#someone give this man a friend

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to. 

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something. 

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this. 

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable. 

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this ‘haunted’ grocery store): #Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat #Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew) #Clark: Is this potential friend #Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I don’t think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol #Clark & Danny talk about stars #Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding?? #Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food #Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers #Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes #Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them #It’s wonderful for his secret identity #Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up that’s grocery-writer man Clark #Yes Danny & co are adults lol

[darth-sonny]

they're both bitchless for two completly different reasons

Odd Man Out © @cherrytraveller

#omo leonardo is bitchless due to not trying and/or potential no rizz #wnw lee is bitchless due to aroace-ism #omo leonardo gives me the vibes of a person who thinks that talking to someone means that theyre friends now #and lee is gonna leave if this idiot doesnt change the topic soon #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #future leo #my art #sonny draws #odd man out #weary and wild au #peepaw multiverse

[hussyknee]

If anyone has a problem with saying "rest in power" to the white man that self-immolated himself and yelled "Free Palestine" till he burned to death then I want you to block me right the fuck now. You are so morally bankrupt and brainwashed by western neoliberal identity politics that you aren't worth spitting on. There's nobody resting in more power than that kid.

#first y'all harrass that poor dead trans girl's family and friends into apologizing #for chanting Say Her Name at her being misgendered in her death #when Black activists in the UK themselves tried to tell y'all to shut up #and now this #you cannot appropriate a social justice slogan between liberationists #if you honestly can't see a difference between Aaron Bushnell and that bitch RBG #then you might as well give your brain away to someone who'll use it #identity does not confer authority. nor does it confer conscience and good sense #sancitifying the identity of the victims over building solidarity among those sharing a common oppressor is how we build own cages #fuck westerners man. there's something deeply twisted in y'all #free palestine #aaron bushnell #racism #decolonization #solidarity #neoliberalism #identity politics #knee of huss

[vern-a]

Hand slipped <- (totally didnt spend 5 hours on this)

(this is about the characters not the streamers)

#if no one else will give me art of old man and his husbands ill do it myself #here pissever enjoyers. your crumbs. #if friends see this no you dont. closing your eyes is free. try it today #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp forever #missa fanart #philza fanart #forever fanart #pissever #pissa #philever #missever #can someone please inform me on missa and forevers ship name thanks xoxo #missever? foressa? forissa? #personally i vote missever #art bits #mcyt shipping

[alaveii]

give me chaotic dan heng. give me dan heng who would do the most absolutely wild shit if he thinks its justified. give me dan heng who would deck someone on sight for picking on march. give me dan heng who would narrowly avoid an assault charge after hearing a researcher insult the trailblazer’s intelligence. give me dan heng who would offer to cause trouble so bailu can run off and play and have the childhood he never had

pls give me chaotic dan heng

#pls this is the man who got in a fucking CAGE FIGHT within like 2 days of arriving in belobog #but thats just canon dan heng? #i know i miss him #give me back my stupid emotionally stunted dragon man #honkai star rail #hsr #dan heng #hsr dan heng #dan heng my beloved #dan heng imbibitor lunae #danheng my beloved #danheng #dan heng honkai star rail #honkai dan heng #dan heng hsr #i miss the trailblaze trio. give me back my sillies :( #hes like hermione i absolutely believe he would set someone on fire if it meant the safety of his friends

[greenglowinspooks]

Alrighty fellas time for another one

(DPxDC) Batman Rogues ranked based on how good at parenting Danny (and co.) they would be

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Would probably actually be able to step up and be (relatively) good parents: The Penguin, Mr. Freeze.

They would have EXTREMELY different dynamics with Danny, but I think they could figure it out.

The Penguin would definitely only take in Danny to improve his reputation, and probably so that he could monopolize the use of a new meta’s abilities. (And perhaps to study him)

However, I think that attitude would last for at the absolute most a month, probably closer to two weeks, before he genuinely bonded with him. He’s like the dad who says he doesn’t want a pet, and then in a week they’re inseparable.

He’s not a good person, but I think he could probably end up being an awesome fucking dad. Also, there’s no way in hell anyone would mess with Danny. Not even close. If he found out Danny was getting bullied he’d ruin the bully’s fucking life.

He wouldn’t directly throw hands with a child, sure, but that’s only because it would look bad. He would, however, completely destroy their family’s careers and force them to leave Gotham out of shame.

Mr. Freeze is only a rogue because of his wife. Like, that’s it. He only wants (or wanted, depending on the version) for his wife to be cured and to live happily with her again. All of this is for her, either to help her or to avenge her.

That’s to say that yeah, if Danny managed to weasel his way into his heart, he would have a place with him forever.

He’d probably only interact with him at first because of the ice powers, but if Danny did manage to get closer to him (that’s a pretty big if) I think he’d do fucking anything for him, just like his wife.

He would raze the GiW to the ground for his boy.

They’d do alright probably. Nothing special, but it’d work out ok: Scarecrow, Ivy & Harley, Two-Face, Killer Croc.

Scarecrow is, funnily enough, not that bad. Like, is he genuinely deranged? Yes. Is he murderous and cruel? Yes. Does he have a moral compass that would absolutely support taking care of a child? Yes.

He’s been shown multiple times to genuinely care for people, even if it’s in his own way. Like, yeah, maybe fear-gas-themed murder and torture is a bit far sometimes, but it’s what he knows how to do.

Like, would he know how to take care of a kid? Hell no. But he does have a pretty good list of what not to do, courtesy of his own childhood, so he’d have a pretty alright start.

Ivy and Harley aren’t rated higher because I just don’t think they’d really be responsible enough for a child. I don’t doubt that they’d be able to love Danny, nor that they love each other, but they’re not very stable, and they don’t have a very good grasp on normalcy.

Like, they’d be incredibly cool aunts, or family friends, or something. I just don’t think that they’d do well being the sole guardians of a child or teenager.

I can’t stress this enough, I think they would genuinely love having Danny with all their hearts. I just don’t think that love alone is enough.

Avoiding that genuinely depressing thought, I think Two-Face would similarly be an awesome uncle to have, but wouldn’t do well at the actual “parenting” thing.

Like, he could keep a kid alive no problem, and he’d probably be awesome to have as a legal guardian and stuff, but there’s no way in hell he’d be able to keep Danny in line, for the sole reason of not really seeing a reason to.

However, if he got put in Arkham, he’d 100% not be above guilt-tripping Bruce into taking Danny in, so he does have backup options.

Killer Croc would be an awesome friend to Danny, but that man is in no way capable of being a parent.

He’s got a pretty short temper, and Danny is a little shit. There’d definitely be fighting. A lot of fighting. Croc still gets some points though because he’s a decent guy and I don’t doubt that he’d be willing to get help from the other rogues or even Batman should he need it.

Shouldn’t be trusted to keep a gerbil alive, yet are somehow still better at this than Maddie and Jack: The Riddler, Solomon Grundy

The Riddler is a childish, egotistical asshole with a bit of a god complex and a truckload of emotional baggage.

That being said, he’d still do better than Danny’s actual parents.

Partly because the bar is so low.

Like yeah, there’d be a lot of arguing, but I don’t think that he’d actually ever fight fight with Danny, mostly because he’d feel like he was turning into his father.

For the most part he’d be at the same level as Scarecrow or Killer Croc, I just put him lower because I think he’d forget to feed Danny sometimes. Still not as bad as the food coming alive to attack him though.

Solomon Grundy is pretty similar to Killer Croc in terms of how I think he and Danny would get along, I just think he’d be much worse at getting the things Danny needs to live and be happy.

He’d be cool as a weird uncle, or a friend, but he’d be pretty awful at being an actual parent.

The house is on fire, god is dead: Mad Hatter, Ra’s Al Ghul

Mad Hatter would have UNIMAGINABLE levels of beef with Danny. He would unironically throw hands with a child.

That being said, I think he’d genuinely like Danny.

Wouldn’t make up for anything, but I do think he’d at least not hate him.

Ra’s would be funny as hell no matter what.

He’d ALSO have unimaginable beef with Danny, but for entirely different reasons. He would spend all his time trying to convince Danny to become a member of the LOA and also to turn him fully immortal. Danny would buy him a “world’s okayest dad” mug and “I’m not the dad who stepped up” shirt. They would try to beat each other to death over Damian.

Danny would still probably choose him over Vlad in a heartbeat.

Getting dissected would have unironically been a better option: Joker

Your homework today is to watch Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

Because I know you won’t, I’m just gonna tell you that Joker has done some MK Ultra shit to a child before in order to mold it into a mini version of himself, and he’d absolutely do it again.

One of them would absolutely end up dead, and considering their track records, I’m not so sure it would be Joker.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #catwoman isn’t on here because she would just give him to bruce immediately #on the bright side if Joker ever obtained another child through dubious means I don’t doubt that Harley and Ivy would beat him to death #honestly out of everyone here I think being adopted by two-face would be the most fun by far #like mr. freeze would be a lot better at being an actual parent but two-face would be fun as hell #also scarecrow would just straight up murder someone for bullying Danny this man is not above killing kids if they’re being dicks #he’s literally done the slasher routine for some girl after she found out her friends all hated her and he’d do it again #the penguin would kill for Danny too I just don’t think he’d kill kids #older teens are up for debate however

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

See? We aren’t so different ����🖤🖤

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #tyler galpin #wenclair #wyler #enid x wednesday #tyler x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #infiltrating the wyler fandom in the hopes of finding someone who isn’t anti-wenclair so I can make friends to talk about tyler with #I’m starting a club #where I babygirl-ify the toxic man and give him lots of cute platonic relationships #it’s a niche audience I know #Wenclair shipping tyler apologist - current members: literally just me #message me if you want to join #the og’s know I tried to stan xavier #dark times #Xavier Stan’s don’t come for me because I tried okay #but the creep factor gets worse every re-watch #ptbv

[fantasykiri5]

Fabian and Riz to me are like. They’re like the definition of “a secret third thing” to me but not like in a qpr way. Their thing is just Their Thing, like they’re inseparable they drive each other fucking bonkers they care so deeply and they’re stupid teenagers and I don’t think they would even really think about it at all. I don’t think either of them can imagine a world where they’re not at least around the other, and like whatever their thing is definitely isn’t allo but it’s definitely not regular besties shit. They just like being around each other, I don’t think either of them would really even think to put a name to whatever it is they’ve got going on, and I definitely don’t think either of them would ever put enough thought into it to even figure out what a qpr is, much less label themselves in one. They’re just Fabian and Riz. The Ball and Captain of the Owlbears. They’re just them I think. Idk man.

#kiri rambles #idk dude it’s a hard thought to verbalize I think #as someone who is more recently realizing that I’m PROBABLY at least some manner of arospec and probably also acespec but also in a very- #-happy romantic relationship of nearly two years with my best friend- who’s also thinking he’s at least acespec- I just kinda relate to- #-whatever thing they have going on is #like yeah technically we’re dating but we’re also just like. hanging out mostly. idk #IDK. idk I just relate to their crazy codependent bullshit I guess #fabriz #<- sort of?? idk #like I like some of the ship stuff a lot of it is very funny and I relate to it but I also really respect the more stark aroace Riz- #-believers like I think they’re both true. yeah he IS aroace or at least aroacespec to me but also FROM EXPERIENCE whatever he and Fabian- #-have going on has NO way to be like regularly platonic #I guess this makes me a qpr Fabriz truther?? idk I don’t think they’d ever outright say it #but it’s the same flavor as a qpr I think. it’s in the same vein but neither of them will ever acknowledge it #anyways sorry for my incoherent ramblings I just Feel That Shit man #riz gukgak #fabian aramais seacaster #fabian seacaster #d20 #fantasy high #yeah that’s all the tags I’m giving it I’m tired

[larabar]

when sonic willingly is corrupted by the cyber energy its all blue because thats still him hes doing this for his friends and he will make sure theyre ok even if it means going all out. because he loves them

#dont talk to me im SICK #/pos #its like how sage turned blue whenever she was doing something for someone else or just. full of love #hes got all this power yet hes still got his friends at the front of his mind #because he loves them #because hes here !!! reaching far across these new frontiers !!!! #“in my hands i hold the ones i love” <<< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GH sorry sorry. please talk to me about the dlc im. exploding #sth #rambles #sonic frontiers spoilers #frontiers dlc spoilers #THE MUSIC actually just give me one more second #at the climax. when hes fully corrupted and eggman is lining up the final shot #when it seems like hes gone #the vocals weve been hearing the whole time come back full force over the instrumental #giving everything theyve got. #just as sonic is #MAN i wish i knew music theory so i could actually put this all into words. but the way the vocals represent sonic and his goals #and how they come back even after such an aggressive guitar solo #just !!! #h. idk. thats all #go on with your day ill just be here #im he-💥

[spicyicymeloncat]

There is just something about Cole’s section of the six virtues of spinjitzu shorts. His virtue is balance. He learns how to find peace when overwhelmed, after years of running away, disassociating, feeling too exposed, feeling invisible and feeling like he had the weight of his team, his parents, the world on his soldiers.

He finally learnt how to balance that weight.

#cole’s arcs are everything #every single one was a banger #s1 him having daddy issues and running away #s4 running away from his team after falling out with his best friend #s5 feeling useless and disposable after going through a horrific body change #dotd feeling forgotten about and being able to emphasise with phantoms because of this #s8-9 being able to become give back to the person who gave him so much - but fatherly #s11 having to deal with his own self blame due to losing the traveller’s tea and being able to meet someone else who is also just trying to #the right thing #ALL OF S13 #my man was so hard on himself #I’m so glad he has coping mechanisms now #ninjago #Ninjago cole #ninjago analysis

[vanhelsingapologist]

Vallaki coup went really well and now two of the most unempathetic, sleep deprived wizards are in charge of a populace, which is only a slight step up from a bloodthirsty vampire obsessed with a dead woman.

updates and spoilers for our game in the tags!

#curse of strahd #victor vallakovich #CoS PC: Emilia #I wasn’t going to post any more Victor and Emilia for a couple MONTHS but then my arm got twisted by the Victmilia truthers #Emilia’s coming back but she’s in her girlfailure era. You’ll see what I mean. #She’s a unique PC because she is simultaneously girlboss and girlfailure #a unique combo rarely seen in the wild #Dima (MY BELOVED) is going back to Ravenloft after being convinced to by her friend in the party #(who is secretly betraying everyone to strahd) #and is going to pretend to be in love with Strahd #(after someone else in the party begged her to bc Strahd has his kids captive) #so the party contacted my darling Emilia and were like “hey you’re like… sexy Victor Frankenstein right. Can u bring back our bloodhunter.” #and she was like I’m literally running Vallaki through the wettest most pathetic boy in the world. #but yes. I love a good Creature. #so she’s dragging Victor and Kasimir to Krezk so she can bring back some people #Kasimir is desperately trying to give her a moral compass. projection much old man? #luckily for him she is healing. I can’t say at what rate but. She’s slowly becoming better. #“I can fix her” “I can make her worse. I think it’s funny.” Kasimir n Victor fr #dungeons and dragons characters #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #dnd #dnd fanart #dnd npc #dnd art

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 148

Danny is enjoying his vacation. He’s surrounded by so many creatures who are delighted to show him around, and there’s a bunch that are even called ghosts! Those ones seem to have deemed him as their favorite person, which isn’t hard, but they have also apparently decided that they have to follow him everywhere, including all the way home. And to whatever world he takes his next vacation-slash job as Clockwork’s student at. 

Oh well, he’s sure it won’t be that noticeable. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dcxdpxpokemon #DPxDCxPokemon #pokemon crossover #prompts #Danny is an adult & a big guy #He has so many pokemon following him all the time #Pokemon as a franchise doesn’t exist in his or the DC world #He’s a big softy who could crush someone’s head but is so gentle with the itty bitty & giant Creachurs #Someone does in fact notice these several creatures & their maybe-human friend #Good news: Damian was the first to notice him #Bad news: He is now trying to convince the man to give him an eevee #Danny has so many ghost-friends including a pocket mimickyu & a gengar son & a phantump daughter #Damian might try to get Bruce to meet the man with all the creatures in an attempt to get one #Danny is oblivious & thinks the kid is just really enthusiastic about learning about his pokefriends #You KNOW he has several space pokemon too let’s be honest #Danny gets free interdimensional-time vacations after finishing whatever his job there is #There’s definitely several carvings of him & his friends scattered around dimensions & time

[echoing-oursong]

okay i absolutely hate the thinking that some people (ronancers) have of ‘why are you not shipping this w|w ship because of steve who is a man why are you depending a man’s feelings on a w|w ship’ maybe it’s because regardless of your gender or your sexuality screwing over and betraying a friend is exactly that! it has NOTHING to do with sexuality or gender! SCREWING OVER A FRIEND IS SCREWING OVER A FRIEND REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU IDENTIFY AS!!

#anti ronance #stranger things #also can we talk about how preformative and sexist this thinking is?!? #it’s performative cuz you’re saying ‘look i’m not depending a man’s feelings on a girl and girl ship’ while actively taking away any of the #history that is going on between the characters that this deals with #it’s sexist because it gives the vibes that just because someone is a man they don’t deserve a friendship with someone that gets them #like yep because steve’s a man that means his best friend can go date his ex which btw is betrayal at it’s finest when your friend actively #wanted you to get back together with you ex and now is gonna go fuck your ex #like this statement is the pinnacle of sexism and performativism #llike ahhh yes because steve is a man it’s totally fine that his best friend gets to betray him #that’s a totally normal way of thinking and not at all stripping away human decency and human connection with people

[puppyeared]

Atla live action 😐

#thats my honest reaction 😐 #to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid #like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat #or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already #good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive #to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil #i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better #but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because #it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak #and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but #come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and #makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality #i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was #IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys' #and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall #AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think #plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS #a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason #im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your #audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small #thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small #its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers #i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang #anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and #rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz #netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub #no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same #ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me #i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing #yapping

[throwmethroughawindow]

sometimes i go through little phases where I find Bakugou one of the most attractive anime characters ever and I love everything about him and then a couple weeks later I wanna gouge my eyes out for thinking that and I wanna scrub all my fics of him off the internet

#mha bakugou #bnha bakugou #bakugou x reader #but I love him though #his mean temperament is everything #I want that man in my mouth #please #currently brainstorming ideas of deku bringing a female friend to a hang out w the squad #and Bakugou gets so jealous and wants to know how someone like deku got someone like reader #and reader flirts w Katsuki and tells him she wants a tattoo from him #and he runs his hand all the way from her calf to upper thigh #and then they FUCK #bc Bakugou wants everything deku gets and deku and reader are just friends #pls I want him to ruin me #anything I’d give for it #pls #he runs his hand up her calf to her thigh bc she says she wants a big ass tattoo and he has to measure ya know😏😏😏 #ya know w his big scarred hand #so big choke me pls

[flowersnax]

I WILL BE IN LOVE FOREVER CAUSE IM GONNA DIE TONIGHT

SO PLEASE JUST HOLD ME ONE LAST TIME

BEFORE I BLOOM INTO A FLOWER OF FLESH AND SAY GOODBYE

#slinks back to my tumblr account again to post this #thinking Very Hard about shadow after i showed my friend dogmatica and he said shadow would listen to it #gods most mentally ill hedgehog #someone give that little man a zoloft prescription #also yeah lyrics from dogmatica by femtanyl #my art #shadow the hedgehog #shadow #sth fanart #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fanart