#some are funny though

[wotchernewt]

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games #the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen #the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered) #no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there #none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk. #the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny. #wotcher talk #solidaritygaming #life series #life series smp #life smp #trafficblr #life series spoilers #real life #real life smp #rlsmp

[vulchak]

It's all fucking connected I'm telling you

#sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #keanu reeves #meme #i know some people are upset but i think he can pull it off we'll see #how funny would it be if he's voiced by Roger doing his Keanu impression though

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

#finda’s rambles #british royal family #not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut #he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some #and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss #king charles #king charles cancer #I guess I should tag so people can block this too #cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well… #a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.

[attleboy]

Hi mod ^^

Can you draw more of Pomni and Bubble bonding over their fangs?

well... do you reckon this counts as "bonding"???

and under the cut, a quick rant i went on that got too long for the tags but i think might still be interesting to some ( tl;dr i made a tag for chompni stuff finally )

note: by "everything i make like this" i mean the chompni stuff

#yknow i actually kinda hope tadc has a bubble “wearing” clothes gag... that'd be funny i think #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #tadc bubble #tadc comic #my art #ask response #chompni #might be a bit before i actually go back and tag things though bc i am just aching Everywhere for some reason 😔

[chloesimaginationthings]

How much securitywaiter/dreamtheory stuff have you seen?

And what do you think of the ship

Tbh I’m shocked I got to see Matpat Yaoi in my lifetime

#ask reply #tbh I don’t have strong opinions on ships #I’ve never really been a ship artist BAHA #This one is funny though just cause it involves Matpat #art unrelated just proving I’ve also drawn Matpat #IVE seen some of the ship truly on brand for people to ship guys who never met #glad we’re keeping that tradition alive

[ducktracy]

if you find yourself asking "how shall i spend the next one minute and 52 seconds?", i implore you to turn to the Wansa-kun opening for the most joyful way to fill the time. isn't this wonderful

#trying to make good on my word and watch all the shows i've been saying i would... those being Urusei Yatsura Lupin Part 3 Gutsy Frog and #Wansa though the latter isn't fully subbed #i love me some 70s/80s gag anime... it's really funny how often the western golden age influence pops up #especially in UY--the episode i watched just had a character turn into a wolf while being a lech! in something made after 1946!!!!!! amazin #thank you to my wonderful peers and friends pushing me down this route #vid

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as we’re about to leave for the ren faire, “Yeah, it’s like my story about fucking a chicken.”

And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.

So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldn’t object.

Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.

So, he posited if you want to sound out someone’s mindset (and you’re willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himself…?

I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, “No harm…” because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I don’t like it, I think he’s a weird dude, but like. That’s his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.

It’s been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.

#my life #story #funny #can you imagine the sheer alienation of even asking this though? #there’s some bridges I’d burn and maybe I will pose this to someone down the line if I really don’t give a shit about maintaining niceties

[kowroo]

really looking forward to season 2: patrolling the mojave

#fallout #fallout prime #lucy maclean #cooper howard #the ghoul #its so funny that they call him that #its like calling some guy 'the man' like yeah he sure is huh #anyway sucks that theres no new fallout stuff coming out after this #for probably a long time #even though fo4 came out 9 years ago........

[cemeterything]

the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”

goncharov context

#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it #but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to #go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it. #goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context. #goncharov #unreality #🐉

[theabigailthorn]

my TV series pitch just got rejected by a production company who said it's too funny and not commercial enough, which, frankly, BEST FEEDBACK EVER??!!!

#no to be fair though some companies specialise in comedy and some don't and these guys don't so I get it #Love that my writing isn't commercial enough though lmao #what would “commercial” even mean in this context? #while the characters are running for their lives they stop and go “I'D LIKE TO THANK THIS EPISODE'S SPONSORS LOVEHONEY” #love that I'm funny apparently? I thought I was just blunt haha

[apoorhuman]

Mc: don't you just hate the fact that you already graduated and finished school, have a good and decent job, but suddenly you got sucked into hell and forced to go to school with most of the subjects you never even learned in your FUCKING ENTIRE LIFE?!

Lucifer: mc, we said we're sorry

Mc: I AM NOT GOING TO JUST LET MYSELF GET YELLED BY YOU JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET GOOD FUCKING GRADE IN A SUBJECT CALLED "BASIC STANDARD MAGIC"

Belphegor and Satan watching from afar: *snickers*

#seriously #imagine if the mc is already done with school and just so grateful that their suffering has ended #but then suddenly some demon that they don't even know exist told and forced you to go to school #even though they absolutely hated school #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me fluff #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #obey me funny #obey me shitpost #obey me belphegor

[ruporas]

on the run!! (ID in alt)

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #nicholas d wolfwood #love & peace crew my beloved. its been awhile since i last finished a piece for all 4 of them which is Blasphemy on my part #anyway i just wanted to make an action ish illustration for them ... but my end goal was to be able to piece them off in duos #i like seeing them next to each other in those ways!! though vash's expression is a bit funny bc he's always going to be like >:O #i hope something can be gleamed from the way theyre all positioned though. i mean some things are blatant like how milly is all :D #certainly in tune to the danger and not Oblivious but still headstrong and capable of pushing thru alongside her friends!! #and mermilly are both looking forward.. onward to the future.... vw are both looking back... ww's in the back and trying to deflect #bullets with his punisher #“paws is it really this serious” No... IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE but i like to think about it #ruporas art

[solarwreathe]

*cough cough* *hack* *wheeze* *clears throat* you got some wader?

the sketch: it’s the 8 guy on the left. walmart draco, or whatever they have in new zealand

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #tlt fanart #tlt #dulcinea septimus #gtn #gtn fanart #silas octakiseron #gideon the ninth spoilers #(especially past this tag) #cytherea the first #cytherea loveday #the locked tomb fanart #gideon the ninth fanart #gtn spoilers #the book was okay but i didn't like the first two enough to get nona #there were some good characters though i like gideon #and mr my caviliar will hear about this was my favourite he was funny

[chirrups]

a few medieval-inspired life series lads because that makes me happy

#life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #smallishbeans #mainly drew some sketches to try out new drawing program (procreate) and spiraled rapidly out of control from there #i think funny enough i like joels outfit the best of the three even though its the most visually plain #trafficblr #traffic smp

[pretz-fell-from-a-high-place]

between this and Knife's Bones im worried as to what this show is trying to imply about object biology

#pret scribbles #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #iii #ii #iii spoilers #iii16 #ii silver spoon #ii balloon #ii nickel #ii cabby #this episode was incredibly good though it had some top tier Shenanigans #im proud of nickel for getting his shit together also blueberry was funny

[sugarflow]

mv2 with ugoku ugoku :)

#my art #ultrakill #sugarflow #yeah sorry shepard this is targetted towards you again thanks for suggesting this dance it was fun!!!! #v2 ultrakill #mirage ultrakill #mv2 #was funny drawing some of these poses without v2's arm though i was like okay. i guess. they will not do half this dance thats okay #mirage will do the arm extending for you #ALSO. EVER SINCE MR MOTHCPU MIRAGE INTRODUCED THE IDEA OF V2 IN A SKIRT I JUST. CANNOT IMAGINE IT WITHOUT ONE YOU'RE SO RIGHT YOU'RE SO REA #WAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH