.

Then a few months ago I lifted something and one of my friends was like "oh god let me get some of that" and I said "it's fine it's not that heavy" and she was like "???"

And since then (due to it now being summer and my newfound lack of fucks to do with what people think of my body) several of my friends have commented that I have "scary big" muscles. In both my arms and my legs.

And now I think about it... I can lift up and throw around my little sister without really thinking about it. My leg muscles are strong enough that I can go up on pointe without the specialised shoes and hold the pose for a good amount of time. On DofE I was the only person not to get bruises on my hips from the bags, and I found carrying the tents far easier than everyone else. But I just assumed that that everyone was like that and when I looked in the mirror I assumed that everyone looked like me too and now I'm realising that I'm actually kinda... Muscled. Like I never noticed that most girls my age have thinner arms and legs than me. I just assumed that everyone had fairly well-defined muscles and left it at that.

TL:DR: I didn't realise that I'm ridiculously strong and kinda buff and now I'm wondering whether I can use that to attract the ladies.

#it just sort of happened #I flexed my muscles at one point jokingly and this bi girl I know just #Her jaw dropped and she said “wow”#And I was like ok aha #What #lesbian #Yes I'm tagging this as lesbian fight me #And actually I'd probably win #Bearing in mind I'm like. 5'4 at the most and generally wear long skirts and pretty earrings and that #But I'm also one of the buffest girls you'll ever see apparently #Everyone's so shocked someone pls tell me what's a normal muscle mass for an arm #This is like the time where I smashed my knee against the floor of the swimming pool and couldn't tell if I'd damaged it #Because I didn't remember what my kneecap was supposed to look like and didn't know whether there was usually a large crack running through #Turns out there is #But yeah I'm confused #And really proud of myself #im so excited

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randomjreader · 1 year

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Elle and Tara's new profiles pics!!!

#alright i know Elle's has been changed for ages now but im pretty sure Tara's is new #someone tell me Tao and Darcy's instas pls i can't find them #heartstopper #elle argent #tara jones #yasmin finney #corrina brown

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mirtiell · 2 years

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Pretty zhongli

#pls someone tell me who drew this for credit #also if zhongli rerun I'll pull #im tired of dying also want this pretty mf

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ace-dodo · 1 month

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No you don't get it, he's LITERALLY my SOULMATE (we've spoken twice)

#IM DOWN BAD FOR HIM #PLS SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO TALK TO HIM #HES PRETTY AF I CAN'T #AND WE SHARE SIMILAR INTERESTS #I KNOW IT #HE'S MY SOULMATE I SWEAR

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uwooyoungs · 5 months

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😍

#there's also a jjong pc for the red vers. but he got stuck i was tearing my apt apart fr #ateez #the pulls im so happy #rly got SO many yunho this time lmaoo #also pls someone tell me whose signatures they are ajsjdjsk im pretty sure one is yunho i think the other ones might be yeosang and mingi??

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toastsnaffler · 7 months

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u know I doooo really like it when ppl are verbally affectionate w me. way more than I would probably ever admit tbh 🫣 but I also feel like often when ppl ARE particularly affectionate towards me its a sign they're overcompensating or trying to hide something they're dealing with from me which can be a little frustrating !!

#my mum does this.. and im pretty sure to some extent my flatmate does too altho i dont think i know her quite well enough to tell #and other assorted ppl have in the past. and i rly do get it like sometimes i act brighter and bouncier bc i dont want anyone to know-#im struggling or having a hard time. but it does just make it feel kind of hollow sometimes bc i cant always just take affection at-#face value bc its there as a defense or diversion instead of beinf genuine. or sometimes ppl just act like that bc they want smth from me #im sorry that sometimes i dont reflect it w equal energy bc i am at heart an incredibly affectionate person physically + verbally #there are a wholeass myriad of reasons why i cant dole it out as freely as i want and one of them is this bc i cant always read the-#intent behind it yknow. nothing more heartbreaking. anyway. its 1am but i cant sleep despite being fucking shattered #wauaugghh my brain is trying to drag me into the swamp someone come turn it off pls 😭😭😭😭 ok goodnight #.diaries

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mclqren · 10 days

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UNFORGETTABLE ★ CL16

PAIRING ✦ charles leclerc x fem!gymnast!reader

SUMMARY ✦ after attending one f1 race, you simultaneously manage to embarrass yourself in front of and impress a certain f1 driver [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ cursing

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ for the purpose of this fic, the reader is going to represent america in the olympics for gymnastics. i made the reader have a private insta account for this fic & a main, just to fit in with the 'private life' aspect. the fc i've used is isabela juliana, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)

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yourusername flowers are the key to my heart 🔐💌

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user1 STUNNERRR!!

user2 if the whole gymnastics thing doesn't work out, you could literally have a career as a model because damnnn!!

user3 the flowersss 🥺🥺

user4 is she going to the olympics this year??

user5 yess!! can't wait to see her 💗💗

simonebiles my girl wowwww 😍😍

yourusername my lover fr 💓💓

yourbsf GORGEOUS

yourusername LOVE YOU!!

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yourfinsta sushi night & trying to figure this f1 shit out before this weekend 🍣😱

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yourbsf SINCE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH F1

yourfinsta HAVE I NOT TOLD YOU

yourbsf NOOO???

yourfinsta FERRARI INVITED ME AS A PADDOCK GUEST SO I GUESS IM GOING

yourbsf you better message me ALL ABOUT IT

yoursibling you're the luckiest bitch alive.

yourfinsta yeah except i know NOTHINGG about f1 pls drop by my apartment and teach me ☹️

yoursibling fine fine im on my way

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( caption one: about to moveeee ✈️ | caption two: i apologize in advance for my limited formula one knowledge 😔 )

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yourfinsta third slide is me after embarrassing myself in front of one of the most good-looking guys alive?? i swear i knew his name i just panicked when someone asked me 😭

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yourbsf HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW WHO CHARLES LECLERC WAS

yourfinsta YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING ESP WHEN HE BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN LATER??

yourbsf he brought it up AGAINNN?? oh he likes you.

yourfinsta NO HE DOESNTT HE WAS PROBABLY JUST AS EMBARRASSED AS I WAS.

yoursibling the caption??

yourfinsta it's a long story. i'll tell you when i get home

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yourusername i had such a good time w ferrari this weekend: thank you sm for having me!! (ps. yes i do know who both drivers are 🤣)

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user9 the caption 🤣🤣

user10 you have to praise the girl for owning her mistake!

user11 STUNNERRR

user12 so why isn't she training then...

user13 ppl are allowed to take breaks - leave her alone!

user14 the flowers are so on y/n's brand

user15 righttt!! she's so spring i can't explain it

scuderiaferrari it was lovely to have you with us, y/n!

yourusername thank you for having me! ❤️❤️

user16 okay but why couldn't they have chosen someone who knows about f1 instead of someone random girl off the street?? like at least pick someone who's WATCHED the sport, and knows the drivers names.

user17 tons of people who haven't watched the sport get invited all the time. she said when she was there that she didn't have too much knowledge on the sport, but wanted to learn more about it, hence why she accepted the invite. she said she forgot their names momentarily because she was panicked by the larger crowd, so maybe leave off her for a minute! 💓

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( caption one: back again 😴 | caption two: thanks for the gift 😉 )

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yourusername another crazy weekend later...🏎️

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user22 she's so luckyyyy wth!

user23 TWO F1 RACES IN A ROW?? WOWWW SOMEONE'S POPULAR

user24 AND THE HAT? it's def charles asking for her

user25 the outfitttt wow 😍

user26 she's literally so pretty

user27 STAY AWAY FROM CHARLES

user28 girl what.

charles_leclerc the bag 😉

yourusername yes yes you bought it for me thanks babe 🤣💓

user29 A GIFT? 'BABE'? WHATTTT

user30 WOAH WHAT IS THIS

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yourusername back to training at last 🤸‍♀️

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user31 back to your rootsss!!

user32 my fav gymnast

user33 WE'VE BEEN WAITINGGG i can't wait for the olympics

user34 SAME!!

user35 wowww she's stunning!

user36 is this charles' girlfriend then or-

user37 nope! nothing's been confirmed right now - they might just be good friends!

simonebiles YOU ARE EVERYTHINGGG!!

yourusername I LOVE YOU 💗

charles_leclerc i could do that 🤣

yourusername fighting talk from someone who drives around in a car all day!

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charles_leclerc turns out the key to heart is to actually just buy her flowers 🤷‍♀️❤️

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user42 MAMA Y PAPA

user43 UR SO REAL FOR THISSS

user44 DAMN Y/N IS BEING SPOILTTTT

user45 AS SHE SHOULD BEEE!!

user46 POWER COUPLE ALERTTT

user47 gymnast x f1 driver is NOT a trope i was expecting but i love it!!

yourusername the flowers are the only reason we're together.

charles_leclerc WHAT

yourusername wish i was kidding, i'm just a sucker for nice flowers 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

yourusername ALL JOKES ASIDE im so grateful 💗

landonorris barf 🤮

yourusername call me when you get a girlfriend x

user48 SHE'S FRIENDS W THE PADDOCK TOO??

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yourusername it's no longer acceptable to forget your name anymore ☹️💓

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user49 MY NEW FAV COUPLE ON THE GRID

user50 im OBSESSEDDD

user51 pls call me if he fumbles you ☹️

user52 NO REALLL im always here y/n ❤️❤️

user53 THE THIRD SLIDE PLEASEEEE

user54 love a woman who's obsessed w her man 🙏

simonebiles if he hurts you im always here (to date you)

yourusername my ACTUALLL wife 💍💍

charles_leclerc im so lucky ❤️

yourusername you mean you're lucky i liked the flowers.

charles_leclerc you're still on about this??

yourusername YOU THINK IM JOKING?? flowers are my life. i would die for flowers. it's the only reason we're together 🤣💗

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arminsumi · 8 months

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DIRTY TALK.

fem / afab reader

NOTE: just trying smth out... a dialogue-only smut scene from ur fave. it's literally just the script of what your fave is saying lmk know what u think :) it was fun to write and very satisfying bc i am a huge lover of dirty talk writing. anyways it was written with armin/gojo in mind but the char is ambiguous, you can insert anyone

🔞 mdni / 18+ content

SUMMARY — diaolgue/script of your fave's dirty talk

WARNINGS — smut, dialogue-only

WARNINGS — pls ignore errors i wrote this over maths homework, dialogue-only smut, dirty talk, unprotected sex, he's super horny, soft dom, creampie, daddy kink, breeding kink, aftercare, slight size kink, "good girl" used, "slvt" used, "baby" used, pre-established relationship, playing with ur clvt, 2x orgasm (reader), laughing when he cums, implied overstim, lmk if i have missed a warning thank u, i'm sure it's fem reader implied but i wasn't too sure so idk lol it's 1 am im going to bed

WORDCOUNT ≈ 750

🍒 𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⋅ 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬/𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 !

"God, I'm so fucking horny, baby. Spread those legs 'n let me use that pretty pussy, 'there we go. Here, put your legs on my shoulders. I've got you. Fuck look at that perfect pussy, all wet 'n ready for me — yeah? All for me? Just for daddy? Gonna let me stretch you out? Good, good girl. Breathe deep while I just s-slide the tip in. Oh fuck. Y-you're so fucking tight today, t-tighter than usual — fuck me — oh you're gonna make me cum so fast, haha. Loosen up a bit for me. Thank you baby, fuuuck let me slide it in, just like that. You're so perfect. Look at that... look how we fit together. Our bodies were made for each other, don't you think? Yeah? Oh fuck, don't clench up yet, loosen for me again. Fuck. That feels so fucking good — ahah — I'm not laughing at you, baby, j-just can't believe how good it feels to — fuck — ahhhuh — yeah that's a perfect little slut, just take daddy's cock like you're meant to."

"Gonna spell your name on this dick, baby? Yeah? Cream and cum all over it? Oh, fuck, can't wait to make you cum again and again and a-again — yesyesyes — fuck that's so good, when you tighten 'round my length like that. Feels like your cunt is sucking on my cock, 's so fucking good. Baby! Fuck, hold onto my arms if you need to. Oh, nasty slut moaning already? That's okay, you can let it out. Moan all you need to — moan into my ear while I fuck this little hole loose. Haha, are you gonna cum already? That's okay, you can cum. Play with that little clit — so cute. Faster, play with it faster. I wanna see you go numb on my fucking cock. Yeah? What is it? Oh this spot? You want me to fuck this spot? Right here? F-fuck, right here, baby? Yeah that feels so fucking good, doesn't it? Ooh, baby cum for me. Cum. Don't worry about a thing, daddy's got you safe in his arms. Let go and get your sweet relief. There we go — oh fuck, haha, there we fucking go. Someone came big time, huh? Look at those legs shaking. Yeah, now daddy wants to cum, too. Got me all fucking worked up. Just gonna take it out for a moment... ah, fuck don't worry baby I'm gonna put it back in. Don't wanna overstimulate you on accident. Huh? Oh? Really? Fuck alright, I'll fuck you up just like you want it, then. Turn around slut, let's give that pussy a good filling then. Oh my god 's fucking tigh-tighter. Shit, makes me wanna fucking bust. Baby? Look into my eyes and tell me how much you love this cock. Fuck. Yeah, again. Say it again. 'Need to hear you say it again, baby. Louder. Fucking louder. Don't care if the neighbours hear you, just need to hear that sweet voice breakingg while I fuck — fuck — baby yes, yes of course I'll cum inside y-you. Are you really sure? You're not on birth control, right? Gonna get that pusssy knocked up if I cum inside. Oh fuck — can you repeat that?! You want my baby? Yeah? Fuck, you want my seed? God, baby, yes, yes fuck I'll give you my fucking babies. I'll make you a mommy. Stay right there, fuck — oh my god I'm close. I'm so fucking close. Gonna fill up that pussy, stuff it so good not a drop spills out. Oh my fuckin' god you're creaming so much, 's this what you've been into all along? Sh-shoulda told me sooner, 'woulda fucked my cum i-into this tight hole — every — fucking — day. Fuck, baby, ahah I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna — oh god, yeah, you gonna cum again? Cum with me. Let me play with that clit. Fuck I'm cumming — I'm cumming — gonna cum so hard 'n knock up that pussy — fuuuck — oh god, fuckfuckfuck ahah — ahaha that's — so — fucking — good — fuck. Holy shit. I came so much... look at all that... aw baby, don't let it drip out; tighten up 'n keep it deep inside. Get pregnant for me. Hm? I love you, too, dumb baby angel. Let's get that pretty pussy cleaned up. Aw, you can't stand up by yourself? Legs too numb, huh? Here, I've got you. I'll massage your legs in the bath. Ah, you're the sweetest. Y'know how cute you sounded begging for my cum? Sorryyy! I like teasing you, you know that!"

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