#someone is going to jail for this

[kicktwine]

A rly fun thing to do immediately once u get a grasp on a blorbo is put him in a situation Not tailored for him and see what he does. The opposite of a good time. put the little magic man in a knife fight. put the charismatic bard in a marathon ninja warrior race for a prize. put the strong girl in a mind puzzle. how does this little lab rat react when he’s out of his depth

#maybe your 2 str guy punches someone in the face about it you won’t know until he does!!!!! #unfortunately I love making little guys do things they don’t want to do #in my brain palace. in my fanfics (unwritten) #kipspeak #anyways (BLASTS A GUY WITH MY MIND BEAMS) #slaps make unrebloggable I’m not going back to JAIL (notification purgatory)

[robo-dino-puppies]

you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other-

-you never say what you're really thinking.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #this parallel has been eating me up #i've never made gifs before but i tried my best :') #i'm sure someone else has already done it better and prettier but i wanted to make my own #you cannot comprehend the physical and mental anguish... #...learning how to make gifs has put me through #like i've tried several times in the past and i've always given up #but nooooooooo this show #*this show* inspires me to put myself through a clothes wringer to learn #also go to jail michael sheen i hate your stupid face (affectionate) #go s2 #go s2 spoilers #i made this

[waddlephone]

Can do anything

Oh Connor, anything doesn't mean illegal

#Connor is going to end in jail ong #Also please someone find where Connor's fav coin is #dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh memes #dbh hank #dbh fanart #mspaint

[jeres-red-g-string]

okay so let me tell you…I did something really stupid today….

I always wondered what jere looks like without his moustache bc what is he hiding under that damn thing???

and today was the day my curiosity won…

so I opened this silly little app on my phone (bc I was too lazy for a real photshop edit)

for reference this is the before pic:

…and uhm…

this came out…

I AM SO FCKING ASHAMED OF MYSELF RN💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩

#someone please take my phone away #this is coming straight out of hell #I should go to jail for this #should I do his beard next???💀💀💀 #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #kaarija

[noritoshiikamo]

cw touched starved osamu (sort of), female receiving, mention of overstimulating, intercourse and osamus boner

your face would almost always flushed every time the question was brought up. it almost bound to happen even if you’re just a girlfriend to his less famous twin brother. you are not that big as well, except you are the country’s primary setter. but the question would not stop comming.

“why miya osamu, not atsumu?”

you could think of all the reason in the world. he’s a better cook, kept the house clean and the fridge full, he’s a wing spiker and good one as well, even after years of quitting. that’s always a win to you, you always have someone to set to on the winter break– he made your moves perfect down to the tee. he’s a mommy boy, never need to be told what to do or how to do; he just knew you like the back of his hand.

hand, your cheeks warmed up.

his hand– you don’t know where to start.

he has a thing or a need; he loves the littlest of your skin to be touching him. holding hands while he drives, brushing against the littlest skin showing off your waist while you sleepily try to make the coffee machine in the morning work, brushing strays off your cheeks as you took him out to the team’s event. he looks cold, shy but with you, once the smirk grew on his face, you could never wipe it away.

you’re always at his mercy when his lips landed against the skin where your shoulder and your neck met, sending jolts down your spine. he likes to trick you; intertwining your hands together only to pin it up so he had the whole access to your body. his eyes roaming undressing you with his bored grey eyes before his hands does. he plays dirty, lips against your neck sucking hard you swore it would break. warning you to always keep your eyes on him as he eats you out, or he will make sure that all eyes are on you when you go to training neck full of his bruises.

“you can do it,” he hummed again your clit, feigning support.

you would rather die that hold his gaze as he ravished you like his last meal. hoarse tongue along the lips before sucking on your bud. trained you to take four at least until all you can do is dug your heels deep in the bed with tears down your cheeks. he loves the pleas, the way his name only comes out as osa, choking on your own moans and spit. he didn’t get why you always fight against him. he just wants to make you cum. your stamina is nothing against his own, he will flick his tongue against your clit for hours if god let him be. until you were so exhausted that when he pushed his cock inside you there was just a weak soft sigh of pleasure out of your lips.

he loves all the pretty sounds you made. you were never loud, always so polite with the pleases and yeses. you never had to do anything but be his pretty pillow princess, writhing underneath him as he sheathed himself so deep it bruised your cervix. when nothing comes but some gargling, choking noise, he’ll take pity, speeding up until all was left in the room was the sound of his skin slapping against yours and your whimpers. he’s so polite he will make sure you’ll come first before him, multiple of time.

“he’s prettier, i guess,” you forced a smile, hopping that the camera wouldn’t intensified how flushed your cheeks were. you felt wet, not by just the thoughts but you could feel the cum he had carefully mentioned to keep it all in starting to seep out. he would be watching, happily tending to his small shop with this interview in the background and an ego as big as his brother. would it be that bad, you wondered, thinking of how nice would tonight be when you return home. a smile on his face as osamu tended to his cup of tea with a growing erection hidden behind the counter ready to fill you up again. there’s my good little girl, even as a thought, he could make you shivered.

oh, you can’t just wait to go home.

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#so basically i got covid so im not allowed to go to work #ive been thinking about osamu so unhealthily someone jail me #writing: thirsts #osamu miya smut #osamu miya x y/n #osamu miya x you #osamu miya x reader #osamu miya drabbles #haikyuu smut #haikyuu drabble #hq x reader #hq imagines #writing: hq #touch starved osamu

[shoku-and-awe]

Confused and alarmed by the very innocuous April Fools feature!!!!!!!

#am i doing it wrong? #it said i super booped someone #am i going to go to jail

[phosphophylight-of-my-life]

oshi no ko aqua is such a fun character bc by most counts he's a more than decent guy.

in his first life he regularly visited hospital inpatients who had no visitors. he was genuinely happy and excited to help Ai deliver her babies, because he wants her to be happy on her own terms. he saves Akane simply because he can, and gets angry at the staff on her behalf. he doesn't stop at saving her life and spends sleepless nights turning around her public image. at that point there was nothing in it for him to keep akane around, she was just a person he was able to help and wanted to help.

by most counts he's a pretty decent guy who steps up when people need him most, except. except he's also a guy who really wants to kill his dad and that makes him manipulate people somewhat often and this is somehow not entirely at odds with his instinct to help others

#oshi no ko #like he's a doctor i can rly respect yknow #except for the patricide thing #gorou said do no harm unless it's my dad #also the way that gorou regularly visit patients is something SARINA has to tell the audience and not gorou #bc to gorou is nothing worth mentioning #for quite a while i was like man gorou is kind of sleazy for only visiting sarina esp when she's so young and vulnerable #but he visits the others also... sarina was just the most special patient to him because she introduced him to ai and also #because she was a kid whose parents never showed up #also SPOILERS FOR LIKE CH90+ OR SMTHING BELOW #the way aqua doesnt let akane dirty her hands like ok aqua we get it you want the best for everyone who isnt your dad #wipes tear someone get him therapy hes a decent guy who's ruining his life #also the way he is conscious of how he's playing w akane's feelings and tries very hard to be honest with her and to do her right #like sigh okay aqua i GUESS i cant hate you #and that one ghosting kana arc where i wanted to beat him up and then he was like i dont want to drag kana into this & he looked terrified #like SIGH. OKAY. FINE AQUA i cant hate you after all #like apart from the patricide (which is big know) the biggest downside to his personality is how cold he is #he pushes ppl away all the time and is just borderline rude #but like idk i feel like thats a byproduct of his 'i plan to go to jail for patricide and dont want to drag others down' mindset #which is like... well. you can't hate him for that.. he's looking out for others in his own way

[theforgottendaydreamer]

i'm about to write a "jason confronts bruce" fic that is so personal. i'm going to pour my whole self into it. i wish i had the time to physically write it now. i'm about to burst.

#i'm not a fan of bad dad bruce but #i need to use him and pretend that i'm jason and that he's a certain someone in my life #i'm going to make jason so viscerally angry because i can make him say and do shit that would put irl me in jail #jason todd #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #dc comics

[itsamenickname]

Bowuigi artists! I have a challenge for you!

Draw this meme but with Luigi and Bowser:

#luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #memes #mario memes #super mario meme #barbie meme #has anyone done this with Luigi and Bowser yet? #if you or someone else you know has already drawn the Bowuigi version of this meme please be sure to send it my way #because I would love to see the different versions of Luigi and Bowser's reactions to going to jail #I said it once and I'll say it again: if I had the ability to draw this I would in a freaking hearbeat #because I can perfectly picture both Luigi and Bowser's reactions to going to jail

[the-meme-monarch]

Imagine if after the fun gang battles strange someone Frisk and convinces them to stop fighting or whatever Ralsei is like. hi um haha i just wanted to say you seem like a lovely person who’s been through a lot, really, but you’re also kind of, um, under arrest? again you seem just delightful, just truly dandy, and I’d like to help you however I can, but you’re also kind of a menace who has made several people go insane so, sorry, um, yeah. i’m taking you to castle town prison, but there are nice things there too! it’s not all bad!

JEHEJAHHDAJ WAIT now I'm thinking. would frisk try to use this as an opportunity to Reform spades king or considering their track record of how them "helping" people turned out would ralsei try to keep them separated

#strange someone frisk #wait also consider. since time evidently passes the same as in the light world ralse #ralsei makes them Promise to come back tomorrow to. go back to jail. bc he doesnt want people to think theyre Missing in the light world #kris and susie are like. hey are you For Real. #but then frisk comes back the next day and every day to Go To Jail. happily #every day spades king is like 'oh son a bitch not That One again' #anyway good worming #MORNING. worming. how did i even get w in there

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

they're like weird distant cousins to me.

#not really but i was going through kris's sprites and wondering why they looked vaguely familiar. and then i pulled up adrian and noticed #how similar she and klavier specifically look and i needed a way to make a post about it without just going 'hey they look similar! odd.' #but now im sort of vaguely attached to the idea #adrian andrews #klavier gavin #kristoph gavin #ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #ace attorney justice for all #i've made up a vague story about them in my head. for whatever reason. #klavier needs someone to be there for him after the kristoph goes to jail. could be her. #adrian's ds card flipping sprite didnt want to be part of the post (i think it was buggy) so i had to go with the hd version for that :( #looking at the first klav and adrian one is like damn. they would have been powerful together

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

I'm sorry W H A T

#9-1-1 #911 #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #911 spoilers #911 abc #911 on abc #911abc #UMMM??? #I was looking something up and saw a reddit post talking about tommy in the results so even though it was unrelated I checked it out anyway #and then went to the 9-1-1 subreddit from there just to see what was happening #checked the discussion for this episode etcetera #AND THEN I SAW IT #SOMEONE MENTIONED IT #and I was #HAUGAHUAGHUAHH W H A T #also saw it mentioned a couple of times in the tag when I went through it but it took surprisingly long to see it #I just. sir. what the heck xD #JAIL!! #PR JAIL FOR LOU!! #PR JAIL FOR A THOUSAND EPISODES!!! #xD I'm kidding I'm living lol #also wow that entire interview is insane #go read it I swear #you will die it's wild xD #also is he gonna fly in with chimney or something like slfkjd??? the freak??? xDD #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr #wow #gosh #this man is insane xdd love him he'll fit right in lol

[the-whispers-of-death]

Stone at the bar, he sees how a dude slips something in a girls drink

Stone at the bar, sees how a guy keeps harassing a girl, pulling her out the bar

What'd he do?

Stone sees a guy slipping something in a woman's drink, he's telling a bartender and if it comes to it, he's spilling the woman's drink so she doesn't drink it. And then he may accost the guy in the bathroom and flush any substance he finds on the guy down the toilet.

A guy is harassing a woman in the bar, pulling her out? Stone is immediately up and out of his seat. A guy is only confident until he sees Stone's 6'6" scarred figure looming over him. Stone doesn't even have to say anything, the moment the guy sees him, the guy's most likely running. And then Stone will make sure the woman gets into her car or a cab safely.

He's intimidating, he knows it. But damn it, if a woman asks to pretend to be her boyfriend while he's in a bar (highly unlikely scenario really considering his reclusive tendencies when he's home), he'll pretend to be her boyfriend and then make sure she gets home safe. He has scary dog vibes and he will use it to protect others.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod #call of duty modern warfare 2 #task force 141 #task force 141 oc #call of duty oc #cod oc #task force 141 oc: stone #call of duty oc: stone #cod oc: stone #answering questions about stone #male!oc #desi!oc #tyler's asks #my man is terrible at making friends but that doesn't make him a bad person #Stone will literally be like “I don't need friends” while also being down to go to jail in order to protect someone #man looks like he doesn't care but he does #real reason why he doesn't leave his house and go to bars is because he'd get into bar fights with low-life men #:)

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

#proship #proshipper #anti bs #just anti things #glad to know antis assuming every story about trauma must be about them specifically seems to be a universal proshipper experience lol #like *how* am I sexualizing *your* trauma when I literally do not even know who you are? #like if you hadn't commented I would've gone my entire life not knowing you even exist #if I had omnipotence like that I certainly would not be using that power to sexualize the trauma of some random fucking stranger! lol #you think my petty ass would be doing *that* instead of the infinitely more infuriating thing of spoiling every show you love at any chance #jokes aside though like seriously get fucking real #I hate to burst your main character syndrome bubble but nobody fucking cares about you #not in the ''nobody loves you and you'll die alone'' sense #but in the ''you are just Some Guy™ and the 8 billion other people on the planet have their own problems to worry about'' sense #if someone is writing about trauma maybe take your self-centred goggles off for 5 fucking seconds #and maybe you'll realise that it is 1000000% more likely this random stranger is writing about *their* trauma #and *not* the trauma of a person whose entire existence they are not even aware of #I do believe the tiktok trend of referring to strangers as ''NPCs'' has at least contributed to this epidemic of main character syndrome #people you don't know are *not* ''NPCs'' you fucking robot! #they are human beings just like you with lives and dreams and loved ones #you just don't know them #sorry but I genuinely think I'd go to jail for murder if I ever heard someone refer to me as an ''NPC'' out in public #'cause genuinely who the fuck do you think you are!?

[mikakuna]

batman really just be saying shit. "killing the joker will make you the same as him"

like oh yes of course. you're definitely on par with a man who's killed thousands of innocents because you killed one person. bitch please. you're telling me bruce being a pussy enabler is why thousands of people die at the hands of one person? he should just go to therapy after killing the joker if it's that big of a deal. if you're gonna take on a role as serious and God-like as Batman/hero, you need to accept that you have to do immoral and messed up things. there's no reason to really make batman so strictly Moral if the supervillains he fights really show no shame in mass murdering and torturing innocents- innocents in a city that he swears is his and his to protect.

in a universe like dc where supervillains (+people who work with chemicals that aren't usable in the real world) exist and absolutely cannot be tied down in prison, killing is likely one of the only ways to keep cities safe. like sorry but batman has to kill the joker, a mass murderer, if he wants gotham to become a safer place. it's that or create an indestructible prison that no villains can escape from no matter what. which surprisingly hasn't been made yet, from what i know, despite all the amazing tech bruce has and can afford

#i came across an instagram reel captioned somethjng like #pov you're a civilian watching the main character let the villain go because killing them makes them equals #and the comments were all like saying how this argument is so stupid #because it is. #people try to bring in real world political issues into fantasy worlds where supervillains continuously escape jail #the death penalty can't be argued in a fantasy world because the rules are totally different #and realistically.... civilians will not view batman as a murderer or horrible person/be scared of him for killing the joker #they'd be relieved #they'd feel sooo much safer #and fine batman doesn't wanna kill whatever #weird for a guy who took on a vigilante role and seems to suck ass at keeping his enemies locked up for the rest of their lives #but to stop others from killing the joker????? why are you getting involved bro #it doesn't involve you anymore. if someone wants to kill the joker that's between them and the joker #batman isn't in the argument #if he's that much of a Good guy who can't let murder go free of punishment no matter what #then lock the person up for killing the joker #but let them fucking kill him first #no blood on your hands bud #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

[the-unconquered-queen]

Ngl I feel like the fortune teller's predictions back in ch 8 led me to believe b2 would be more dramatic than it was.

#playchoices #blades of light and shadow #also ik they want the friend in an unlikely person in an unlikely place to be Valax but I choose to not interpret it that way #because as someone who didn't get her scenes and who was mindful that she was helping them against her will #I feel like that 'friendship' was pretty forced in my pt but I get it for others #For me I like to think that it's Cherta because as far as unlikely places go I don't think MC would've expected to make a friend in jail #and she was more of a friend to my MC #also who was deceiving MC at the time? was it the Watcher because of the epilogue? I'm confused was he a bad guy or not